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REAL LIVES THREAD #2
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CURRENT STATS:
>15
>HOMELESS BEGGAR
>SINGLE
>AFGHANISTAN
PREVIOUS THREAD boards.fireden.net
Our friends are committing vandalism again.
Should we join them this time?
YES
E
S
I clicked yes and this was the next prompt.
Is Allah giving us a chance to redeem ourselves?
YES
What happened with the last thread, anyway?
Hotpockets
but don't they understand that real lives is a video game?
Mods hate when we have fun
yes
Just go this for my fucking family
We have been redeemed.
Where's /biz/ when you need them?!
Do we invest?
OH BOY TIME FOR GOITER
DO IT
become sultan!
yep
e
p
FUCK
ALLAH IS PUNISHING US
Beating inbound.
We're 18 years old now and have graduated school.
We can choose a new job.
Also, some thing we could also do:
>Move cities/countries
>Look for a relationship
>Make investments
In case any of those sound appealing.
What do?
emigrate to IRAK
become ISIS
Keep begging. The other options have a boss and Nasser calls no man sir.
EMIGRATE TO SWEDEN
SWEDEN YES!
BEGGING IT IS
I like the idea of going to Sweden. What does everyone else think?
ALSO
3 LEISURE ACTIVITIES?
Move to sweden or germany
rape some wite wimmin
Sweden, but go to Malmö
>rape
>sweden
yes
Malmö is based af
I want to go back
SWEDEN IT IS
PLACE YOUR BETS FOLKS
political activism, outdoor "activities" and religious activities
go to sweden and rape
SULTAN OF SWEDEN
WE'RE TOO POOR FUCK
Social and Political Activism, Religious Activities, and bomb making.
GET A JOB
SAVE MONEY
ILLEGAL TO SWEDEN
join ISIS and smuggle yourself in
YEAH WE NEED A NEW JOB
ANY SUGGESTIONS?
FARMING
OH FUCK NEVERMIND
HAPPENING ALERT
HAPPENING ALERT
THE GOVERNMENT IS BULLYING A HOMELESS BEGGAR
WHAT DO WE DO?
NO
SELLOUT NIGGA
JOIN THE GOVERNMENT
Confess! Confess!
NO
O
WHY IS EVERYONE SHOUTING? THIS ISN'T AN OTOME THREAD
SHAME
hell no
lets go to prison
WE CONFESSED AND THEY LET US GO
WEW
Being a third worlder must suck
NEW JOB?
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GET TO SWEDEN
PRAISE BE THE GOVERNMENT
Praises be upon Allah. Let us not spoil this chance at redemption.
No, really?
NURSING AID
USE THE CHANCE TO RAPE PEOPLE
ALLAHU AKBAR
Special Ed teacher assistant. Let's go wrangle some taters for a while
where can i play this
NOW WE'RE MOVING ON UP (MOVING ON UP)
GET A WAIFU: YES/NO?
>not begging your way into victory
No we have to embrace to path to celibacy
>Hey you, begger who fucks 13 year olds and robs store owners, you seem like a good nurse!
Just like real Afganistan
Get a l*** g***f*****
Get waifu, impregnate, sell children to China. Right now we'd have to work for 10 years to get to Sweden
He was 13 when he fucked her
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET THIS RUNNING?
I know I'm eons late for the party but whenever I try to run RL, regardless of what year, it tosses me an error that I can't find any info on
>google it
>hurr durr it's a virus or maybe a driver
I had no viruses and no drivers matching the name stated. What the fuck kind of virus attacks specifically RL? That's pants on head retarded
I'd post the error here but I don't have my PC nearby right now
WE COULD WAIT TO GET A SWEDISH WAIFU
>10 YEARS
I CAN GO THROUGH THE 10 YEARS PRETTY FAST, SKIPPING BULLSHIT PROMPTS LIKE THIS
ARE WE DONATING THIS TIME BTW?
NO
NO
FUCK THE WAPANESE
GET TO MOTHERFUCKING SWEDEN
AAAAHHHHH WHY DO THEY KEEP ARRESTING US
WHY DO THEY PERSECUTE ME SO?
2 VOTES
NAH NIGGA
COUGH IT UP
NO
No, we need to save up and keep our eyes on the prize.
NYET
The police be damned, stay strong Habibi
WAY TO GO YOU FUCKS
Break out.
NO
SHIT
SPREAD RELIGION IN PRISON
rip
Oh shit. Start doing kegels to gain favor with Bubba.
>GET RELEASED
>IMMEDIATELY GET ARRESTED AGAIN
3 VOTES THIS TIME
ALSO ONE OF OUR BROTHERS DIED
Yes
CONFESS IT ALL
EVEN THE THINGS WE STOLE WHEN WE WERE 14
No.
Confess. It wasn't as bad the first time.
SUCK THE COCK DONT GET THE LOCK
Damn Habibi getting opressed
WHY IS ALLAH PUNISHING US
WE'RE HIS MOST DEVOUT DISCIPLE
Kek
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
ALLAH HAS DELIVERED A WAIFU TO US
DO WE ACCEPT?
OR ABSTAIN FOR THE PROMISE OF SWEDISH GIRLS?
FUCK SWEDEN
JOIN ISIS
Wait, is this in prison?
Also holy shit them stats, we want those genes.
KEEP PURE FOR SWEDISH WAIFU
>happiness 75
I say yes just to see if that stat goes down.
ALSO HER LAST NAME IS THE SAME AS OURS, SO SHE'S PROBABLY LIKE A COUSIN OR SOMETHING
>Wait, is this in prison?
THIS IS AFTER WE GOT OUT
DO IT
NO WAIT FOR SWEET WHITE WOMYN
I don't remember the trick to get RL2007 running, it worked fine on my Win7 machine out of the box, but RL2010 requires Flash Player on Internet Explorer. Yes, the installations are separate for each browser and you need to explicitly install it for IE in order to get it working.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
WE FAILED THE TEST
WE WILL WAIT FOR SWEDISH WOMEN
WE MUST KEEP PURE FOR ALLAH AND SWEDISH PUSSY
OH FUUUUUUCK
WE'VE BEEN DRAFTED
WHAT DO WE DO?
3 VOTES
I'm overcome with flashbacks to my teenage years.
HER STATS WERE TOO HIGH FOR US
ALLAH WILL REWARD OUR FAITH WITH MORE
It's for the best.
Ignore the draft, fuck war
JOIN
JOIN
JOIN
LET'S GO FULL /k/
Ignore, we'll wait for IS to start recruiting.
Try to buy your way out
Ignore
Go to training.
Make Uncle Mahmoud proud!
KILL FOR GLORIOUS AFGANISTAN
WE HAVE TO DO ONE OF THESE AGAIN
OUR INCOME IS 2500/MONTH IN THE MILITARY
WE HAVE ~65,000 BACK AT HOME
ADEQUATE/HOMELESS/NOTHING/MISERLY
GOTTA EAT TO GET SWOLE
FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE
AMPLE HOMELESS NOTHING MISERLY
MEAGER
MAKESHIFT
NOTHING
MISERLY
ALLAH HAS REWARDED US
Join military, remain homeless and hungry. Things will get better once we get to the land of tits and free apartments
This
its the only way to swedish women
We had that in a Cred Forums thread a while ago. The guy ended up marrying a rich 10/10 Swedish cougar and living like Bill Gates for another 30 years.
OUR MILITARY SERVICE LASTED 2 YEARS
ANOTHER SIBLING DIED BTW
SWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDENSWEDEN
WEAK
PATHETIC AND WEAK
>opportunistic
The diseases of this land are learning. We must flee to Sweden as soon as possible.
F
AS IN, OUR "F"AMILY MEMBERS ARE DROPPING LIKE "F"LIES
WE NEED TO RETURN TO HOME AND KILL OUR DAD
HE WAS BIGGER THEN BUT NOW WE'RE GROWN AND GOT MILITARY TRAINING TO FUCK HIM UP
FUCK
NO MORE BEATINGS
LET'S GO BACK HOME
papa no...
Yay the bastard is dead!
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
Shit, what's our inheritance?
What's our status right now? Post complete stats
HOLY SHIT WHAT FAMILY DO WE EVEN HAVE LEFT?
IS THE FORMER HOMELESS, STARVING STREET URCHIN HEALTHIER THAN EVERYONE ELSE?
OH?
SURE
THE MONEY WILL ALL BE OURS
FORGOT PIC
WHAT DO WE DO?
Nigga, the fuck you think?
TAKE IT, ALLAH HAS GIVEN THIS TO YOU IN RETURN FOR THE LIVES OF YOUR FAMILY
ALLAH HAS BLESSED US WITH A HEALTHY BODY
NO
Allah is rewarding us for fighting back from our abusive father.
Yes
go find it
It's only 100, give it back
CURRENT STATS AS REQUESTED
OUR HEALTH IS VERY POOR BUT WE WILL HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO REACH SWEDEN IN ~2-3 YEARS
IT IS A GIFT FROM ALLAH! HE AIDS US IN OUR SWEDEN QUEST
Give it back
Is there a way to get this game for free?
oh shit we're a dead motherfucker
WE SHOULD'VE STAYED INSTEAD OF RUNNING AWAY SO WE COULD'VE BEATEN HIM WHEN WE GOT OLDER
FUCKING PUSSIED OUT, ALLAH IS DISAPPOINTED WITH OUR COWARDICE
THAT'S WHY OUT HEALTH IS FAILING, BUT THE ALL MERCIFUL MIGHT ALLOW US TO GO TO SWEDEN
We must not die before attaining rapefugee status
OH SHIT
IT'S HAPPENING
CHANNEL YOUR POWER TO NASSER, Cred Forums
WE LIKELY WON'T LIVE TO SEE A SECOND CHANCE AT MAKING IT TO SWEDEN
I believe in you, Nasser.
ALLAH, THE ALL MERCIFUL, THE BENEVOLENT SHALL REWARD US WITH OUR STEADFAST DEDICATION TO HIS WORD AND WILL
ALL THOSE HOURS READING THE QURAN AND VOLUNTEERING AT THE MOSQUE SHALL PAY OFF
Roll the bones, Achmed!
CLAIM ASYLUM
BUT WE'RE ALREADY SO OLD
DO ITTTTTTT
Kek go for it
WE GET OLDER BUT THE SWEDISH TEENS STAY THE SAME AGE
You either jam with the best, or slam with the rest.
ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION
WE
FUCKING
MADE IT
WE ACTUALLY MADE IT TO SWEDEN
WHERE DO WE WANT TO RAPE- I MEAN SETTLE? (STOCKHOLM AND MALMO FURTHER DOWN ON THE LIST)
>36
He's going to die anyway
it's on piratebay
VAXJO
M A L M Ö
A
L
M
Ö
Sodomyland
Whichever has the highest population of white women.
Now you can rest Nasser.
SKARABORG
ALLAHU AKBAR
WE HAD A HARD LIFE BEING BEATEN, AND STARVING, AND BEGGING, AND GOING TO PRISON MULTIPLE TIMES, AND HAVING MOST OF OUR FAMILY DIE, BUT ALLAH TRULY LOOKS OUT FOR THE FAITHFUL
mALMÖ
>HEALTH 16
>RESISTANCE 8
DO WE FIND A WAIFU FIRST OR GET A JOB AND AN EXPENSIVE HOUSE?
NYKOPING, SODOMYLAND
Waifu, you need to spread your culture.
THERE'S NO TIME
WE CAN'T DIE A VIRGIN
WIFE
>job
RIOT UNTIL HOUSING IS PROVIDED FOR US
>refugee
>getting a job
RACIST
WAIFU FIRST
If you're going to die, LET THE SEMEN FLOW
Fiki fiki before you die.
START BEGGING, STAY HOMELESS, TRY TO GET WAIFU
WE CANNOT DIE A VIRGIN WITH OUR ONLY GF BEING A RETARDED UGLY 13 YO, SWEDISH PUSSY WILL MAKE THIS LIFE WORTH IT
ALRIGHT I'LL CYCLE THROUGH THEM
FIRST ONE: EDDA SODERBERG
YES OR NO?
Wife+kids
NO SHE IS A SOLID 4
>Happiness 15
>Appearance below 80
NO
A Swedish subsistence farmer? NEXT
YEAS
YES
SVERIGE JA!
>Age: 38
>Appearance: 47
HA NO, JUST BECAUSE IT'S SWEDISH PUSSY DOESN'T MEAN IT'S WORTH IT
WE NEED TO GO YOUNGER
>sweden
>subsistence farmer
?
NO
TORVAR FREDERIKSON?
>Appereance: 40
DROPPED
Getting warmer.
(((Berg)))
Oh lawdy!
The merchant is in for some enrichment!
>Age 38
NO
Come on, you can aim higher Habibi
TOO OLD AND STILL TOO UGLY
ALSO WHAT IS WITH THESE SUBSISTENCE FARMERS
JUDIT CHRISTENSEN?
APPEARANCE 74 SHE MAY BE THE ONE
>Int 18
literal bimbo
She needs to be in her twenties
Bimbo cougar? YES PLEASE
Gout when?
Love at first sight.
No
>Age 42
>Intelligence 18
OLD WOMANCHILD
NO
Do it.
>a retarded athletic MILF
ALLAH WILLS IT
FUAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
YEAAAAR
SWEDEN YES
>dumb bimbo
FOR ALLAH
No
Is it even possible to roll a first world character in this game?
Yeah, I've seen Tyrone threads.
Wasn't there someone who was able to take an African woman and make her the leader of North Korea?
Yes, but it's all proportional to birthrates
SO I CYCLED THROUGH ABOUT A DOZEN WOMEN
ALL OF THEIR AGES WERE WITHIN A FEW YEARS OF OURS, SO NO TWENTY-YEAR-OLD WAIFUS
THIS WAS THE HIGHEST I'VE SEEN YET: 86 APPEARANCE
LOOKS GOOD TO ME Cred Forums, IS SHE THE ONE?
>athletic bimbo
TAKE HER
too good for us, we're not even qualified to masturbate to her.
39 is still a breeding age.
Pound that cave.
It's time to slay puss
>Inga
DO IT FAGGET YOU TRASHED THE BIMBO
HOTTER BIMBO
CARDIO BUNNY BIMBO MILF
SWEDEN YEEEEEEEEES
DO THE INGA
Allah is truly awarding Nasser's hard work.
SHE REJECTED
BUT THE NEXT GIRL WHO IS JUST AS PRETTY ACCEPTED US
MARRY HER IMMEDIATELY?
Marry that babe
ALLAH WILLS IT
inb4 doesn't feel the same way
>14 happiness
DEPRESSED WAIFU YES
>REJECTED
RAYCIS
AAAND MARRIED
TIME FOR A JOB
MARRY AND IMPREGNATE
SPREAD ISLAM BY THE SWORD
>Happiness: 14
>Conscience: 14
Was it autism?
OH GOD INGA WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
Do it
>happiness 14
rip
>Berg
Oy vey the kebab is enriching me!
The girls back home had way better stats
ALLAHU ACKBAR
TAKBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR
DO NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
ENRICHED
SHIT YEAH
>subsistence farmer in sweden
wat
ISLAM IS THE LIGHT
he fucked up
They were younger. The journey has taken too long. Hopefully Nasser's semen is still good enough to produce sons.
KEK
NOW THAT WE'VE WON A DEMOGRAPHIC VICTORY OVER SWEDEN,
WHAT JOB DO WE TAKE, BESIDES MAKING BABIES?
Farms welfare
WE DID IT
WE FINALLY LOST OUR VIRGINITY IN OUR 30s TO A SWEDISH MILF
NOW BREAK UP WITH HER SO WE CAN IMPREGNATE MORE WOMEN
HANDICRAFT WORKER
BOMBS FOR ALLAH
salesman, become a telemarketer
FORTUNE TELLAH
POLICE CAPTAIN
POLICE CAPTAIN
ENFORCE SHARIA LAW
>POLICE CAPTAIN
WE WILL ENFORCE SHARIA LAW
BEGGAR
Police Captain. Time to put that conscription training and fatherly beatings to work.
BEGGAR, ALLAH WILL GUIDE US
FUCK DA PO LEESE COMIN STRAIGHT FROM DA UNDAGROUND
YOUNG NIGGAS BE MAD CUZ I'M BROWN
POLICE CAPTAIN
TIME TO ENFORCE SHARIAH
Police captin
Shariah law for sweden
>$5000 USD per month
nice
ACQUIRE KRONAS
that military training sure came in handy
THREE ACTIVITIES
FIRST COME FIRST SERVE
anyone have dl for this?
Time to put these kaffir back in line.
So we immigrate ILLEGALLY to Sweden and then fucking immediately get married, get a kid, and then work. For the legal system.
>Illegal immigrant
>Now a police officer
Holy shit
RELIGION
PHYSICAL TRAINING
ACTIVISM
religious activities, social activism, physical training
RELIGION
E
L
I
G
I
O
N
physical training
gotta get swole
SPORTS
RELIGION
PHYSICAL
RELIGION SOCIAL ACTIVISM
KILL ALL INFIDELS
Remember to ask for a raise every month. You need the gibsmedat
WE EARN 42,000 A MONTH
SHOULD I MAX OUT OUR QUALITY OF LIFE?
GET THE BEST ACCOMMODATIONS WE CAN AFFORD?
Don't forget our 8/10 waifu married and had a baby with an ugly homeless afghan man. I mean, i guess she was depressed and all.
Is that baby out yet?
gourmand, modest, nothing, enthusiast
Go middle of the road. Get your health back up.
WE CAN'T EXACTLY AFFORD IT BUT DO IT ANYWAYS
AMPLE, SIMPLE ONE ROOM, SUBSTANTIAL, MISERLY
Allah punishes those who are greedy, user. Don't go overboard with your new income.
It's Sweden. She was probably begging to be culturally enriched.
AMPLE MODEST NOTHING AVERAGE
Holy shit, he became a police CAPTAIN while starving and homeless with a baby on the way? Yeah, crank up his quality of life, nigga deserves it
>AMPLE
>MODERATE
>TOKEN
>AVERAGE
we gotta save up to open a muslim cultural centre
GOURMAND
SIMPLE
SAINTLY
MISERLY
ALLAH HAS BLESSED US, NOW WE MUST PAY THE ZAKAT
>WE'RE IN SWEDEN IMPREGNATING WHITE WIMMINZ AND SPREADING SHARIAH LAW
>OUR FAMILY BACK IN AFGHANISTAN IS STARVING TO DEATH
TOP
KEK
YOU ARE NOT ALLAHS CHOSEN
Ample
Modest
Nothing
Average shopper
Live comfortably, but save up dosh to buy guns for Allah.
TOP ALLAH
ALLAH HAS REPAID THE BEATINGS.
SHOULD'VE FOUGHT BACK AGAINST DAD AND STUDIED THE QURAN BITCH
WE HAD A BABY BOY
SINCE THERE'S LIKE A HUNDRED NAMES JUST GIVE ME A LETTER AND I'LL CHOOSE A RANDOM NAME STARTING WITH THAT LETTER
BBBBBBBB
LAVISH
AMPLE
NOTHING
ENTHUSIAST
J
HOPEFULLY JAFAR
Can we get his family to come to Sweden?
M
>Dag
H
>End up playing
>Be a humble Japanese Mechanic
>Marry my high school sweetheart
>She dies shortly after our daughter is born
>Daughter develops OCD, never gets a job and never moves out
Fuck
baljeet pls
muslim name
Like ahmed
khomeni
Mehemet
DAG
M
Why the fuck would you want that?
Mohammed
I NAMED HIM BJORN
ALSO WE GET MARRIED
AND OUR HEALTH IS 12
WE'RE DYING ;_;
I FEEL LIKE EVERY CLICK I MAKE COULD BE OUR LAST
So everyone can BLANDA UPP
>you will never have a qt neet OCD daughteru
just kill me now
Go out with a bang user. ALLAH WILLS IT
can you go to doktor?
ALLAH'S SOLDIER #2 IS ON HIS WAY
get to the fucking hospital
you probably caught aids or something
Oh shit max out quality of life now nigga. There's so many more white wimminz to rape
But his life has really only just begun ;_;
YOU NAMED HIM AFTER ME THANKS BABE
FIX OUR HEALTH, OUR CHILDREN NEED A FATHER TO BEAT THEM.
It's over niggas
Why aren't you raping white wimminz in Allah's name?
YES SPREAD THE CULTURE
NO DOCTORS
I'VE MADE OUR QUALITY OF LIFE AS HIGH AS I CAN
CURRENT STATS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
nigger we're culturally enriching an 8/10 and pumping out little mudslimes we've already won
starving like a real afghan
BABY BOY #2 HAS BEEN BORN
GIVE ME A LETTER OR AN EXACT NAME IF YOU KNOW IT'S ON HERE
YOU CAN DO IT
hahahaha nigga wasted
LITERALLY WEAKER THAN A NEWBORN
FUCK, SAVE UP AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE FOR BJORN'S SCHOOLING.
anders
Wwwww
H
FOR HERO, THE MAN THE WORLD NEEDS
Achmed! It must be achmed! Or Ali, or Abu.
how do I play this
PAHJEET GET
H
>we're going to die and leave our depressed widow two children
X
THIS BITCH
I'M DYING AND SHE'S TRYING TO QUARREL WITH ME
WHAT SAY YOU, Cred Forums?
3 VOTES
Habibi had a hard life.
YOU GUYS YOU CAN ONLY NAME YOUR KIDS BASED ON THE COUNTRY YOU'RE IN
NO MUSLIM NAMES FOR OUR SONS
just like real life
FUCK NO WE MUST SPREAD OUR UGLY SEED
DISREGARD BITCH
break it off
we must find others
as soon as our health is in check
ALSO LET ME EMPHASIZE
>YOU HAVE A FUNDAMENTAL INCOMPATIBILITY
REALLY?
R E A L L Y?????
Leave the bitch with the kids. Allah's eternal war goes on!
What trimester is the baby in? Can't let abort. Ditch her as soon as the baby is save and find a new vessel for his sperm.
Narrated AbuHurayrah: The Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) said: Anyone who incites a woman against her husband or a slave against his master is not one of us.
Beat that bitch for inciting herself against him.
NOW SHE MUST RAISE OUR TWO SPAWN ALONE
LET ME FIND ANOTHER FEMALE
Never mind, missed an upgrade. Ditch the slut.
NO CHILD SUPPORT, NO MERCY
FIND A NURSE
Now move to germany.
>find new woman
>impregnate
>leave
>Rinse and repeat.
Let's go out with a bang
>Literally Clannad: After Story
THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN OVER APPEARANCE: 70 WHO WOULD ACCEPT US
ALSO, SHOULD WE BOTHER WITH MARRIAGE?
OR JUST "PUMP AND DUMP" AS SOON AS THE CHILD IS BORN?
Allah will punish you soon.
MARRIAGE, WE NEED TO PLAY THE LONG CON.
>having only one wife
Nigga, we gotta pump out as many hellspawns as possible, marry.
>34
Eggselend :DD
Absolutely. She's already depressed, lets seek that inheritance too
HACK
SLASH
CHOP THAT (HALAL) MEAT
Skip bullshit Swedish marriage for now. Now is the time to honor Allah with a haram. Pump out more kids and they'll reunite in the afterlife.
MARRY AND PUMP AS MANY CHILDREN BEFORE OUR INMINENT DEATH
SHE'S FUCKING STERILE
I'VE CLICKED THE "HAVE A CHILD" BUTTON LIKE 50 OR 60 TIMES NOW
WHAT DO I DO? WAIT? DITCH HER AND FIND ANOTHER?
What version of real lives is this?
Also, download?
YES
THE SPERM MOST FLOW
YES ALLAH WILLS YOU TO SPREAD YOUR SEED
THE HARLOT DISHONORS YOU, KILL HER TO REGAIN YOUR HONOR
Allah is testing him. Find a new spunk incubator.
Aren't you supposed to try again after one year?
I found another girlfriend, but can't get her pregnant either.
i'm starting to think we're too sickly and diseased to have children.
I'm going to go ahead and marry her, and see if that helps our odds.
>Aren't you supposed to try again after one year?
Yeah, we'll age a year and try again.
This is the end of the road.
Oh shit.
F.....
Health: 7
ALLAH IS GOING TO CALL US HOME SOON, BUT WE HAVE FULFILLED HIS WILL AND ACCOMPLISHED OUR LIFE MISSION
Legends never die.
F
F
This is it lads.
We've become obsolete.
F
>Religion: Evangelical Lutheran
HABIBI BETRAYED ALLAH
F
BJORN AND WHATEVER THE FUCK WE NAMED THE SECOND KID SHALL CARRY ON OUR SHITTY GENES OF A AFGHANI STREET URCHIN
F
>Nasser converted to Christianity
when did this happen?
NO, IT'S NO TRUE, HE WOULD NEVER, IT'S JUST THE ONLY WAY HE COULD BE SAFE IN SWEDEN
GO BACK IN TIME AND FUCK AS MANY WOMEN AS POSSIBLE!!! WE WILL NOT YIELD TO DEATH
So to recap Nasser Habibi's life:
>left home at 13 because dad was beating him
>was a beggar for a decade
>served in what we can only assume was ISIS
>became a nurse assistant
>illegally moved to Sweden
>married an 8/10 depressed Swedish woman
>had two children with her
>left her
>died
How do we write his epilogue? What did his sons end up accomplishing?
F. It was a wild ride, but at least he stayed some bimbo Swedish cougar pussy.
I'm really not sure. I guess it happened automatically when he moved to Sweden. There's nowhere to manually change religion.
He was a tru mooslim in heart.
And he will be rewarded with 72 swedish women.
Thread theme
youtube.com
>forgetting that the illegal immigrant became a literal police officer
CULTURALLY
ENRICHED
AGAIN
OP's not a bad enough dude to start again
We can do one tomorrow night.
Or an Oregon Trail thread if you'd rather do that.
Oregon Trail would be tight
whatever keeps me from doing my business report
please make another thread
I can't ;_;
Also a few people asked where to get Real Lives- the version I was using was the one on Pirate Bay. It works fine.
Wait, his name was literally Habibi?