I just got Re:Birth 1 what can I expect?

I just got Re:Birth 1 what can I expect?

Boring gameplay and cringy cutscenes.

A game that you completely lose interest in after 6 hours of playing and a few faps to nep and never touch again.

You'll probably mildly enjoy the gameplay. You'll be interested in the story.

Then you'll buy Re;birth 2 and wonder how Compile Heart got away with releasing the same game a second time with a shittier plot.

A funny JRPG parody of the console war with a memeing MC called Neptune...and grinding.

Also Compa being the nicest girl you will ever meet

Nick Doerr's meme translation for Neptunia is legendary.

>Nepgear is a very good girl
>shittier plot
Nepgear is innocent.

>Doerr
You surely meant to say Nep Jr.

An adorable fourth wall-breaking protagonist who will make you smile and laugh, assuming you have a sense of humor.

...

can someone make that sentence the other way around.

memes

If you are like me...

Then you'll probably go in thinking that they must have at least thrown together a half-decent rpg, then tacked on a story featuring dumb butt cute girls.

Then realize its actually the other way around, and that the only thing they have are the stupid chicks, and the game itself barely functions as a game.

Seriously, there's potential for a fine turn based RPG, but it just ends up being awful. A shame really.

a grind before being able to fight Noire

using Life Rings

No grind needed.
Buy Life Rings and you are good

>Turn based RPG
They aren't Squaresoft.

Memes are in just about everything to one extent or another.

The real problem with Doerr is the way he rewrites normal speech to be cringey kewlspeak, and admitted to rewriting shit based on his own preferences.

>vert fags btfo

I've heard they can have swimsuits as armour

She has some taste.
Compa over here must love hearing such things

Nope, the outfit and armor slot are separated

>processor units
>armor

But they can have swimsuits on right?

Yeah

It makes me sad that leotards aren't normal in our world for some reason, but then again, our world's 3DPD.

Nice. Can't wait to make them wear them.

And you will wait, because RB 1 has them as monster drops or plans, and said monsters are pretty high level, while the plans require item grinding

You can also look up some skirts while they're running on the field if you angle the camera.

Sounds lewd

>not downloading a free-camera mod and creepshotting however you like, whenever you like, from whatever zoom and angle you like

PC sempais gotta step up.

nepu~

Compa will revive the thread!

Thanks Compa!

Does she do it with mouth to mouth?

Not really, that's just how she called her revival magic because she likes her nurse theme.
She probabily does that when needed to patients though

>Then you'll buy Re;birth 2 and wonder how Compile Heart got away with releasing the same game a second time with a shittier plot.

This is a common misconception.

Compile Heart had nothing to do with the Re;birth games, that was handled by a different company, Felistella.

The Re;birth games all reused gameplay from Victory with only extremely minor tweaks. If you played the original PS3 games, going from HDN1 to Mk2 felt like a drastic shift, since the gameplay Mk2 had was completely different. Victory further refined and enhanced that gameplay with a lot of additions.

Felistella simply copied and pasted Victory's gameplay into R;B1 and then again for R;B2. R;B3 being Victory means that game was almost the same as well obviously, with only extremely minor changes. The end result is that the original PS3 games all felt like drastic improvements going from each installment, whereas the R;B games all felt like one single game blurred together.

Compile Heart, meanwhile, was busy with working on V-II that whole time, which added a lot from the last one they had worked on, Victory.

My hopes dashed...

The girls in the game are super cute

She's a pretty sweet girl, you can probabily just ask her for a kissu

nep-nep is the cutest of them all.

They still published it, mang.

Are there any that are just crappy?

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Noire is a shit-tier tsundere with no friends.

>I just got Re:Birth 1 what can I expect?
Why doesn't any on Cred Forums answer with "Play it and find out?"

What should I expect threads are retarded.

What did you say about Noire, you little bitch?

One month and a day until we get to meet Nep Bike.

Meh tier gameplay (Atleast the combats are fast)
Meh tier story
Good music
"Funny" dialogues
Charismatic characters (because Nepgear isn't in the game)

You are just gonna play it for the girls (no lewd) like everyone else, VII is a best overall experience so if you want to start the series maybe you should play it first (if you find the other games boring ofc)

I'm sure that you will drop it when you reach Noire so I don't know why i'm writing this shit for you.

Blanc best girl

>I'm sure that you will drop it when you reach Noire
What is up with all the casual retards projecting this shit onto anyone who asks about the game?

I'm not OP, but just because YOU stopped because you couldn't beat Noire doesn't mean every single person who is new to the series is going to do the same thing.

BUY LIFE RINGS
USE BUFFS
cute girls

Daily reminder that this game is going to bomb HARD.

it's not even in the top 30 of amazon's vita best sellers right now. And it hasn't been.

It's going to be a bloodfest. Nobody is buying the game

>Sega Hard girls getting lumped with nep shit
Despair. SHG did video game parody better, can't wait for those recycled dungeons because CH is too unimaginative to make Sega themed ones.

>Blanc best girl
>Hurr durr you stopped playing
M8 I finished all the nep games that are available on PC maybe you should read the fucking post again.

What? Take that back godless scum! Yellow heart is best nep in both forms.

..... actually I am kinda glad YH is somewhat hated by the fanbase, I can enjoy her without Yuri vs het bullshit coming on my head all the damn time.

It doesn't matter anyway because literally nobody is buying the game. They'll be lucky to get 5,000 sales. It could even be the end of Neptunia.

>nobody is buying a game that's not out

Trails of Cold Steel was topping the amazon vita best sellers long before, during, and after release - Both Cold Steel games did, in fact. And Trails is niche as fuck.

Someone who really likes her Nep can't be glad that others hate her

>tfw you will never platinum all the games in the series because they keep putting out new games
Send help

>I just got Re:Birth 1 what can I expect?

Clear lack of Uni.

Just skip the game and play Re:Birth 2, since you can't get her until very late.

>It could even be the end of Neptunia.
you clearly hate the series, why are you here again?

Post 3 best girls and 3 worst girls go

>Best girls
Neptune
Nepgear
Plutia

>Worst girls
Noire
Uni
Vert

>best
Compa
Iffy
K-sha

>worst
Peashy
C-sha
CC2

Noire has no friends

Made the same mistake myself, it's a really boring, really generic JRPG that tries (and fails) to knock off the xenosaga battle system. there are extremely few "cutscenes", it's mostly just VN style bullshit where you stare at a single CG for 50 lines of dialog.

It's not an inherently bad game, it's just mediocre, and in a time when you have other options so readily avaialble, i'd recommend against it.

>best
Compa
Uzume
Rom

>worst
Ram
Uni
Plutia

My nigger

>Best:
Uni
Nepgear
Ram

>Worst:
S-Sha
Arfoire
Peashy

>Best
Blanc, Iffy, Nep
>Worst
No such thing

>Best
Plutia
Noire
Rei

>Worst
Neptune
Peashy
Rom & Ram (since you can't have one without the other) < Forget these two exist, I don't find anything interesting about them all they've got going for them is they're loli's and twins that's it.

>xenosaga battle system
I think you are talking about the original HDN

>not liking Arfoire
She had a cute laugh and the whole milf thing going on

No, I mean the one on PC.

She got old real fast.

I liked her redemption though.

I don't see how Nep battle system is supposed to look like xenosaga though

If that's considered an "old hag" in Neptunia then send me to nearest retirement home.

>tfw you will never ejaculate inside Uzume and impregnate her while she daydreams about being a housewife and raising your children

A meme game no worse than Borderlands

>tfw Uzume will never greet, hug and kiss you on the cheeks when you come home from a hard day at work

;_;

That's mean; you're mean.

Hate is perhaps too strong for what people feel about her, i guess people just don't care too much about her or are outright annoyed by her character, and I can't blame them, she gets at most 10% of screen time on her main game where she actually has a backstory, and in the others like zombie army she says one line and stays silent forever, she can't compete with main girls like blanc or vert.

I would love if she was more popular, that would mean more content for her, but at least she is not the shitposting postergirl like Neptune and noire.

>hug and kiss you on the cheeks
Did you even play V2 or do you just look at pics of neps? Given her personality she sure as hell wouldn't do that

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I wanted to shoot myself an hour into it, though whether it was the writing being terrible or the gameplay being some of the most boring shit I've played in ages I'm still undecided about. I sure fucking hope you're a fan of cute girls doing cute things, because that's literally all this game had going for it.

Who's this one? She's very cute

>Did you even play V2
Did you?

She tries her hardest to hide that part

>three different types of attacks you can use
>correspond to different levels of strength and utility
the only thing it does have over xenosaga is that you can move, but that just makes it more convoluted to target shit, not to mention useless in boss fights when they take up the entire map.

Also no roulette.

>countless games in and they still haven't made an antagonist as good as Arfoire and Underling

You will either hate it or love it.

Darkzume was too "serious business" for Neptunia, Rei was fun, but she felt like just the final boss more than the actual antagonist

The biggest mistake of your life

She only acts tough because she's the only human alive in a post apocalyptic world. If you rescue her and gave her a peaceful life and take care of her she'll eventually revert back to her true personality.

>she tries her hardest to hide that part

Confirmed for not paying any attention to Uzume. She's forced to be that way for infinite amounts of time in the most hopeless situation you could find yourself in. As soon as other people show up, that side of her begins disappearing at a very rapid pace.

You're also leaving out that said personality is exactly how she was before all of the bad things happened to her. If her life actually progressed to such a degree of happiness that she found herself in a loving relationship with someone, she'd just be HDD all the fucking time

Don't think so and the waifu CD supports my claim

>Uni
>Vert
>Plutie

>IF
>Nepgear
>Rei (the nerdy beta version)

>NO SHUT UP I DON'T CARE ABOUT CANON, I WILL USE DRAMA CDS TO FUEL MY OWN VISION OF UZUME

Just take your IF and be happy, chuuni lover

I LOVE CUTE GIRLS

There's a nerdy girl in the game?

But user that's the closest thing we have to canon, I'm not saying I don't like the situation you came up with, I just don't think it would happen, unless we take the "over time" part into consideration, then MAYBE
Also calm the fuck down, we got enough autists shitting here thatthe last thing we need is to argue about pointless things like that

I need to update this

Official 100% Accurate Nep Tiers

>Ultimate Elder Goddess Tier
Compa

>Goddess Tier
Nepgear, Purple Sister, Neptune, Purple Heart, Rom, White Sister (Rom), Noire, Histy, Underling

>High Tier
Blanc, White Heart, Vert, Green Heart, Iris Heart, Black Heart, Arfoire

>Mid Tier
Black Sister, IF, Nisa, CC2, Mages, Rei Ryghts, Cave, Yellow Heart, CFW Magic

>Low Tier
Plutia, Dangekiko, Famitsu, Tekken, Kei, Croire, Falcom, Marvelous, Mina

>Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Tier
Red

>Shit Tier
Gust, Broccoli, Ram, White Sister (Ram), Peashy, Abnes, Chika

>Lower Than Shit Tier
Uni

>DLC Characters With Minimal Character Development Tier
Everyone else I missed

Seeing so much hate on Nep-Nep's games is making Compa sad...

For the love of God just fuck off already

You're the one in the nep thread. You fuck off.

Why are you so angered at a Neptunia picture in a Neptunia thread?

Except that I like the series and that's why I'm here, but the way you act is fucking unbearable, if you want to roleplay as Compa do it on fucking /h/ or somewhere else

I'm not even that guy, you tard.

Well sorry that we don't have ID's

>posting a compa picture
>roleplaying

Blanc with many hats

Blanc with no hats

She's cute

...

Gonna beat ya up!

Are they removable?

Always ready to remove hat

Uni is my UNIverse

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Your universe is shit. SHIT.

I wanna set the universe on fire

I want to pain the universe white

ram is a bad influence

BLOOD FOR THE NEP GOD. SKULLS FOR THE NEP THRONE.

what the fuck why does she have a hand coming out of her armpit

Huh, there is another girl under her, blonde girl can't fly so well with those milk jugs.

I want to drink fresh milk straight from these breasts every morning

>tfw neps are mainstream as fuck now
sigh, what's my go to weeb niche series now?

Did you guys see that the Blanc doujin got uploaded?
it's pretty shit but the art is getting better.

>Neps
>Mainstream
What?

I LIKE NEPTUNE ENGLISH VA

If my memory serves, she landed on Noire like everyone else does

It's Noire. Noire has a tendency that everyone fall from the sky on her. Especially Neptune.

>shit
I'll cut you

Many hats indeed.

It is, hopefully he/she gets better at drawing.

the fact that it's Blanc and that it's vanilla het and not another futa/yuri/rapeshit already means it's great, I will admit though that at times the art was off. Great faps anyway

>best girls
Big Nep
Uni
Vert

>worst girls
K-Sha
Noire
Blanc

It's nice and all but more futa is never a bad thing.

>more futa is never a bad thing.
when it along with yuri is 90% of all nep doujins, yes it is

Are there any good nep games for ps4. Never played any of the series and i wanted to give a try. A i prefer to play on ps4 rather than my pc.

>Best
Uni
Compa
Shitappa

>Worst
Blanc
Noire
Vert

v2

Best:
IF
Vert
NepNep

Worst:
Plutia
Ram
Rom

Nepgear
Noire
Anonydeath

No such thing as worst girl but Abnes and Atari milf is fucking annoying

Best:
Vert
Noire
Pururut

Worst:
Blanc
Nepgear
Compa

It's better than Sean Murray's No Man's Sky already though (to potential buyers)

>all the 3 worsts
Wow, that's some shit taste

>t.Arfoire

Uhh, will fapping to these games make me a pedophile?

You wouldn't ask if you already weren't one, so go on

No. Why would they?

Don't listen to stupid normies. They have no idea what they're talking about.

>Best
Tekken
Vert
Cave

>Worst
Rei
*filler*
Underling

momfoire a bestfoire

Best
Vert
Blanc
S-Sha

Worst
Noire
Nepgear
Ganache

>putting Nepgear in your worst girls

>Underling
>Worst
Fuck off

Playable rei when?

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Holy crap. Underling's only fan.

a TV show

You'd think they would acknowledge her existance in Megatagmension Blanc, a game that otherwise had every other CPU up until this point in it. It even had Uzume in it and had Plutia and Peashy return.

...and yet, not even a mention about Rei.

guessing if she was in the game, she would have spilled her spaghetti over those zombies.

Linda has at least two fans in this thread.

I can't tell which is more surprising, the fact that discount Avril Lavigne has fans or the fact that her name is Linda.

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I want to fuck Ganache. No Homo.

>not Jade
Nigga you gay

Whatever Marvy told her, it surely worked

Not really

Well hey, Compa got her boobies

Some people have weird tastes

Indeed.

>i made this reply
>this thread is still up
The game is as slow as this fucking thread. Might as well just look at porn of the girls instead. Much more enjoyment.

Don't be like that, Compa will get sad

NOTHING
WRONG

I wonder if Sega will make a Nep game.

mein blancfags

Oh, yeah? Well I bought the games AND looked up porn of the girls but I still enjoy the games.

Whatcu gotta say about that, sucka?!

would you download a nep?

Neptune VS Sega Hard Girls not enough for you?

>Best girls
Blanc
B-Sha
IF

>Worst girls
Vert
Nepgear
K-Sha

>Best Girls
5pb.
MAGES.
Nitroplus

>Worst girls
K-sha
B-sha
S-sha