VA11 HALL-A

>someguy shilling his game

nice

>game is about a dystopian Capitalist hellhole
>the devs are literally not allowed to leave Venezuela because the socialist government doesn't want to lose """talent"""

>GOTY
you do realize it has to actually be a GAME in order to be considered GOTY right?

That is fucking hilarious

Reminds me of when SA fags tried to put the DR translation behind a pay wall because DR was the only thing bringing traffic to the site

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THIS SHIT IS NOT CONSIDERED A VIDEO GAME. ARE WE ALLOWED TO POST BOOKS TOO NOW?

>want a comfy cyberpunk bartender sim
>my only option is this shitty animu visual novel
>barely any bartender sim gameplay
I mean even Recettear made up for its shitty animu style with good gameplay, V4l-h4l4 is pure garbage

>Repeating retarded stuff from reddit
user i think you need to leave.

Shit taste, dude.

if you say so, weebgenerate

>weebgenerate

I wish.
I would love if valhalla devs escaped to here.

This is true

Mexicans traveled to Japan and created this:

youtube.com/watch?v=rDkx0IEqcyg

>GOTY

It's one of the worst 'games' of the year. So no.

>mexicans
>japan
some one post the japanese women who got WETBACKED and went back to nippon with halfu

Is it worth pirating?

>appreciate a foreign media style
>home country doesn't
>have desire to work in this field
>study style, language
>travel to source country to pursue your passion
So dedicating yourself to something and working towards realizing it is bad now? I won't argue for the weebs who just travel to Japan after high school with no preparation, but isn't this just a case of "git gud"?

I unironically like these and wish there were more.

>mexicans the worst weebs

guessing you never seen a non jap asain weeb, so sad especially the poorer and browner parts of asia

>GAME of the year

This was a fucking visual novel. Visual novels aren't games.

>especially the poorer and browner parts of asia
SEA specially looks full of weebs.

Just look at Pinoyland (AKA Philippines), all they do is playing RO in crappy private servers and make amazing cosplays for their cons.

>have a philipine friend
>massive weeb
>pretty sure nips would consider him subhuman
he's one small motherfucker with no game

is he a bootleg PS4

>parroting reddit
Fucking normies.

>bootleg alienware and only plays csgo
its far worse

>writing literally is dank memes

I don't understand, you guys hated Memelands 2, but not this?

>ITS OKAY WHEN WE DO IT: the game

DUDE BADASS LMAO

>shit non-game
>goty

Waifufags everyone

Cred Forums is retarded and contrarian as fuck

They also hated the memes in Guacamelee even when the game was objectively god tier.

its LCD waifushit m8

>Strong Bad
ok I'm not against this one

>tfw having some beers while playing this game

It's an issue of perspective. Following one's dreams is admirable, but moving overseas to study an art style that gives back little possibility in anything beyond slave wages falls somewhere between "stereotypical weeaboo" and "outright irrational when they could pursue anime art as a style at home without the drastic move into a different culture" in the eyes of people who don't share that passion.

Why the fuck would somone make such a picture?

I thought this shit was dead and gone.

why are short haired robot waifus so cute

>putting pedobear in your game
A feat only shared by fucking unteralterbach.

No idea

>its worse than last years GOTY

maybe, but why does that matter for this years GOTY

Literal meme game

i think it's more about understanding concept of living in sad world
>stalkers are awesome because you can find particles of friendship in sad and corrupted world
>va1&*(^&lla is awesome because of particles of friendship in dystopia
that's the thing that makes this game good. You hear nothing but bad things from the outside, and yet in the bar everything is friendly and nice. contrasts make things look better.

Would you like to upgrade Dorothy's firmware?

This game is basically Hotel Dusk without cool, noire story. And it's not bad at all, atmosphere is incredible.

How did you find out?
Are you saying you are one of those... p-pedofiles...?!

Since when does Something Awful have animefags?

It's fun for what it is.
>THAT SERIOUSLY BUTT BLASTED POSTER
Did it ever advertise itself as a bartender sim?

I still remember when the game came out and everyone on Cred Forums was liking it.

Good times.

Since mearlybevery oldfag came from SA because moot heavily shilled this site on their anime boards. Who do you think pushed Wapanese and Weeaboo? SA has been trolling Cred Forums for over a decade.

Is a pretty comfy game where the only way to fail is to be mentally handicapped and has a nice atmosphere and likable characters.

Yes, it is worth pirating if you are not expecting an action game or a puzzle game. I would even dare to say is worth buying it.

Post underrated tracks

youtube.com/watch?v=_9c2L1HqoYY

Also, is Jill Hispanic?

>The devs are from Pobrezuela

Color me impressed

>Unlikely. They're under government watch now because they're a "culture producer" (AKA they made money).

RIP in peace devs, probably already lynched by an angry mob looking for food.

youtube.com/watch?v=fUXoJIHng4s

Superior animated version

>that video

>All those ancient leddit memes

Brings back memories of when users of funnyjunk,Cred Forums, tumblr and reddit raided 9gag with gore and CP because thet were mad about their memes becoming mainstream, the reason I found out about this hellhole and decided to stay here

Born and raised baby

you posting that song makes it overrated

She's half french, but didn't she say her granddad was there before it was Glitch City? Which is presumably just Caracas?
She's a dirty light skinned mestizo

I wonder if fetishes are hereditary.

I've read some post that a vorefag wrote about how when he was young he was terrified from some anaconda movie where a guy gets eaten alive, which sort of makes me think that some fetishes are acuired.

Oh yea, fetishes are definitely aquired. Bla bla social animals and who you surround yourself with bla bla.

youtube.com/watch?v=E4OYplyi-io

Time to re-read some Gibson, guys.

A good friend I had was raped when she was in second grade and it shook her up terribly that she was in an asylum for like three years, several years after we've stopped talking I found out from a guy she dated that she was very into rape roleplay. fucking bizzare

Maybe she liked it too much and her parents threw her in an asylum.

Not once have I seen this posted in these threads.
youtube.com/watch?v=stRZjtI-KzY
And this neither youtube.com/watch?v=GkLE6yGAS4Q

shit nigga

Who knows, she might've been two steps away from blackmailing someone in her family to rape her

I always start my days with march of the white knight
10/10 taste my nigga

I remember back when I was still talking to her she kept talking about how her mom's boyfriend kept hitting on her so maybe she was setting it all up.

Nah man, you start the day with youtube.com/watch?v=4sBt_ceVtvQ
March of the white knights is too dark and intense to start with. It's still the best track though.

March of the White Knights isn't posted because everyone already knows it's the fucking best.
That and Karmotrine Dream/Every Day is Night.

Do you guys think there will be a sequel? I love the characters way too much for that to be the end.

They're on watch right now because they made money.

ok bro but like
will they make
more money

"no"

This game was boring as hell. Is Cyberpunk becoming the new Steampunk?

The rise of synthwave makes it seem so

>every year
How old is she?

Except cyberpunk can be real.

>he doesn't know

*is real

We're living in it

DATABASE
DATABASE

I played it and had a few drinks, I liked it. Shat around in the general for a while and then I was done.
I wonder if the devs got out.

>not A Neon Glow Lights the way

アルス

Except we got all the corruption and class inequality without all the cool shit.
VR is a bust for now

Jill is not a christmas cake

>waifubartending
>you are the best girl

yeah, she's halloween candy

cheap and only exciting for one night

I want to get drunk with Jill.

In fact, I'm currently drinking this.

>second grade
Fuck, she'd have still been in the single digits. That's horrible.

>Not アリス
One fucking job. God dammit.

Is this true?

there is so little law enforcement here that I find that unlikely. I could get killed right now at home and the police wouldn't do shit about it aside from coming here to pickup my body and file a report.

Stone fucking cold

Are you one of the only producers of export goods in the country?

It's bullshit.

>they're going to be one of the first ones to go once the gulags get put into play

>picking venezuela as your start location
Serves him well.

>a VN full of memes and weeb pandering is the GOTY

I liked it dude, but you have to get out there and play more games.

The joke is shes a teenager robot prostitute. So her body is 12-14 I guess.

I actually bring money from abroad but I do it through paypal and don't give those fuckers a single penny

>teenager robot prostitute
Well, time to install this shit. I got it the first week tho.

Do the devs not use any kind of social media? I wonder if they got out of that hell hole they live in.

One of the devs posts on twitter, he seems to be doing rather fine, unlike the rest of their countrymen:

washingtonpost.com/world/the_americas/in-a-hungry-venezuela-buying-too-much-food-can-get-you-arrested/2016/09/14/b20276d6-755f-11e6-9781-49e591781754_story.html

Jesus christ it sounds like a nightmare to live there.

I like it too but I agree it's not GOTY.

I suppose my main problem with it is that there seems to be no main story line, what is there is really nice but it just seems to waffle on and on and never reach a conclusion on anything.

>pick
its random you dingus

OnlyAfro made this game?

SA died with the turn of the decade. There is nothing left but things that would make reddit seem reasonable now.

the main concern in everyone's head is food and getting it is a struggle

if you earn enough you can buy food from re-sellers at 10 times the original price and avoid all that shit in the streets.

>if you earn enough you can buy food from re-sellers at 10 times the original price and avoid all that shit in the streets.

Yeah, and how many people can afford that?

As onlyafro has no talent and is a dumb hack who uses stale memes, I'd say yea

Welcome to socialism.

>playing on easy mode
lmao git gud

>entrepreneurs
>people who earn foreign currency
>corrupt government employees
I'm actually living from art and commissions and many people even make a living with online survey websites.

The currency of the country is so devalued that the minimum wage is like $60 but you can't buy jackshit with that amount of money.

it has shitty anime style, its enough for weebs.

There's so many fetishes that can be explained by misattribution of arousal. Take macro fetishes, it's a kinda strange fetish for people who are not into it, because there's nothing sexual about a giant woman stomping cities. But it's easy to imagine some kid watching a cartoon or something where a girl grows really large and goes on a rampage, and the dread from viewing that got misinterpreted in the brain for attraction to the giant girl. Or flattening, people who get turned on by seeing people get run over by bulldozers until they're flat like a pancake. There's no explanation for that other than an impressionable mind getting strange signals from watching a cartoon. Hell, look at furries. Grow up watching cartoon animals acting like humans, suddenly your brain wants to treat them like humans. Or for an example that doesn't involve TV, tickling. I'm convinced the vast majority of tickling fetishists have some story about being involuntarily tickled as a kid.

It explains a lot of fetishes, but not absolutely everything. After all, I have no memories of being raped by lolis.

I don't think of pedophillia as a fetish though, people try really hard to spin pedophillia as if it's some horrible perversion, It's really more of an sexual orientation the same as being gay or bi. Great explanation though brosef

She was the best, right?
Excluding George, of course.

That's interesting, where do you think my trap or personification fetish came from, though. I'd not had any exposure with either as a kid/].

>Reddit tier "game" with no actual gameplay what so ever with hardcore waifu baiting

>be proud citizen of Venezuela
>want to make product exposing the horros of capitalism
>get together with friends to make a story about a dystopia where the bugoirse rules over all
>release it after years of hard work
>proud of all the hardships we managed to overcome
>wait
>hold on
>check bank account
>ohshit.jpeg
>its making money
>fuckfuckfuck
>look out window
>group of starved citizens holding knives slowly moving towards my house for betraying the commonwealth
>start throwing rocks and burning sticks
>one lands through window
>house ignites
>rush out through the back
>red/bue lights start flashing
>its the military
>they tell me that I am now considered a "talent" and must be sent to "cultural benefit camp" immedietly
>will be used to study how to contribute to the proletarians for the rest of my life
>mfw

There's tons of things that could lead to a trap fetish, so it's impossible to tell without knowing what about it turns you on. And I have no clue what you mean by personification.

Also, don't get me wrong, you can totally develop fetishes as an adult. Kids just happen to have higher neuroplasticity and are more prone to strong emotional impressions even from mundane things like cartoons.

Have you played a VN aside from DR before, faggot?

The worst part is that they don't have toilet paper in the "cultural benefit camp".

>personification
Shit, I meant petrification.

>unfortunate citizen of Venezuela
>try to make game to make enough money to leave
>be deemed cultural icon who can never leave the country and needs to stay to supposedly fix the economy through culture

ftfy

>horrors of capitalism
Sorry faggot, Bernie lost.

Guacamemé IS a fantastic game, but the memes ARE fucking awful. The two are not mutually exclusive.

That definitely sounds like something you could have gotten out of some cartoon as a kid. Maybe you just don't remember it?

>Memes are fucking awful

So, what do you consider a good meme?

One that hasn't yet been recognized as a good meme.

Memes have to be fresh and relevant to be funny, if it's being called a meme it's because people have started spouting it just because it's "le funneh thing to do :^))"

>no gaemplay no gaem!1
>do i fit now, vee?

no
nice try though

>teenager

No, she is a loli sexbot.

The game even calls the model designations DFC-72 and Dorothy says they are designed to look between 10-12 years old.

But since they are indeed robots, they don't have any real age, and Dorothy never reveals how "old" she is even when Jill asks for her real age (from production date). IIRC Dorothy does say something about having the mental equivalent of a 23 or 26 year old or somewhere around there. But in the end she still looks like a loli physically and will never change (unless she gets an upgrade [also talked about in the game]).

All I know is now I want guacamole.

Just so you fags know, Jack White's meme guac recipe is fucking great. I've had it twice and everyone completely ignored the tacos because of it.

>I want to marry streamer-chan

>I create a backdoor in the system before leaving and covering my tracks
>I-I can't
>I can't handle it anymore!

I need to into programming fast so I can make lewd lolis who think their hot shit lose their cool.

this VN was fucking garbage m8

>loli sexbot prostitute
Just imagine that in one of the so called "AAA" games.

>claiming its GOTY right in the OP

So this fanbase is already ruined huh

Are you memeing or are you actually not allowed to leave if you can make money?

Yeah, the namefags are here.

Even if you view it as an orientation, it's still one aimed towards a demographic that doesn't want or understand what sex is. You can't give consent to something that you don't understand, and thus any sexual actions against a child should be considered rape.

Trying to justify it as "we're just like the gays!" is disgusting desu.

did you not read that fucking post

If only you knew how bad things really are.

When do you have the ability to get her that drunk?
When am I supposed to give her a flaming moai?

Are you retarded? That's literally what happened. Something Awful are faggots.

>GOTY
Rabi Ribi is GOTY, and it cam from a COMMUNIST helllhole.

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Wouldn't that be quarter breeds?

They can't even find fucking food. Everyone who doesn't work is overweight because South American cuisine just makes you a useless blob.

It's terrible. And the government will keep anyone who's mildly profitable in the country to help the country make more money to supposedly help the economy.

I do have a theory that if we can get these guys to E3 or Gamescom or anything outside of VZ they can make it out.

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It's not exactly quantum mechanics, though

context for the looting?

They already got their visas denied. They just won't go out like this. it would take an entire change in government to save them

you mean that flavor of the month game?

>Children don't understand sex
Women don't understand sex. Look how many of them end up having to "settle" at 30, because no guy that they like wants marry them and their overused cunts. If it was really about "understanding" it, we'd ban sex until the age of 25, when your brain is fully developed.

It's a shitty excuse used by controlling idiots. A 14 year old girl understands sex just as well as a 22 year old girl, because they get all their knowledge about it from media or fat sluts like Laci Green.

>They already got their visas denied
Holy fuck they did? Why?

Actually, real socialism has never been tried before.

you can get her drunk in one of the first days, but she doesn't change like that. That's an unused asset, I think

day 17, when she asks you for something classic, I think

hope you like having thousands of people watching you bang your girl live

They announced it somewhere i think twitter, but when they tried to get to a panel to promote their game, they got denied by these socialist fucks. It's horrible, wouldn't wish being stuck in a dead country like this to anyone

i dont get this pic

It's a Scandinavian prison cell.

Never fails to bait the redditors

this is madness, thanks

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Serves them right for making shit weeb games.

Found it on a fireden thread.
Yeah the government is basically holding them hostage. Poor guys

Don't cut yourself on that edge, priviledged fuck

we should try again, it has to work this time

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Why not just use prisoners as slave labor like in america?
But they might strike like they're doing now

HOLY SHIT THIS IS PRISON

i live in worse conditions, and i'm not even poor

welp, stay tuned for brand new serial killings in norway. gotta have my fun before retiring in this glorious apartment

thats your opinion, and is shit

LEWDBUNNYCUNNY.com

Featuring purest bunny and pervert bunny

>Why not just use prisoners as slave labor like in america?
They weren't used to have niggers.

Where's Noah? Needs more Rabi.

>demographic that doesn't want or understand what sex is

[Citation needed]

>Hey bro, what was your favorite video game when you were 10 years old?
>Oh, that is easy, Zelda.
>No it wasn't. You were tricked into liking Zelda, since you were clearly too young to know what video games you should like at that age

>inb4 BAD ANALOGY SEX IS DIFFERENT CUZ DA BIBLE SEIZ ITS HOLY AND SPECIAL AND SHIT!!!1

Learn to think for yourself and use critical thinking you fucking mouth breather.

90% of people everywhere live in worse conditions than this. Especially in the countries that provide these "accommodations."

Pinochet did nothing wrong.

Venezuela is a failed state. Genuinely impressed someone from that hell hole made something of value.

Comparing sex and videogames is like comparing Pepperoni Pizza and Pizza with Sausage. They're just different, bro.

But synthwave is good user

>Pick
Stop cheating and use RNG bitch.

Poor taste is also on the rise user, pay the other user no mind.

Communism starter package

t. dev

>goty
>rabbit doesn't even use a proper bunny outfit

>Smartphone
I think Ribbon is a little too small for a smartphone. Unless she's using an Apple phone, the phone weighs more than her.

Because Erina is an actual bunny. She's also only 16 years old

>Rolling Venezuela
There are approximately 170 countries in this world less shitty than Venezuela. Even North Korea would be better.

>go to Sweeden
>kill a faggot
>get sent to jail
>live in better conditions than I do now

PROTIP: The problem isn't capitalism or socialism, the problem is having too many niggers in your country.

Poland has almost no niggers and they are still mexico of europe

>Hello fellow youngsters.

Slavs are niggers with a wrong color.

>these poor devs
>stomach growls
>goes to make food
I feel bad but at least I'm full

What's wrong with American teachers?

The moral of the story is that lolis hate cheese pizza because there is no sausage to satisfy her """""appetite""""" :^)

I guess he/she just hates ESL americans in Japan. It's like the easy-mode of getting to Japan and getting paid to do jack shit nothing

Welcome to common core, friendo.

That's shopped, r-right?

It's probably just some janky college class.

The nip was likely referring to temporary English teachinG aids funded by the nip govt through programs like the JET. The requirements for these programs are pitifully low and as a result it attracts casual anime fans and yellow fever faggots. These people are usually scum of the earth and desperately try to breed with race traitor locals to create an anchor so they don't get shipped off when their publicly funded vacation to animeland ends.

>tfw Indie games have been better, this year, than the AAA releases

I WANT TO HUG DOROTHY-2!

Robots are not good for hugging, only for fugging.

What is your GOTY so far?

This """""game"""" sucked.

t.PCgamer reviewer

>science is bad
>discovery is bad
I'm glad we're brainwashing kids into slavery.

Those who cannot do must teach.
Those who cannot teach, must teach gym.

Rabi Ribi and Subnautica

Game has a good soundtrack and art, but the early shilling that it got here magnified the disappointment from it's mediocre gameplay and absolutely shite writing. It's a 6/10 at best.

Is this game worth $10?

Emi and Lilly best faps.

The dev made it so he could fund his escape from that socialist hellhole, but he can't anymore.

I always feel like I must have really low standards because I was never bothered by the writing and found it fun.
Gotta say if you were disappointed by the early shilling you must not have been around for the thousands of threads that just had the mega up.
Hard to be upset by something you can just uh, "acquire"
Or maybe that's just me

i want to agree with you, cause personally i have this craving for innocent naive girls that i want to corrupt.

however i dont think age is as a defining factor as people want to believe.

The thing is, if you explain it then that is all there is to it, some people figure out on there own, but a lot of people are just stupid. They won't grasp shit till way later in their life.

whats wrong with russians? is it realy true?

What exactly happened
>SA regularly goes on lockdown and can't be read at all without an account
>Said lockdown happen through a LP of then without official translation game
>Tumblrites and DAtards get mad at not having $10, the few ones that did rehost the LP but hotlink the images
>LPer forbids hotlinks, tumblrites get even madder
>They start making shared accounts
>SA moderator starts a witch hunt of shared accounts, with prizes
>Even more mad

Good characters, good story but no plot, more like a 'slice of life', ends suddenly with no build up.

What is "DR"?

Danganronpa

stop shilling your shit "game" you fuck ass poor retards

but the game has a build up, it's not the absolutely main focus in the last chapter tho

Please choose the BEST GIRL

You mean the bank? That's more of a side story.
I'm talking about how the story so suddenly ends with no warning.

Stella, duh

I really liked the bits with Dorothy when she wasn't just talking about sex.
Like how she got really shy about calling her guardian 'mom'

Sei.
But they're all pretty good.

The brown one- wait a minute.
The cat, then.

BOSS = Dorothy > Sei > Stella > Tits > everyone else

is there any good art of this game, official or fanart, that is worth getting prints made of and framing?

Most of it is just animu artstyle and would look real fucking tacky hanging up on a wall.

wtf is the story behind the development

1) Dorothy
2) Jill
3) Betty
4) Sei
5) Streaming-chan
6) Stella
7) ******kira****** Miki
8) bossu
9) disgusting cow tits titty hacker

all other opinions are WRONG

>science is bad
Literally where does it say that? It just says it's a social construct, which it is- it just happens to be one that's saved literally millions of lives through its impact on medicine and vastly improved our standard of living as a species.

Preemptive rip.

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The official game artwork is good

It's an algorithm! That's all it is. There's nothing social about it.

I know it's not what you were doing, but I get a little rattled whenever someone equates technology to science.

thats the one I see all the time, that face is just off to me. Still way too tacky and cringe inducing to have hung up somewhere.

I honestly might just get a print of the title screen (minus the actual title), ya know, with jill standing outside with her jacket looking at her phone against the backdrop of the city. It's ambiguous enough that a normie might not think its a weeb game or even a game at all.

I'm not equating science and technology; science has been the driving force behind medical research and trials, while technology has improved what we can produce that can be tested and in some cases testing methods, but mostly has just improved production of already-scientifically-tested medicines.

And most social constructs can ultimately be described as algorithms- the social bit is the agreement of which algorithm is correct to use in which situation.

Would it be better to be a BR or Venezuelan

Armitage

>Most of it is just animu artstyle and would look real fucking tacky hanging up on a wall.

that's because it's a faggy weeb game

if someone sees it and knows what its from they are going to know you are a faggy weeb anyway

Obligatory

youtube.com/watch?v=8ZO8xdZSm88

Yeah that's a good one

Maybe you can commission someone to do a proper high-res artwork of it.

Just like how being on this site automatically makes everyone a faggy weeb

you can always commission the game's artist. it's what I did

Who's the artist again?

kiririn51.tumblr.com/

Bingo.

how much does a commission typically cost?

Thanks man

Found the info here:
i.imgur.com/ROa8xDr.png

He has a price chart in his about page, but here it is

If science is "just a construct" then why aren't words?

Br

Has anyone got the chart with the perfect orders for all game?

I'm sorry you let other people dictate how you think so much, it must be awful to go out and find people talking about the things you know about.

Sei Say

Say Say

Sei Sei

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BR definitely.

Alma

6 years ago Venezuelan would be the better choice

Right now you're better off in Brazil for sure

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I find funny that the Vita version never came out.

>6 years ago Venezuelan would be the better choice

Highly doubt it, Venezuela was starting to go to shit.

Venezuela is probably the most JUST country in the world.

It's still due for release sometime this year supposedly

>GOTY
>A visual novel with a terrible drink mixing minigame that lacks the most basic VN features
>A visual novel written by ESLs with a script full of errors
>A visual novel where you just pick your own music out of a playlist and put it on repeat instead of actually picking music to fit the mood
Nah.
I want to fuck Dorothy though.

>North Korea
>Not the most JUST country

Visual novels are by definition games.

>from a socialist hellhole

???

Man, i cant pass the first part of Undertale. And i love Lisa.

I'm playing it right now.

Why do you faggots say that this is pretentious, it's literally a cute bartender simulator. Also I can't find a reason to hate it, it's pretty good for what it tries to be.

I love the artstyle and color palette.

That said, there aren't many good games released in 2016. Dark Souls 3? DOOM?

>Recettear
>good gameplay
Not really.

Best Korea still have China as ally and fellow (pseudo)commie neighbor.

Venezuela is FUBAR.

I want to fuck Alice. I bet she gives killer blowjobs.

Still working on it. Pushing to console platforms is a lot more complicated than on PC because QA stages.

Venezuela. The guy is literally using this game to apply for a Visa in the United states.

They outsourced it to some guys called Wolfgame too.

This is their About page.

They do have Slut t shirts and shotglasses on their store page though

The main "plot" is just pretty meh, the love for this game is all in the characters and interactions with them, plus the soundtrack. Lenore almost never comes up in Valhalla threads.

I wonder if Latin Americans played this game.

Juche will unite the workers of the world.

How is it possible? Everytime you think they've bottomed out, it just gets worse.

They are. A lot of "activists" are trying to rewrite human language around the world to be more inclusive.

The embassy stopped giving interview dates to people a while ago as far as I know. When my grandpa went to renew his visa he told me the embassy was pretty much empty.

Pretty much everyone is thinking about an escape plan and those who know they can't leave are working on a plan to survive this government.

>Boss get down!

I live in chicago and I legit only see these in black neighborhoods and surprise, surprise, always in fried chicken places.

the devs can still escape to peru like many others right? they arent imprisioned in some propaganda factory right?

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>they arent imprisioned in some propaganda factory right?
that's probably bullshit. This country has no law so you can be sure the devs are free to do as they please.

I'm sure the devs are working on their plan to leave like everyone else.

>he didn't transfer out before leveling his character

That's because we didn't even see a sprite. All we have is reports after the fact and a photo. That's bad as far as caracterization is concerned/

Part 2 when?
Also im shipping Jill with Jh- i mean Gill.

They mentioned wanting to leave for Colombia in a blog post some time ago.
Sounds much better than Venezuela, especially with the FARC truce that got negotiated.

So fuckboy is a secret agent, right?

>KGB
>Hong Kong Riots
>Apollo Bank

Something like that but more illegal I think was the gist of it. Certainly not an agent at the time of the game taking place.

How would an escape plan even look like? Like literal jump over the border and hope for the best?

That's pretty crazy. I don't know a lick about Venezuela so I never thought much of it. Just how shit do you have to be to outshit BR and Best Korea?

Have they considered trying to teach english abroad or something? They could probably bounce to SK / China / Japan and leapfrog to a better country.

Some people do that but most prepare their legal documents and try to see the possibilities the country of destination will bring.

In my case my brother lives in Paris and told me to get fluent in the language so I could go study there. Aside from that I need to prepare all my documentation and finish other things I started here. The biggest factor for everyone planning to leave is money but I think the devs of vallhalla are better off than most.

Planning to emigrate when you only earn $60 a month is no easy task

BR is kinda bad but not as terrible as other countries like Guatemala, Honduras, etc.

>I live in Chicongo
You have my sympathies.

I don't know. They're oilfat and still living in a Mugabe style socialist paradise. It's insanity.

I'm from Venezuela
The only option to escape is to migrate to Colombia, and seeing as how the situation is right now I wouldn't be surprised if they gifted nationalities to those migrating there
I guess the devs are waiting for the referendum (which won't happen because the voting process is done using rigged voting machines, dead people voting and throwing away trucks worth of votes)
Wouldn't be surprised if there's civil war by the end of the year t b h

Then you should get out now. Weebs and champagne Socialists are always the first on the wall.

So basically you're telling me South America as a whole is a shithole with each country being varying degrees of shit.
Now I want to know how it compares with Africa.

>Jill x Gill
>not Jill x Massager-kun

I will, I've already got Colombia's ID and I could go there whenever I want
The issue is that I would be throwing away semesters worth of college by doing that, which is pretty shitty. The biggest problem for me is not even money (I live comfortably) but being deprived of time
/blog

Literally what

I can't take opinions from ksfaggots seriously.

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so what do you do in this game?

Mix drinks and change lives

Much better than Africa, some countries are doing better than Eastern European countries that aren't part of the EU.

Blueballed by Dorothy.
>jill didn't jump this when she was paid for

boss only paid for hugs, anything more would've to be paid for Jill

Hugs are more expensive than port jacking.

>implying Dorothy would object

Lilims get build in positive reinforcements for performing their purposes.

youtube.com/watch?v=WA_uuJWc338

So she is a bot?
What kind of sexbot she is? Just flashlight inside or something advanced in terms of structure?

Argie here. Our new president really wants to fuck Venezuela's shit up. Hopefully he help will save them.

>tfw someone saves your screenshot

Best customers.

A robot who has decided to keep herself in a loli body to attract certain niche of customers. So yes, she is outright prostitutebot. Its never stated what exactly she has down there but she has lot of satisfied customers.

>tfw ruskie
feels bad seeing these "gopniks"

>big lesbian and her robot male friend
>gets possessive of male friend when male friend gets a girl friend

She can't help liking the heavy duty tool. He's practically her caretaker.

>valhalla thread lasting over 100 posts
What a time to be alive. Keep it up, lads.

In my experience that's not unusual. Fuck knows how many of these threads I miss though.

FUCK OFF SHILL GO BACK TO YOUR SHIT COUNTRY

DFC-72 sounds like a joke referencing Chihaya.

I want to fuck a titty monster.

Delicious Flat Chest

That seems like a reasonable desire.

So what's her deal?

>$60
Is that converted to USD or is that still in Venezuelan funny munny?

>Americans flip their shit over Scandanavian prisons and why aren't they doing what we do
>Our recidivism rate is 76% while theirs is 20%

Americans should shut up.

There's a whole collection of pictures with pregnant anime girls talking about how they're happy to have Mexican half-breeds in their belly.

It's pretty old.

Play the demo. And also they told you straight up in the game.

>trusting BBC article
>literally only looking at the first google result
good goy

Converted to current exchange rate

Saving is impossible since all that money goes into buying food and paying services

>I think with my feelings

Well, not surprising, lots of Women love Mexican Chilli if you know what i mean.

I feel like this is what happens when a foreigner with a deviantart has Senator Armstrong levels of patriotism and can only get off to pregnant anime women.

Cred Forums here. hes right. enjoy being a sheep though friendo

>I'm going to enjoy my Trump steaks and enroll in Trump University while you're conned like the sheep you are!

Ok.

>im mad because Cred Forums is always right
just embrace it, user. stop fighting it

>le meme non-game

If the same game came from say, a feminist group, Cred Forums would shit all over it like no tomorrow.

Whats wrong with Trump steaks?

I liked them more in the Prologue

I've already embraced it. I'm wearing my made in China Trump clothing right now. Maybe you haven't embraced it. Are you a jew by any chance? If you, then that's awesome. Our god emperor is a friend to all jews.

Nothing. They sell so well and it's obvious why.

Not really.
There's a lot of evidence that people who are raped become very sexually active later in life.

Source on the whole 'imprisoned by Mauro's shithole commie Venezuela' story? google is showing nothing

More like a hole in hell, really

My lust for Dorothy has no limit.

Just rent her like nigga

>BR
>Everything is shitty
>Have toilet paper

>Venezuela
>Everything is shitty
>No toilet paper

Hues aren't starving

Good taste

Actually they did it because Dangit Ronpaul fans were stupid as all hell.

>country so shit you aren't legally allowed to leave
isn't communism great?