Meanwhile on Isle Del/v/ino

>tfw shitting on the star again
>faggot mario has to clean it up

WOW CREEPY MAKES YOU THINK

he already got sent to court for it and they basically just gave him a lease to jump around some more

also what the fuck is up with the courthouse? i walked in the other day to complain and got transported to some fucked up place in the sky with sprinklers eveyrwhere

GODDAMN ITALIANS!
WE NEVER SHOULD OF ALLOWED OUR COUNTRY TO BE VISITED BY THESE TOURISTS!
THEY HAVE VANDALIZED EVERYTHING HERE!
THEY HAVE TO GO BACK!

Who let the spic into our glorious Pianta village? I was fine with the nokis, since they're refugees and they fit right in. They're chill. But if we start getting fucking beaners in here me and my family are moving.
Also is there a pianta/noki pepe or wojak?

...huh

>walking to the fruit market on a normal sunday
>There's a bright light shining down on one particular area
>look up to see where the fuck it's coming from
>suddenly, I'm in fucking Noki Bay withn o way back

Help? My phone's running out of battery and I'm not sure what to do. It'd take for fucking ever to walk back.

>try to relax on town beach
>some fat italian keeps jumping on me and spraying me with water
>decide fuck it and go to Gelato beach to go relax on the beach there
>get settled and finally feel like I can relax
>suddenly get flung 50 feet into the air

fuck this place

what the fuck is this spongey shit on top of my house?

MY QPU'S ARE MISALIGNED
GOD SAVE ME
ACTIVATE THE SCUTTBUG AND THE ETERNAL SWIM FISH

i saw that hot ass princess the other day

stroked my stem for a good hour

Damn do Nokis give good head.

>took a diarrhea shit over by windmill
>red dwarf thinks its goop

please stop shitting on me

>there are people who STILL think Piantissimo is a Pianta

I'm a chuckster!

>literally a racist caricature of the most common people of isle delfino

fucker would have gotten his ass beat already if anyone could catch up to him

Hey guys, I don't know about you, but don't you think our justice system kind of sucks?

We can literally place charges on someone for looking vaguely like the perpetrator of the crime.

Are you guys okay with this?

>taking a walk around town
>get tired
>want to head back home but am way too tired
>remember my water bottle
>throw some water on the floor
>slipslide home

holy shit can you believe people buy and pay for transportation in other countries

>Some guy on a dinosaur walking underwater as if he was on land
Dude Toads lmao.

Fucking Mainlanders and their Yoshis who don't immediately melt and disappear upon contact with a sizable amount of water.

>selling fruits in my stand
>out of nowhere this fat greasy italian runs up to my stand and steals my fruit
>about to get up and kick his ass
>fruit grows right back on the spot

ahahah what the fuck
fuck that guy though

Reminder Il Piantissimo found the Magic Paintbrush at the end of Sunshine.

>he wants monkeys on our island
Go to the mainland and stay there you useless piece of tinder.

Anyone else seen that guy running around on fire? I was thinking of helping him but the ocean is literally like 10 feet away from him and he's still just running in circles so maybe we should just let natural selection take its course.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

...

I heard a giant manta ray capsized Hotel Delfino, is there any truth to that rumor?

This is a reminder not to relax around brown Piantas. Many are self-proclaimed "Chucksters".

I heard it was just a group of chuckster trash trying to keep our economic flow of tourists out. Defeats the fucking purpose though since its creepy as fuck there and I can't imagine mainlanders staying for long

UH, ALL THE CHUCKSTERS OR NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS COMMUNITY BECAUSE IT'S FOR PIANTAS ONLY, UNDERSTAND? CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL MAKE CHUCKSTERS SLAVES AGAIN!

NOKIS GET OUT REEEEEEEE

...

There is literally NOTHING WRONG with RESPOND TO THIS POST OR YOUR MOM GETS CHUCKED TONIGHT.

GUYS
I HEARD IT
THE FUCKING VOLCANO
I THINK ITS ABOUT TO GO
THIS THING IS BIG ENOUGH TO WIPE OUT HALF THE FUCKING PLANET WHERE THE FUCK DO WE GO?

fuck you chuck

These Chuckster faggots can't keep getting away with it. Also, does anybody know if anywhere on this shithole island chain has Italian cuisine?

Y'all niggas need to chill. How about a ride on one of my squids that go 50 mph across the water?

>mario-face
>mario mustache
>mario hat
>IT'S CLEARLY LUIGI GUYZ!

Please, we all know that Princess Toadstool could have had him freed within the hour. The fact that she didn't proves he did it even more.

At least he's actually cleaning his graffiti seriously. I don't think he knew that'd happen to our shine sprites...Maybe we were too hard on him, he'd have probably done it if we'd just asked.

What the fuck are you feeding those things? There's no way that's their natural swim speed.

>Isle Del/v/ino has Chuck instead of Chad

MAGINAMA HABINA

my friend died that way, he hit a wall and literally nobody came to save him while he drowned fuck you

>go to the sheriff's office to file a complaint
>transported to a floating world surrounded by infinite depth

I forgot my sprinkler, too,

Can't fuck the chuck

All I wanted was to chill on a windmill and soak up the sun for some photosynthesis, but this red-and-blue prick with a Super Soaker just won't leave me the fuck alone.

youtube.com/watch?v=X6QEIwEFRZE

youtube.com/watch?v=VNNw-JsginE&list=PL6akIKaXBeU25fXGkksRk2lRSBG1mW9bs&index=63

yfw

>all these people still thinking mario did all this
>when mario chased a fucking SHADOW MARIO through town at least 3 times already, while said shadow mario was spraying goop all over the place during the whole chase
JUST LET THE FUCKING MAN GO

>doing my thing, relaxing, reading a book and shit
>old noki fuck calls me over to look into a bottle
>"why not"
>get fucking shrunk and sucked into the bottle
>forced to find stupid shit red coins in order to get out

i think i dropped my book in there

>secret course music

youtube.com/watch?v=g2cW5K1A5Yg

Yeah, I'm sure Mario and Shadow Mario have no affiliation, you mushroom apologist.

>tfw chucked by Chuck
>starting to really enjoy it
what are some calming songs to get chucked to?
youtube.com/watch?v=TR7PD2rYX5k&list=PL6akIKaXBeU25fXGkksRk2lRSBG1mW9bs&index=60

Back when fun was allowed.
Fuck me, why am I feeling nostalgic for GDQ?

I fucking hate chucksters

CHUCKSTERS LEAVE

Don't mind me, just pirating this fruit.

What are those nokis going to do about those sex starved sunflowers?

Reminder that Piantissimo is canonically the running man from OOT.

Hey what the fuck is with this guy just SELLING our missing shrine sprites?

>yfw princess toadstool came to our island to do this shit

We all know Mario is like her bodyguard/lover. He probably did all that shit on HER orders.

is this actually what gamers look like? gross

>Sex-starved sunflowers
Don't worry, I'm already on it.

What is it they actually say?

>nice fun little roleplay thread devolved into toxic racism and sexism
Sigh..

>toxic
I want Toaddit to leave.

What? Are you retarded? Sigh............

I don't know but I lowered the pitch and I'm fairly certain that jen taylor did the voices for the small sunflowers

>toxic
>racism and sexism
>Sigh...

fucking tourists I swear

Piantas and Nokis never talk like this. You're one of those Toads from the same place that spawned Toadstool and her asshole bodyguard, right?

Tourists can fuck off

>toxic
>sigh...
TOADDIT LEAVE

i bet a noki posted this

first sign of trouble they hide in their shell safespot

Oh, I'd love a dick!

SHROOMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MEHHH
BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

I know, it makes me sad too...

>No one was actually fooled by Shadow Mario
>Misaligned QPU Mario is in fact a mass serial killer

Underrated post.

No it isn't. Go fuck yourself.

>there are Toads
>on del/v/ino
>right now
I'm going to fucking puke.

>turns out a giant underwater monster was polluting the nokis home
Never going swimming again.

UH, ALL PIANTAS OR TWIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS ISLAND RIGHT NOT BECAUSE ITS NOKIS ONLY

seriously, i will bury each and everyone of you in the ground where you fucking belong

>be a dentist
>get called to noki bay for some reason
>noki don't even have teeth what the fuck
>their elder or some shit meets me at the dock
>tells me that theres a giant ass monster in a dark abyss under the waterfall
>and that it needs it's teeth cleaned or the water will stay polluted
>oldnokitrickerey.jpg
>tell him that ill do it if he pays before
>the absolute madman actually does it
>run onto the next ship to delfino before he even realizes
what vidya should I buy with these mad coins, del/v/no?

haha what if someone gave a plant too much water haha and their belly got really big haha i would like to feel it

give it back Treerone

>walking on beach
>having a comfy time
>wait what did I just step o-
>fucking 0 to 50 in 2.5
What the fuck is wrong with our squids

WHY IS THERE A GIANT MANTA RAY MADE OUT OF PAINT WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK MUH HOTEL

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK? A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A SQUIRT GUN.

ALUMINUM

>ghost ray makes goo that produces infinite energy
>nobody is trying to harness it because mah hotel
Wtf

OOOH, NASTY TOXIC

something about stephen king, unless those youtubers were making shit up.

but user we already have infinite energy in the shine sprites
if that fucking plumber ever gets them back

>That criminal Mario ruined an infinite energy generator which would make Delfino a powerhouse forever
>Because a hotel got dirty
Mushrooms and Hotel owners are holding us back hundreds of years.

I can't believe that fucking greaseball italian fuck got off with only community service. That little shit covered our island in sewage, giant magic Piranha Plants MADE out of sewage, and blocked out the sun and he doesn't even get jail time? Fuck this government I'm moving to Beanbean.

>a giant toxic sea monster the size of a skyscraper could be swimming right below you

N O P E
O
P
E

>he still believes in shine sprites
Wow. Don't you need to be 18+ to post here?
Seriously. The sun doesn't require children's fairytales to function

People are apparently just collecting the fucking things. So I know a guy who has one, and he's planning to give it to that asshole who graffiti'd our island if he can do some bullshit obstacle course.

Should I just report him to the police, or is it better to make that asshole plumber work for it?

What do you expect man, he's the bodyguard/lover of Princess Toadstool.

She could probably BUY our island with the money she spends in a WEEK.

She is really fucking cute though...

>those stick sucking lips

fuck u

wtf guys, stop using my fruit as a basketball