Gamer Red Flags

>NSMB is their favorite 2D Mario Game

It's not a bad game, it's just that SMB3 is better.

>gamer

>they play anime shit

>his entire music library is mostly videogame soundtracks

>I know the person is a 'gamer' and they've taken it upon themselves to let me know what their 'favourite' is

I don't think i'd ever hang out with someone that did this

>I love Fallout 3

Fucking /THREAD
Anyone that calls himself a "Gamer" these days is a gigantic red flag to begin with

>entire is mostly

>I play games for the story!

This is me. Fight me, faget.

>Calling other video game players "gamers"

Biggest red flag of all.

When looking at their library as a whole, not individual playlists, it is mostly vidya soundtracks. Better?

>Plays mobas
Or even worse
>Considers mobas good games.

>I watched the LP

>game enthusiast gets triggered at vocabulary

>they like Bioshock better than Half Life

>he once broke gaming hardware out of anger

Anyone that tries to justify playing on easy mode.

but half life is legitimatelly dull

Someone went to effort of making that pic

I play easy mode on games where difficulty changes nothing other than enemy health/damage. Or when hard mode just means no fun (less item drops/less money/no saving/etc)

SS2 > Half Life.

>when he speaks on mic, he speaks as if his teammates are his minions

>they think Mario Sunshine is better than Mario 64

even if it was, bioshock is much duller

and before labeling the post a shit one, allow to expand. Which game mechanics would you rather prefer: having to tank all the damage and overwhelm the enemy with SMG bullets first OR having a dozen of various tools (that are varied not just in DPS, but how differently enemies react to each one) at your disposal and YOU are to decide, which ones and at precisely which moment to use them.

>Can't articulate why he likes/hates a game beyond "It's fun/shit"
>Parrots reviewer opinions word for word without alteration
>Parrots Cred Forums
The last one is a dealbreaker.

>Things I Don't Like: The Thread

>he has to let everyone know in the server about his alternate lifestyle
>his steam avatar is cropped porn
>his IGN is some edgy pun

>I love league of legends :D

>favorite game is oot

Only correct answer

Also meme shit games

>he masturbates to porn of videogame characters from games he has never played

I happen to like League of Legends and Ocarina of Time is actually my favorite game of all time. What now?

>"There's nothing wrong with gimmicks"

Basically the ultimate red flag as a Nintendo fan. It's essentially an admittance to either complete denial or ignorance to reality. Unfortunately they seem to be both lately to a disturbing degree, so much so that It's hard as fuck for me to say i'ma fan anymore considering how far off the deep end that company and its fanbase have gone.

That reality is that Gimmicks and reliance on such completely derailed Nintendo's quality and standards, and honestly if you cant see that you're probably too underage to ever get the difference between modern casual Nintendo, and the Nintendo that was for everyone before.

uh, yeah?.. what's wrong with that?

>he'll drop a game when he gets stuck instead of looking up a guide

>That pic
What is this supposed to be? Because I swear thats me, b-b-but I'm not a qt grill.

I have no idea what those pics are supposed to represent

They are mocking girls that identify as "nerds" or "gamers"

Yeah. And Super Mario World. And Mario 2. And Super Mario Land 2. And even the other NSMB games.

Oh wait.