Friendly reminder NOT to buy Watch Dogs: Complete Edition on PC. It doesn't allow you to play as Clara Lille...

>french girl
ok
>canadian girl
ok
>french canadian
psychotic
why does this happen

Is it from a mod or you can play as her in the base game?

it happens in a lot of people with combined origins, they tend to fit, but they cant, and thus, start to develop their "original" form of being.

Disgusting, and not just because I'm only attracted to white women. I'm disgusted mostly by those repulsive tattoos, piercings, and degenerate hair.

>If Shadbase worked for Ubisoft

>watch dogs

It's not worth to even pirate this game, why would anyone buy it?

There
Mod

I want to hatefuck her so hard but I also want her to dominate me

Instantly better looking. Now the only problem with her is that she isn't white, but that can be overlooked.

>we want the Christy mack audience.

Can I play as a jock and beat the shit outta her?

>someone out there finds this creature attractive

And that's all you'll say. You know this shit makes her stronger, right? Not to mention she had a dedicated fanbase that loves her for her unique look, and no-bullshit attitude. You? You're just another dumb hater trying to make an epic comment. You failed.

Make way for the new hotness.

Now just need to give her a normal human being's haircut, remove the excessive eye makeup and give her non-trashy clothing.

What are you talking about, she's not a real person m8

Lmfao probably not

Stupid sexy punk.

Is she a Muslim? Because according to Islam she should get raped and stoned to death for dressing this way.

yeah I always wanted play as some daddy issues attention whore dyke tattooed abomination

>degenerate
Do you even know what this word means?

Made for sex.

Wrong, she gets lashes first. Dio it again and she gets raped and stoned.

She's not.

But then she's just some average brunette and no longer has any of the punk appeal.

Degenerate means anything I don't like. Or more refined, anything that isn't in line with upper class western Evropean style.

>degenerate

>implying
I don't want Ubishit even for free

good

i mean i'd facefuck her all day long but yeah

normie pls go

Nah senpai, the trashy slut look is what makes her make my dick tingle.

>Sitara Dhawan
What is she then? Poo in loo?

Thank Gabe for SFM.

Why is so bad looking compared to aren't the sfm models ripped from the games?

Yeah but they have none of the shaders or materials from the game so the textures all look the same and flat.

I pirated it and deleted it in 1 hour

The tattoos look completely different, which makes me guess they just ripped her head and just stuck it on a random female nude model, then badly photoshopped the tattoos on the body texture

What color is she?
O think my moniter needs calibration, seems white

Reminder not to buy Watch Dogs on any platform.

She looks white, what's the deal?

You expected a verb to start your sentence?
It was me, Dio!

>brown hair
>white

Nice try.

This desu.

>appeal

Why do I feel like there's a dog in the full picture

SLUT! GET STONED TO DEATH! 420!

this unironically

You're trying too hard now

>being this triggered by a word

Compare her ears, the model is different

>friendly reminder
>don't buy watch dogs
You can stop there.

This character is hideous, I'm glad her IRL inspiration had her face stomped in.

these

>if you don't like what i like you must be baiting me

You're going to have a hard time in life.

Christ Mack is gorgeous.

Fact: Her boyfriend beat her up b/c he has a small dick and she didn't moan for him like she did for the porn guys.

You've been spending too much time on pornsocket and beastforum?

native american apparently

what

Sounds like a good enough reason to me.

Spotted the ontarian squareheads.

Just because they don't want your little dicks don't mean they are psychotics.

Or, alternatively, only the crazy sluts would want an anglos defective dick.

Wrong, Christy Mack is a trashy whore who has dishonored her body with revolting tattoos, piercings, and counter culture hair. She has disgraced her body by working as a mattress actress and got what she deserved.

>you will never be a supreme cuck that has a """girlfriend""" who fucks others for her """job"""
feels good man

This.

Stay mad
Honestly if you can have a porn star girlfriend and be a mature adult about what she does for a living then you're probably a pretty chill dude.

If you're gonna get all insecure about it even though you knew what you were getting into, you're a little bitch.

Bullshit. It's because of her body art and accessories, that she doesn't look like this bland everyday person.

>if you can't be mature about contracting hepatitis from a girl who takes 20 loads to her face a day, you're just not as euphoric as me

Keep tipping that fedora, I'm sure your male feminist persona will score you some top shelf pussy some day.

Lol. Yeah. Be all petty and jealous 24/7. It's totally "alpha" and the ladies love it. Nothing a girl loves more than having to placate to her man's insecurities.

>Christy Mack

Absolutely disgusting whore, btw what does she specialize in?

Why are you idiots complaining about Clara? I'm pretty sure she was based off of Lisbeth Salander.

>virgins raging about whores
Cred Forums, Cred Forums never changes.

Clara doesn't look like Edward Scissorhands and Lady Gaga.

>be a cuck to a porn star
>not be a bitch
pick one. only exceptions are fellow male porn-stars pairing with female porn-stars.

Porn threads are some of the most civilized and insightful conversations on Cred Forums. You must be new.

Even then that's iffy. You wouldn't be able to make out with your own gf without getting a mouthful of other guys' semen residue.

How is that even relevant?

This is hardly a porn thread, user.

Lol. Dude. I'm not dating a porn star and I probably never will.

I'm just saying that if you're going to date a woman who takes dick on camera for money, be a man about it and understand that business is business.

Porn actresses provide a valuable service that I'm pretty sure every last one of us on this board is grateful for.

Dating someone and being in a relationship is nice. It's nice if porn stars could experience that too. If there are guys out there who can date them without losing their shit, then good on everyone involved. Win-win-win.

I can acknowledge that this is a good thing without feeling like it is an affront to my masculinity.

>not wanting your girl to cheat on you by fucking suck cocks of different dudes on a daily basis is now called being insecure
go be a cuck somewhere else

>Eww cooties!

Sorry but most girls you've kissed over the age of 20 have had another guy's dick in their mouth. Usually the girl has the courtesy to brush her teeth 2-3 times a day though so no big deal right?

Jesus, you nerds. You'll never be happy with anything but a chaste virgin who has nothing to compare you against. Try going to a church picnic I guess.

This desu

>buy the standard edition
how about just not buying shit games?

>tfw no trashy punk gf to facefuck as I please
At least I still have videogames

>you're probably a pretty chill dude.

Chill dude AKA non-confrontational nuce guy beta male cuck who stays at home and raises children who are not his own while his ''''''''girlfriend'''''''' fucks other men for a living

Yeah, a pretty chill dude indeed.

O brave new world, that has such people in it! :/

...

Because this is totally the same as being in a relationship with a hooker.

that game is just as disgusting as bad as the "girl" faggot OP posted

Watch dogs is a solid 7/10. stop letting pre release hype cloud you're perception

You're talking about a porn star not some random girl you idiot.

Girls like her are a dime a dozen.

>mfw white 16 year old Americans know more about Islam than my entire Egyptian family

pornstars can't love.
go watch Louis Theroux's 2-part documentary for some perspective.
Both male and female pornstars and their partners just can't deal with it.
There's a male pornstar that killed himself and an interview with his wife that was also a pornstar.
There's an interview with Kagney Linn Karter and her boyfriend where he suggests he doesn't think she should do a gangbang but she does it anyway with a lot of obvious tension despite him claiming to be cool with her being a pornstar.
And there's this other male pornstar that says he can't have a proper relationship because being a performer has fucked him up.

If you look up pornstar bios it's pretty much the same story for all of them, regardless of whether they date another performer or a normal person it always ends badly.

>a dime a dozen
I think you mean "diamond dozen"
But I know what you are trying to say.

in this doggy dog word who has time to google phrases before posting?

Yeah, you're right, tons of pornstars end up killing themselves.

>muh religion of piss
kill yourself mudslime

The dog is just watching.

wheres her tits?

No no, don't worry, you've convinced me that hard right wing nationalism is truly the most peaceful and moral belief system, deus vult and sieg heil and all that

This thread really corrected my record

>we want terrorists out of our country
vs
>our entire religion encourages terrorism

Gee I wonder which is more peaceful

Stay buttmad kafir.

>Shoots randomly
>Hits a gas tank
>Gas tank explodes and kills him

That's pretty neat.

It's true, I, my father, and all of my extended family are terrorists, we're all secretly cheering after every attack, and we spit on the kebabs we sell you kuffar. That's why I'm converting to Alt-Rightism, I can't bear this weight on my shoulders anymore. I hope Milo can find it in his heart to forgive me my sins

yeah if you think the end of Jaws could really happen.
youtu.be/NkhtTPU9KjM?t=52s

>Milo
Stopped reading right there

All of you are potential terrorists (because you practice a religion that encourages it), and most of you do cheer after every attack. Face it you people are the scum of the earth.

Is it a boy or a girl? When it comes with Ubisoft and Watch Dogs, you just can't tell anymore.

I am uh. Not going to buy either of those.

Oh I'm sure it is difficult. But all relationships are.

Keep in mind that a documentary shows you the story he thinks would be most compelling.

Well, what are you gonna do about it, cuckie?

we know for a fact that 15-25% of the 1.2 billion muslims on the planet are radicals, your rhetoric doesn't defeat numbers.

I mean, I'm more of a Stargate man myself.

There are people who get off on being cucked and love it, all a pornstar needs to do is find one for a partner.

You're telling me things I already know! I'm currently on twitter pretending to be a black man and doxxing SJWs AS WE SPEAK, how else can I prove I've turned over a new leaf?

Does it even matter anymore?

look up pornstar bios, they can't maintain relationships.
Siri was a "swinger" with her husband and was extremely popular.
She had to make a video explaining why she quit porn, even a swinger couldn't deal with that industry anymore.

It's worse now than it used to be too, it used to be that if someone did porn they could try to keep it somewhat hidden behind their alias.
Now with the internet and everything being documented that would be impossible.

>dishonored her body
>dishonored her body
>dishonored her body
Meanwhile, this fucking faggy-ass weeb.

From what pornstar is she inspired ?

Is this you?

Sorry, that post was from me, the new convert from Islam to alt right. Where did I go wrong? I'm still learning :)

>hijab
>mini-shorts

This is genius

>weeb
It's more like mudslime behavior

g-strings are so fucking trash.

No, I'm the one laughing at Democrats for electing a literal cuck named "Marquan DeShaundice," nice to see that my cover is so effective! These libtards won't know what hit em

sexism!

This woman is a national hero.

Sexually liberated islamic women will solve terrorism.

WD1 had its moments.

Yes.

christie mack

...

they aren't radicals, it's the wrong term to use

ISIS for example follows islamic doctrine by the book, they aren't "radicals", that's normative. Their books and islamic sources of their religions tell them to imitate muhammad, and the guy wasn't exactly a saint, he was a warlord who had sex slaves.

It's like calling christians who go to the church at sundays radicals.

Nope, jihadis are more like orthodox muslims because they follow the islamic law that demands Jihad. It's the doctrine, stupid.

When a bull decided to get ornery we'd tie the ring to his hind leg for a few hours. I wonder what her handler does when she decides to act up?

im french canadian, they're all psychotics.

It's that unique look, and no-bullshit attitude that gets me.

call them whatever you want, it doesn't change that there's hundreds of thousands of muslims that want to destroy western civilization.

Islam is a religion on peace, you bigot.

>unique look
lol

...

wow, you aren't supposed to say that! you're supposed to lie, asshole.

How do you do anal ironically?

I just want to pull those ugly fucking baubles out of her face.

Could you take your islamophobia elsewhere? UGH. Hillary needs to be elected ASAP.

Self-proclaimed Christian GWB (and later Obama) sent over 200,000 mostly Christian soldiers to Iraq and Afghanistan for basically no good reason. In addition to killing 100,000 "enemy combatants", low estimates from the DoD put the number of civilian non-combatant casualties at 70,000.

About 3K innocent Americans died on 9/11.

Shitty people all over.

man you must be high on drugs if you really believe what you just typed

try being "sexually liberated" anywhere in muslim-majority lands

Fuck, try being "sexually liberated" in european nations where there are the highest percentage of muslims in the population, and see how that works. Those people aren't open to discussion and negotiation, you know

I thought he beat her up because he was a roid raging psychopath in the making who secretly couldn't stand his spouse being a porn actress, they had a falling out and he pretty much ended her career the harshest way possible.

Afterwards the bitterness was so ripe, she put out a 50,000 bounty for him.

Yes brother, inshallah all western whores will share the same fate!

finally a webm of a core issue not a day 1 random bug

>he doesn't like the shaved side of the head look

It's hard to pull off but god do I love it. Every time I see it I just imagine how soft that hair must be and how nice it would be to gently run my finger tips across it.

Why so fucking salty, my kuffar friends? Is it because you won't go to paradise after you croak?

Reddit.

>try being "sexually liberated" anywhere in muslim-majority lands

Dude I know. They need to get over this bullshit like yesterday. It'll happen eventually. In the mean time, we get sexually frustrated young men who want to blow shit up.

It sucks.

>comparing a non-religious military decision with a religious terrorist movement by projecting what religion you think the participating soldier may have been
>basically no good reason
nice try.

>unique look
Nothing about a semi-buzzcut, gauges, visible tats and dyed hair is unique anymore.

there's no way these aren't yuropeons

>core issue
Seems like a humorous inconvenience that rarely ever happens

Context?

>thinking Europe cares about some irrelevant bullshit like Black Lives Dindu Nuffins
Americuck denial I see

neo-Black Panther/Malcom X shit isn't necessary when most of your Continent seems content with lying down and taking it.

The physics are always a house of cards.

>meanwhile watch dogs 2 (aka BLM: the game) is being made by french cucks
You don't only care, you embrace it. Cuckoldry to the max.

I didn't say it was religiously motivated. I'm making a point that shitty people come in all shapes and sizes.

So fucking assholes destroyed some buildings and killed 3,000 Americans. America responded with land invasions of two countries and violating the sovereignty of a third while bombing even more with drone strikes.

Hundreds of thousands dead, no fewer than two countries completely destabilized. All to get KSM and OBL. Oh yeah, and to find those "WMDs".

I'm not going to generalize all Americans based on the shitty things some of them do though. Many Americans I've met have been cool.

I'm eourpean and my first reaction to seeing that shit is "Well, we can't all be amazing at cotton picking simulator"

And most copies will be sold in Cuckmerica :^)

Except Islam will save Europe and the world. Niggers only ruin things.

If you know what you're getting into then you're a bitch to complain about it.

>Japanese make a lesbian character
>it's a girl who likes girls
>western devs make a lesbian character
>she looks like a man acts like a douchebag and her being a lesbian is her whole character

>watching theroux documentaries

Jesus, this is what Cred Forums has become

I want to deepthroat and facial abuse that slut.

They're DLC.

>issue
that was fucking hilarious.

Post your katana collection sempai.

Holy shit, are you alright?

are you legitimately talking shit about louis theroux?

get off my board pleb!

>Except Islam will save Europe and the world.
Run that one by me.

Blue eyes, retard.
Blue eyes/brown hair is a common combo among whites, it's only mudshit eyes that 100% bar you from being a real white.

Maybe you should stop fantasizing about dudes with buzzcuts blowing you and just shoot yourself with a gun.

In the head.

>that retard applying false dichotomy, as if you dislike Ubisoft's attention whore tattoo whore you're like a muslim
kek

CRAWLING

Keep telling yourself that, anglo trash.

looks like that porn actress that likes snakes and got beat up by her boyfriend

>it's another 'closeted christfag projects his insecurties on anonymous' episode

Not everyone can be saved of course.

well all japanese female characters are presumed to be lesbians until said otherwise.

No I mean, in what sense will Islam save the world?

anglo trash mostly has shit eyes, what point are you making

the japs think that the lesbian phase is just a normal part of growing up for girls and not real

which is why so much anime has girls groping each other but rarely dating

Because only mentally ill women actually date each other.

full pic/source?

Even with this, you can't hide BALD.

>piercings
>moles and freckles

And that's all you'll say. You know this shit makes her stronger, right? Not to mention she has a dedicated fanbase that loves her for her wit, beauty, and talent. You? You're just another dumbass hater trying to make an epic comment. And you failed hard, stupid hater.

>buying fucking Watch Dogs
Why would anyone do this?

Everybody knows she's not actually balding, stop getting baited so hard, you idiot fanboy.

...

I probably will in a few years since it looks interesting and enjoyable, despite issues.

Sheeeeit nigga, dat shits like dat inception shit, nigga!

Looks hilarious, I'll definitely get it when it's like $5.

thats a horrible character

>(aka BLM: the game)
you know, I never got the extreme paranoia over BLM. I mean how can people be that afraid of blacks?

People tend to be afraid of people who tend to be violent criminals, I don't know what's not to get.

>people who tend to be violent criminals
So you're afraid of every race or you can only think in generalizations due to your simple mind only being capable heuristics? well here's a (you) I guess. you poor soul

Blacks commit by far the most crimes, you're not fooling anyone nigger.

She's hot actually

Also who cares about WD ?

>giving retards (you)s
stop it, you'll only encourage their stupidity

Lads I got watch dogs free with my graphics card

I liked it. Assassins creed with hacking. Never understood the hate

Get the fuck outta here you fucking frog

Another nigger spotted

>autist user (you) fishing this hard.
Damn this is sad

It's just as bad as AC? Black Flag seems to be the only exception there. Otherwise, utter shit series.

Sister?

kill yourselves on the spot senpaitachi

Out of the way, bitch.

non-white detected

First post best post

french women are disgusting, nothing of value lost.

>Female protagonist in a Ubisoft game
Kek. As if.

>egyptians
>islamic
KEK. Real Egyptians aren't Islamic pieces of trash.

Egyptian here, this man speaks the truth

lot of us dont give a shit about religion, we're busy shouting at each other for no reason Kinda like Cred Forums

If Ubisoft wanted to be provocative they could set Far Cry 5 in the Middle East and have a female protagonist liberating cities from ISIS and other Islamic groups. It would be Persepolis with guns.

hows the government?

Not any more than most women to be honest. Certainly not as vile as american women

>Ubisoft
>provocative
lol
They had a game with Karl Marx as some good guy, they're the epitome of Politically Correct videojuegos.

what government?

Really? Then what the fuck is all that shit with the Copts then?

ha we did a number on you guys.

its literally "Merely Pretending": the happening

watch dogs got shit on way too hard, its actually a pretty damn good game

yes it got downgraded to shit but ubisoft do that to literally every game, its still has good gameplay

its up there with sleeping dogs in the gta clone category

To be fair, the way Westerners make lesbians is more realistic. The Japanese way is to satisfy male fantasy. Real lesbians aren't exciting.

>most
>still elects Muslim Brotherhood

This, nobody talks about how islam conquered parts of the world by force.

Iran or Persia was not islamic, they had other religions in there, conquered.

Pakistan and Afghanistan were mostly buddhist, Turkey was christian, Egypt was majority christian.

For people who cry about being refugees some bearded people surely have zero tolerance for anyone who isn't a part of their cult.

he's talking about the first one

only in terms of flaws i put it on level with sonic adventure

>french canadian is mixed background
are you okay?

>implying our vote matters

>hijab
>hotpants

theres nothing more disgusting than seeing a girl who mutilated her face with piercings and gauges, tattoos are just the icing on the shit cake

way to ruin your face you stupid fuck, im sure you will not regret that in the future

what went right?

>clipping
>that foot
>literally no lighting

what a waste of time

The main story and characters suck complete ass, same as Sleeping Dogs actually, but if you ignore all that and just do the side missions and shit yeah, it can actually be a pretty fun game. But then I haven't played any of the other "Ubisoft formula" games since Assassin's Creed 2 so it could just be it hasn't worn as thin for me as it has for everyone else.

>buying anything from SJWSoft

I won't even take it if it's free

Nothing. Left is a guuuurl gamer slut who is trying to seem nerdy and pander to betas so she can feel good about herself.

Right is how an actual woman into hacking would look, but she's ugly as sin and makes you want to hit her for that smug face.

Both are awful. Awful.

Yep.

i know what you mean, id rather kill myself than play another fucking AC game, they are literally ALL THE EXACT SAME GAME

>ubisoft
>SJWSoft

You are talking about the company that when criticized by the gaming press for allowing gamers to commit "hate crimes" told the press "We aren't changing a thing. Fuck off."

Is she culturally appropriating the hijab to make a fashion statement? That's really problematic.

lel, they didn't do shit because they are too lazy.

And that shit won't prolly be in watchdogs 2

>Karl Marx dindu nuffin in Syndicate
>OUR GAME WAS MADE BY A DIVERSE MULTICULTURAL PANSEXUAL GENDERFLUID GROUP, WE WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE IF ANY LIFEFORM FEELS OFFENDED BY OUR GAMES
>not a leftard propaganda central

Feels good to know this degenerate whore got what she deserved. I wouldn't feel this way about girls without tattoos, piercings and weird punk hair.

>Umaru vs Tomoko

I love how that webm just shows random bugs that will never affect the actual gameplay parts.
I played the game and as a sandbox its pretty decent.
The only bad thing was the plot. Everything else was great.

someone post the source, google gives me nothing

>uPlay

I haven't played Syndicate so I don't know how he behaves in that, but RL Karl Marx really didn't do anything wrong. He was just a philosopher who wrote some stuff. Getting angry at him is like getting angry at Plato for his republic.

Confirmed retard
Dylan Phoenix will always be perfect then.

The game was so hilarious I have an entire folder of funny webms of WD. I'm not the user you quoted though

Welcome to the this oppressive Chicago future, where you can't have fun in vidya anymore.

>random bugs that don't affect gameplay
>can't climb into places because of invisible walls, have to hack the gates or shoot your way in

I enjoyed the first watch dogs more than GTAV desu

Why would I want to play as Christy Mack? I would rather play as Warmachine.

As an American tourist. I visited all of Canada. Toronto and Montreal were filled with kind people.

Quebec, while clean, were filled with some of the worst human beings I have ever met. They looked normal, but every last one of them were rude.

I don't mean simply perceiving them as rude, I mean, they were talking shit in French rude, due to them thinking I couldn't understand them.

>RL Karl Marx really didn't do anything wrong. He was just a philosopher who wrote some stuff. Getting angry at him is like getting angry at Plato for his republic
You clearly don't know who Karl Marx was. Marx was the guy who fucked his maid and the son he had with her, he didn't even allow him to leave the basement and sit at the table with him, treating him like a subhuman. His entire theory was already refuted by many like Von Mises.

Maybe I should post some of his poems, they're some work of art, about how he wants to be worshiped and to become a god while he feels the smell of sulfur. I'm not making this up.

When the FBI reports that 85% of violent crimes in America are committed by blacks, it's not paranoia or baseless fear, it's called watching your back so you don't end up a statistic.

>When the FBI reports that 85% of violent crimes in America are committed by blacks

Except the FBI doesn't report that. Look it up yourself, it's on their website.

They also strongly caution the figures they have are from voluntary submission from law enforcement and should not be treated as accurate national figures.

so the situation is far worse, got it

Your ability to read is impaired.

Shhh you don't need to say anything smart on Cred Forums. We all are deluded with our own opinion user

>blacks aren't the most violent people in america

HE 8 THE B8!!!

No one bought that shit, remember this
>it's PC who cares
>her tits were between b-c before the boobjob
fuark

hello islam didnt see you come in

Her name is stupid and hard to say.

How hard is it to say "dumb nigger lesbian"? You've a mouth fulla rocks, don't ya mate?

Wow 85% of people who commit violent crimes are B L A C K! Distrust black people! You can't be this retarded. You can't be.

Note: I'm not saying to trust black people. I'm black and don't generally trust black people. But the reasoning for that isn't based in fucking crime stats. It's based on local stats and local experiences. I've met a lot of community-minded black people who would give their life for God and Country. I've also met a shitload of blacks who are selfish pricks not unlike the autists on Cred Forums. It's a matter of the people around you, not crime stats.

Why do all the protagonists in watch dogs look like blacklivesmatter supporters?