"A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad,"

Christ, ground beef has to be thoroughly cooked. You can't compare it to steak.

>Well done master race

You're just a pleb with no taste.

This was a statement made before patching games was common. Now you actually can improve on a game post - release.

>Bioshack Infinite turned out pretty well

HAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHA

I can't have anything other than rare. How else could you taste the blood?

Rare steak is a fashion statement. I don't believe anybody actually likes rare steak. It tastes like meat with loose change stuffed inside.

Not entirely. Look at Assassin's Creed Unity. Even after half a dozen major patches, the games fundamental battle system is flawed.

>zero fucking marbling of any kind
shit cuts of beef

>food analogies

kill yourself

>steak
That's not steak. That's rare ground beef, the most patrician kind of ground beef.

Mother 3

Medium is the only good.

Everytime you smirk Ken Levine cries

hasn't he given himself food poisoning like, 10 times? why isnt he dead?

I'm just talking about meat in general. I'm convinced people only order bloody meat so they can feel uppity about liking something gross only to tell others they don't have a 'sophisticated palette' or some shit like that

> I don't like your comparison so you should stop being on the planet that I'm on bleh
That's what you sound like

You got a source on that video? I tried to find out whether that was cherry filling or really blood,.

>but a rushed game is forever bad

SSBM had an eight month development time with devs going on overtime every week and the game is still played to this day.

so no, I personally don't believe it.

>food analogies

I bet you think beer tastes bad too and that people who like ale actually don't like it and drink it to look cool

>Blue Rare

Have you ever had a rare to medium rare steak? It's much, much more tender than any medium+ cooked steak and tastes better on top of it. Don't fall for the worms meme, if there are maggots in your steak then it's rotten in the first place, and even cooking it wont remove the toxins.

>Cred Forums suddenly hates food analogies
What happened?

>Cred Forums suddenly likes foot analogies
What happened?

youtu.be/eO6e5k6Vvnc?t=276

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That's what's wrong with Cred Forums

>chuck steak
>steak

Put the fork down fatty.

Jack is fucking hypocrite.

His undercooked stuff: "Oh, look how juicy and moist it is." and then there's this video:

youtube.com/watch?v=paBu8zlZbt4

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I want to EAT that meat

>lunch with friends
>one guy orders a steak
>rare
>glance over as we eat
>he has it in his hands and is tearing away at it like an animal because the raw meat is so tough and chewy
>plate covered with JOOCE and looks like someone bled a goat on it
>didn't finish it so he took it home
>disgustedly ask him how the fuck he could like such a thing
>he just tells me its good
fucking disgusting

even the people who love beer the most will tell you alcohol tastes like absolute shit. its bitter and gross and literally no one likes it. they drink for the flavor of the drink aside from the alcohol because eventually you get used to it just like everything else and start tuning it out.

youre not a big boy just cause you eat raw meat and drink beer. youre also not a sophisticated adult for drinking coffee black, so dont try to pull that card

Somebody post more

im on the verge of orgasm

this is literally bait

there is nothing wrong with eating a steak medium well

Blue rare master race reporting in.

>tfw I like beer, rare steak & my coffee black
Don't knock it till you try it.

>its a shitter trying to shitpost about his endless projecting of cynicism and depression shitposting on Cred Forums because he's an unhappy little faggot who has no life

>this guy

I know this guy is a retard and often shitposted with on /ck/, but seriously cook your fucking hamburger. Steak you can get away with Rare because it was always handled as one piece of meat so cooking the outside makes it safe. Ground beef is different, if you want it less cooked you have to turn the temperature down and let it cook a super long time so it's even, but you still never want it red.

Food analogies are like milk. They go off after a while.

Witcher 2's combat system was significantly improved by a post-release patch.

ACU sucking is entirely due to bad devs.

how's worms in your lungs?

I'd have to buy a fucking meatgrinder if I actually wanted to eat this here since no restaurant will do this. I should visit the states sometime.

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thanks for ruining it faggot

>human and a gorilla share the last pie.gif

You can do this if you freshly grind it yourself right before cooking.

But you can't know it's rotten in a restaurant.
Better safe than sorry. Medium

I wish I could do this for Halloween
> hairy as fuck

or your taste buds are broken

hey fuck you. if you saw him eating that shit you wouldve been grossed out too

???

I understand this mindset but your goat friend doesn't account for everything

i see you'd enjoy some early release of Stalker SoC then

Is there a more overrated meat than steak? Pork, lamb, anything has more flavour. The only thing more tasteless is plain chicken, and at least nobody has an autistic shitfit if you want to cook it differently.

I'm a well done man

You mean beef? Steak is a cut if meat.

video games

>eating uncooked meat
What are you, some fucking savage?

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>the best steak is one that is only a little bit overcooked and ruined

All meat is like that. That's why people season it, marinate it, smoke it, whatever. I like it with mustard on the side.

TELL ME WHERE I CAN GET THIS

I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT EXPENSES

I'll agree that it's overrated, but a good steak is a great thing to have every once in a while. I think steak is just entering memehood, like bacon was 10 years ago.

>Literal mouth breaths
>That shitty stache
>Eating mayo by the spoon and dipping the spoon back in

I hate Joe.

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The best meat is perfectly seasoned and cooked spicy fried fish. I don't even like seafood but god damn.

>alcohol tastes like absolute shit. its bitter and gross and literally no one likes it

Looks like little baby only tried fast processed American alcohol.

There is a MASSIVE difference between real beer and beer owned by Jew companies to mass produce and ship out.

Someone explain to me what's with Americans and pickles.

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>Joe
It's Jack, pleb.

Your brain is broken

Random question, but hows vietnamese coffee? Looks pretty nice when made fresh. I might be wrong though

Except done right its not ruined at all buddyboi

They're crunchy
But I don't eat pickles so idk

>comparing development time with cooking meat
fantastic analogy OP

This all looks fucking gross. Everything looks soggy, wet and poorly cooked despite being carbonized on the outside.

It's an instant spicy/salty/tangy flavor addition.

alcohol is not beer

pickles are good.

All shit meat is like that, thats why game meat is the best, lots of flavor.

When he said that, internet-based patching wasn't available. It'd be a shitty cartridge that can't be updated. Dlc also didn't exist.

Same thing applies to other alcohol products as well.

Name me one game that sucked because it was rushed out, and was then completely overhauled after release and didn't suck
you can't
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Imagine if you were served your favorite meal every single day. No matter how much you like it, you just get sick of it eventually.

that banh mi looks fucking delicious

Same goes for spirits. All the 'elite whiskey drinkers' look down on anybody who doesn't enjoy the taste and feel of fucking battery acid going down their throat.

Pickles are a bit of a palate cleanser, similar to eating pickled ginger with sushi. Eating something over and over causes the law of diminishing returns - meaning the 5th bite you take of something is much less tasty than the first. Eating a bite of pickle sort of neutralizes that buildup of flavor, allowing your next bite to taste much better.

Can't have 100% alcohol fella

Fallout: New Vegas. It was nearly unplayable during the first couple months.

>carbonized

>food analogies

This man is the master of his domain.

You guys need to learn some down home American cooking.

Pure art

>I don't like something so I can't fathom how anyone else would

You are not actually the center of the universe, user. Hate to break it to you.

>tfw the only fish I'll ever eat is fried fish from some restaurant called Luby's

But was that because bugs, a lack of playtesting, or a fundamenally flawed game design? What was fixed?

>never really tasted whiskey
>get a chance to drink some good whiskey
>it was good
No 50y of experience required to like a good drink.

it's just an egg sandwich

>not on a stick

Can confirm. I have had pretty decent scotch in my time. And the difference is basically "wow this doesn't make me want to vomit when I drink it." It's never actually tastes good and anyone who says that is a pretentious bullshitter.

You're a fucking idiot child, user. You've never even tasted quality whiskey/whisky, have you?

nothin like a nice deep fried beretta

Your tastes != everyone else's tastes

There's literally nothing wrong with food analogies.

If you don't like your steak rare, you might as well just go full vegetarian. Fucking herbivores.

I would like to point out due to some shitposting of these webms on Cred Forums there was a very interesting (and accurate) discussion on cast iron pans on Cred Forums a few weeks ago. Alas a mod moved it to /ck/ where naturally the thread dided because /ck/ is a terrible place to discuss food and pans.

See also: come to Cred Forums for porn, not vidya.

Medium is the sweet spot for me.

If you dont hunt your meat you might as well not eat at all fucking sissys

Ethanol is a toxin that the human body tries to reject at nearly every stage of its consumption. The first being the reaction of your taste buds. At the levels whiskey and other spirits contain, the best you can hope to do its cover up its flavor. You're never gonna make it taste good.

Good spirits (read: rum) taste smooth and will not reveal to the drinker that thewy are 40% plus. Alas most people drink swill marketed as quality.

Exception: vodka - vodka tastes like acid no matter how refined it is so get the cheapest high percentage stuff you can and mix it unless you are russian.

Pic semi-related, some very nice rum for reasonable money.

THICKER, THICKER

cool dogfood bro

This thread is making me hungry. Guess I'm staying up late to cook something.

God tier bait

Cast iron pans are such bullshit you can't just use them. Everyone has some crazy complicated opinion for how you need to treat them or else you "ruin" it. You have to season it a certain way, and heat it a certain way, and only cook specific things, and cook them a certain way, and then you have to clean them a REALLY certain way. Fuck that shit.

No user
It's HIS egg sandwich

You're one of those waterfags, aren't you?

I've noticed that people with shit taste in general don't seem to realize other people may not actually have shit taste. I mean, their taste might be inferior to mine, but I do acknowledge that they've simply had the bad luck of being born with crappy taste buds.

Your mother should have rejected you when you were still an embryo.

You can't eat video games.
Or well done steak for that matter.

>Have 100% ethanol in the lab
>Safe for consumption
>Slightly wonder what it would taste like (probably terrible)