REAL LIVES THREAD #2

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CURRENT STATS:
>15
>HOMELESS BEGGAR
>SINGLE
>AFGHANISTAN

PREVIOUS THREAD boards.fireden.net/v/thread/352052849

Our friends are committing vandalism again.

Should we join them this time?

YES
E
S

I clicked yes and this was the next prompt.

Is Allah giving us a chance to redeem ourselves?

YES

What happened with the last thread, anyway?

Hotpockets

but don't they understand that real lives is a video game?

Mods hate when we have fun

yes

Just go this for my fucking family

We have been redeemed.

Where's /biz/ when you need them?!

Do we invest?

OH BOY TIME FOR GOITER

DO IT

become sultan!

yep
e
p

FUCK

ALLAH IS PUNISHING US

Beating inbound.

We're 18 years old now and have graduated school.

We can choose a new job.

Also, some thing we could also do:
>Move cities/countries
>Look for a relationship
>Make investments

In case any of those sound appealing.

What do?

emigrate to IRAK
become ISIS

Keep begging. The other options have a boss and Nasser calls no man sir.

EMIGRATE TO SWEDEN

SWEDEN YES!

BEGGING IT IS

I like the idea of going to Sweden. What does everyone else think?

ALSO

3 LEISURE ACTIVITIES?

Move to sweden or germany

rape some wite wimmin

Sweden, but go to Malmö

>rape
>sweden
yes

Malmö is based af
I want to go back

SWEDEN IT IS

PLACE YOUR BETS FOLKS

political activism, outdoor "activities" and religious activities

go to sweden and rape

SULTAN OF SWEDEN

WE'RE TOO POOR FUCK

Social and Political Activism, Religious Activities, and bomb making.

GET A JOB
SAVE MONEY
ILLEGAL TO SWEDEN

join ISIS and smuggle yourself in

YEAH WE NEED A NEW JOB

ANY SUGGESTIONS?

FARMING

OH FUCK NEVERMIND

HAPPENING ALERT

HAPPENING ALERT

THE GOVERNMENT IS BULLYING A HOMELESS BEGGAR

WHAT DO WE DO?

NO

SELLOUT NIGGA
JOIN THE GOVERNMENT

Confess! Confess!

NO
O

WHY IS EVERYONE SHOUTING? THIS ISN'T AN OTOME THREAD

SHAME

hell no

lets go to prison

WE CONFESSED AND THEY LET US GO

WEW

Being a third worlder must suck

NEW JOB?

IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GET TO SWEDEN

PRAISE BE THE GOVERNMENT

Praises be upon Allah. Let us not spoil this chance at redemption.

No, really?

NURSING AID
USE THE CHANCE TO RAPE PEOPLE

ALLAHU AKBAR

Special Ed teacher assistant. Let's go wrangle some taters for a while

where can i play this

NOW WE'RE MOVING ON UP (MOVING ON UP)

GET A WAIFU: YES/NO?

>not begging your way into victory

No we have to embrace to path to celibacy

>Hey you, begger who fucks 13 year olds and robs store owners, you seem like a good nurse!

Just like real Afganistan

Get a l*** g***f*****

Get waifu, impregnate, sell children to China. Right now we'd have to work for 10 years to get to Sweden

He was 13 when he fucked her

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET THIS RUNNING?

I know I'm eons late for the party but whenever I try to run RL, regardless of what year, it tosses me an error that I can't find any info on

>google it
>hurr durr it's a virus or maybe a driver

I had no viruses and no drivers matching the name stated. What the fuck kind of virus attacks specifically RL? That's pants on head retarded

I'd post the error here but I don't have my PC nearby right now

WE COULD WAIT TO GET A SWEDISH WAIFU

>10 YEARS
I CAN GO THROUGH THE 10 YEARS PRETTY FAST, SKIPPING BULLSHIT PROMPTS LIKE THIS

ARE WE DONATING THIS TIME BTW?

NO

NO
FUCK THE WAPANESE

GET TO MOTHERFUCKING SWEDEN

AAAAHHHHH WHY DO THEY KEEP ARRESTING US

WHY DO THEY PERSECUTE ME SO?

2 VOTES

NAH NIGGA

COUGH IT UP

NO

No, we need to save up and keep our eyes on the prize.

NYET

The police be damned, stay strong Habibi

WAY TO GO YOU FUCKS

Break out.

NO

SHIT

SPREAD RELIGION IN PRISON

rip

Oh shit. Start doing kegels to gain favor with Bubba.

>GET RELEASED
>IMMEDIATELY GET ARRESTED AGAIN

3 VOTES THIS TIME

ALSO ONE OF OUR BROTHERS DIED

Yes

CONFESS IT ALL
EVEN THE THINGS WE STOLE WHEN WE WERE 14

No.

Confess. It wasn't as bad the first time.

SUCK THE COCK DONT GET THE LOCK

Damn Habibi getting opressed

WHY IS ALLAH PUNISHING US

WE'RE HIS MOST DEVOUT DISCIPLE

Kek

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

ALLAH HAS DELIVERED A WAIFU TO US

DO WE ACCEPT?

OR ABSTAIN FOR THE PROMISE OF SWEDISH GIRLS?

FUCK SWEDEN
JOIN ISIS

Wait, is this in prison?
Also holy shit them stats, we want those genes.

KEEP PURE FOR SWEDISH WAIFU

>happiness 75

I say yes just to see if that stat goes down.

ALSO HER LAST NAME IS THE SAME AS OURS, SO SHE'S PROBABLY LIKE A COUSIN OR SOMETHING

>Wait, is this in prison?
THIS IS AFTER WE GOT OUT

DO IT

NO WAIT FOR SWEET WHITE WOMYN

I don't remember the trick to get RL2007 running, it worked fine on my Win7 machine out of the box, but RL2010 requires Flash Player on Internet Explorer. Yes, the installations are separate for each browser and you need to explicitly install it for IE in order to get it working.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

WE FAILED THE TEST

WE WILL WAIT FOR SWEDISH WOMEN

WE MUST KEEP PURE FOR ALLAH AND SWEDISH PUSSY

OH FUUUUUUCK

WE'VE BEEN DRAFTED

WHAT DO WE DO?

3 VOTES

I'm overcome with flashbacks to my teenage years.

HER STATS WERE TOO HIGH FOR US
ALLAH WILL REWARD OUR FAITH WITH MORE

It's for the best.

Ignore the draft, fuck war

JOIN

JOIN

JOIN
LET'S GO FULL /k/

Ignore, we'll wait for IS to start recruiting.

Try to buy your way out

Ignore

Go to training.
Make Uncle Mahmoud proud!

KILL FOR GLORIOUS AFGANISTAN

WE HAVE TO DO ONE OF THESE AGAIN

OUR INCOME IS 2500/MONTH IN THE MILITARY

WE HAVE ~65,000 BACK AT HOME

ADEQUATE/HOMELESS/NOTHING/MISERLY
GOTTA EAT TO GET SWOLE
FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE

AMPLE HOMELESS NOTHING MISERLY

MEAGER
MAKESHIFT
NOTHING
MISERLY

ALLAH HAS REWARDED US

Join military, remain homeless and hungry. Things will get better once we get to the land of tits and free apartments

This
its the only way to swedish women

We had that in a Cred Forums thread a while ago. The guy ended up marrying a rich 10/10 Swedish cougar and living like Bill Gates for another 30 years.

OUR MILITARY SERVICE LASTED 2 YEARS

ANOTHER SIBLING DIED BTW

SWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDEN

WEAK
PATHETIC AND WEAK

>opportunistic
The diseases of this land are learning. We must flee to Sweden as soon as possible.

F

AS IN, OUR "F"AMILY MEMBERS ARE DROPPING LIKE "F"LIES

WE NEED TO RETURN TO HOME AND KILL OUR DAD

HE WAS BIGGER THEN BUT NOW WE'RE GROWN AND GOT MILITARY TRAINING TO FUCK HIM UP
FUCK

NO MORE BEATINGS
LET'S GO BACK HOME

papa no...

Yay the bastard is dead!

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

Shit, what's our inheritance?

What's our status right now? Post complete stats

HOLY SHIT WHAT FAMILY DO WE EVEN HAVE LEFT?

IS THE FORMER HOMELESS, STARVING STREET URCHIN HEALTHIER THAN EVERYONE ELSE?

OH?

SURE

THE MONEY WILL ALL BE OURS

FORGOT PIC

WHAT DO WE DO?

Nigga, the fuck you think?

TAKE IT, ALLAH HAS GIVEN THIS TO YOU IN RETURN FOR THE LIVES OF YOUR FAMILY

ALLAH HAS BLESSED US WITH A HEALTHY BODY

NO

Allah is rewarding us for fighting back from our abusive father.

Yes

go find it

It's only 100, give it back

CURRENT STATS AS REQUESTED

OUR HEALTH IS VERY POOR BUT WE WILL HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO REACH SWEDEN IN ~2-3 YEARS

IT IS A GIFT FROM ALLAH! HE AIDS US IN OUR SWEDEN QUEST

Give it back

Is there a way to get this game for free?

oh shit we're a dead motherfucker

WE SHOULD'VE STAYED INSTEAD OF RUNNING AWAY SO WE COULD'VE BEATEN HIM WHEN WE GOT OLDER

FUCKING PUSSIED OUT, ALLAH IS DISAPPOINTED WITH OUR COWARDICE
THAT'S WHY OUT HEALTH IS FAILING, BUT THE ALL MERCIFUL MIGHT ALLOW US TO GO TO SWEDEN

We must not die before attaining rapefugee status

OH SHIT

IT'S HAPPENING

CHANNEL YOUR POWER TO NASSER, Cred Forums

WE LIKELY WON'T LIVE TO SEE A SECOND CHANCE AT MAKING IT TO SWEDEN

I believe in you, Nasser.

ALLAH, THE ALL MERCIFUL, THE BENEVOLENT SHALL REWARD US WITH OUR STEADFAST DEDICATION TO HIS WORD AND WILL

ALL THOSE HOURS READING THE QURAN AND VOLUNTEERING AT THE MOSQUE SHALL PAY OFF

Roll the bones, Achmed!

CLAIM ASYLUM

BUT WE'RE ALREADY SO OLD

DO ITTTTTTT

Kek go for it

WE GET OLDER BUT THE SWEDISH TEENS STAY THE SAME AGE

You either jam with the best, or slam with the rest.
ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION

WE

FUCKING

MADE IT

WE ACTUALLY MADE IT TO SWEDEN

WHERE DO WE WANT TO RAPE- I MEAN SETTLE? (STOCKHOLM AND MALMO FURTHER DOWN ON THE LIST)

>36

He's going to die anyway

it's on piratebay

VAXJO

M A L M Ö
A
L
M
Ö

Sodomyland

Whichever has the highest population of white women.

Now you can rest Nasser.

SKARABORG

ALLAHU AKBAR

WE HAD A HARD LIFE BEING BEATEN, AND STARVING, AND BEGGING, AND GOING TO PRISON MULTIPLE TIMES, AND HAVING MOST OF OUR FAMILY DIE, BUT ALLAH TRULY LOOKS OUT FOR THE FAITHFUL

mALMÖ

>HEALTH 16
>RESISTANCE 8

DO WE FIND A WAIFU FIRST OR GET A JOB AND AN EXPENSIVE HOUSE?

NYKOPING, SODOMYLAND

Waifu, you need to spread your culture.

THERE'S NO TIME
WE CAN'T DIE A VIRGIN

WIFE

>job
RIOT UNTIL HOUSING IS PROVIDED FOR US

>refugee
>getting a job

RACIST

WAIFU FIRST

If you're going to die, LET THE SEMEN FLOW

Fiki fiki before you die.

START BEGGING, STAY HOMELESS, TRY TO GET WAIFU

WE CANNOT DIE A VIRGIN WITH OUR ONLY GF BEING A RETARDED UGLY 13 YO, SWEDISH PUSSY WILL MAKE THIS LIFE WORTH IT

ALRIGHT I'LL CYCLE THROUGH THEM

FIRST ONE: EDDA SODERBERG

YES OR NO?

Wife+kids

NO SHE IS A SOLID 4

>Happiness 15
>Appearance below 80
NO

A Swedish subsistence farmer? NEXT

YEAS
YES
SVERIGE JA!

>Age: 38
>Appearance: 47
HA NO, JUST BECAUSE IT'S SWEDISH PUSSY DOESN'T MEAN IT'S WORTH IT

WE NEED TO GO YOUNGER

>sweden
>subsistence farmer
?

NO

TORVAR FREDERIKSON?

>Appereance: 40
DROPPED

Getting warmer.

(((Berg)))
Oh lawdy!
The merchant is in for some enrichment!

>Age 38
NO

Come on, you can aim higher Habibi

TOO OLD AND STILL TOO UGLY

ALSO WHAT IS WITH THESE SUBSISTENCE FARMERS

JUDIT CHRISTENSEN?

APPEARANCE 74 SHE MAY BE THE ONE

>Int 18
literal bimbo

She needs to be in her twenties

Bimbo cougar? YES PLEASE

Gout when?

Love at first sight.

No

>Age 42
>Intelligence 18
OLD WOMANCHILD
NO

Do it.

>a retarded athletic MILF
ALLAH WILLS IT

FUAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
YEAAAAR

SWEDEN YES

>dumb bimbo

FOR ALLAH

No

Is it even possible to roll a first world character in this game?

Yeah, I've seen Tyrone threads.

Wasn't there someone who was able to take an African woman and make her the leader of North Korea?

Yes, but it's all proportional to birthrates

SO I CYCLED THROUGH ABOUT A DOZEN WOMEN

ALL OF THEIR AGES WERE WITHIN A FEW YEARS OF OURS, SO NO TWENTY-YEAR-OLD WAIFUS

THIS WAS THE HIGHEST I'VE SEEN YET: 86 APPEARANCE

LOOKS GOOD TO ME Cred Forums, IS SHE THE ONE?

>athletic bimbo

TAKE HER

too good for us, we're not even qualified to masturbate to her.

39 is still a breeding age.

Pound that cave.

It's time to slay puss

>Inga
DO IT FAGGET YOU TRASHED THE BIMBO

HOTTER BIMBO

CARDIO BUNNY BIMBO MILF

SWEDEN YEEEEEEEEES

DO THE INGA

Allah is truly awarding Nasser's hard work.

SHE REJECTED

BUT THE NEXT GIRL WHO IS JUST AS PRETTY ACCEPTED US

MARRY HER IMMEDIATELY?

Marry that babe

ALLAH WILLS IT

inb4 doesn't feel the same way

>14 happiness
DEPRESSED WAIFU YES

>REJECTED
RAYCIS

AAAND MARRIED

TIME FOR A JOB

MARRY AND IMPREGNATE

SPREAD ISLAM BY THE SWORD

>Happiness: 14
>Conscience: 14

Was it autism?

OH GOD INGA WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

Do it

>happiness 14
rip

>Berg
Oy vey the kebab is enriching me!

The girls back home had way better stats

ALLAHU ACKBAR

TAKBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR

DO NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY

ENRICHED

SHIT YEAH

>subsistence farmer in sweden

wat

ISLAM IS THE LIGHT

he fucked up

They were younger. The journey has taken too long. Hopefully Nasser's semen is still good enough to produce sons.

KEK

NOW THAT WE'VE WON A DEMOGRAPHIC VICTORY OVER SWEDEN,

WHAT JOB DO WE TAKE, BESIDES MAKING BABIES?

Farms welfare

WE DID IT

WE FINALLY LOST OUR VIRGINITY IN OUR 30s TO A SWEDISH MILF

NOW BREAK UP WITH HER SO WE CAN IMPREGNATE MORE WOMEN

HANDICRAFT WORKER

BOMBS FOR ALLAH

salesman, become a telemarketer

FORTUNE TELLAH

POLICE CAPTAIN

POLICE CAPTAIN
ENFORCE SHARIA LAW

>POLICE CAPTAIN
WE WILL ENFORCE SHARIA LAW

BEGGAR

Police Captain. Time to put that conscription training and fatherly beatings to work.

BEGGAR, ALLAH WILL GUIDE US

FUCK DA PO LEESE COMIN STRAIGHT FROM DA UNDAGROUND

YOUNG NIGGAS BE MAD CUZ I'M BROWN

POLICE CAPTAIN

TIME TO ENFORCE SHARIAH

Police captin
Shariah law for sweden

>$5000 USD per month
nice

ACQUIRE KRONAS

that military training sure came in handy

THREE ACTIVITIES

FIRST COME FIRST SERVE

anyone have dl for this?

Time to put these kaffir back in line.

So we immigrate ILLEGALLY to Sweden and then fucking immediately get married, get a kid, and then work. For the legal system.

>Illegal immigrant
>Now a police officer
Holy shit

RELIGION
PHYSICAL TRAINING
ACTIVISM

religious activities, social activism, physical training

RELIGION
E
L
I
G
I
O
N

physical training
gotta get swole

SPORTS
RELIGION
PHYSICAL

RELIGION SOCIAL ACTIVISM

KILL ALL INFIDELS

Remember to ask for a raise every month. You need the gibsmedat

WE EARN 42,000 A MONTH

SHOULD I MAX OUT OUR QUALITY OF LIFE?

GET THE BEST ACCOMMODATIONS WE CAN AFFORD?

Don't forget our 8/10 waifu married and had a baby with an ugly homeless afghan man. I mean, i guess she was depressed and all.

Is that baby out yet?

gourmand, modest, nothing, enthusiast

Go middle of the road. Get your health back up.

WE CAN'T EXACTLY AFFORD IT BUT DO IT ANYWAYS

AMPLE, SIMPLE ONE ROOM, SUBSTANTIAL, MISERLY

Allah punishes those who are greedy, user. Don't go overboard with your new income.

It's Sweden. She was probably begging to be culturally enriched.

AMPLE MODEST NOTHING AVERAGE

Holy shit, he became a police CAPTAIN while starving and homeless with a baby on the way? Yeah, crank up his quality of life, nigga deserves it

>AMPLE
>MODERATE
>TOKEN
>AVERAGE

we gotta save up to open a muslim cultural centre

GOURMAND
SIMPLE
SAINTLY
MISERLY

ALLAH HAS BLESSED US, NOW WE MUST PAY THE ZAKAT

>WE'RE IN SWEDEN IMPREGNATING WHITE WIMMINZ AND SPREADING SHARIAH LAW

>OUR FAMILY BACK IN AFGHANISTAN IS STARVING TO DEATH

TOP

KEK

YOU ARE NOT ALLAHS CHOSEN

Ample
Modest
Nothing
Average shopper

Live comfortably, but save up dosh to buy guns for Allah.

TOP ALLAH

ALLAH HAS REPAID THE BEATINGS.

SHOULD'VE FOUGHT BACK AGAINST DAD AND STUDIED THE QURAN BITCH

WE HAD A BABY BOY

SINCE THERE'S LIKE A HUNDRED NAMES JUST GIVE ME A LETTER AND I'LL CHOOSE A RANDOM NAME STARTING WITH THAT LETTER

BBBBBBBB

LAVISH
AMPLE
NOTHING
ENTHUSIAST

J
HOPEFULLY JAFAR

Can we get his family to come to Sweden?

M

>Dag

H

>End up playing
>Be a humble Japanese Mechanic
>Marry my high school sweetheart
>She dies shortly after our daughter is born
>Daughter develops OCD, never gets a job and never moves out
Fuck

baljeet pls

muslim name
Like ahmed
khomeni
Mehemet

DAG

M

Why the fuck would you want that?

Mohammed

I NAMED HIM BJORN

ALSO WE GET MARRIED

AND OUR HEALTH IS 12

WE'RE DYING ;_;

I FEEL LIKE EVERY CLICK I MAKE COULD BE OUR LAST

So everyone can BLANDA UPP

>you will never have a qt neet OCD daughteru
just kill me now

Go out with a bang user. ALLAH WILLS IT

can you go to doktor?

ALLAH'S SOLDIER #2 IS ON HIS WAY

get to the fucking hospital
you probably caught aids or something

Oh shit max out quality of life now nigga. There's so many more white wimminz to rape

But his life has really only just begun ;_;

YOU NAMED HIM AFTER ME THANKS BABE

FIX OUR HEALTH, OUR CHILDREN NEED A FATHER TO BEAT THEM.

It's over niggas

Why aren't you raping white wimminz in Allah's name?

YES SPREAD THE CULTURE

NO DOCTORS

I'VE MADE OUR QUALITY OF LIFE AS HIGH AS I CAN

CURRENT STATS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

nigger we're culturally enriching an 8/10 and pumping out little mudslimes we've already won

starving like a real afghan

BABY BOY #2 HAS BEEN BORN

GIVE ME A LETTER OR AN EXACT NAME IF YOU KNOW IT'S ON HERE

YOU CAN DO IT

hahahaha nigga wasted

LITERALLY WEAKER THAN A NEWBORN

FUCK, SAVE UP AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE FOR BJORN'S SCHOOLING.

anders

Wwwww

H

FOR HERO, THE MAN THE WORLD NEEDS

Achmed! It must be achmed! Or Ali, or Abu.

how do I play this

PAHJEET GET

H

>we're going to die and leave our depressed widow two children

X

THIS BITCH

I'M DYING AND SHE'S TRYING TO QUARREL WITH ME

WHAT SAY YOU, Cred Forums?

3 VOTES

Habibi had a hard life.

YOU GUYS YOU CAN ONLY NAME YOUR KIDS BASED ON THE COUNTRY YOU'RE IN

NO MUSLIM NAMES FOR OUR SONS

just like real life

FUCK NO WE MUST SPREAD OUR UGLY SEED

DISREGARD BITCH

break it off
we must find others
as soon as our health is in check

ALSO LET ME EMPHASIZE

>YOU HAVE A FUNDAMENTAL INCOMPATIBILITY

REALLY?

R E A L L Y?????

Leave the bitch with the kids. Allah's eternal war goes on!

What trimester is the baby in? Can't let abort. Ditch her as soon as the baby is save and find a new vessel for his sperm.

Narrated AbuHurayrah: The Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) said: Anyone who incites a woman against her husband or a slave against his master is not one of us.

Beat that bitch for inciting herself against him.

NOW SHE MUST RAISE OUR TWO SPAWN ALONE

LET ME FIND ANOTHER FEMALE

Never mind, missed an upgrade. Ditch the slut.

NO CHILD SUPPORT, NO MERCY

FIND A NURSE

Now move to germany.

>find new woman
>impregnate
>leave
>Rinse and repeat.
Let's go out with a bang

>Literally Clannad: After Story

THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN OVER APPEARANCE: 70 WHO WOULD ACCEPT US

ALSO, SHOULD WE BOTHER WITH MARRIAGE?

OR JUST "PUMP AND DUMP" AS SOON AS THE CHILD IS BORN?

Allah will punish you soon.

MARRIAGE, WE NEED TO PLAY THE LONG CON.

>having only one wife

Nigga, we gotta pump out as many hellspawns as possible, marry.

>34

Eggselend :DD

Absolutely. She's already depressed, lets seek that inheritance too

HACK
SLASH
CHOP THAT (HALAL) MEAT

Skip bullshit Swedish marriage for now. Now is the time to honor Allah with a haram. Pump out more kids and they'll reunite in the afterlife.

MARRY AND PUMP AS MANY CHILDREN BEFORE OUR INMINENT DEATH

SHE'S FUCKING STERILE

I'VE CLICKED THE "HAVE A CHILD" BUTTON LIKE 50 OR 60 TIMES NOW

WHAT DO I DO? WAIT? DITCH HER AND FIND ANOTHER?

What version of real lives is this?
Also, download?

YES

THE SPERM MOST FLOW

YES ALLAH WILLS YOU TO SPREAD YOUR SEED

THE HARLOT DISHONORS YOU, KILL HER TO REGAIN YOUR HONOR

Allah is testing him. Find a new spunk incubator.

Aren't you supposed to try again after one year?

I found another girlfriend, but can't get her pregnant either.

i'm starting to think we're too sickly and diseased to have children.

I'm going to go ahead and marry her, and see if that helps our odds.

>Aren't you supposed to try again after one year?

Yeah, we'll age a year and try again.

This is the end of the road.

Oh shit.

F.....

Health: 7

ALLAH IS GOING TO CALL US HOME SOON, BUT WE HAVE FULFILLED HIS WILL AND ACCOMPLISHED OUR LIFE MISSION

Legends never die.

F

F

This is it lads.
We've become obsolete.

F

>Religion: Evangelical Lutheran
HABIBI BETRAYED ALLAH

F

BJORN AND WHATEVER THE FUCK WE NAMED THE SECOND KID SHALL CARRY ON OUR SHITTY GENES OF A AFGHANI STREET URCHIN

F

>Nasser converted to Christianity
when did this happen?

NO, IT'S NO TRUE, HE WOULD NEVER, IT'S JUST THE ONLY WAY HE COULD BE SAFE IN SWEDEN

GO BACK IN TIME AND FUCK AS MANY WOMEN AS POSSIBLE!!! WE WILL NOT YIELD TO DEATH

So to recap Nasser Habibi's life:

>left home at 13 because dad was beating him
>was a beggar for a decade
>served in what we can only assume was ISIS

>became a nurse assistant
>illegally moved to Sweden

>married an 8/10 depressed Swedish woman
>had two children with her
>left her

>died

How do we write his epilogue? What did his sons end up accomplishing?

F. It was a wild ride, but at least he stayed some bimbo Swedish cougar pussy.

I'm really not sure. I guess it happened automatically when he moved to Sweden. There's nowhere to manually change religion.

He was a tru mooslim in heart.

And he will be rewarded with 72 swedish women.

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=m_tjxz4yS_U

>forgetting that the illegal immigrant became a literal police officer

CULTURALLY

ENRICHED

AGAIN

OP's not a bad enough dude to start again

We can do one tomorrow night.

Or an Oregon Trail thread if you'd rather do that.

Oregon Trail would be tight

whatever keeps me from doing my business report

please make another thread

I can't ;_;

Also a few people asked where to get Real Lives- the version I was using was the one on Pirate Bay. It works fine.

Wait, his name was literally Habibi?