Oculus Rift: JUST

>The new update prompts users to log into Facebook.

>Your Oculus username changes to your Facebook real name, without prompting and without any ability to switch it back.

>Once you sign in via Facebook, all of your friends who own a Rift are automatically populated into your Oculus friends list. But since Oculus Home doesn’t offer any filtering options or the ability to block individuals from seeing what games you’re playing, that means you can either be online and visible to everyone, or online and invisible with no option in-between.

>There are people on this board right now who paid real money for this thing

extremetech.com/gaming/235785-new-oculus-update-adds-facebook-integration-real-names-policy

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is fucking gold.

>tfw no cuckulus rift
>tfw no fagbook

feels good man

kek, Zuckerjew ruins everything.

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ahhhh

haa

>“When you connect to Facebook, your Oculus friend list is continuously updated so your can share VR easily.”
BRUH, THE ONLY REASON 60% OF YOUR CUSTOMERS BOUGHT THIS WAS FOR PORN

post yfw when you didn't fall for the VR meme

How is it possible for people who have so much money to be so fucking retarded and out of touch?

Sony wins again.

Having a lot money is the key to being out of touch.

mooning has to be the gayest prank ever.

Some old gay jew must have tricked his little boys into thinking that showing their buttholes was a prank.

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Isn't this L I T E R A L L Y what people were afraid of when the Facebook buyout was first announced, and people tried to defend it by going "they'll never do that!"

Why are facebook investing in this? I'd get it if they're just expanding and not intergrating facebook into it, but trying to integrate it when the tech is in such a crude state just seems retarded to me.

When Facebook bought the rift it killed the VR hype.

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That's pretty gay, dude.

>oculus rift was ruined before launch by normies and Jews

Why can't we have nice things? Can someone find a loophole or hack the thing so they could go around everything?

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It's like no one learned from Blizzard's RealID debacle.

>PSVR WINS AGAIN!

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They don't deserve to have all that money.

>friends on Facebook will know you're watching porn
This is worse than those porn sites that have "Share on Facebook/Twitter/Reddit" buttons.

Did not blizzard dialed it a bit back after the outrage though?

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You don't have to use their shitty app to use the headset.

>Ask girl out on date
>Over the course of a few hours shes on her phone more and more, until towards the end she just walked off looking at it without saying anything
>Never saw her again

That's how I found out I was boring

Got any more pictures like that, but with girls instead of boys?

You can afford to be out of touch, people with little money constantly have to reassess their lives and what they are doing. People with money can just go "while im succeeding in society so what do I need to question".

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The truth is its difficult to be more interesting than the entire internet.

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>People didn't realise the Facebook takeover was a massive red flag the day it happened

How fucking naive can you get?

>people ACTUALLY thought VR would be a thing

How do you even keep contact with your irl friends and decent people you've met throughout the years?

>Inb4 >Having friends

pure poetry.

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with my phone, and yes i have friends

>facebook
>privacy
pick 1

You dont.
I tried via FB, they just posted worthless shit on FB e.g "I just took a shit", I deleted my account. Why bother when no one has anything worth saying?

God, I wish I had that many (you)s.

I text my friends and I just move on and forget about people I'm no longer in proximity to.

This is literally, LITERALLY, what all those so called "doom-sayers" were "whining about" when JewBook bought this in the first place. I hope they realize they single handedly killed vr. The Rift was the only headset that had any social presence. No one knows about wth is a Vive, or a PSVR. They were "literally who?" tier. Rift had the largest interest base due to it being the first on the market, but even that was a "huh, that might be cool." Now, because of Facebook, it turned from "could be cool" to "meh," killing the rift, and essentially killed vr. No one knows any more, no one cares any more. This is literally everything wrong with every single major industry. Everyone wants to be Google, and they will scorch and trample everything and anything just to have a 0.001% chance at it.

This except I moved to another state and have no friends anymore.

i laugh even harder at the retards who spent money on the kickstarter. they got some literal piece of shit screen door effect generator, and funded a group of people who had no intention other than getting bought up by a bigger company.

if this has taught us anything, it is that YET AGAIN kickstarter funders are proven to be the dumbest people on the planet

>Oculus Rift forcing you to play facebook
>Palmer Luckey playing on a Vive and screaming
>John Carmack confirming that he willattend Minecon 2016 at the VR Panel
The past day has been insane. Oculus is going down fast.

>if this has taught us anything, it is that YET AGAIN kickstarter funders are proven to be the dumbest people on the planet
what about niggers?

>Facebook will never affect the development of Oculus Rift

Oh boy, that was a fun thread.

It was sticked later, so there were many, many more (you)s for someone.

WE TOLD YOU. IT WAS SO OBVIOUS. YOU ONLY NEEDED TO LISTEN. THIS WAS FORETOLD AGES AGO THE MOMENT OCULUS WAS BOUGHT.
THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOOSE.

How do we save Carmack?

She was a bitch. She doesn't deserve you and is a bad person which can't even be truthful and say how she feels

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There is no saving. Carmack finally realized this world is pure shit and that it didn't deserve any heroes, especially especially as great as Carmack. Life is a zero sum game. The only winning move is realizing that you shouldn't be playing.

So that whole
>facebook oreimo doujin.jpg
is just a matter of time from happening now right?

Guess that's the end of VR porn on Rift.

The goal of facebook is to end human privacy. I can't believe John Carmack joined them.

None of this is even true, it's just an optional way to log in just like Steam has. Why do people have to make up shit about Facebook? They're plenty bad without the need to lie.

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It's not like porn companies were publishing shit on Oculus Home to begin with.

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It's all true. Not mandatory, but true.

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looks like a certain janitor can't handle man ass

>buttholes

You don't show your fuckin butthole when you moon someone you weirdo

Holy shit you fuckin neckbeard leave the house and make some friends

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Except it isn't. There already is the ability to block individuals, friends list does not auto-populate, you have privacy settings for your real name that you can easily toggle, and Facebook login is completely optional.

Does anyone have an archive of this thread? I wanna see all of the OcuCuck tears.

Newfriend, at this time, it wasn't OcuCucks yet, it was VRCucks. That's why everyone was so butt devastated

foolz.fireden.net/v/thread/237048931/

>all those posts defending Facebook
I'm going to make sure I compile a nice screenshot of all those faggots and shame them on display like they deserve

Thanks.

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I was almost tempted, but the Facebook buyout turned me off because we all knew something like this would happen

>amerifarts will buy this with a smile on their face

>John Romero was right about VR back in 2014

That doesnt really sound like a decent person you'd want on your friends list

youtube.com/watch?v=lg0alBdbbLo