ITT

Nah you got shit taste.

t. people who should kys

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I actually agree with all that except the dyke hair

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>going to battle with stockings
>people actually waifu this whore

White widow would be an awful design. White women are frail and heavily dependent on men to make decisions due to their laziness and false sense of entitlement to have everything handed to them.

2misogynistic4me tbqh

Doesn't that game take place during the 80s?

Sportsbra came about in the 90s, the closest thing in the 80s was the jockbra, which looked more like a jockstrap.

>look it up
Jesus christ this looks fucking awful.

Absolutely not.

This is good but isn't really a redesign.

agree'd

Then this.

Oy vey that fucking nose.

user, are you telling me having a piece of clothing from 10 years the future in the same game that as walking robots, a handheld cassete player/hologram screen/radio, cybernetic limbs and wormhole tecnology is not ok?

FUCK YOU GUYS
I AM FRENCH
BLACK
LITERALLY 60% OF THE FRENCH PEOPLE I MET IN MY LIFE WERE BLACK
and 30% north african muslims
10% white

>black french

It's accurate at least.

>Giving a character that is in the 80s (Though it could be present day with the fucking tech that is in mgs5 ffs) but giving that bitch a dyke 2010s haircut is beyond shit. Even if I agree with the rest. the bikini is retarded and so are the leggings but if id have to choose one or the other ill stick with the bikini.

Yeah, actually.

Military tech being more advanced than what it was is believable because that shit happened all the time.

Playtex was not working with secret government organizations producing a sports bra 10 years before it would be available to the public.

Haha le ebin delicious brown womenz!!

No fuck you, I'm sick of people being mad about quiet.

If this was any other situation, people would be fine with a simple hand wave of an explanation. People are just embarrassed when they see a semi-naked women.

In the Overwatch universe muslims were destroyed tho.
Not to mention that Widow is part of a pro-human terrorist group.

That's fucking awful.

>black """"french""""

>shave her hair so I she can put more clothes on

This tbqh.

#BlueLivesMatter

>hating on stockings

no, the actual solution would to be have quiet never wear any clothes at all, making her seem more one with nature and not titillating with sexy clothes

Lol fuck off tyrone
france is 100% black muslims by 2030

The design isn't that bad, only the hair needs to be short and not shave

>liking pooloos

this, the bikini was just a compromise.

no

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Every time someone calls her "blueberry" I can't help but picture her inflating like Violet in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, she's the right color too

>pale instead of blue

Dobson pls go

Widowmaker would actually look goo with black skin and some lipstick that matches the lights. Sadly, that artwork is just a shitty recolor compared to things like

The second one you posted is a recolor too.

No she wouldn't.

Don't know who she is, but beautiful.

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No shit, she charges for the actual pics of it.

Fucking gross man

She knows what she's doing, and I hate her for it.

>???
those are called boobs and a crotch. I'm not sure how an adult doesn't know that.
>Because...people wear those
People wear bikinis too. I'm not sure how an adult doesn't know that either.

SJWs aren't adults, it seems.

>LITERALLY 60% OF THE FRENCH PEOPLE I MET IN MY LIFE WERE BLACK

lol por quoi

No

Maybe.

Puppey?!

wat

3DPD

She looks like a french woman, now.

Restrain yourself from being rude pls.

FRANCE HAS BEEN BLACKED AND ONCE YOU GO BLACK YOU NEVER GO BACK.

But muslims were destroyed in the OW universe.

France is full of algerians, not blacks.

Just wait for the inevitable Metzen redemption arc that we all know is coming because the hack can only write one fucking story

Metzen retired 2 days ago.

That's not true at all

>Not knowing Metzen is so obsessed with redemption arcs that he is going through one himself right now.

Oh damn maybe there's hope

And lmao at his goodbye post on the blizzard forums if that doesn't show off his terrible writing I don't know what will

The ass is to thick to ever come from a white woman.

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Considering how many people like Widowmaker, they'll probably make her go through one anyway.

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Melisa Mendiny.
You are welcome.

What's that supposed to prove? dva and tracer are flat as fuck.

You forgot Mercy.

You know I find it really offputting to play characters like Tracer and Tobjorn because everyone else towers over you and it's really offputting

Is this how manlets live?

That's... not flat, dude. Stop watching so much anime and playing so many games, they fuck with your perception.

that's just plain ignorance

I like redemption arcs

>Czech
disgusting

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Wait, how does she keep her boobs in her suit? She should be having a wardrobe malfunction everytime she uses her grabbling hook.

If you can have R&D invent a squirtgun, they can invent sportsbras; or at least something like it?

It's alright by white girl standards.

not him but yeah, dva and tracer are flat as ironing boards dude

It definitely bigger than Widowmakers.

It's tight enough to prevent that, there's not a single wrinkle in it.

Wrong.

I want to be Mercy

t. Ireland

The Chris-Chan tears alone justify this.

t. healslut

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I like sniper grandma better. They need to show her more out of that kevlar burka.

I just wanna be her so I can suck everyone's dick

no one looks good with black skin

Thats a nice bear picture. Im going to save it and give you this in return.

Thats like, your opinion user. Plus Tomas Jefferson disagrees with you.

>tfw I can do a really good "girl voice"
>have a shitty mic
>starting to get into the whole healslut thing
feels weird man

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user's PC in a few days.

literally watching this camwhore atm and you posted that bullcrap i got triggered

holy fuck I would never take it that seriously

highly adhesive nipples, it was part of her gene therapy at talon

Nigger asses are disgusting, though.

Widowmaker's is delicious though.

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Thanks user. I appreciate the new addition to my bear folder.

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>I would never take it that seriously
Fucking disgraceful

QED: Widowmaker does not have a nigger ass.

It's thick so she's probably a mulatto.

Why do her hands and feet look so strange?

The artist is shit, it looks like her fingers and toes got fucking snapped in half

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What are Ana and Pharah then? We literally have two Muslim characters in the game

White Widowmaker is the most awful, bland and uninspired trash of all Overwatch related discussion.

>those shorts

She may as well be wearing body paint.

No idea. This one is better though

>muslims
>have tatoos
>tatoos of the Eye of Horus

If they were muslim they'd have had their heads cut off by now user.
They're peobably non-religious

How innocent is Pharah?

Egyptian =/= Muslim

well, this was true in the old days I guess

Honestly I've seen worse. It's got thought behind it at least.

>metal thong to protect her purity
>comic superhero and dorky one liners
Very.

Still a virgin who calls her mother every night to tell her about her day and to say goodnight.

Olympics are supposed to be nude according to ancient standards but thanks to modern standards we have to put something on

I think it's weird how they went with the mind broken NTR cuckening backstory for Widowmaker in such a goofy game without even implying that her former husband might have been an evil asshole that she decided to assassinate at Talon's provocation.

Would have been more interesting to have Talon be a hardline "defeat the Omnics at any cost" organization that had filthy robot lovers assassinated rather than just some sort of nebulous PMC.

They should redesign the entire game for it not to be trash

Shame about the feet

whoa

>i have never seen a good ass besides sloppy ones and flat white girls

lol ok

Her husband was an Overwatch operative who was spearheading hits against Talon.

I hope Mccree deflowers Pharah.

Shave the whole hair off or keep the ponytail and we good.

This, overwatch is garbage and this thread should be deleted

How delicious do you like your brown?

You dont have to comment here then, desu.

>wanting more "poo in the loo" characters
Ahmed please go.

>Tuxedo '76

Didn't know how much I needed this until now.

That's borderline incest.
Not to mention that Pharah is pure.

I don't care what skin color they are man, I like women, and I'm a loser virgin.

all of the above is the only answer

Anything below African queen is shit. Prove me wrong

Have some more

As /fit/ as possible.

There's only one type of relationship which pure girls may enter.

>Make Quiet into 'Loud' - redesign screams ugly dyke
>Named 'Loud' because Tumblrinas are a bunch of loud and ugly femdykes and trannies
How about no?

Quiet is fapbait. Deal with it, Tumblr.

Woah, that's some superior taste, right there.

Lesbian relationships are not something biologically natural, they are born out of pure lust.

They are the opposite of pure.

youtu.be/UoKAGaHUXZs?t=11m59s
what did Widowmaker mean by this? @11:59

What does she say?
I'm on the phone and it doesn't load properly.

Sooner or later she has to become a woman user. She is 32 after all. Her eggs aren't getting any fresher.

>mercy being the Dom
user I think you and I both know that his belongs in the

>Implying /u/ isn't the purest form of love

I never understood the whole hoopla with ancient Egypt being taboo and what not.

Pure lust is good too

It's not widowmaker just an actress who sounds like her and sorta looks like her.
youtube.com/watch?v=UoKAGaHUXZs

Islam considers a sin altering your body.
And you can probably guess what they think of altering your body to show symbols representing gods from other religions.

If it doesn't have any dick involved that doesn't mean you can join.

You could just search movies her VA made, her name is Chloe Hollings.

Honestly? I kinda like this, The tiny patch of hair makes her look stupid so a full shave would look far better, Other than that its a pretty damn good redesign.

That's okay, I even wish I was a woman, too bad sex changes suck shit.

Fareeha Amari!

I like it too, but yeah, the hair is fucking stupid, first of all, the shaved part wouldn't even matter lore wise, and second that logo is fucking retarded wtf

>there are people who would sexualize Pharah

Nope, you just wish you were a cute cartoon character, e.g. a complete opposite of yourself now, as you are considerably unsatisfied with a lot of things in your life.

Who wouldn't want to be a cute cartoon grill?

Hey man, you don't know me, I've been wrestling with this for years. I only wish there was a better method for sex changes.

where is this from in the game? god damn i didnt know pharah was so cute

It's her laughing emote.

>it's a "Cred Forums gets triggered by yuri episode"

I agree with this.
She's from France, right?

Make that booty bigger.

Okay.

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Nothing wrong with Mercy taking the lead user

Pharah is pretty weird, its like shes hot but i dont want to really look at porn of her ya know? Shes just nice to look at.

I see

I may need to rethink my overwatch waifu

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She is for cute and awesome! Not sexual! May Ana cancel your ults for a thousand games if you make her sexual!

I'm pretty ok with being meself, why would I? It's not like I need any additional romantic boost with some kawaii cartoonish girl to be happy.

Only when it comes to her sweet, sweet abs.
>tfw you will never fall asleep on her rock hard abs

It means you really like her.

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Disgusting

You should.

I feel the same way about Tifa

They fucked up costume design so hard in this one.

>every single character looks like they are permanently sweating

Vivienne is hot as fuck as long as you keep her dumb hat on.
Once you take it off though you see her deformed fucking alien head

>Instead of a mindfucked blueberry we get an algerian whore.
I dunno. I feel conflicted. Zidane/10

Nigga why. The 80s were the half naked era. Not a sgoofy as the 90s so you could get away with Krull like shit.

>Blue skin because hurr slow heartbeat

No Blizzard. Fucking no.

If your heart beats slow enough to turn your entire body blue then you would be dead.

Just change it to something involving silver-based compounds because that will change your skin blue while also not killing you.

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They just wanted an excuse to make her blue.
The designated hot character in Blizzard games is always blue.

perfect.

Blue skin because of design decision. Pseudo scientific explanation are for party killers like you to run around and have something to complain about.

Amelie a qt.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argyria

Blue skin is an actual thing. And its not related to cardiac output.

Get this, nanomachines don't exist and can't bring people magically back from the dead either.

Except they attempted to explain the permanent blue skin with "slow heartbeat" which is not a thing, ever.

Silver compound exposure causing blue skin is a thing, however.

Would be rather trivial to change. Or just make it nanomachines or sorcery instead of trying to give it a "realistic" explanation

I like my women to not resemble ambulatory feces

>what are Copts?

kys

We need to go flatter

what's wrong with her faaace

Bigger still.

Fuck off degenerate. Neck yourself.

Fucking awful redesign even from a practical perspective.

Quiet already had a 'realistic' or practical outfit. It was the one she used in the hostpital scene.

hmm, is this flat enough?

Ah yes. Thank ye kind user.

yes, yes ... come to the ... uh ... side

Okay.

I know this is a shitty meme thread but this shit right here is one of the best decisions regarding this entire race.

>rock nipples
those are good too

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Can you make it even bigger? I just want as much Widow booty as I can get

Silver is a hell of a drug

Remember that Widow is rather slim, there's a limit where she won't be able to move her body.

It is pagan.

Get in line.

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no pantyhose no bueno

"...and it doesn't take long for the thread to devolve into an argument about which asshole size is the best."
-Davey Crockett

I could live with this. honestly Quiet's outfit didn't strike me as too dumb within the realm of the metal gear universe. Her titty physics were fucking abysmal though. Sometimes I wish Kojima would leave his little jerkoff fantasies to a private build of the game.

I don't really care about that. The more booty, the better.

Need to take care of it tho.

strictly better than purples

>overwatch universe
kys

Oh no need to worry, I'd take carry of a donk as big as hers gets.

Absolutely wrong.

that comic would literally be the only redeeming thing about Widowmaker if it happened. Blueberry edgelord can drop off earth for all I care.

Well, she wasn't always like that.

>widow's peak

People who were forced out of Egypt by Muslims

And a big butt like black widows.

It's Blizzard, they will.

Gross.

Who wants to play as a black?

I want to plump up Widow's butt even larger then have that huge cushy ass on my face forever.

I want to use it as a pillow.

A fair use of Widow's booty, but I prefer, a big, plushy, pillow that my head can sink into.

>she wears a helmet to hide her jessica nigri hairline

haven't been to paris lately i see

youtube.com/watch?v=lEndx2LG5aM&feature=youtu.be

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Truly a beautiful white european city.

>mfw a european gives an american shit on Cred Forums

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California gold and Bedouin dreams for me.

Holy shit this is fantastic, I actually find her attractive now...

The cool thing is that the Olympic skin confirms that that look is canon.

Those freckles are so fucking cute

Honestly her constant asskissing of Cassandra together with her talking shit about everyone else made me never use her.

I remember her trying to one up Solas, he must have been laughing the whole time.

Haha I get it she's french so she's muslim.

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Being a mind broken slut is the only good thing about her, being redeemed would destroy the point of her character, and being a sniper unit is already bad enough on its own.

Don't ruin my WM, go redeem reaper.

Widow deserves peace.

Wouldn't she fucking suffocate if she ever had to lie on her back? She was having problems with just that jacket at the end of the game.

???????

>redesign thread

Oh hey; this should be co-

>overyhype jackoff thread

well fuck that then.

Crazy how just a skin tone change can make such an immense difference in how attractive a woman is.

Brown is better than the purple, but white is properly gorgeous.

>white girls don't have ass meme

Fuck off la. Every day I see lots of white girls with ass, but also a lot of black girls with no ass.

If you want to make such a generalisation, then it'd pretty much be right if you're talking about Asians (primarily Japanese/Korean/Chinese). Their culture and standard of beauty is fucked, and I feel sorry for the men who have to settle for those planks.

It's also the fact that her eyes no longer have that creepy yellow.

>is believable
Not to this extent. Come on, man, there's a limit to suspension of disbelief and if you can swallow fucking Peace Walker in the 70's you can swallow a fucking sports bra in the 80's.

This is perfect

Ya niggas are mad as fuck

brown only good in 2d

ahahahaha

I was so mad when I learned this wasn't a real skin.

>it's another "Cred Forumsirgin nu-males are upset about objectified females" episode

nah

why is pritchard teaching widow maker how to snipe?

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Repulsive.

She never asked for this

I do not even play the game and am upset her hair's not like that vanilla.

Indeed.

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Who is this cutie patootie

They're also supposed to not have any women so yeah

Some girl on Tumblr that does cosplay.
She's 15 tho, no inpure thoughts.

HOLY SHIT
SAVER

>a minority is pretty
>she has Caucasian features
Every time

Sunni or Shia allows tattoos. I forgot which.
They're likely to be unconservative Muslims, Egypt is predominantly Muslim

I'd colonise her if you know what I mean

They both look rly cool

hnnng something about a fit, slim girl's abs make me diamond

Lick them clean.

kys

>Female shit
>Ever being a good design
Not in your fucking life, kid

Congrats OP, with all those fishes caught you can save Japan's economy.

Faggotry aside, I puked a bit

HHNNNGGG

>Brown is better than the purple
Please spread your shitskin lies elsewhere.

>I do not even play the game
No one here does.

My comrade

Tans are shit tbqh

>t. autism

oh shes 15? whats her name?

You could try just doing reverse search, it leads to her Tumblr.

I don't think they had giant nuke launching robots either.

>she´s not white
one job you fucked it up

The okinawan for me.

all of the above

oh god i kinda see it.

>there are people who would't sexualize ana

I love that everytime is see this pic she gets a little bit more spherical

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>le superior aryan women meme
disgusting

I didn't know it was possible for widowmaker to be uglier

Ayy lmao

more black window maker pls

I usually find that people that can't find other races attractive are somewhat autistic

looks pretty french to me

Hello Jari Tervo.