You are now piloting the last mecha you controlled in avideo game and have to take out Metal Gear Sahelanthropus with...

would probably be about as effective as the tanks you get or d-walker

so maybe if he doesn't call in rust dust

Bend over, Sally

>last game I played was SRW Z3
Kek

A Xenoblade Mech with some Fucking Sweet G-Busters, a fucking huge sword that augments the Gravity that its enemies suffer.

Not only you get cut in half, but you also suffer more from the increased gravity

same as
>defense matrix can eat everything
>can dash around
>shoot bullets forever
>can self destruct boost into sahelanthropus face and you can instantly recall a new one
That's far from fucked. Snake managed to take it down with simple stuff like rocket launchers, I think we are fine.

My Xenoblade Skell. Small in size but packs one hell of a punch

Huehuehuehue

GG

>Not Gundam Breaker 3
>or Extreme FULL BOOST
1 job, /m/an and you blew it.

Let me enjoy my cozy memory of teeny weeny tomino bots ;_;

I'm going to wreck it

Dire Wolf with 3 CLBX20 autocannons, MWM4, if I can get within 25 metres I'll shoot through its legs.

I'll be fine.

Sahewhat? You mean this crushed tincan garbage under my feet?

Pretty sure i'm erasing its existence from this universe

>You are now piloting the last mecha you controlled in avideo game and have to take out Metal Gear Sahelanthropus with it, how fucked are you?
Well, considering it can be beaten with a couple grenades and a generic rocket launcher... how much power would anyone really need?

Fuck these are sexy

A MadCat, battletech stronk.

This thread is kinda shit what mech COULDNT beat Sahelanthropus ?

I like to think about the the part that it's you and not the character who normally controls the mech.
And you have no experience in controlling it.
Unless it's jehuty who can explain itself to you so even a fucking kid can control it, i think most of us are fucked anyway.

Sally doesn't even work without shotaMantis. And even then his spiky bollocks can be outmaneuvered on foot and the armor can be damaged with shitty 80s weapons.

True statement there, even a hawken mech could chew that thing to shreds.

>I like to make up my own rules
so why even ask the question?

Also
>Implying I don't know how to controll a mecha.

Nigga get on my level.

Milia's VF-1J

rip Sahelan

> They don't know that Sahelanthropus is the grandfather of Jehuty
Just look at all the similarities.

Didn't mean to quote.

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>what mech COULDNT beat Sahelanthropus ?
A Tiberian Sun Wolverine? is smaller, weaker and is only armed with anti personal weapons

Bring that shit

Sahelanthropus doesn't even work

Is it better than a soldier with a rocket launcher? Yes? Then Sally is fucked.

>he couldnt beat his own grandfather

speaking of TA/SC, maybe a mech marine?

nah, massive autocannons would fuck sahaaha up too bad

Nah, its armed with miniguns, its more than enough, that's literally how the boss finished of sally.

>tfw God Gundam
Won't even need to use burning finger.

I'm not entirely certain.

nevermind me just gonna burn your shit up with orbital lazer cannon, have a nice walk mechafucker
ur fucked in the ass with no lube boiii

>Sahelanthropus
What cant wreck that shit?

gg ez

>mecha

I see the /m/en are still around every now and again.

>HOW ABOUT A NICE CUP OF LIBER-TEA

Seeing as how sahelanthomanthopanto requires space magic to even function I like my odds.

>valimar from trails of cold steel 2

I'm totally fine I think

he's pretty fucked

What about the SCV from Starcraft?

Your mech is more advanced and has better firepower you dumb idiot

>352088138
muh dick if some cute girl (male) is cosplaying this

I don't know if this counts as mecha but if it does then Sahalapus' fucked

my nigga

Pretty sure my skell has taken down bigger threats

Sahelanthropus will fuck your D.Va mech
Literally

I think I might be OK.

wew lad, your gay little metal gear is fucked

Would be fun to watch Bud fly around Sally and try to pull out critical parts.

Unless your mech can shoot down Sally from a mile away, you're all fucked. Metallic archaea, son

>last mecha you controlled
That would be a T2 Seraphim assault bot or an ACU. Either one the Sahelanthropus is so fucked it's not funny.

My Gundam in Gundam Breaker 3 is gonna wreck that things ass!

Why are Seraphim so best?

>how fucked are you

I'd watch it fall over since it can't walk on its own and then just use my mecha to step on Sahelanthropus' cockpit.

Because they are here to purge the scum their hippie brothers let trash the place.

Mode 1 is a generic space fighter with homing lasers. Mode 2 is a mech-thing with energy blades bigger than itself and a weapon literally called the Buster Rifle.

If I don't get hit twice, that fucker will be dead in seconds.

Is there a mecha more pathetic than Sahelanthropus? Even small arms fire can put it down. The Boss Borot laughs at it. Glass Joe could probably take it on.

>the worst metal gear from the worst game

Armoured core mech? I'll fuck this guy hard.

Sorry I only have a shitty phone picture.
How tall is Sahelanthropus anyway? Either way, I doubt he could stand up to around:
8 Double Bazooka shots
8 Giant bazooka shots
~3 seconds of two beam machine guns
~20 Anti Ship Rifle shots
40 Needle Missiles
8 Hide Bombs
A beam naginata
and a heat hawk.

B^)

I'm using a Hades level 60 Skell. Am I fucked? Never really into Metal Gear, yet.

I bid a single elemental.

Is this gb2 or you just can't upload screenies?

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>robot with a katana
pshh nuttela personal

Sahelanthropus is the one fucked here.

Used this guy to deal the final blow against XN-L

whole team of units from SRW counts?
youtube.com/watch?v=_b3ZyJYOGwU
if not - wildburger

aw yeisss
youtube.com/watch?v=FS49whwHDJI

>MGS4 MG REX
well, i'm both more modern and way better looking

i don't have mahou shoujo shota mantis as my support though, so i must admit: shit looks grim
not to mention being "modern" doesn't mean shit since peace walker metal gears were better than any other metal gear in series

This thread is dumb, Sally is the weakest mech out there. It doesn't even work without a telepathic kid moving it.

Oh, poop.

There was only one Metal Gear in Peace Walker.

Big Boss is not your typical run of the miss soldier user...

Do you feel satisfied by spoiling the last boss of the game, a game I haven't bought yet?

>Glitter Falsaber from SRW BX

This will be easy. It wouldn't even last a second.

big boss is not the guy who destroyed sahelanthropus though

also, mgsv confirmed that big boss isn't really anything ultimate and one-of-a-kind. he's just an icon.

No but medic is :^)

>also, mgsv confirmed that big boss isn't really anything ultimate and one-of-a-kind. he's just an icon.

didn't MGS2 prove that you can make anyone with Snake's skills with the right situation? The Solid Snake Simulation

It'll be down before it even sees me.

the west will never get some of the best games, I hate it

>watched one of the videos about this game featuring large scale battle with Zeon side
>little moe girl dressed in Zeon's uniform screaming "SIEG ZEON SIEG ZEON SIEG ZEON" over and over again at you with her high pitched voice
Cute but irritating.

>high speed mobility
>can traverse any kind of terrain
Guys i think i will be fine

>little moe girl dressed in Zeon's uniform screaming
>irritating
>posts Quattro
you can't fool me, Char

GB3, I don't have my Vita on me and didn't want to go through the whole autistic process of transferring the screenshots since I can't get the content manager update blocker to work.

i want to FUCK that mech

At least Taiwan server isn't IP blocked like Japan is; gives the rest of us a chance to play at least. It's easy enough to get the hang of the menus even with what little English is on them.
Another bonus is that TW isn't faction locked; you can use any suits on any character. The only thing your chosen faction affects is what costume options you have access to.

It's always the Zeeks that use the kawaii uguu screechy loli avatars.

Got me

>Xenoblade X Skell

Sahelanthropus is fucked.

youtube.com/watch?v=L3lV_s7sqgM

Metal Gear is fucked

>It's always the Zeeks that use the kawaii uguu screechy loli avatars.
not just avatars, they literally use them as death machines.
sick bastards.

Truly they are the scum of humanity.

>You must be 18 to post on this board.

Just gotta get up close.

No offense Metal Gear fans and maybe it is just OP having horrid photo skills, but that picture physically looks terrible. lighting, textures, even the meshes are water down Oblivion potato.

I'll be fine.

Well if i can get my shit together i may be able to trip the Gundam/Rex but otherwise one word:
Fucked.

I'll be okay. I thought it was Belgdor from Virtual On and I got worried, but fortunately I've been playing Awesomenauts.

Only mecha I've played are srw games and gundam games. I'm sure I'll be fine.

I'm pretty sure even Ball will take out that abomination from MGS

Seeing Xeno X screenshots always makes me want to start playing again, but I'm at like 93% completion and only have endgame tyrants left to fight. Grinding materials for augments is so boring especially since the nemesis barely shows up anymore thanks to the playerbase being pretty much dead.

I'll wreck that lizard shaped garbage heap with my precious.

Same, I want more of the X. And only way to get it, it seems to start over once again.
I tried to find game with similar gameplay - nothing.
I hope MonolithSoft won't listen idiots too much to fuck up with X formula.

Supreme commander from supreme commander, wait there a moment while i build an unlimited army.

Not at all.

Last mech i piloted was a warhammer. The black widow.

I won that prety fast and easy.

I don't fucking know, I didn't play this shitty game.

he gets fucked raw by CQC commands

Is that new Voltron show any good? Is that the same animation team behind Korra? Style seems familiar.

MAH NIGGAH

BF2142 is the best

Checking in with my other easy-mode buddies.

Yeah its the same animation studio I think
I personally liked it a lot, I grew up watching DotU and I still thought it was great

I am not fucked at all, in fact I am unfucked, I am least fucked as possible.

The voice acting is completely unbearable.

I'm fine.

>Sahelanthropus
I'm guessing everyone in this thread is safe considering it's incredibly low tier by mech standards. It isn't even close to the strongest Metal Gear

is there way to play that on english without proxy?

I guess I'll check it out.

I'm not a native speaker so English voices sound good to me no matter how cheesy they are.

Does Robbit count?

This one as well.
Sal is fucked.

Yeah Im good

Can the timbersaw cut through Sahelanthropus? If not, I guess I could cut down enough trees to trip it.

>Armored Core build that taught me DEF

Timber is OP enough.

i bid an elemental out of its suit.

I fucking got this

Did they release the community revival thing?

>Not the Bogatyr.

EU cucks...

S3 was just bullshit fed to Ocelot and Solidus.

Does MGRR Raiden count as a mech? He's mostly robotics right?

>no gatling guns/10
Shit walker. Would not pilot.

What are you gonna do, trip them with your galactic tax waste?

>Can't remember the last time I piloted a mech

This saddens me.

He's a cyborg, not a mech(a).

The only real mech(a) in MGR would be MG EXCELSUS since everything else was either unmanned (RAY), technically a cyborg (Khamsin), or just a robot.

I got Testament/Pharsti from ZoE: Fist of Mars.

Not sure how strong it is compared to Jehuty/Anubis, probably much weaker but despite this it's an Orbital Frame and would tear Sahelanthropus, even if you get the gasmasked twink to control it.

hah

hahahaha
HAHHAHAHAHA

I think I'm covered.

I think i'm 100% ok.

Cyborgs are different from robots

Sahelanthropus looks sleeker and slimmer in the rex mode though.