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Tell us your experiences as a Engineer.

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>play as Engi
>die
>change class to someone that's not a walking tumor
COWBOY UP

>Not having fun
>Decide nobody else should have fun either
>Play minisentry engineer
>Everyone else becomes miserable
>Now I'm having fun

Haven't played in a long time, but that was my usual Engineer experience

>set up nest
>pocket anybody comes by and destroys it and me with little effort
I dunno what I'm doing wrong, I prefer to play Pyro buddy anyway and just be a rocket shield and antispy.

As an Engineer, your shit gets fucked up a lot. It's the natural way of things. Your job isn't to provide an impenetrable defense thus resolving anyone else of the responsibility of defending (as much as those idiots may say otherwise). Your job is to give your team some firm ground to stand on.

No engineer can be a one man army but a good engineer can efficiently adjust his setup as the front line changes and salvage as much as possible when a position is overrun.

after they nerfed minisentries and buffed the jag you could shit level 1s everywhere, it was great

I haven't played since gun mettle though

>build teleporter exit right on the edge of a cliff behind spawn (on a payload map, as blu)
>retarded teammates fall off the cliff
>slightly less retarded teammates still have to walk all of the way back
If only I had the schadenfreude taunt

you're

ugly

MOLTEN COOOOORE

>minisentry
>frontier justice
>short circuit

NOW WE'RE PLAYING WITH POWER

>Build nest at last point
>Wonder why Blu isn't pushing cart
>They all changed to spy just to destroy my nest

youtube.com/watch?v=fWRMSn63yb0

>using short circuit after the nerf

dominated

pork

drippin's

Over

Here

Saw

Bones

>thing gets destroyed
>team immediately gets angry at me for not having thing up

>Tell us your experiences as a Engineer.

I got my degree in mechanical engineering, realized way too late that I have absolutely zero passion or interest in the field and now I'm stuck in a job I hate and want to kill myself.

>place my tele exit in a secret spot on upward and frontier
>as soon as blue pushes the payload up and their spawn moves forward, I build a sentry, teleport to the secret exit spot, and setup sentry at their spawn entrance
>when they destroy sentry I use my wrench to warp back to spawn, build another one, and tele port back
>the butt hurt comes alive

youtube.com/watch?v=e5v01iAfQvQ

I used to love planting minisentries in a bush.

>Be playing some payload map
>Teams unbalanced and we keep getting steamrolled
>Getting bored and decide fuck the objective
>While the rest of the team begins the hopeless defense I find a nice view and bust out my rancho
>Soon my team is bitching and moaning
>I laugh at their misfortune and start nagging them
>"Guys stop the cart!"
>"How hard is it to stop a cart? I mean seriously?"
>And so on.
>They get madder and madder, telling me to be useful
>lolno
>Make up some bullshit about how I have a "condishun" and have to sit or I'll die
>One guy gets pissed enough that he goes crying to an admin
>Get slayed and told to play or be kicked
>Rancho again and get kicked

Good times.

>banned on a server for defending the base as a civilian engineer with a level 3 sentry up.

Fuck you I was still playing.

>move sentry after every kill
>watch the person it killed come back and aim at its old spot only to be slaughtered from behind
>finally comes by with a medic
>sneak behind them and put a crit wrench up the kraut's ass

>move that gear up
>with another engi
>keep eachothers devices in shape
>successfully defend the point
>almost win
>other team steamrolls us because everyone is a scout, spy or sniper

why do these niggers hate winning?

>Playing goldrush
>Sit around final point with no sentry up
>Get bitched at by teammates
>One of them calls admin
>Decide to get off my ass and do something
>Destroy other team with just a mini and Frontier justice
>win the round
>"GG EZ"
>Admin warns the guy who called him not to call an admin for no reason (I was destroying the enemy team by the time the admin started to spec me)
>Nobody says anything for the rest of the match

>smash my buildings non-stop
>be paranoid and check every person if he's a spy
>let my guard down for a sec and get insta backstabbed out of no where
>all my buildings get sapped
>repeat

just taunt with the wrench