Opponent runs towards you with katana

Block it with my memeshield then keep going in his meemface not doing anymeme but meme. Then unleash the meme in my meme but only twice so he cant meme me with the meme ring.
Keep the meme up and the meme cant meme you with his japanese meme anymeme.

Your welcome

teleport behind him

>welcome
not welcomeme

you're not worth all the memes, son. You failed us all

Fug :D

WHAT???....NO WAY

>dark souls pvp
>use a lag switch and use some exploit harder than the other player

epic

parry right before and right after his attack because I have terrible timing

parry into hornet ring riposte and point down emote

Hornet ring was a mistake.

whip out your dick

everything but parrying it, i cant do that shit

/thread

Joke's on him, I'm wearing plate armor and his peasant cutter can't get through. At least in good games, so not Dark Shits pick any number you like, they're all garbage.

If you don't play to win, you shouldn't be playing.

I always wished more games implemented half swording and punished sword hacking fags by doing nothing more than a minor depletion of their opponenets stamina.

picking this game up for the first time in 3-5 months. is the caestus still a good lightweight parry tool or should i look into something else? also, can somebody tell me just what the hell happened to simple infusions + empty MP bar + weapon arts? do i need the minimum amount of mp to cast weapon arts or can i still use them at 1mp?

You need the correct amount of mana now, effectively making simple useless outside of farron dart spam.

Well my whole strategy with my whip is to charge up, roll away and whip so katanafags make that more difficult. But if you use the witch's locks' weapon art katana fags shit themselves and don't know what to do

I'd get hit by the phantom range.

>pull out washing pole against a washing pole faggot
>win trades
>mess up and instead or damaging weapon art parry him when he is at 10 hp
>it works
>riposte
and
>play against the dude who is only doing running attacks with katana
>also pretty laggy
>almost killed me
>go for the first and last parry
>it works
>riposte
>win and clap
best feelings ever

but on the serious note, just get the shield and block

call him weeb

Perseverance and kill him

Obviously make sure my rear is well guarded. I don't want him teleporting behind me and saying "psshh nothin personnel, kid" after all.

...

Correction, you only need half of it. Still useless.

>opponent runs towards you with 2kat

Fuck off cdprdrone.

not sure why you are bringing up cdpr.