Fresh FUCKING GAMESTOP content for you

Fresh FUCKING GAMESTOP content for you.

>Spring cleaning
>Accidently throw away a pre-order receipt and realize it hours later after the trash has already been taken out
>Call Gamestop and ask if I can get it re-printed
>Yeah sure man no problem, come on down
>Cool
>Go down
>Store is filled to the brim with people and screaming children
>Tons of sports jocks
>Look up
>Realize what the clerk didn't tell me is its the launch of NBA2K17
>decide to just wait since I'm third in line.
>Woman with five kids is in first
>Her kids are being little shits running around the store and beating each other with five nights at freddies dolls
>One kid literally rips down a shelf by hanging on it and causes an entire line of POPS! figures to go scattering all over the floor
>Manager has to stop what hes doing and clean it up since hes the only one in store.
>Kid gets scolded my mom and starts crying
>Other kids still running around beating each other
>One kid runs outside with the merch to avoid the others
>Alarm trips
>Local security guard comes over and the manager has to explain the situation
>Theres now a fucking line of like 18 people behind me
>Mother is so angry she grabs the kid, pulls down his pants and starts spanking him on the fucking counter top infront of the other kids and us
>Kid is wailing his ass off and screeching
>Security guard has to tell her to stop and escorts her, and the pantless kid out
>Other brats are still playing, one kid is screeching because she wont let him buy the FnaF doll hes holding
>Another is screeching about wanting GTA5
>Ends up dragging them out as well
>utter silence as they leave
>Its been 40 minutes since I entered the line
>Guys infront of me get their game, then I get my receipt and leave

Fucking gamestop

>be me
>excited for Dragon Quest 7's release
>decide to go to the local EB Games after work to see if they have it
>don't see it in the 3DS section
>ask the cashier if they have DQ7
>he asks if i have it on preorder
>i don't, so i tell him as such
>he finds a copy anyway
>"this is the last copy we have! enjoy!"
>"cool, i must be lucky!," i reply
>pay for transaction, say "no" to the usual EB questions ("want an extended warrantee?", "any preorders?", etc.)
>thank the cashier and leave store
>go to McDonald's for some coffee, then go home

fucking eb, man

>be me
This will never stop being a profoundly stupid way to start a story.

You know you dont need the actual pre-order receipt as long as they have your name and phone number in their system, right?

Fucking dumbass

This has nothing to do with gamestop, this is just a story of idiotic people.

I ain't reading all this shit.

No, for pre-order bonus items you need a proof of purchase, In this case it was the ZTD watch, which requires a signature from the manager because of the small stock.

>be me
>decides to give this post a (You)

tl;dr

i dont understand why so many of you faggots hate gamestop and yet still continue to go there

This didn't happen

This

Stop being a faggot, OP, and just order games online

It's better than the people who randomly include .jpg .mov, or other extensions in their posts.

It just did, 20 minutes ago. Riverside,.California.

But you're free to not believe it.

Can't order a limited supply watch online guy.

Gamestop only.

I would have believed it, if the mom didn't pants her kid in public.

You've obviously never been to So Cal then. This happens far often then you'd like to believe with latino families.

Never had a problem with gamestop. Worst thing is being asked if I wanted the store warranty, season pass, or another bs game, which happens to be every time.

Can confirm.

I've seen a guy whip his kid bare assed in a Target before for attempting to steal some salsa.

>slapping kid
>before stealing salsa

i hope Juan stole some guacamole and a pack of pita bread, too

I lived in riverside from 8th to high school graduation in Temecula, but I've been all over the county, I can definitely believe this story.

>last copy
Thats what they always say if you didnt preorder and just walk in man.
I know cause this is what they always say to me when i just get a new game as a walkin

This.

>Walk in for Smash bros
>Guy infront of me is chatting up the clerk
>"You're in luck guy, last copy"
>"Mah man!"
>Leaves
>My turn
>"Guess what guy, You got the last copy, hi five!"
>"Didn't you just say the other guy got the last one?"
>"Uhh... no, this ones the real last one."

>be me
>go to gamestop.com
>order some cheap games
>get them in two days
FUCKING GAMESTOP

i'm the DQfag

come to think of it, the same thing happened at the same store when i bought Bravely Default a couple days after its release. strangely enough,. i bought Bravely Second the day of release and it never happened

>implying you can't

You physically can't.

Its a backordered item thats been held back for 2 months thanks to Amazon's fuckery. There are no spares.

>Riverside
I thought this story was complete bullshit but now I know you wouldn't be making this shit up especially coming from there.

>Fall 20XX
>Pokemon XY coming out so its time to pay my Nintendo 3DS tax
>Go with friends to gamestop to preorder
>qt azn girl at counter
>My turn to preorder
>she asks the usual warranty, preorder, game informer questions
>decline all of the above
>She compliments my Chocobo Shirt
>Pokes the chocobo on my belly
>Fall in love with her
>Quickly remember she's working at a job right now and is only doing it so I buy more video games from her
>Friends tell me she might be into me
>do nothing
>go to pick up pokemon weeks later at midnight
>azn qt girl monitoring front of line says Hi to me
>say hey, pick up my game and leave
>never return


Fucking Gamestop

You think latino families have the same shame that you or I have? They're the second closest thing we have to cavemen. Theyll get nude anywhere.