Craigslist

Got to your local craigslist
Bring back something interesting
Keep it video games

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>London
>Video Gaming
>Pokemon Go accounts, Drugs, and Porn

You can buy drugs on craigslist?

Excellent deal

Why do Nintendo fans have no concept of proper values.

Looks Good actually

That's actually really good.

>$850 for Cruisin USA
You guys are morons

well it's time to begin my adventures as a video game salesman

>VR is about to explode onto the market
Bwahahaha

>Post pics of store

>you will never live inside the gaming dumpster

How?
Why?
For what purpose?

Because other nintendo fans have no concept of proper values.

>weatherproof
>artificial climate and heat
>lock on the outside
neat

Fuck wrong pic

>custom mother board

selling like hot cakes

Yeah dude fuck that anime girl.

Oh god thats fucking great.

See you in three days.

>He doesn't know how to ban evade

Hello newfag.

>three games and a gameboy
FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS

Videogames?

I want to be master race so bad guys, should I do it? good deal???

thanks doc

>lock on the outside
I can think of several things wrong.
But still, would be pretty comfy.

Its a guy isnt it

That's a man baby, look at those forearms.

>get padlocked in and wheeled around by some murder hobo
pretty comfy tho

I read that as "used gay thong".

in case you aren't joking, no, absolutely do not spend 1900 bucks on that

That shit is worth like a grand. It's also second hand hardware so it's worth fucking nothing.

>he saves jpeg'd porn
the pixels, I see them all

hmm when was the last time you got paid to play video games?

Best pokeymans ever

>It's men seeking sex, prostitution and lots of drugs.

I didn't know this existed.
Worth 120 canadian dollary-doos?

Oh shit son what a deal

Why bother playing Pokemon Go when you can pay to have someone else play it for you?

>Broken Arrow
I'm in Tulsa, you DTF bro?

No

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>Separatist Land
fuck no

no.
Always compare to lowest sold ebay prices.

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All right, which one of you fuckers is pulling this con?

DEDICATED

>petite
>asian
read: short and chubby

>looking for my Dio Brando
>hit me like Star Platinum

That shit's stolen

brb I'll got get a hooker to play games with me and timestamp it.

still depressed senpai? :(

Come on, man. At least wipe the poor the thing off.

this is a man who knows what he wants

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I mean that's a little on the high side but it's not actually outrageous.

But she described her body type as fit!

never trust someone from BA

It even comes with 4 games.

This is why I switched back to PC when 7th gen ended.

>Dirty as hell
>Asking three times what it's worth

Craigslist The PNG

Do I also get that Dragon Ball figure in the case? That's kind of a dealbreaker.

Huh thats just my gmail username. I dont post on anything other than Cred Forums so maybe my account was compromised at some point. Neat.

>he fucked up the hats meme

Fitting in yet?

least the guy took the time to list it all

>used
>price of new
okay then

nigger couldnt even be fucked to open the bag or take an in focus picture

Yea found your youtubes

>DO NOT take the secret level skip.
What happens if someone does

I made the mistake of thinking this was m4m only when I started reading it and got turned on and wanted to find out where he is.

Damn.

DVDA

cool.

I wonder what those 10 games are?
That isn't a terrible deal honestly.

totallynotarapist.jpg

>memba the arcade ?
>oww yeaa I membaaa

>Pssshhh it's old so it's retro, 150 bucks

It really isn't, but i wonder why he would drop 3 grand on a rig he used for only 4 months? and take a $1,200 loss?

>Windows 7

Pretty Nice user

Is it worth the risk? $100 seems almost too good to be true.

>250GB HDD with all that other shit

The fuck?

Even if it's defective it's worth it. Just ask to meet up someplace safe like the police station.

That's nothing.

In a recent CL thread I found a broken gamecube for $120. Wasn't even a rare color.

>I lost this with all my cards inside

Alpha as fuck

l2meme
and change your snoozefest tsunami wallpaper

I don't think it counts as rape when he's clearly just paying for the sex.

actually your "best friend" Daniel knicked them

>Meridian

Ayy how's Mississippi senpai

>DEDICATED

You weren't wrong.

when in doubt

bring a friend with you

and meet up at a crowded, public neutral location like a bank or mcdonalds

is this acceptable practice? selling a business on craigslist?

This is how to spot newfags.

Pretty shitty
Its hot and humid everyday and there's nothing to do.

I'm telling you, police station. Our local PD advertised that they wanted people to do craigslist shit at their station because it made their job easier than responding to the robbery.

Good ol' Portland.

>expecting to get murdered/robbed/assaulted over craiglist
it's probably just fucking stolen, you manlets

Men aren't that disgustingly flabby in the stomach area. If it was a dude they'd actually be attractive.

Meridian is actually my hometown, and thank fuck I'm no longer there. Probably the most boring fucking city in the state.

That yellow light looks suspicious, might be broken.

Anyway, there's a good chance it's fake. I looked into pic related, and the seller claimed it was already sold and told me to join some disreputable online auction.

Also there are several local listings for ps4s that cost 115-120 that I suspect are just as reputable.

Oh no, there's far worse.
Quitman, MS m8.
roadsnacks.net/these-are-the-10-most-boring-places-in-mississippi/

Basketball-americans pull that shit all the time around here; They advertise a system for sale, cash only, then just rob you.

Maine or Oregon?

It swaps between that, another like it, and this.

courtesy of Cred Forums drawthread

How many micro-breweries do YOU have? :^)

naturally its by the area full of ruskies and ukrainians

You do know the PS4 has a yellow light on just when it's running right?

I am legit considering buying some of these. I know there are girls in need of money and I need some new pairs.
Are there any honest people on Craigslist, or should I look elsewhere?

Do you idiots not understand why there is a lock on the outside?

If there wasn't, anyone could just break in and steal all your games and shit. It's not for being locked in, it's for keeping morons out when you're not there.

of course they understand dumbass, it's just that there is opportunity to also lock someone in

Oregon.

I don't know the going price of 2600 games off-hand, but this doesn't seem entirely unreasonable.

It's a guy most likely. Even if it was seriously a girl, chances are you will meet up with some random weirdo to pick up some mystery stained thong instead of her.

mine's orange in rest mode, but i guess it might not mean anything.

point still stands though.

I would just keep it inside my garage anyway

As of 2015:

Oregon had 206 brewing companies operating 246 brewing facilities in 72 cities.

Brewery count by city and region:
65 in Portland — 96 in the Portland Metro Area
14 in Eugene — 46 in the Willamette Valley
24 in Bend — 32 in Central Oregon
6 in Medford + Grants Pass — 25 in Southern Oregon
5 in Astoria — 25 on The Coast
2 in Baker City + Ontario — 11 in Eastern Oregon
5 in Hood River — 11 in Mt. Hood/The Gorge

kill yourself

There's an entire subreddit dedicated to selling used panties. Yeah yeah >REDDIT but it's probably the best and easiest place to go. But I can easily see it getting overpriced because it's such a niche kink thing, girls exploiting guys, all that

>I am passable

My boss bought a PS4 a month ago for $120 on CL and hasn't had a single problem with it. There are definitely cheap PS4's out there.

A lot of people bought PS4's expecting PS2 tier libraries, same with the Xbone. The used 8th gen market is reaching floor levels in terms of pricing.

but if you put the lock on the outside they'll just pick it.

I swear that must be one of the most hipster towns on the planet. Nice place to spend a few days though.

Isn't Portland having a slutwalk today? Again?

>hipster capital of the western seaboard and therefore the world
>massive amount of faggoty microbreweries

Sounds about right.

Most probably stolen, make sure you don't do it in stupid place.

>passable
Look at that chin. Jesus fuck.

>girls

>Nice place to spend a few days though.
Pretty much. I grew up there and can't really enjoy it for what it is anymore. It really is just little Portland honestly.

Well, duh. I wasn't talking about that specific one. Also, I'm pretty sure the standard for meeting up is that she takes them off in a nearby bathroom or something.
I may be a pervert, but I'm not sure if I'm comfortable going to Reddit for this shit.
It's funny. I actually knew a girl in college who was talking about selling used panties. If it weren't for the fact that she'd know it was me, I'd probably try finding her. It's hotter if you actually know the girl somewhat. I suppose Craigslist isn't all about that.

I don't think it's today, but it is within the week.

I really hate this city. So damn much. If it weren't part of Silicone Forest with all the good tech jobs, I'd be anywhere else.

That's not a girl.

I've always wanted a physical MAME cabinet, maybe next year

Yeah I wouldn't want to live there, but I do like it when there's a music festival in the area so I have an excuse to hang out there. I imagine living in a place that has a wig store, illustration gallery, and an imported chocolate shop all within 15 minutes walking distance of each other would get really annoying really fast though, if only because of the kind of people who would think "Wow I need to live right next to this stuff EVERY SINGLE DAY!".

>want to buy it just so I can dust it off
He knows what he's doing

Alright, which one of you fuckers was this

deal of the century

>guess I should leave my door and car unlocked, they'll just pick it anyway!

can these hypothetical MAME cabinets play soul calibur 3 arcade edition? that's literally the only game I want to play these days.

I know at some point AVL city limits had just over 100, but I can't really find a source. Who cares though when the majority of micobrews are overpriced ass or indistinguishable from one another.

Looks like a Redditor trying to mimic the chan.

Typically no. They either run MAME games are console emulators.

Portland is a nice place to visit, but most everyone who's lived here for 15+ years wants to round-up everyone else who's moved in during the last 5 years and kill them, then dynamite the interstates and state highways leading into the state to keep all the mother fucking idiots OUT.

It doesn't seem like it comes with the console so those games are pretty much worthless

Only interesting thing I could find.

this nigger must have no idea you can get a new laser jet for like fifty bucks

but I like visiting Oregon

That's how I feel whenever I visit places like that.

"There's a lot of cool stuff here, but anyone who would move here thinking they want to live next to this stuff 24/7 is probably an insufferable cunt who I'm glad I don't have to deal with."

About 15 years ago at a local garage sale I saw a box filled with Atari 2600 games and a system. I slammed some cash down, hoping it would go smoothly but then the guy cock-blocked his own sale.
>The TV cable is kinda frayed. Don't think I should sell this after all.
Dude, I don't give a shit. A box of over a hundred games for $30. Just sell me that and you can toss the console in the dumpster with all the other "frayed wires." He declined, said it wasn't for sale and tried to interest me in a blender. I'm still pissed about the whole thing.

>Zero local results found.

>there's a music festival in the area
Which one?
LEAF?

He'll kill you.

fuck off and die

I have a sit-down USA as well. Have the Cruis'n World board to swap too.

Also I think if the seller replaced the battery, he wouldn't need to recalibrate the controls every time he unplugged it.

i highly doubt it, MAME seems to have trouble with a lot of full 3D arcade games

I wish it was Silicone. At least that'd be interesting to look at. Instead it's tech-shit silicon.

>Also, I'm pretty sure the standard for meeting up is that she takes them off in a nearby bathroom or something.
>H-hey man, I'm Kevin, her brother. She had to work so I'm here to deliver the goods. She told me you wanted these panties man. Go on, take them they're real!

but I'm white

and straight

>damning someone to the hon general
That's cold

Nah, its like this.

People who enjoy going to the amusement park every now and then are cool.

People who want to live in the amusement park are carnies and should be euthanized.

meant for

AVL?

>fucking retards think this shit is legit

Are you sure you replied to the right comment? Or are you just retarded?

Lots of people do that, it's so bots can't scrap your info and spam/sell it.

at this point all I care about is the thought of fucking her while screaming WRYYYYYYYYY

>H-hey man, I'm Kevin, her brother. She had to work so I'm here to deliver the goods. She told me you wanted these panties man. Go on, take them they're real!
So you just say nah and walk away. Don't tell me you're some Canadian who feels obligated to pay him anyway and say sorry.

You can visit any time you like. Just fucking LEAVE.

Moogfest USED to be there, then they moved to durham and jacked up their prices.

yo Cred Forums

Cop or Not?

Sorry, Asheville
My family once owned a barcade there 5 years ago, ask me anything

right go ahead and reply to that and see if you get a response champ

There was and a guy selling a wii, not a lot to choose from.

for 50 bux? i would.

>maybe my account was compromised
really nigga? you're gonna try and pull that? have some dignity, it's embarassing

ADVANCED

That is a really good deal. Holy Shit I envy

How much is that in real people money?

Well it's fucking phenomenal to a person who visited for 2 days. And I'm from LA.

It's also the coldest I've ever been, at 22 degrees, clear and windy. We're so spoiled in SoCal.

Jesus his face is almost clay like.

If the guy went into body building he would just look adonis as fuck.

>thought I was going to find comedy gold in the men seeking women section
>just got pictures of weiners

>no clutch pedal

eh for 80 it's not bad but that's a deal breaker

what a deal!

>socal fags come up here for summer
>put on sweaters and say its freezing when its 55 degrees

>Falling for bait

Are they HD?

500 dollarinos

>bait
nothing about any of the previous posts is ""bait""

>shell only
>FULLY outfitted and working

people these days.

>merely pretending

>doesn't know their memes

This can't be a reasonable price

my brother of dark complexion

>30 dollars
kek

What did he mean by this?

I think at one point it could be used to play ROMs.

i found this.

this thread reminds me of my buyer's remorse
why'd I buy a Wii U

This fucking guy...

A friend of mine's dad owned a carpeting business so we made these all the time

>Take spare carpet being torn out
>Stuff with padding and shit from underneath
>$20 in materials that we got for free
>sell for $150 a piece

because you like video games?

but user
I don't like those video games

>dolled up
no moderately-skinny girl says "dolled up"

That's cheap.

You just have to know what's what.

Roofing tar is usually heroin.

i want one.

Should I jump on this deal Cred Forums?

Just can't get enough cocks.

>The gaming dumpster

Stop..i fucking can't.

>white
>straight
You're on Cred Forums
no one here is white OR straight

it's just an ad. No different than trying to sell your car

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That this has been posted in these threads since around 2011, faggot.

Should I get a cat or a kitten from craigslist? I've never owned a cat/kitten before.

I'm "white" and straight but my ancestry is Irish, so according to Cred Forums I'm a nigger.

You just can't win huh?

Sure you are
Keep telling yourself that

Should I go for it?

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Been here since earlier than that and I've never seen it.

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bang her

what the fuck is with people near where I live trying to sell shitty "gaming chairs" they made out of pvc pipe

It's alright.

is he cute though?

60$ is not new price for a ps4 game

sounds like a good deal actually

>recently had a baby
Yeah if you're a cuck I guess.

you're not getting married, you're just screwing a young milf

Maybe 15 years ago you couldnt, but you should have tried to sue him for that.

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he said 'bang', not 'marry-and-raise-the-child' you meme-spouting fuck

Why the fuck are cat ads on craigslist filled with female owners? What the fuck!? Can someone explain this meme to me?

wtf i hate women now

It's a good game, do it.
Also post the guy's face, I need to know if he is cute.

>spoof locations and farm pokemon
>fool idiots into buying them
Assuming you can find someone dumb enough to want this service you could make decent money doing this.

Cats aren't as ready to give you attention as dogs are.

It's going to be a lot of time, energy, and money. Despite what people say, you can't really just get a cat and leave it alone all day and never interact with it. Cats need attention, they need food, etc. If you plan on having a strictly indoor cat, then you'll have to deal with litter boxes and the constant struggle of trying to keep it inside too.

Right here they say it's a very playful cat with an eccentric personality. That means you're going to have to invest time and energy multiple times a day into playing with him, giving him attention, petting him, changing his litter box, feeding him, etc.

If you're just going to sit on your ass all day and never do anything, don't get any kind of pet. If you have a full time job and cannot be at home very much during the day to feed/care for an animal, then you shouldn't get any kind of pet.

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>2 above 4 and 3

Have you actually played III though? Cuck. IV was medicore. I had a blast playing II.

Yes, but why are the majority of cat ads full of female owners on craigslist? Just, why...?

>it can be shoved down to be smaller
>Its MASSIVE so i can put it in my car, but it can fit in your car yes yes

Enjoy drinking pisswater faggot. Go buy some cuckweiser.

Lazlow?

here is your chance to lose it Cred Forums

Ad doesn't say he can't fit it in his car. Ad says that he doesn't have a (working) car to put it in.

the entirety of Nintendo is being sold on my local craigslist

>those tits
She probably has kids running around.

I still have mine, filled with lots of pokemon cards.

This was the most interesting thing I could find.

DDF?

Drug and Disease Free

The start of your very own RPG adventure.

Double Down to Fuck.

Fucking puritan bitch

Yeah man, fucking puritan. I mean, why wouldn't she want to hook up with someone that has herpes and AIDS?

so its like saying FREE GAME NOT STOLEN then.

Beggars can't be choosers.

Nah fuck that the drugs m8 the drugs.

i don't think namco system 246 games can be emulated yet
and if they could, your MAME cabinet would have to be beefy enough to reliably emulate PS2 hardware

how rare is the chrome one?

or NICE CAR

kek.

>services > pet services
>Pre op male to female transsexual Sub dog bitch cum slut (Manchester)
>Doggy girl pre op ts on hormones Wythenshawe seeking masters for bedroom fun and caging enslavement 24/7 wanted full time master for live in perminant partner any1 interested text me im aged 32 uk people only please males and females welcome as im into both males and females in baguley area in manchester

if you held a button while booting it it would run a file on a GBA flash cart

I'd be into it if she provided more information. Those tits are fantastic but she looks pretty seedy, I honestly doubt she's 21.

>drinks: Mountain Dew
>drugs: videogames
>smokes: cock

Sup fellow htown user

How about a regular lock like in a house or something? You know, something you can also open from the inside in case an asshole traps you inside

pretty good deal for a working cabinet that you can then use for other driving games.

Recently got a 2ds for 40$ to play some of my old ds games. What else should I do with it?

I've gotten robbed so much that I started just outright telling them to fuck off, and walking away.

Criminals have no idea how to deal with someone who isn't intimidated by them.

Especially black thugs who think I'm a pussy just because I'm small and white.

I live in Baltimore.

3DS games

Throw it in the trash.

I have never seen an email on craigslist used like that. Every single time it's a too good to be true deal.

It's just retards that don't know that Craigslist has email hiding built in now and monitors for bots who scrape email addresses/phone numbers.

vr gaming will definitely drive up the price of atari 2600 cartridges and aftermarket ps2 controllers

I sold my gamecube on ebay a few days ago for 100 dollars. Console only, no controller, gameboy player, and donkey konga. I was only able to go that high because the gameboy player had the disc which sells for a lot.

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Don't get me wrong, this thing isn't worth 80$ new, I'm honestly surprised how shit their build quality is these days. In comparison my 10 year old ds lite is still chugging along fine besides when it doesn't recognise cartridges.

You're a fucking idiot. That cab goes for half that price maximum

If you had the bongos with it then I'd say you sold it for too little.

I did, but I saw the bongos being sold for pretty cheap.

Because on their own they aren't much but as a package deal they sell nicely.

What's with this guy, did the stock image company just come up to him and say
>Kid, you got a perfect face for suicide

ANYONE REPLYING TO THIS AS THOUGH THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THEY'VE SEEN IT IS A FUCKING NEWFAG

I'VE BEEN HERE FOR 11 YEARS AND HATE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU

>Last pic is a motorcycle

Get a fucking life. Not everyone lives on Cred Forums like you.

>under 200lbs
>5' 6"
so a woman?
lol

Is this a good price?

huh

try again in another thread

well that was disappointing

It's the reprint, every self-respecting games connoisseur would own the first print

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kek

*tips fedora*

thats what i was thinking lol

vocaroo.com/i/s1jeEbUm03xa

Yeah, it's a good game

>that trusting expression on the cat's face

That's how my black cat looks whenever he cuddles with me, too. Fuck this bitch for putting her old dying mutt first. The cat has more life left but she would rather risk it ending prematurely than her mongrel or her accident being inconvenienced.

>vocaroo.com/i/s1jeEbUm03xa
kek

looks good to me

>Decent genetics to become alpha male as fuck
>Decide you want to be a woman instead

don't understand it desu

I really wonder about the psyche of these people who make these kinds of posts. Do they just have no sense of value? Or the common sense to research your item and see its worth?

I always imagine some disconnected old person and it makes me sad.

who can afford a cruise with kids, let alone have a body like that

I gotta think with my dick rather than my head this time.

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I've seen worse.

Post the m4m ads.

Thanks for this.

Painted to look like what?

He has some weird little ball thing coming out or his ass in his pic

Can't what?

>I'm a 23 year old white make 5'4
Wait. I thought this shit was a meme.

So if it's strictly platonic why would she post in w4m? Why not for anyone?

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Wait, where is that picture from. It seems familiar...

Some people literally get bottom of the barrel genetics.

Could also possibly be malnutrition during childhood.

Im not him but only spent 4 years on Cred Forums and that thing ends up in every thread about this stuff

Medabots. C'mon.

A Dreamcast, ya idiot

This is how I feel about Austin. Shit's ruining our town, and fast.

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I really don't see how a woman from what I can tell, is at least decent looking can't find a man?

There has to be something wrong with her right

If the cab is in as good of a condition as it looks in the image and it's all original then 850 is not a bad price at all.

>5'4 170lbs
>little blurb at the bottom says 5'2

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Gotta be a butterface.

lol

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>dislikes jerks
>Education: Some college

Fucking foot fags

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>guy feet

what kind of hipster faggot

That's actually not a bad price at all.

>white
>hispanic

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this cat is probably going to get abandoned somewhere and now I'm sad thinking about it

What a fucking deal

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Yeah.

took in a little cat recently and I have an old dog. the old dog will just about kick the cats ass and I honestly just slap the cat in his stupid face if he goes too far.
dog kun did nothing wrong, also dogs are smarter than cats
source:owned many cats and god damn those fuckers are stupid.

Found a guy selling Runescape gold for money and a LOT of Guitar Hero stuff.

Portland sucks.

My mom still remembers and recites the prices of the ancient shit she bought decades ago and tells me, in utter disbelief, that it can't possibly be completely worthless now.

I'm exaggerating a bit, but you aren't wrong. At least some of these bad prices genuinely come from old/confused and lazy people.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS IN MY CITY

well, she never said that she isn't already in a relationship but I'd wager she's crazy.

Not Craiglist, but wanted to share.

Burnaby here.

Just went to cockney Kings. Holy fuck I hate that area. Degenerate central.

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Don't see this every day

That's actually kinda neat.

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Is he selling or buying? I can't even tell.

shit senpai

should i jump on this?

I have both of these books along with some old sonic books

Looks comfy

>$300
>for a VB and 3 games

No.

>it's design to be un-openable from the inside.
>it was created by a maniac who gets off to entombing people.

fuck

This must be the work of an enemy stand...

>tfw the retro bubble will never pop

Its an LD-2. It isn't for going in, its for loading shit into and then chaining up in a cargo plane or on a train.

>getting used and outdated hardware

u can just get a 480 for 10 or 50 bucks more
or a 1060 for 60 bucks more

>or trade for used car, truck, or motorcycle

sounds like he won't get that job if he can't even get the wheels to get there lol

How old are you? How do you think the legal system works?

The lock and handle are on the inside of the door, though.

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I got these as a gift a few years ago, and they actually work wonders when it comes to eye strain. They look fucking retarded though.

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$250 is pretty fucking cheap

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Huh. I've been wanting to upgrade by 770 for a while now, but this is a good price for a 770. I could just SLI.
But then I have a 4gb 770 and this might be a 2gb 770.

Also it's Huntsville so I might get stabbed.
Should I go for it? Or is SLI'ing a 770 even worth it?

At least the guy with the boxers has the appropriate reaction

gold

>Huntsville
Don't go for it. I'm going to buy it first

Well then you gotta eat all the eggs.

Sometimes your plans just don't work. It might be like he said, he got more work so he doesn't have time to play and wants to sell it while it's still fresh parts.

Or maybe he's self employed and isn't getting as many clients as expected so he has to sell the rig to recoup.

Maybe he has a sudden expense.

Maybe his wife is bitching him out about his gaming habit and he wants to sell the rig before the tosses it out the windows.

Who knows? It's a great deal though.

There's also a 780 for 130 and this, decent deals actually.
Again, assuming no knives are going to be involved because. Uh. Huntsville.

No that's pretty good. The console only has like 7 games so you're basically buying half the game library.

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>$350
The fuck.

>I was stoned out of my mind and spent three hundred fucking dollars on a controller and need to fix this or mom is gonna kick me out

>wow

>tfw no 3DS Metabots games in the west ever

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>named cody
probably a rapist

>I love everything nerdy!
>Proceeds to post everything that's normalfaggish
I'm so fucking jaded at this point

>grew up in Portland for most of adolecense
>family had to move to New Jersey for occupational and family reasons
>actually enjoy New Jersey more
>moving back soon to stay with family who are sick and tired of New Jersey and have little reason to stay here anymore

At least I won't have to deal with sales tax anymore and the minimum wage will be higher there

I wonder if he does waifus....

>out of ink

>Go take a look at Craigslist, don't expect much because I live in a small town
>t4m, looking to give bj to straight guy on the downlow, deepthroat, facefuck, swallow, submissive

I'm already a wizard, you're not leveldraining me you shit.

More like Cred Forumstard just being a Cred Forumstard

shit

LOOK WHO HIT THE FUCKING JACKPOT

The sad part is the m4m ads work.
Dirt is actually more expensive than you'd assume.

Sometimes you just need shit gone.

Should I Cred Forums?

That's not a video game.

Kek

What the fuck

This made me feel a little bit sad to be honest

Should ask him if you can make a cool concrete bench out of them, post results.

Dog did nothing wrong but that woman is a bitch

Black cats have an extremely high euthenasia rate, shes practically sentencing him to death

Yo I can handle finance. Let's make this shit happen.

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>Date: 2007-08-12

Pretty much. There's some humor in looking at online dating webpages and the human contact parts of Craigslist, but at the end of the day that autistic fat girl or manly tranny just wanted to be loved.

The really fucked up part is I get off on human misery porn. The "Pay someone peanuts and fuck the everloving shit out of them and degrade them to the point of crying" kind. It's PROBABLY fake, but the part I don't understand is I get off on the thought of sexually treating others like garbage/objects but feel bad for people looking for love/friendship online.

Waddup MO

years later, i still want it

The fuck is this?

Nice.

I saw this shit in some local electronic store. It's basically a portable tv with some straps where you can put a console and then connect it to the tv and play it whenever you go.
Looks uncomfortable as fuck.

Goddammit Orwell

Jesus, that hit me like a truck.

Basically a portable TV that you can fit your console in and carry around like a briefcase. You still need an outlet tho.

Va?

>Rocklin/Roseville
What the fuck? Where at are you? That's where I'm from, I've never seen anyone on this site from Roseville.

Cred Forums at play

This shit goes deeper than you could possibly imagine

Ayy, citrus heights over here

Damn, never thought I'd see the day. I used to live in Citrus Heights, next to the Sunrise Mall, and it was shit-tier. Nearly got solicited drugs every time I went for my obligatory night walks.

>dogs are smarter than cats.
no, my bordie collie which is insanely smart is about on par with the cats.
the cats just fucking hate your guts because they can sense faggotry from a mile away and refuse to put up with it.

There seems to be a lot of Cen Calfags in this thread. You guys waiting for the weather to stop being hot and shitty too?

Absolutely. The Sacramento area has been absolutely unbearable during the day, but at night it's actually pretty pleasant. Shit should get better by mid-October, and I can finally wear my comfy clothes.

I've always wanted to make a tiny one room "home". It would be just large enough to lie down at night. It would include a chair, and foldout desk, and a PC/monitor that is inserted into a compartment in the wall. The chair would be mountable to the ceiling so at night I could just fold the desk up and hang the chair up and go to sleep on the floor. I suppose the biggest problem would be electricity and internet connection.

Where would you put the bathroom though

Wow. I used to live in Brownsville ages ago.

Well such a hermit house would be useless in an urban environment. I would just shit/piss in the woods. Although bathing would be another problem. I'm not sure what to do about that.

DUDE

Or he stole it. I would never buy anything that the seller says needs to be gone ASAP.

It should be $420 amirite?

She just wants a free cruise

Holy shit, I laughed.

570 boiz

>video games

>VHS
The fuck is that?

It's what I watched my movies on when i fugged your mom

>blow dry

porn titles are the best

Just realized how dark my screen is

>Cape Coral

I'm sorry for your loss, user.
I had to live there for a few years. Fuck Lee County.

I'm in severna park, wanna vidya and chill user?

>arctic thunder
I had fun with it on xbox

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I'm going to buy it and replace one of the letters (I won't say which one) in order to fit-in better with Cred Forums

This is kinda neat, no idea what it is or if it's price is outrageous.

Hmm

>eric if you see this give me a call

what a weird fucking thing to put in your fucking ad. is the cabinet full of drugs or something? CL experts pls.

I feel the need to drop that box with wheels off a hill and eventually make it sink into the sea.

I don't understand why this is a thing.

Is this a sonynigger fantasy?

It's a fairly popular alternative to buying a really expensive racing seat setup, there are blueprints/guides on how to make them on the cheap. They're also really light.

The ink costs more than the printer

Honestly you got two options, either dicks or cucks

Looks bretty kewl tee bee heich

truly the cancer that killed Denmark.

Cucks?

get cat

kinda cool

would do

WHAT A DEAL

...what kinda "stuff" we talkin' here?

look at the shoulders, cmon man why are we telling people this is healthy behavior?

MDbro here, Millersville.
Ayyyy lmao, fucking MDfags

Edwarddarson on steam, we can vidya and hit the shooting range sometime

And obviously the cretin is the Lainfag

Why would people buy a gamecube when the Wii is pretty much cheaper and basically a direct upgrade. The only worthwile thing about buying a Gcb are the controllers.

>that benis in the thumbnail

>cash only
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>but I'm about to start college so I don't have time
TELL ME LIES! TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES!