Is there any video game that captures the raw emotion of this scene...

I can't tell if I should take this scene entirely seriously or not.

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lmao

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>that composition

how is that NOT kino?

Why did she vanish?

the punani was snatched

>leave weebkino to me

Is this literally pure, concentrated cinematic kino?

devils third is pretty much a shitty seagal movie

These showdown slashes are so cliche, I love it.

>No eagle screech as they clash

Whats the point

Because Paz was part of a better game and Kojima just used MGSV to shit on 3 and PW.

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Dey tukker

well i'm sorry to hear that :(

Could any character in any medium defeat Steven Seagal?

I can't recall a single moment in a single moment where he's ever been in danger to being outclassed by anyone, other than emotional losses like and

I don't know why these Seagal threads are popping up but god damn do I enjoy them.

He can even do a Gate of Babylon

Could Seagal beat Agent 47?

youtube.com/watch?v=2dakhzl2SBQ

>Easy... EASY

What did he mean by this?

no...he is too powerful...

>he doesn't know this movie already exists

It wouldn't even be a contest:

youtube.com/watch?v=liIOOTI4-oI

this is too deep for me on at least six levels

Only Stephen Seagull has the power required to wield a katana that's so sharp it cuts through space time and occasionally leaves this plane of reality

videogames cant be kino

if the guy had peeked when he did that he'd be fucking dead

also

>Switching shoulders on a handgun

why is seagal so popular in serbia?

he operates on a higher level

>lagging.webm

What do you think am doin?

This one

Every time

EE ZEE?

If we're being serious, probably a lot of people could probably kill Agent 47, if they knew where he was or something.

Agent 47 is expert at killing others covertly, not a master of not getting killed by a bullet he couldn't have known was coming.

is he being fucking pulled on roller skates? nigger isn't even moving

its called a hoverboard

One of my favorite behind the scene things with Steven is how they often times wouldn't be able to understand what the fuck he was even saying during filming. So they often would have to dub over his lines later or just completely cut the dialogue all together.

Putin has hired him for tactical advice.

Russia is saved.

I've been runnin' countries for like 40 years, I know what I'm talkin about Vlady.

youtube.com/watch?v=gXaOGnDRf1A

Who could Hillary/Trump possibly hire to counter him?

Anyone know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?!

holy shit how is Putin such a manlet

>in a move not seen with Songs From The Crystal Cave

or maybe segal is a big guy

shitty slav genes

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Dragon Quest V and VIII. Which literally had the exact same event happen in the game.

Shame no game can emulate his move set.

He's just too fast

what is up with his fucking hair?

it looks like steel wool

>tfw no gf

Bad plug job. Nigga went bald ages ago

He once starred in good action films if you can believe that

Look at this Max Payne shit

Why would that first dude approach him to hit him with his gun? Like, what?

feels bad

Under Siege was his only good movie though? I remember everything else with him being schlock.

Adolf needs to get some fucking taste

When did Seagalposting become a thing?

I have been Seagalposting for about 47 years

youtube.com/watch?v=gXaOGnDRf1A

when Cred Forums came up with yet another classic historical meme and the dweebs here decided to run it into the ground like every other meme Cred Forums shitters get their hands on

>but she was already married by then
Poor guy

video games are to 'emotion' what Thunderbox is to music / Seagull is to acting and martial arts

youtube.com/watch?v=vLe_BZ1mo3I

His was intimidated.
Shaky hands would make the shots miss

holy shit that was awesome.

Can someone explain to me what 'kino' is?

A shitty Cred Forums meme. You're better off filtering it/

>Can someone explain to me what 'kino' is?
It's not something you explain.
It's something you just know.

Anyone got the webm where he's wearing two watches? I was in fucking tears the first time I noticed it because I was focused on something else in the webm. I think it was him switching hands when holding the gun.

Cred Forums memes are the worst, but what can you expect from people who enjoy worst entertainment medium

You either have it or you dont

satire

>slowdown with digital bloodspray
Who the fuck edited this?

its something you just gotta feel youll know when youre experiencing kino or you might just be a pleb

Its a german word wich means "film" or "cinema".

Cred Forums began using it as term to describe films of all around excellent quality, or something. Its now used all over Cred Forums generally as a term to describe perfection in all forms of entertainment.

I need to know what movie this is

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Seagall threads are the best

source on this gif?
the art looks nice

Kizumonogatari

Into the Sun

What did he mean by this?

thanks

>I'd like to think the reason Venom Snake is so affected by Paz's death is because he personally was the one that could not save her.

Damn I never thought about that till now

He was threatened by Stevens dong and the power behind his urine.

Thank you, I hope this is on Netflix

Excuse me but Cred Forums is in no fucking position to accuse other boards of running memes into the ground

What do you think im doing?

Except that it is used ironically more often than it is used seriously so it can mean either absolute shit or amazing, though generally it is used to describe something that is trying to be deep/emotional/generally well done but failing in a hilarious way

What's the context?
Why did she magic away?

There's a ton of little things there
>Kaz says "Doctor's sure she's not faking it" (Venom is probably making himself believe it)
>The symptoms Ocelot gives Paz is what Venom has due to him being made into Big Boss's image

I kind of feel bad for Segal. Mostly because I can't help but laugh at his antics.

Why does it make me feel so guilty?!

The only good thing Seagal's ever been in.

youtube.com/watch?v=9VYLCP0JeIU

She's dead and Steven is out for revenge

DEY TOOKER

youtu.be/5cUNU8GkMso

A simple but brilliant plot.

Can someone explain to me what Kino is? It seems to be the spicy new meme on all the boards, but all I know is that it originated from Cred Forums.

>Spiritual awakening
Holy shit, this guy is nuts

Its a word used to make fun of movies that have hammy or cringy acting/phrasing but takes itself totally seriously

IE Zack Synder films

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Because you think that being an Operator means that you do shit like Dante from Devil May Cry while Seagal understands the realities of violence and how it doesn't look cool at all.

EASY

youtube.com/watch?v=2dakhzl2SBQ

I remember this.

Truly a visionary