UPF Thread 9/16/16

LOL BIKES GUYS, SO WEIRD, HUHHH???

I'm Rec Room, welcome to Handibot.

Neato, I think this target has a fucking time limit, so this is going to fail probably.

I think the doc is dead.
I could try uploading them to mega though.

Should I set up my Vive if they do? I don't have any gimmicks in mind.

I'd be very thankful if you did.

My upload speed is shit.
The demo derby has an eta of 43 minutes.

don't give this dumb anime poster anything

The fucking stereo's mixed up. Left is right and right is left.

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Brad has never once been enjoyable with Hitman

>watching brad play video games and get lost in a mission hes played like 5 times now

has he ever been enjoyable with anything

I'd also be thankful if you uploaded those. Thanks, bro.

>It's another "people are jealous because Dan used to date a pornstar" thread

MEGA links are posted in the chat doc every fucking week right after it goes up, you dumb anime cunt. It also gets mentioned in like every thread.

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>Brad playing Hitman

>chat doc every fucking week right after it goes up
Yeah, but you need a google account for that shit. Can't you just post the links here?

please go

WHAT THE FUCK BRAD

BRAD

Fucking Brad.

How can someone work in this industry and not assume that would happen.

brad is, and always will be, terrible at games

I spent two days trying to get mechwarrior 2 and ghost bear's legacy running properly. TWO DAYS! And it still is giving me trouble holy shit.

Also, is Dan fucking serious? That beard is full on bum tier right now. Trim that shit dude.

WOWWWWW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

What did she mean by this?

>Also, is Dan fucking serious? That beard is full on bum tier right now. Trim that shit dude.
Looks like it's trimmed though, just large.

i haven't listened since Autism Walker left

It's too long around the jaw and chin.

Yes, but it's neat. That's what I said.

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How does someone so incompetent at games get a job like this?

I recently tried to listened to two or three old Beastcasts with Austin in them and couldn't do it. Christ that dude likes to listen to himself talk. He's soo far up his own ass. Way worse than Patrick I now realize. Glad he's gone.

Why don't they play Rec Room again

Also

can we have a discussion about the trash that is the Endurance Run

Someone please describe to me in painstaking detail the Vocaloid segment from last week, I missed it and I am not "premium"

>Vocaloid segment from last week
What? How did i miss this?

>can we have a discussion about the trash that is the Endurance Run
I'm enjoying it. The shit game forces some great humour.

I got that. He takes care of it obviously but it's time to trim it back down now.

As someone who is not a fan of shenmue I am enjoying Vinny's descent into madness

I've been a fan since the start. I've never listened to the Beastcast. I love Vinny and I really like Dan, but I don't care for Austin and I can't stand Alex. Where should I start listening to the podcast?

That's not what trimming means. Trimming is making it neat, not necessarily shorter.

>can we have a discussion about the trash that is the Endurance Run
What's wrong with it? Are you one of those people crying about how "they are playing it wrong"? There are people writing huge paragraphs on neofag how they are playing it wrong. "They need to try to beat the old arcade games, they need to walk around and look at objects more" fucking ridiculous.

Brad's gone!

And you're not being anal and totally annoying right now at all.

Who will be the next Giant Bomb member to die? I hope it's Brad.

You said a certain thing that's factually incorrect. What you tried to say wasn't understandable. Don't get bitchy for not being understood because of your own mistakes.

Are you a member of the site?

Can it be this guy?

When is the download going to finish?

kek, learn English mate.

Bakalar makes it bearable, I would skip any episode without him and grit your teeth through Austin's first few appearances. I think he got better over time, I prefer him to Patrick.

>handibot making that gay joke

it won't. open link in mpc of vlc

what?

Alex is gonna pull a Benoit.

google how to watch network stream in vlc

It's a live stream. You have to open the URL as a network stream in VLC.

thanks for the help..

1. mark link, copy to clipboard
2. open video player software, e.g. vlc or mpc hc
3. file > open > paste link url > hit enter
4. watch live stream
5. shitpost

How do I switch my browser to vlc?

Running with a flail like that seems like a bad idea.

Can I do this in Internet Explorer?

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mega.nz/#!FYMWwbwB!C4XGxIbT8HaVZX1HYl4I9sdOj3z63djB5qH-Amb6hmA

0/10
too obvious dude

Find a way to tell them "no matter how much you hate the Cred Forums we still have threads every time you stream" and never talk again

post webms

I wish it was obvious because then it would have been fixed by now!

When's the next Mario Party Party? Can they just skip to 9 already?

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Something that irks me about you pieces of shit is that you never post the lower quality stream

gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/upf091616rcs_1_700@46333

Just in time for Dan leaving too

Just fucking replace 1400 with 700. Or ask how. Or get not shit internet.

What part of this don't you understand?
>open video player software, e.g. vlc or mpc

You can easily just change quality yourself though.

Evidently I know how to do it myself but other people don't

Hi, I need gay support and help in changing my gay attire.

>Or ask how. Or get not shit internet.

If you can't watch these you truely have a shit connection cause I have a shit connection and can do it no problem.

brad really pulled a brad on himself in this video

>2 man upf
Glad I pay for this quality content!

I don't know what any of that stands for

Would you rather have Dan come back?

what is this game but a shitty, watered down Chivalry

fucking dan's beard crushing the mic. i'm not even always on the stream or have it quiet but it's still louder than almost everything else i have happening volume-wise.

my gf

that's a sinister post right there

Get ready for 2 man, 1 she-beast or halfie UPFs after Christmas.

you can't tell jason has never been in a fight ever.

Hes been in multiple bar fights.

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Why is Dan still there?

I thought he was banished.

this game looks real boring but they're gonna defend it because they know a dev

I think it looks pretty interesting.

I think your mom looks pretty interesting

Remember that brief period just after Chivalry came out when it was fun.

Dan's going to be diabetic !

full-blown diabetes when

>eating someone else's twizzlers
over the line dan

dan is human garbage

thanks

>eating twizzlers at all

twizzlers are actual real garbage

youtube.com/watch?v=mvQtzecNg6I

but the endurance run is fun

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Yeah it was great. Or early access, I forgot which. I stopped playing after a few months and heard it went to absolute shit beyond that.

>incorrect.jpeg

deal with it faggot

Kish-posters, best posters

Dan has run several 4k's and a half marathon. He's definitely in better shape than the majority of Cred Forums even in spite of his shitty diet.

You can't run away from diabetes mate.

did he actually get diabetes?

Not yet, but he ate 2 fucking packs of twizzlers, so probably soon.

What were his finishing times?

Don't just say he said he ran them.

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he's literally pre-diabetes

Thanks!

I'm not gay, but I have such a crush on Drew.
Fucker is so handsome

he's only handsome when he has facial hair

We're talking about Cred Forums here, not /fit/ or Cred Forums.

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Oh shit, I missed this before
Thank you
It's the newest demo derby

Just tuned in what games did I miss?

>a crush
You must be 18 years or older to use this website.

They played Boulder Dash 30th Anniversary for two hours.

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My heart is young

It was so great seeing Ryan come back to QL the new Boulder Dash game.
youtube.com/watch?v=MAHc0EPByFk

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She tried so desperately to hock that game.

twitter.com/danryckert/status/625354587520696320
He finished a 13 mile race without walking. I'm pretty confident that's good enough if we're talking about Cred Forums.

read: I'm a virgin.

nice deduction

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FUCK YEAH ORIGINAL BOULDER DASH!

>4K
I run that distance 3 times a week. No problems at all for an average lanklet to train for that within a month.
Hell, a chubster like me went from dying after a minute and a half to running a full 5k in a month and a half.

>3 times a week
What a loser. I run that much DAILY.

Dan has 100 bottles of corn syrup shit at his house and he drinks 10 per day.
It doesn't matter if you're a skeletor or a mountain; you'll get diabetes either way.

And heres the latest vinnyvania.
mega.nz/#!gYkwiAyY!e14TEfJk9TUDVj24BJeP4n-zwr6U94M7JGTNlz_r4E4

I spend the remaining 3 days lifting and praising the lord on the 7th

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Thanks, my man

Thank you, definitely more interested in this than this shit UPF

link to first? and the one with snide and kessler?

chatango is cancerous for anything older.

the endurance run is only shit if you're a massive shenmue fanboy and can't stand to see people not enjoy it

it is a little frustrating seeing them practically trying to speedrun an open world game, but it's still hilarious anyway

Mary Kish is Vary Kute

Mary Kish got a penitentiary body

YEAH REC ROOM

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>watching giant bomb
>2016

>There are people writing huge paragraphs on neofag how they are playing it wrong

They ever going to do more Mario Maker?

>dude do anothe endurance run lmaoooo
>milk something dry instead of leaving it be hahahahahahah

>I am enjoying Vinny's descent into madness
when does that happen?

What do you mean, they're doing it right now

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10/10 level names

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she seems clumsy doesn't she?

>run 4ks three times a week.
Good for you, that would make you a small minority on this board and in the general population..

Danny O'Dwyer is a rich Cuck

i wish she would clumsily slip on my dick

user who dove headfirst into bay area black culture IRL here.

It's okay.