So what the fuck does this thing even do?

so what the fuck does this thing even do?

catches Pokemon and picks up shit at poke stops. it is not worth the asking price. these features should have been in to begin with. also its a shitty game.

They should have delayed the game until this was released.
The game is almost abandonware at this point. Maybe releasing the next gen could give it a boost in player boost, but it will never be as big as the release.

>a boost in player boost
Or a boost to boost the players of the player boost.

honestly that gif is so cute. would you mind if i masturbate to it?

It makes you make a thread on the wrong fucking board.

JUST BOUGHT ONE, WUDDUP POOR FAGS

GOING TO SCALP SOME LITTLE KIDS PARENTS FOR $100 BUCKAROOS

this

>$335 so you don't have to play the game

Modern Nintendo everyone.

Unroot your phone so you can play Fuckingniantic GO

You can, but only if you're gentle.

I can confirm that. Also, it runs on a watch battery, which lasts about 100 days.

>takes away the only game play
>features that could be implemented in the base game
>$35
>$
>3
>5

It should also be noted that it'll only let you try to catch pokemon you've gotten before (otherwise you need to bust your phone out) and it also lets you collect from PokeStops.

THIRTY FIVE DOLLARS

>ever playing non vanilla shit

may as well kill yourself to be quite honest famalams

>entire stock in the world sells out the instant it goes up for sale
>DUDE POKEMON GO IS DEAD


Also it's fucking pointless. It "alerts you" when pokemon appear or a pokestop is near by, but my phone already vibrates when pokemon show by. And vibrating with every pokestop would be awful in pokestop heavy areas.

No he didn't? Pokemon GO is a video game. This is Cred Forums - Video Games

Because people are reselling them for a higher price you fucking retard.

The thing comes in a knockoff pokemon card box. that should tell you the actual worth of this thing.

Like how do you even know what Pokemon appears?

Lets everyone know you're a virgin.

it does a magic trick. makes $35 disappear from your wallet

glows blue when orcs are near

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Why would you try to scalp something with no demand, retard?

Why would they be selling for hundreds on secondary market if pokemon GO is dead? Your shit makes no sense.

kek

Man that's an oldie.

keked

>$35 to automate a game with shit-all gameplay as it is

its in the notification. it only catches poke you have seen though

>t. sheeple

It lets people know that you know about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends.

its thirty-five bucks

I play it all the time, user. I don't get the shit about gameplay and things to do.

You walk around and if shit shows up you catch it. This isn't a game you should be obsessively grinding and playing like it's WoW

Are you retarded?

It's the mark of autism.

>NEETs crying about 35$

>semiNEETs and normies don't even flinch because it's chump change

>implying there such thing as a semiNEET
>implying anyone who earns money would waste it on a dead game they have no time to play

> be rich
> have lots saved up
> great idea i hatched
> lets shit on money
> its OK because im rich

>he doesn't know about the semiNEET master race

You clearly do not know what NEET means. Semi NEET is like half dead.

Reminder this is the EXACT mindset behind the reason most lottery winners go bankrupt within a year or two.

Having money does not mean you waste it. You don't go and buy a 700 dollar cheeseburger just because you COULD afford it. I could afford a 5000 dollar fishing pole but that's fucking retarded.

It is ok tho
When you have money you can spend it. that's the fucking point.

And none of your anime rage face will change that

I'm probably going to buy it so I can safely hit all those stops around campus from my car. After leveling up and shit getting so much harder to catch I'm constantly empty on pokeballs, even with walking around to a bunch of stops everyday.