Half Life Thread

could be, but they barnacles also have a long tentacles that pull in the player

No, Mr. Friendly's arms look pretty different. The model is actually in Half-Life's files, so you can look up close if you need to. Modders and Sven Coop mappers often put him and the other scrapped enemies into the game.

I know they aren't Mr. Friendly, but I was thinking that the Advisors' deadly tentacle thing was a retooling of that concept. The thing is creepy. It's just a tentacle that penetrates right into the spine and kills you.

Could be I suppose. But I'd say it's a little bit of a stretch to assume that old design had anything to do with it unless someone in the know says otherwise.

This is fake. Gabe had nothing to do with the development of Half-Life.

It's kind of stupid to imply a male not wanting to be emasculated by an alien tentacle is any kind of homophobia.

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Must be the one room without any ferns.

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>alyx pulls down pants
>bush of ferns

Don't leave me...

Mods are asleep, post bridges and ferns.

Every single half life thread gets ruined by this shit

>Gabe had nothing to do with the development of Half-Life.

they have to be working on it.

they are literally doing nothing else.

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except making money from doing nothing

>playing transmissions: element 120
>holy crap this is getting good
>end

it´s like a giant dick worm that uses a horse penis as weapon

and they did with that is kill a crippled black so that latino girl could drop a tear before credits. what a shit game

seriously though

>post-apocalypse bush
fucking delicious

Should have made the Gravity Gun not do damage and let you use it unlimited

please no

If it really was made by one guy, seems like he should have recruited a few mappers to help. What an abrupt ending.

"ur a faget"

OH YES

is that airplane made of diamonds?

Yes.

I think the ferns keep it together.

Seems to me a lot like the brain bug from the Starship Troopers (movie). Also an alien sucking out your brain/guts with a tentacle is not exactly a new sci-fi idea.

Funny fact: combine advisors have a larvae model that was never used in the games, they have little limbs which implies they were quadruped at some point, wheter it is scrapped content or something that was going to be used in a future game is unknown.

C I N E M A T I C

man_holding_stopsign.jpg

>HUE HUE HUE, ME LOVE GORDUN FREEDMAN, HUE

Why did they make Alyx look less black?

FULLY

>"Did I leave the oven on?"

What are you talking about?

MODELED

They just straight up replaced her with Adriana Lima.

>were a quadruped
it means they will become a quadruped though

VAGINA

PENIS

You're not familiar with the concept of vestigial limbs, I take it.

Coming from a modeller and texture artist in the industry - not kidding - it's random and not a language. If you look - no two symbols repeat. It's just a design.

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good point, and very interesting

but why

Because of the FERNS

what the fuck

Post the enormous bridge that stretches away to nowhere

>ferns growing up a building like moss

kek

>We can give alyx a fully modeled vagina
>but no one can give her a happy trail

The fog makes it extra cinematic.

>captcha bridges

FERNS
FERNS
FERNS

I'd sacrifice draw distance too, if it meant just a few more ferns.

I'm really curious what its attatched to. Someone needs to download this and show me both ends of that fucking bridge.

i can't even think about fully modeled vaginas anymore, every time i think about hl2 i just remembered that we'll never get to see what happens next, FUCK

>That one fucking truck is straight out of STALKER

What.

I mean, she's hot. She just looks nothing like Alyx.

Just looking at these couple pictures makes me think the modders really didn't understand the very obvious dystopian theme the original game was going for. At the very least, Alyx most likely wouldn't have those hip, trendy glasses, her hair done up, or whatever the fuck that bizarre outfit is supposed to be.

I mean I was like 14 or 15 when I played HL2 but it wasn't a mystery to me why everyone was wearing raggedy, stained clothing.

man the feels when gordon got revenge bros!

haha cant believe episode 3 is 5 years old already!

kill me

>she's hot

Has anyone who worked on the mod ever addressed this? It's so much work put into something that most people aren't going to see, but then there's shit like

>half life 3 will be a massive dissapointment if it even comes out

If you wouldn't put your dick between those lips you're fucking gay and retarded, end of story.

He looks like a fuckin' tranny.

>it's been 18 millennia
>my computer is a black monolith from the future
>HL2 still can't alt tab without shitting itself and trying to take the whole pc down with it

Sure, if I wouldn't get any STDs
She looks like a fucking back alley whore.

Just admit to being an autistic virgin who's never been outside

F U L L Y

it's a ripper model from Poser or something along those lines

It's an old soviet truck. HL2 uses a lot of old soviet vehicles. Stalker uses a lot of old soviet vehicles. Coincidence? I think not.

What are you on about?
Normal women don't have such exaggerated lips.

GIVE ME AN F
GIVE ME AN E
GIVE ME AN R
GIVE ME AN N
GIVE ME AN S

MODELED

your anime women don't have lips, period.

youtube.com/watch?v=J4hft34WRYw

probably the best song from half life

Do I have to start busting out normie book pictures?

>whining about "normies"
>muh "normal" women

you're already doing whatever you want, I can't stop you

>those bloated salmon lips

Don't think that he actually made a single thing in that mod, it's all just ripped from various places and mashed together.

I know it's pretty unlikely (because it'd make no real sense), but I get a vague Nihilanth vibe from this

>HL2 still can't alt tab without shitting its its its its its its its its its
>DING

Just hearing a song like this reminds me of how nothing's ever going to be cool again.
Think of the content and ideas people used to realize.

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>tfw HL2 introduced you to the Trabant

"half life 3 will never be released"

here we go again. dripping vaginas any minute now.

>not fucking Vortal Combat

youtube.com/watch?v=lcFdB1lTIRA

Any non-wireframe pics of that "modeled vagina"?

POST WEBM

FUCKING EQUIPPED, DANGEROUS, AREA 51

Okay, quick googling reveals there are no proof and this was known for month kek

usual bullshit

What?

why does eli look like mike tyson

There is no proof that wireframe shot belongs to "new" Alyx model.

I suffered through few rebbit threads with thousands comments to learn that. Each one of them contained request to share proof and none were shared and nobody really knew where is this from and how to check manually.

Basically it is bullshit.

>how to check manually.
you open the fucking model in any game it's in (hl2, gmod, SFM, whatever) or in the fucking source SDK, and you enable wireframe mode

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MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Sure, why don't you do it then? Why won't you post the results?

Oh right it is because there are no such models in that mod.

>some fag has big enough hateboner for the mod to even write autistic article and make bullshots
>dig deeper into it
>find out it is indeed a bullshot and there is no source on it or any proof to back it up
>geez I won't what could it mean

literally waste of mine and google's time

give me a link to the model

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>give me a link to the model

Are you fucking with me right now retard?

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We mass effect now?

The Combine Advisor is Valve
Eli is the Half Life series
They knew

The last good fakefactory version was 4.0

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wow that looks really bad

who thought this looked good in any way?

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Yeah, and real women don't have lips that big either.
You both lose nerds.

post God-tier OST
Still remember year 2000 and this shit rocking me when through those laser labs
youtube.com/watch?v=0BkHICB4eJs

Nigga, she's black. Black people have exaggerated lips.

My lips are bigger and I'm male and not a negro.
People(women) say it looks good and fits my face.

Check mate!

I want to take that out back and give it both barrels

Post a picture then.
If i want to stick my dick in them then you have a valid point.

If not your just blustering

You'll want to do it anyway because you are a tremendous faggot

I'd bet you'd like that you little sissy bitch

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>that revealing bra

I don't recall original having it. What mod?

I played with the model before.
Pretty much vanilla HL2 but this model.
Not really proud or disappointed in myself.

fixd

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There were some in game noclip webms doesn't anyone have it
It even fucking drips occasionally

>making up stuff on anonymous imageboard

to what end

>it's now been longer between now and HL2 coming out than the time between HL1 and 2 coming out

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>DR>BREENS PRIVATE RESERVE
you are now aware that a Valve artist originally typed that out by holding shift instead of caps lock, and upon realising his error, thought it looked good and kept it
>either that or was trying to greentext

>that anus

Who gives a fuck? Game is dead and will never be released cause valve can't live up to the hype.

There you go faggot. They look weird close up and you have to see the rest of my face. It fits because I have quite feminine features.

Also, cheapo tablet cam, not shaved and I just woke up. Now, let me suck your boipussy!

autistic fanabse is the reason game will never exist

More like it was typed by an intern in another country.

Or maybe it was intentional, because even with capslock DR.BREEN has no space in it.

Also, all the soda cans themselves have >B on the side.

maybe it's an angry face with oldschool glasses, like the ones Kleiner has

yeah, it's an angry Dr. Kleiner

Nice lips you little queer, can't wait to feel them around my shaft.

Post your tongue too, open your mouth like your whoring for a scoop of ice cream.

The advisors are pretty notably phallic though.
And that veiny tentacle with a bulbous head?
Wouldn't surprise me to learn the sexuality was a direct inspiration.

>because even with capslock DR.BREEN has no space in it.
>type DR> BREEN
>valve employee Gabriel Newhauer thinks "damn that looks tight. but it needs something more"
>delete the space
>thinks "I graduated graphic design for this, baby"

FF made many MANY diffrent versions of alyx.

why do they all look so much worse than the vanilla alyx?

>>FF when they made this model

No I'm pretty sure that truck is directly from stalker, the style of texture work is uncanny and it's noticeably lower poly.

>still not a single one with pubic hair

Because despite throwing more polygons and higher resolution textures at it they fail to actually improve anything. It's a somewhat creepy German modder's idea of what's 'hotter', which mainly seems to be trashy sluts and tranny porn stars in weird sci-fi BDSM gear.

Basically they were humans before letting technology take over their lives

Good theory, The combine is actually future humans. I like it.

Fuck Valve for leaving me hanging

[citation needed]

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I mean, don't stop.

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>the combine only have inter-universal teleportation, not in-universe teleporters
>they're evolved humans from another earth in another universe that have been invading other universes sliders style

ERIC????

Hey, it's Ronnie's roommate.

Post YFW it's been nearly ten years since the Orange Box

I think that's a belly button.

feeling old, user?

It has been longer between Episode 2 and now than it has between Episode 2 and the original Half-Life.

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>Everything about this

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I'd shove my penis in her mouth,if you know what I mean

what did he mean by that?

>MESA
More like ME SA HORNY

>now
Been like that for a couple of years now, mate.

>Womb armour

>People have actually played through all Half-Life 2 things
wut

>The shoulderpads

Fuck that face model could actually work if they gave it the normal Alyx body

There's only 3 games and 2 of them are very short.
Oh and one tech demo.

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OO RUMP-O'-SMOOTH-SKIN

>AYYYYY FREEMAN BADA BING BADA BOOM ASHES

This is the very first picture I made for Cred Forums, in March 2008.

>there are people in this thread who have only been on Cred Forums since 2008

Fuck I feel old

>pepe looks more crudely drawn after 2012

Has anybody even e-mailed that fat fuck about HL3 anymore?

I think I started coming to Cred Forums on a regular basis in 2007.
But that was my first "OC".

He stopped replying. I miss Gaben's emails.

I've been here since 2006 and even back then I felt like I discovered Cred Forums too late...

youtube.com/watch?v=DBzuYNK95sM

I like how 2012 went slightly off model with the head being taller, and gave him glistening eyes to elicit a teary expression, which 2014 took as reference for the real deal.

y-you would ask her out on a date?

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>its possible to be so bad at modding that you make character models that look less human than 12 years ago

did she attach circuit boards to her belly?

let's not forget the pussy drip particle effect it features that drips every few seconds. Technology 10/10

youtube.com/watch?v=StV_luttG0A
that moment when you escaped ravenholm finally..

8 years is pretty long for Cred Forums

>you'll never get to kill the fuck out of those things
>Valve will never stop being lazy assholes

I've visited Cred Forums since about 2004 but never posted anything until about 2008. When I first heard of it, it was mostly incomprehensible to me. I came on occasionally usually via links from forums or YTMND, or one of the guys at my new job who started telling me about all the fucked up shit people would post on Cred Forums.

I didn't really start getting it and enjoying it until about 2007, when I really got into gaming again and liked the fast pace and acerbic discussion on Cred Forums

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woah it's almost like you're a fucking moron who's never stepped foot outside

you could say that the ending was a mindfuck

that picture right here proves once again, that game engine without solid art direction is nothing

Brother, that looks pretty hentai.

>don't look, or you'll be left with cliffhanger for eternity

this is worst dick move in history of gaming, i can't understand how valve is not boycotted for this shit

>Am I kawaii, uguu?

>Mans jawline
>Plastic enlarged lips
>Receding hairline from high testosterone
>Not just makeup but photoshopped to make face look smoother

You were saying?
Fucking retard

I honestly use that model in replays too

i.imgur.com/6K5v3QU.jpg
webmshare.com/play/OGEYn

As far as FF goes, using only their new textures/materials on top of the base game makes it look pretty nice

>I love you dad!

Merle Dandridge put out a helluva performance.

Post the webm of it dripping

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>tfw no Combine Assassin gf

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