Why do you personally like Touhou, Cred Forums?

Why do you personally like Touhou, Cred Forums?

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Porn.

I don't, it's MLP tier

Cute girls

dumb secondaries

get out

Now that's a weird Touhou OP

What's with the sudden influx of 2hu on Cred Forums?

Anyway, for those of you here aged 18-23 or so, I'm curious how you got into it. I'm a 30 year old wizard so I got into it when it was the current meme series after the IOSYS videos, and found out the games were actually fun and got to work 1cc'ing them, but that was a very long time ago.

Oh, and for OP's question, these days I still like it for the music remixes, even though I think the best character designs were mostly from EoSD through SA.

i like dodging bullets and the doujins are choice

>Anyway, for those of you here aged 18-23 or so, I'm curious how you got into it
it's only been posted on every Cred Forums board every day for every year now

t. 18 yr old who started browsing in 2009 and got into 2hu a few years ago

Good music and cute girls.

How do I get into Touhou?

Play the games.

Cirno is an ice fairy!
Cirno is a nice fairy!

First post does it again. Alice best girl.

people who use anime reaction pictures have 1/3 the importance of a normal person

Just get Perfect Cherry Blossom and play it. Some people will tell you to start at EoSD but I think PCB is the best game to start with if you're not sure if you'll like it or not. EoSD was a bit rough, you can go back and play it after if you liked PCB. I may also be biased because a lot of my favorite tracks are from PCB.

I can dig the games but I never understood why people like the characters so much. They only get a few lines and appear like once. The dialogue is pretty much the same every time: "I won't let you pass" "NO U"

How about to read the literatue?

More room for your personal headcanon. Official information about characters are chains that limit how they can act in fan material.

ZUN's shitty art also lets fanartists show off and draw in different styles, since virtually anything is an improvement.

exactly
The main games are simple boring bullet hell because ZUN can only make that. But the characters has so much potential people can't stop making porn or better games out of them.

I like the memes and cute pictures. Don't care much for the games.
Now watch me squish this spider.

Touhou has plenty of official and literature and manga.
Go read those.

the games are really fun and i like the fandom content
2hu is becoming popular again with normies this is the end ;_;

Porn.

2hu doujins are literally gods gift to mankind.

Actually the same way as you, a couple of IOSYS videos got on my suggestions and then I started listening to arrangements and the soku ost a lot. Eventually picked up the games and now I'm working on 1cc'ing them.

Cute girls, and a zoo of retards like >352201696 whenever the games are discussed.

because I enjoy grinding the same fucking bosses because Im a huge masochist who isn't good at games but enjoys taking the massive lunatic schlong into his ass

I actually really like the dumb in game banter, the murderous litle brats really crack me up.

my first experience with 2hu was 7 years ago on middle school when my classm8 showed a video of SA stage 6 lunatic. I only saw it as balls to the walls hard game then

2 years ago I actually got into the games trough some 2hu threads on Cred Forums and proceeded to get my first 1cc on IN after 2 months of playing and soon afterwards realized how big this thing actually is

I cant be arsed to read the manga or play anything else than main games anyway

I like the music
I like the fighting games
but above all
I love Meiling-sama, because she is so cool!

Post 2hus with different hairstyles

youtube.com/watch?v=bMxFdUwRX2U
This video got me into Touhou
Today i like the games, but i love the music the most

Is this the soku thread?

China is lame

>Unironically linking china
Fite me

The wide variety of porn.

Games are neat.
I like the characters.
Music is nice.
Fanart and fan music are also amazing.
I just wish I wasn't a casual who can only 1cc the games on normal except SA, which I haven't finished on any conditions.

I also wish my favorite character got a better theme, though.

Her HM arrange is really good.

I know, I like both official and doujin arranges of it.
I'm just not a fan of the original TH13 Shoutoku Legend.

For some reason I've been listening to this vocal remix a lot even though it's just barely understandable engrish lyrics. It's catchy after a few times.

youtube.com/watch?v=DLr_3hjDwPs

memes and the porn

anyone answering otherwise is a tryhard secondary

>Her

i can never get into FELT for some reason

her themes cool though have some more

youtube.com/watch?v=Wg-TB8utYlI

I want Utsuho to violate me with her """control rod"""

>Why do you personally like Touhou, Cred Forums?
Doujins
Decent music that I don't mind listening to
Wide variety of fan games (if only I could read moonrunes)
Vocal community
Good porn
Story isn't hard to follow and you could jump in at any point of the series
They make my heart go *doki* *doki*
Secondaries are tolerable
Make great reaction/image posts
Widely known throughout the anime community
Requires a bit of autism to get into but keeps Naruto/One Piece normalfags out

he Cred Forums look what i've got

>What's with the sudden influx of 2hu on Cred Forums?
Maybe the people on /jp/ are extremely slowly realizing what a shithole it is.
I remember going there when it was new, but rapidly growing estranged from them.
Especially the repurposation to "Otaku Culture" later on ruined it for me.

I first learned of Touhou from McRoll and other Japanese MADs. Yes I'm completely ashamed of it but it introduced me to the games at a young age so it was worth it.

Now I've 1cc games on hard or lunatic and gotten pretty good at the fighters. I never got very good at PoFV though and I actually haven't played any of Aya's games at all, I just feel tired of danmaku games now.

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Such lust for bumps. WHO?

>people coming on Cred Forums to escape the shittyness of another board

Came for the SHMUP, stayed for the music and characters. I kinda miss the more whimsical vibe of the PC-98 era though. Things felt a lot more fantastic and overall fun.

I found a lot of good stuff in a porn dump thread about 5 years ago and wanted to get into the series to enjoy the porn better.
I've almost exclusively masturbated to 2hu ever since.

I dont? Games are garbage and characters are pathetic, it has good music tho.

Also

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>it's a video game
>/jp/
WEW

>Prince(female)

An old ass video on 2005 youtube led me to 2hu, which then lead me here. Here as in Cred Forums, since I went on Cred Forums then the Jay

>Get off my board, only webcomics and e-celebs are allowed here, no video games

>tripfags

I want to grope Cirno.

Cirno is the smartest

>le big deformed tattas
When will this meme or the people who unironically find this shit arousing die?

Any doujins in which this baka is tricked into having sex?

Like all of them.

Better question

Any doujins with cirno and lolidom?

DELETE
DELETE
DELETE

When will you queers die?

as soon as footfags and dfcfags die

When the human race goes extinct, so not anytime soon.

Fapping to fairies is borderline pedo

They are innocent in mind so their age doesn't matter.

Like I give a fuck

They are asking for it.

It's odd how I went from hating songs with vocals to now only really listening to songs with vocals. While it is engrish I absolutely love her voice.

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I want to slap those bellies

Cirno is the cutest

I'm telling the FBI

>Beat Reimu Twice
>Beat half of Gensokyo
>Went to heaven and beat up the daughter of a celestial household and got some land in heaven for it
>Casually broke the moon
>super human strength of an oni on top of being able to manipulate density, a stupidly OP ability
>can turn into mist that can still punch the insides out of you
>can create clones of herself from single strands of hair
>can turn as giant or small as she wishes
>can compel people to gather in groups
>always drunk
>has a gourd that produces endless booze
>Former boss of all oni
>Former boss of the great devas
>One of the great three evil youkai
>drunk loli ogre
>is cute
>CUTE
Name a better video game character

>ogre

I don't care if it's the most entry-level 2hu remix music, I love Yuuhei Satellite. They have at least a dozen god-tier songs, most other groups have maybe 3 or 4 at most that I like.

The juxposition of cute fairies and military hardware alongside creative anachronisms.

I just love to bully them.

>Ever implying that Yuugi isn't best oni

user...

foot m you umaru

???

*cute

She's my waifu not yours, please go elsewhere

she's third best oni

>Having a joke character as waifu

Any good 2hu RPGs?

Better than being a joke like you, user-sama

She's a filthy half-breed.

Best MC in Japanese games?

>Joke character

She was meant to be a surprise, because why would a chinese women be guarding a western mansion?

ZUN thought that it would be funny.

Reimu is shitty mary sue

You're thinking of Seija

Because searching "cirno, femdom" is too hard
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this is the only good one out of five

She's one of the 山の四天王.

space jin

Big bouncy baku boobs

I came across it with different IOSYS videos like others, but I never actually knew that was the touhou series until I started to play the games. I loved Galaga when I was growing up and still do, so when I saw a .gif on /jp/ of the games I tracked it down. That was when I saw the characters and made the connection with the IOSYS videos.

I'm pretty trash at them honestly, only 1ccing normal in 3 games, but I still enjoy the mechanics and the music. I still play the games but nowadays the music and porn are what I stick around for.

who's hacking? watch demo noob ;)

oni butt

ankle M you himouto?

Baku is for smug not for lewd

When's soku?

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>exclusive paysite

Thx bud

>pay
?

I've only 1cc'd one bullet hell, but I try to make up for it by 1cc'ing all the fighters with every character.

But then all the important canon dialogue is in the shooters, so I still feel in the dark.

en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Seija_Kijin

>exhentai
>paysite

You wot m8

There's nothing about half-breed there.

>still can't get past the panda

So there's a shared login? Give me the deetz.

>class selected: [spellthief]
>play with this character? {y/n}

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Marisa is dead

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>2016
>he can't get past the panda

>sudden
there's been a near daily touhou thread on Cred Forums for years now
you'd think people would be used to it by now

The music

The overall variety of content I suppose. Both official and fanmade if that makes any sense.

Just give me the info, retards

What game is this? I see it posted all the damn time.

I'm a big fan of Gene Wolfe and Lafcadio Hearn

Touhou Super Robot Wars
Or "Gensou Shoujo Taisen"

Login: Q
Password: 3

All thread are funposting threads now
Pre/soku/ touhou threads were comfy as fuck

Jap friend told me about them when i was 13ish

gb2 mexico.

Where do I login.

goatse.info/

All touhous are for lewd

Fuck you, cocksucker

I've never played the games and they look dumb, but there's a lot of cute girls and a lot of art of those cute girls.

>cute

Yes that is one example of what I meant, thank you.

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He said cute not shit

Didn't she try to kill everyone on the surface or something?

SHUT UP
SHE'S PURE

Don't sweat the small details

Yes, because they were mean to her mistress, Okuu is such a precious girl!

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someone micspammed touhou music on TF2, then I fapped to the porn and I played some games afterwards

there's too many lewd characters to just post one favorite

The underground should be wiped.

I don't, because I can't play it because my stupid laptop has linux and an intel graphics chip and apparently the two of those don't play nice so no Touhou for me.

i love mokou, but i doubt she's gonna be in another game

>I'm an atheist.

She has always been the edgiest

how are you an atheist when you live in a world where gods literally walk down the road

Did u rike it?

I don't op

I like danmaku, shitty retro music and frilly dresses

Her mistress is a vampire
Go figure

If Marisa is a witch, why is she dressed like a maid?

>atheist
>In fucking gensokyo
Nani

Because she is a bitch

Can i get the source for this one? Google gives me nothing.

I LOVE ALICE

Somehow found the music, really enjoyed it and tried the games. Did a few 1ccs in normal but I prefer the music over the games.

WaHH 35 imgur.com/a/yMtad
Yukari is the hero we need, but not the one we deserve. Sumireko is shit

>Sumireko is shit
How is that new?

Thank you very much, I don't have much Touhoes material in my computer, so get this cute Reimu.

Found some song remixes on youtube. Looked up the series, tried out the games.

pfffffft

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Why are there no playable cat girls.

ZUN hates cats

YWHV took a leak in her cheerios or something before she was dropped off to Gensokyo.

Sakuya confirmed fraud

>with no mass
That's somehow even worse than stopping time.

Makes sense. Only a man who truly understood cats could make a character like Orin

I like the main games, the spin offs and the fangames

But now there's no one to play with on Cred Forums, neither netplay threads like before.

She is bullshitting, since that contradicts her profile, and profiles are the only unbiased thing in 2hu lore

Cute girls, music, and lots of nice art work.

The porn is kinda tame compared to stuff made nowadays, and often crudely drawn in a bad style.You have to go out of your way to look for specific doujins to find good stuff., and its usually futa on female never futa on futa.

>>The porn is kinda tame compared to stuff made nowadays
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I dont feel like making a new account for the fucking special snowflake cookie and I dont have the plugin anymore. Linking sadpanda means nothing to me.

>Linking sadpanda means nothing to me.
Good thing you're not the only person in the thread

Geez, you are kind of a bitch
nhentai.net/g/136757/

>Even Reimu is bluepilled

Is Gensokyo a giant circus for Youkai?

Of course. Reimu is just a human. A fuckstrong human, but in then end the real mafia are the youkais. Her job is to maintain the border and hunt youkais.

I don't like touhou, I just like the porn and some of the fan made music.

>having shit taste on purpose

I like the basis of the setting and the variety of the characters.

Your shitty waifu is a canon pain in the ass for everyone.

A lot of characters do worse shit and they do it on purpose.

the lore, art and music

Its hard and gets me hard.

>Sakuya cannot really stop time after all.

Huh. Funny how that one slipped through the cracks.
That sort of takes her down several power level ranks. She's basically Aya in a maid's dress.

Lunasa is under-appreciated.

I don't, I like playing actual good STG's like Gradius, ChoRenSha, and Crimzon Clover.

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>tfw Aya is not the fastest after all
Where are your wings now, faggot.

Discount Rumia is as appreciated as she deserves

So how do I get into the lore and the 2hu powerlevels
I have been playing the games but so far the plot can be reduced to Reimu fucking shit up because she is unhappy with something

I've been aware of Touhou's existence ever since ZUN's music was all the rage in MADs and YTPMVs some eight-nine years ago

I've gradually absorbed more and more knowledge about the series since then

Funnily enough I've only played the games for a couple hours total

Read the mangas

She's still cuter

>Sakuya doesn't actually stop time
ZUN does it again

>go to e-hentai
>register
>delete cookies
>sign back in
>wait 30 minutes
there, no you can get passed the panda

I'd rather be a fedora than some disgusting otaku vermin.

>he says while posting on an weeb board for vidya
i lol'd

>Ran is actually a computer
>Sakuya can't actually stop time
I think ZUN is running out of beer.

Where did it all go wrong, shitposter thread? Shit like this faggot have become the norm. We allowed secondaries in, and they have taken over completely. Touhou threads are barely video game related anymore, but they remain because of the actions of a passionate but small group of players years ago normalized the concept of touhou threads on Cred Forums, which allowed normies who don't actually care about the series to flood into these threads.
>B-but I'm not a normie because I fap to anime XD
Normies fap to hentai all the fucking time, you're just so out of touch that you didn't even realize that.

24 here. Same IOSYS videos I watched.

Difference being I never installed the games because I couldn't read japanese. It's been a decade now and I still haven't played a single main game yet. I played the fighting games though since that's more my style even if I'm terrible at that.

Why do you care?
Cred Forums isn't your sekrit club

>Ran is actually a computer
We always knew that. What we didn't know is that she's Linux running on a dead fox.

I wanna install Gentoo on Ran

>secondaries
You would do well to not put words in my mouth. I was asked how I "got into it", not if I considered myself a fan.

I have a vested interest in good discussion and a community that actually knows what the fuck it's talking about.
Recently, these threads have attracted the lowest rung of the Touhou "community", which has resulted in weaker threads than usual.

Touhou is going to become the next Metal Gear, except the beer was Tomokazu Fukushima

What do you suggest then.

>Where did it all go wrong

fpbp

>cuter

Are you gonna post that shit in every single thread?

At this point you are worse than any of those.

Why the ever loving FUCK are you in a Touhou thread if you don't like Touhou games?
Do you also visit Fire Emblem threads without playing Fire Emblem games? Or perhaps you peruse Souls threads without having ever touched a single Souls game? There is so little effort involved in getting a hold of Touhou games, there's no excuse for not having played them all.
You're a cancerous idiot who doesn't belong.

I don't fucking know. Maybe not making threads during Euro shit hour? It leaks over into America hours, and their threads create incredibly toxic atmospheres.

Oh boy another fucking boogie man yeah that's going to help.

>Normies fap to hentai all the fucking time, you're just so out of touch that you didn't even realize that.
I doubt this somehow
Japanese normies sure
Western normies? Nah.

cuter

I'm just explaining to the user why these threads are so fucking shit.

>At this point you are worse than any of those.
Yeah, I'm worse than the guy who spazzes out whenever you post anything.

Fuck off, shotty.

>boogie man
Did you join us yesterday or something?

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Because I have nothing better to do with my time. I have found these threads to have discussion about ZUN's music on occasion, which I am a fan of.

You are a very pleasant person, user.

Yes, you are worse because you won't stop spamming off-topic meta shit on every single thread.

Kill yourself faggot.

Not even best bird.

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Hentai and Doujin works are not this weird, underground phenomenon, user. Many normal people grew up fapping to anime characters, especially ever since anime entered the mainstream of American culture. It's certainly niche, yes, but it's by no means an uncommon practice, even among those that you would label as "normie".

Oh boy, the shotty boogie man, great post user.

Great. Why not go to another fucking thread and ruin their community by not playing their games and trying to discuss the series anyway instead. But don't worry, you can always justify yourself by saying that you "like the music".

Utsuho is not retarded, she's just a little slower than the others. Nothing wrong with that.

I want to protect her smile

>exclusive
>paysite

you could say its exclusive to morons, maybe

She's an umbrella not your waifu.

I'm a secondary and I'm proud!

Any Futofag is a secondary by definition

>trying to discuss the series
Trying to what now? Has the concept of lurking escaped your mind completely? I was reading through the thread until a question was clearly aimed at me by user.

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Because they're fun and have amazing music

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>Sakuya doesn't manipulate time
How the fuck does she do all the time related bullshit then (like erasing it, compressing it, slowing it and timeline bullshit)

You need to have a dangerously high blood alcohol concentration to understand.

...and then Futo plots to have Tojiko see Miko NTR her with some crazy slut while Seiga fingerbangs her

Why not both?

If the umbrella is her body, would holding it count as a hug?

She is bluffing

Let's not mind that I'm not the guy who brought up meta shit in the first place, but me, worse than the guy that made it impossible to discuss one of the fucking mainline Touhou videogames?

That's a good one, shotty. I've given you enough (You)s, you'll have to get more from fucking morons like this guy.

No that's holding hands

How does Alice always manage to look elegant?

Yup, he was talking to you, specifically.
Fucking autist.

One of them has too.

Good. I would be branded as a secondary than be associated with autistic faggots like this guy

>H-he started it
How childish of you

And literally nobody is talking about that game, why are you bringing things that are not part of this thread when you claim that you dindu nuffin?

About what though. That's the question.

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user specified a demographic, and I fell within it. He was talking to me, among others.

DELETE THIS

Good music and Danmaku that isn't Ikaruga levels of impossible for me.

Honestly the girls are usually secondary to all of this

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>long hair Cirno
sold

>Being this desperate to keep a shitty thread afloat.
Why? Why are you so invested in this shitty, shallow mess of a thread? Are you really dedicated to shitting all over Touhou?

Stop making assumptions

I already gave you your answer.

>b-b-but boogeyman
Whatever dude.

I didn't know she was a 2hu...

So much good porn.

do not post space jin's art

Why not?

Touhou is one of the worst shmup series out there, even among doujin games. I don't really like it.

>Faster than Youmu and Aya together
Could she beat The Flash in a race?

stop

No.

Why are you doing this?

story of my life

Because I don't understand what's so wrong about it.

You're bullying Wriggle on purpose, aren't you?

>Artist you like has a fetish that freaks you out.
Pic related, but at least not one has scanned that.

>artist you like has the exact same fetishes as you
Feels good man

Beastcatia LapislaZoo

i know that feeling

Kill yourself faggot

user, that's gay.

I actually just love it when she's drawn with big breasts.

>>Artist you like has a fetish that freaks you out.
What fetish?

Free bullet hell games.

Found out about it slightly before the u.n. Owen was her? memes in like 2005/2006?

>space jim's 2hus love to crush balls
>But if they run into a guy with a crush ball fetish, they freak up.

Nigga. It's time to stop.

because it's a hard game that casuals can't handle, and there are cute girls everywhere

>liking ballnusting
Use a hydraulic press, dont pass on genes.
You fuckers are delusional.

t blood fetishist.
>tfw hardly any porn has blood drinking
>no doujin with biting, scratching, leglock Impreg, blood drinking while leglocked, ending with cuddling
That would have everything.

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>Artist will never draw porn

It's the same thread, with the same topics and the same people discussing said same topics again, just like the last time.

why Is this fucking thread still up

To trigger you

I think she said she doesn't want people to think she is a perv, even just a panty shot was too much for her.

This thread is once more ultimate proof that Cred Forums is the worst board on Cred Forums.

I'm the guy who reported soku threads every day and got them removed

So fucking glad they are gone, what were those people thinking? They let shitskins like Juayde in their thread, and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

What did Yuyuko see?

>I-I'm not a perv
>I just draw dozens of pictures of Youmu focused on her feet
Does she expect anyone to buy that?

>bathing in piss

>she

The artist is a guy, he only lets his sister speak at conventions in his stead.

>not wanting to bathe in Youmu's and Yuyuko's piss
What the fuck is wrong with you

youtube.com/watch?v=LUfEGDL-vWc

Ghosts dont piss.

Says the boatfag

Why haven't you gotten into Cookie Kiss yet, /vjp/? youtube.com/watch?v=mRt2-L4hi-8

/d/ go and stay go

>funposting
*shitposting

The only reason to stick around these threads anymore is to see how long they can go before the mods catch on and just fucking ban Touhou from Cred Forums at long last.

Where does all the sake she drinks go then, smartass?

Right on the fucking ground as her ghostly body can't contain fluids or food you fucking dingus.

that megaman fangame or whatever like 8 years ago or something.

I want Alice to come back.

But we see her eat and drink plenty in the mangas and she doesn't seem to do any of that
Never been to /d/ in my life

Which chapter is this?

Read the thread you dork

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>trusting the manga

>artist finally drew porn
>and it was fucking glorious

>tumblr red nose

What is this?

Vagina bone

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>glorious

It was fucking shit and you know it.

DAMMIT, CIRNO

You got the "No do it more!" head rub pic?

>says while posting the abortion ebi193 published

I just might

Someone post the Reisen one.

for both the regular and lewd RP shitposting

Why not find a real girl who wants to be a touhoe?

3D is disgusting

Oh, the fag knows his shit arround the artists.

I'm impressed.

>girl
Then why did you post a kike?

I know jews with smaller noses than Lana Rain.

Holy fuck that women is so utterly disgusting.

This will convince you heathens manyvids.com/Video/206698/Sensual-Bathtime-with-Reisen/

No fuck off

I applaud her effort, but she is a really painfully average looking girl.

>open link
>thumbnail shows her disgusting 3DPD feet up close

Okay, you convinced me. That I made the right choice abandoning 3D.

Disgusting, she looks nothing like her.
>rabbits have tiny, twitchy, cute noses
>have big nose
>better cosplay a rabbit
Also Sakuya isnt confirmed Japanese or Western, could go either way.

>Reisen character
>Bad Apple playing, and not Invisible Full Moon

AHHHHHH

This is disgusting in so many levels

>expecting her to have played the games or done any research.

>GUYS TRUST ME 3DPD IS GUD
>further alienates everyone away from it

Sorry user, apparently you fell in love with a whore and can't see straight through the pink-tainted glasses.

You couldn't at least post an attractive cosplayer?

I tried 2hu6 and beat all 6 stages on normal!

I'm really bad at this help

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I prefer the 3DPD Reisen desu...

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>Sakuya is so fast her punches have more power than atomic bombs

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>Sakuya has no mass
>Sakuya is made only of photons
>Sakuya is a hologram

Here you go dude

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>Sakuya can attack Reimu after she flies away from reality by going so fast that she punches her yesterday

Posting scat is against the rules.

Lana Rain as Reisen is still the best.

>very fast meido running at incredibly hihg speed

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>Lana Rain is now officially shilling herself in touhou threads

Just let people fuck you already, you earn way more that way. But leave us with your shit alone, ya jewish cunt.

>wig

Here's the same picture in 2D, you bunch of faggots.

>Sakuya goes so fast she can leave earth by running

t Lana Rainberg

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Totally different, but far cuter.

Way better

...

Cute!

Anyone wanna play pofv/soku/ulil

>with no ass

>ULiL

Europe ULiL?

No, north america

Then fuck off.

Is Nue a good gal?

>implying

Sluts aren't good girls.

But I didn't post Sanae

user-tachi, please.

What the fuck, man? I just fell off my chair because I couldn't and still can't stop laughing. Oh my gosh, this is the shit. A big one - no, a great one.

Congratulations, man.

Forgot pic.

The spinoff games are usually pretty fun parodies.

tachi?

The last video game character you played as has just stepped on one of Yuuka's Sunflowers.

How fucked is he/she?

That's a man.

Now we are talking

Still not great, too much make-up.
Best cosplay I saw was Suwako.

So is this, tho

Panzers

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Yes, and?

Not sure. He's one badass guy. He's got an m16 with m203 and heavy armor vest. Gonna capture her points and destroy her cash, I guess.

The games and the music. Both official and fanmade.

It doesnt matter who i last played because everyone will die anyways

Honk honk

Insurgency?

Lot of exposure via Cred Forums and some weeb internet radio got me into actually trying them
Like with fightan games, i don't have the patience to bash my head against a wall so I play them like 20 minutes a month

So, Saukuya is literally Quicksilver?

cheeseburger goldfinger?

I don't. I think the games are mediocre at best and the memes are unfunny trash. That Chinese Martial Artist Girl is cute though, not gonna lie.

Actually she still can. If her definition of stopping time is moving really fast then Aya could counter it. Any other Touhou could see it and eventually counter it.

If she can decrease her own mass to move at light speed then she is still "controlling (an aspect of) time", but not stopping it.

Its hard to say, I was really into Vocaloid when I was younger and I stumble across that black and white touhou music video.
I feel in love with it ever since. I really bad at the games but my goal its finishing the games. only one I haven't beat is the newest one

>the games are mdiocre

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We had an entire thread with out a clownshitter until you came along

>Moving fast = Controlling time
That's not how logic works

We had an entire thread without a shitposter until you came along.

They are.

>normies
Fuck off normalfag

>Yuuka
She gets mad then replants the flower, I guess.

How do I git gud I get frustrated everytime I die

>Toyboys
I hate having to post from a phone

just dont die

1) stop being a fucking crybaby
2) ???
3) 'grats, ya done gone git gud

The yupiel one sounds like it would be your thing

1. Git Gud
2. Press X
3. Resource management

You don't know much about the flower master of the 4 seasons do you?

>Git Gud
>Press X

I agree a lot with the press x one. I feel like I'm above the skill needed for a 1cc on normal, but I almost never use my bombs which results in me just having lots of lives get wasted that would of been more than enough to clear Orin if I had bombed.

In the event the user is unable to git gud, he must press x.

What?

Sauce on artist, please? Google gives me nothing.

I meant that the last person I played as WAS yuuka.
SA has loads of resources and opportunities to bomb. Try bombing when you feel uncomfortable or like you are about to die.

First time I meet Toehoe as Flandre Scarlet Extra gameplay, at beginning I had no fucking idea what was happening, then somehow somewhere learned more about it.
Still didn't do the Extra, love maze takes at least two my lives

Whats going on in this thread?

>How do I git gud
>1. Git Gud

Did you try the iqdb button?

I didn't realize how average 2hu was until I played some shooters from the late 80's.

Still enjoy zoning out to the music though

>I feel like I'm above the skill needed for a 1cc on normal
Clearly not, if you don't have it already. Part of being a skillful player is recognizing when you just have to bomb and do it.

It's a doujin about a loli vampire called lady yupiel or something along the lines
I don't have link right now but you should find it easily, it sounds like your thing

In my case, when I heard about 2hu because of friends, I felt repulse because all that I found about it was pornthat I gladly fapped, iosys, and memes with moe girls

but them I heard this arrange youtube.com/watch?v=kH6bKUo8ZP8
and them it begun... it isn't the best arrange, but I still think it's very good. it was 6(?) years ago

I'm really glad that I got to know this awesome franchise with fun games, interesting stories, great music and good arranges/doujins

sadly Tasofro will kill it very soon...

>I didn't realize how average 2hu was until I played some shooters from the late 80's.
To be fair ZUN didnt want to make games, he wanted to make music for them. Originaly he applied to comiket as a music circle but got rejected or something. Music is his hobby, making games his job. So he just made games to get in and show his music.
I want ZUN to use his fans with musical talent to form an orchestra, I want to see what he can do with one.

I got into Touhou due to Vocaloid, honestly. The thing I loved about Vocaloid was how almost everything was produced by the fans, it gave it a real sense of community. There were always some Vocaloid/Touhou cross over stuff and that's how I found out about Touhou. I realised that Touhou is probably the same, a lot of its content is fan made. I figured that if I liked Vocaloid then I should like Touhou.

Turns out I was right.

What really helped sell me on Touhou was the print works though. ZUN is a fantastic writer, which surprised me since the games usually have the more barest of plots and characters don't get a lot of development in the games themselves.

>>Sakuya cannot really stop time after all.
wat
Either she is bullshitting or...

ZUUUUUUUUN!!

Welp, I'm a retard. Thanks

>loli
Nope. I'm British, I'm not getting v& for porn.
I think the law is retarded on the topic (its a fucking cartoon) but the law is the law, and break it and you get arrested. Since our jails are filled with muslims attacking non muslims until they convert, I will pass.

Man I love that guy

His style looks really similar to a book I read as a kid but I can't remember what it was

umm you might want re read this thread

You people are the Cred Forums of Touhou - all you talk about is hating secondaries as opposed to the games themselves, derailing discussions into McCarthyist manhunts secondaries every time someone slips a malaproper.

Newsflash - playing Touhou 6 does not make these people less retarded, and the vast majority of primaries are just as stupid when it comes to keeping track of ZUN's story, because the whole thing is strewn about in a bunch of games and books that aren't even officially translated. Tell the baka that they are wrong, and if they persist, ignore. The issue solves itself quickly.

She is very likely just bullshitting so that Reimu got out of her hair and let her work in peace.

There's a lot of things she does in the games that would make absolutely NO sense if she really could not stop time.

>sadly Tasofro will kill it very soon...
Nah. Just ignore their games and you're good.

>she can move without mass = infinite speed
this is basicly time control for yourself
but i'll stop there, discussing power levels is stupid anyway

>and the vast majority of primaries are just as stupid when it comes to keeping track of ZUN's story, because the whole thing is strewn about in a bunch of games and books that aren't even officially translated.
Is that your excuse for being a complete idiot and/or a secondary too?

Wait, if Sakuya can't comtrol time or whatever then what the fuck is that thing where she throws knives at you and then everything slows down?

>I really love the middle one
Whats her name

>muh tasofro is so evil
>muh zun is clearly not involved with any of what's happening, even though it is his IP and we know he likes to exercise as much control over it as he possibly can
Secondaries are the worst.

I've 1CC'd every game up to 15, including the PC-98s. Try again.

Murasa

She's just throwing them so fast that the game has to slow down to compensate.

When due process fails we really do live in a world of terror

No its not

But the websites that have the doujins you see also have loli. They don't say anything to you unless you click them?

True, you are the worst.
ZUN isnt all knowing, remember how he didnt want Meiling in, but she was put in anyway so he just rolled with it.
He also looked dead holding the fightstick.

Can you tell me where to find Hell?

Moonman

Alright, so you're just a braindead moron and not a secondary. Thanks for clarifying.

What if Tasofro is actually a secondary? I mean, when was the last time he talked about the games aside from his OC donut steel ones?

Disgusting.

I wish he used his older style.

>initially interested for the porn
>became interested in the games and setting afterward

So even though Sakuya might not have the actual ability to control time, can we at least agree that she is cutest stage 5 boss???

EVERYTHING has to go through ZUN. If ZUN truly did not want Meiling in IaMP, that would not have happened at all.
>He also looked dead holding the fightstick.
That's just you projecting because MUH TASOFRO EVUL, MUH ZUN SELLOUT, MUH SONY REEEEEEEEE

Fuck off.

what

Its lunachild

>The Flash
>Cute

True. I just dont click them, and back out if I see the tag.
The agents spying on me will know I only seek vanilla, legal shit. Especially if it's Yukari or Sakuya.
I like to think by spying on me, they may one day develop good taste.

I mean, what if he hadn't actually played the SHMUPS?

No.

I'm a big fan of both

How the fuck do you guys keep shitposting for this long?

>Especially if it's Yukari or Sakuya.
>they may one day develop good taste.
Fat chance.

Then why did you ask dumbass

Cant say for sure.
Reisen and Orin are competing.

I can play all of them
But lag

Fuck you, both are god tier. Reisen is fine too.
Hell most girls are fine, Marisa, Komachi, Kagerou, Kasen, Youmu, Yuyuko, Meiling, Byakuren, Ran, etc.

Since Remilia isn't interested in religion and Sakuya is a confirmed fedora, does that mean that all the Christian iconography in the SDM belongs to Flandre?

Why do like 3/4 of the cast wear dresses and have some dumb accessory on them?

>any of those
>fine

Maybe Patchy or Meiling.

Because, Dumbass,
I had forgotten what her name is
And you're Shitty act of being Retarded jogged my memory

I'm a filthy secondary who only likes the art
Top down shooters are only good with planes

Go back to school and work on your grammar.

>Orin
>Reisen
lol your whyfoo is shite

>Top down shooters are only good with planes

Lets hear of your superior taste in 2hus, list even 3 of your favorites

>Sakuya can't manipulate time
But then how does she do all the bullshit she does in the games?

>short hair/tentacles
What a disgusting picture.

I'm personally not a fan of Touhou myself, though I can definitely see the appeal.

When it comes to bullet hell, I prefer the way Cave usually does it. Less methodical bullet maze navigation, more manic dodging survival.

And for SHMUPs in general, I tend to stick to stuff like Darius, Gradius, and the like.

But Touhou is pretty ace in the porn department.

Is English not your first language?

>all the Christian iconography in the SDM belongs to Flandre?
What Christian iconography?
It's probably just a building they liked/inherited.
Remi and Flan probably do believe in God, they just dont have the discipline to worship or live a certain way, as Sakuya is their adoptive mother and she doesnt give a fuck.
Both are old as fuck and from western Europe, probably England or France. So it's highly likely they are Christian.
Personally I like the idea of vampires being Christian, just because of the whole consumption of "body and blood", mainly blood, being appropriate.

Patchy has a familiar who is a succubus, and Meiling is traditional Chinese so probably Taoist or into folk religion.

She can stop time. That's literally it. She can't do any time-hoppy shit or fast forward/rewind. She stops time, takes her sweet-ass leisure to set up a fuckton of knives, and then lets time do its thing again.

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pls laugh at me I need it

What about when it was stated that she speeds up time to grow bamboo and shit for ingredients

Fun games, great music, cute girls, lots of fangames of a lot of different genres

>liking Gensokyo's living onaholes
Yuck

Shit taste.

I smell retcon

I just grabbed it from what I saved Next time I will get Pure perfect Squiddie

the music is pretty I guess

Lunachild best fairy.

>that one guro doujin about her being raped by a beetle

She has done way more shit than just stopping it

>says the guy that wants to fuck old and busted whores

The music remixes.

The girls are cute too, though.

Star>Sunny>>>>>shit>>>>>Mamizou's hairy balls>>>>>>>>Luna

>Actually talking about video games in a 2hu thread

Are you dense?

I'll cut you swear on me mum.

I don't like top down shooters. The fighting spinoffs are fun

>Not liking all three fairies equally