Persona 5 Uncucked Edition

I thought it was
>it's really fats day

Yeah, but the canon pairing is

>dating used goods
>uncucked

spoken like a true beta male. enjoy those sloppy seconds.

>buys a literal cuck sim
>calls others a cuck

>cucking your best friend

Why do you faggots play this weeb garbage?

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She pleases old men for money.

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>dated used goods

>that unabashed look
based harry potter what a guy

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She can get roughed up , gagged , creampied and cummed on her face but in the end I get to cuddle and snuggle with her

Who's the real winner now?

Exactly what I fucking said. People jump to conclusions and get mad because they don't have the proper stats or didn't say the right shit.

>stealing her from our bro

it's naotofags once again...

>you're such a good friend potter
>you're going to make a girl really happy some day

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>Makoto canon
PRAISE JESUS

Why would you want to? All they do is nag, drain your money, and demand you waste your time on their nonsense.

So which of the p5 girls haven't already been filled with fat old man semen?

Why do they always pick worst girl to be canon?
It should have been Mitsuru, Rise, Teacher.

>Who's the real winner now?
She is. You're the willing beta to accept her after she's done with the cock carousel.

>Makoto will never knock at your apartment one night out of nowhere, soaked with rain and with tears in her eyes as you answer the door
>you will never bring her in, seat her on the couch, and have her grab you while looking pleadingly at you as you go to make a warm drink
>you will never wrap a blanket around the two of you and sit next to her only for her to finally let loose and break down crying onto your shoulder while remembering the all-night creampie fest the Yakuza put her through against her will
>you will never have her fall asleep in that position and stay like that until morning

Has anyone confirmed yet whether she really is a prostitute or not?

>Cuck
Stop it.

You fucking retards need to stop throwing this word around like it fucking means anything. Since when did "cuck" mean "I cannot date this person and someone else might"?

who the fuck cares

YOU CAN DATE THE NURSE AND THE TEACHER

this is the worst modeled "kiss" i have ever scene in a video game

its fake

>you can date the nurse
please tell me this isn't bait

Damnit.

>Dating

Let me know when Atlus actually adds sex scenes one of the standards in all RPS

is this bait

twitch tv/redpotato/v/89778930

59 minutes in

>Makoto will never give you a look of pure hatred like this
Why do I keep living Cred Forumsros

only one that matters

Who's this semen demon?

what was the deal with the unicorn anyways?

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>has a bathing suit

So she IS dateable?

probably the NEET girl

Basically just Jerald and Jen used the stuffed unicorn as something to fuck on when they didn't have a bed and Yen kept it to fuck on later.

>not until valentine's day
My heart breaks.

>yennefer
Jesus no one actually has taste this shit right? Traveling the land with Ciri and having consensual missionary sex with her tight virgin body is the only logical conclusion to Geralt's tale.

Sensei.
They say she's delivery health (basically a house call prostitute) but she's just a cute maid.

PC PORT WHEN?

That's kind of cute.

Yen isn't my first or second choice but you have to appreciate their dynamic and the fact that while she's a catty cunt she cares about him a lot and wants his infertile witcher semen for her infertile sorceress jizzbox.

If years of reading h-manga have taught me anything, it is that in japan, maids are just prostitutes with a specific uniform.

She spaghettis way too much to be a sex worker and my teacher can't be this cute and also a whore, right?

>STOP SPREADING MISINFORMATION.

tell that to the Hashtag FE fanboys

>used goods

>can't be this cute and also a whore, right?
>who is Anne
>who is Makoto
>who is Haru

Man, it honestly wouldn't surprise me if this clusterfuck was started by them.

>that blush
>that voice
>those legs

Wew lad

>You will never be able to talk about Persona 5 on Cred Forums without a bunch of retards who have never played the game screaming about cucking

Anne and Makoto are never going to live this down I hope you know.

It was. They are constantly in the thread shitposting about how FE# is so much better than cucksona 5. Also p4 v p3 fags who are mad their respective game might not get the attention it needs after 10 FUCKING YEARS

What about best boy?

Doesn't the MC always sleep with the girl? In P3 you definitely have sex with Yukari and Elizabeth, and Rise, Naoto, Chie, and Yukiko are all implied in P4

You just know Yukari and Elizabeth got the D after how she acted in post P3

>Adachi fags re emerge
Why are edgy weebs drawn to "alphas" who are nothing like them?

I thought they were siblings

Yeah please. Its a harem thing, most anime shows do. Dont you know about that horny bro that always envy you and wants one bith? well to bad m8

it almost looks like she's gonna sit on potter's lap before she kisses him (and i really hope someone draws that btw). but it was still pretty good.

>that "take your time" logo with the hearts

>Apache
>alpha

So alpha he got fucked up by a few teenagers.

why don't u play a REAL shin megamay tansay gaem?

>personafags

both are fun. i play P5 when my 3DS ran out of battery

Is that real? I need a vid.

Cannot wait for SMT IV Final and I cannot wait for P5 neither. There is a long gaap without smt in the middle until February. I dont moonspeak, should have learned so I can hear their real voices at least.

She gets captured when trying to infiltrate their hideout
There is no rape or cucking

From the leak. No vid yet.

The fucking game just reminded me that I got cucked by my lesbian grandmother.

Are FE#fags the most cancerous fanbase in history?

Elaborate

>replying to your own blog

>dateable
>end as friends at the end
whats the point of pretending to give me freedom of choice?

Of course she is dateable. She been running around since day one with that cat suit.
Virgin otakus all over Japan would rage on the streets if you couldnt "date" her.

What I have the feeling that next Comiket we will have tons ntr doujins...

Japs don't like Anne.

Its like Persona 3/4 then? where all are friends and we arent given an extra endings or something?

Can you date boys as a boy in P5?

I like Nana Mizuki. Any chara voiced by her should be dateable waifu as a rule.

You can cuck Anne by taking Ryuji of her side and fuck him everynight.

No, this is a Japanese game.

there're like 100 threads in Cred Forums about Ryuji cuking u and u cant date Anne

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Is this true? Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
I'm so happy
Finally
The cuck myth is debunked.
It's completely debunked!!!
I can't wait till February even more now
FUCK
All the people who called it PersoNTR need to die
Now I can't wait anymore at all. I wish I could skip to February 14th

Would you play a Persona inspired game about being in high school where you live with you Grandpa, and you have to play a really awkward kid in school, and every awkward moment manifests as a demon that you have to over come to keep your social standing? It would probably have a social link type thing too.
And at the end, it's the grandpa who sent the demons after you, because he doesn't want a loser grandson when he was popular in high school, and your final mission is to become cooler than he was in high school.
Does that sound enjoyable?

If there's romance.

His social link is automatic.

Well of course there will be. I'm gonna try and have a good variety of girls to date. And a loli you unlock after you beat it 5 times, because unless you're dedicated, you're not a true lolicon.

contemporary time periods

have it set during the 70s or 80s

*contemporary time periods suck

is what i meant to type

What about 90s Japan or 80s or whatever so everyone wears stylish clothes since everyone had money?

Okay but is anyone gay yet? Are no fujo exploring this game for homolust?

>/pg/ reveals homo conspiracy to spread baseless rumors and shitposting about how you couldn't date girls other than makoto and that all the girls are used goods because they were mad about Goro

Isn't Nurse married?

I don't wanna be the smug NTR chad.

Someone said fabulous boy offered to crossdress if that's what they wanted to admit him into the phantom thieves.

>Cucking Ryuji

This game is shit.

well its something

Can't we cuck Anne and date Ryuji instead?

I want to fuck Morgana

>dating non virgins

I have a question
is anyone else going on living purely for this game?
The only reason why I haven't killed myself yet is because I want to play this game, it's like my lifeline. if anything happens to where i cant play this game come february 14th ill kill myself on the spot. ill use a knife if i have to.

This, Zelda:BotW, Nioh, and DS3 dlc next month are basically what I'm looking forward to.

That would be gay, user.

Wheres the dead Fortune Teller?

too bad

best bro should always get the best girl imo

Make a Teacher/Maid one

Too lazy. I barely finished that edit and only because I didn't want to have to save it half finished.

It's the internet's now.

>Pic unrelated

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What about junsuke. Is he no homo?

>Makoto is just Aigis
>can date nurse
>can date teacher
>can date Anne
It's true justice.
And they said Fatlus would fail men.

But that's what makes it better!

Every single one of them are sluts, no exceptions.

Shhh NEET is sleeping

i just bought a ps4 persona 5 theme and it was WORTH IT

Is it possible to have an orgy on top of a sleeping Futaba?

>all the mind break NTR doujins this is gonna inspire in the coming months
>realize that we will probably get these doujins drawn and translated before we westerners actually get the game

I'm going to date the redhead neet

Fuck all of you

>The whites are the only well dressed people in the entire game

It's not cuck when it's a three way.

It wouldn't be a Persona game without mind break impregnation doujins

Tyron.

Man, what the actual fuck?