When did you realize that Jill is best girl? Also did the devs draw that themselves?

It would have been great if the game was released in winter

No but they certainly welcome it

>3%

I still haven't read past day 2.

keep siphoning votes from Clinton and you'll stay best vote

I want to play this game so bad but the GOG crack does not work and instead redirects me to the Steam store page.

Can anyone spoonfeed me a working crack?

Is Julianne Natalie Stingray half-french? I think she looks kinda Hispanic

best girl*

you can buy a crack for 15 bucks and help starving Venezuelan developers

nigga just post your steam and I'll buy you the fucking thing.

t. Maduro

Johnston is still devouring more Trump voters though.

Why do these game always seem so comfy? She's piss poor but everything is comfy as fuck.

So what is this and why should I be interested?

Serious question.

You are a bartender and best girl in a cyberpunk setting.

Lesbian cyberpunk bartending

Where's the danger?

The game eventually ends.

That's not cyberpunk.

The game's a bartending sim in a cyberpunk world, not a cybperunk sim in a bartending world.

You're a bartender in a tender bar

>falling for this meme

You cant smoke in the bar. Jill!

outside the bar
sometimes the patrons tell you about it
but you're just a bartender so there's nothing you can do but serve them another drink

More like bisexual.

Why can't she eat a burger properly?

Is this game better when drunk?

So the girl Anna met in the hospital was Lenore right?

>I want to marry Streamer-chan!

In the usual cyberpunk settings, while you are outside of the "combat zones" is safer than the USA in the current year. Specially in corporate neighborhoods, outside of the exceptional extraction, they are pretty calm.

yes.

if anything, trying to play the game when I didn't have alchohol felt like a huge waste

Welp, looks interesting and comfy. I'll probably pick it up when I get some extra time.

I literally couldn't play it if I wasn't drinking Tequila

I want to slam her on her desk and take her doggystyle.

Cyberpunk world is a world of danger. You can't just tune it otherwise and pretend it still has a cyberpunk connection.

>nothing you can do but serve them another drink

That's not what my cyberpunk fairytales suggest.

>Case glanced across the room and saw the Brazilian standing on the bar, aiming a S&W riot gun at the trio. The thing's barrel, made of paper-thin alloy wrapped with a kilometer of glass filament, was wide enough to swallow a fist, The skeletal magazine revealed five fat orange cartridges, subsonic sandbag jellies

BURB
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A visual novel with good music, engaging characters. Everyone else said the rest. It's a lot of fun and actually a comfy game. You slowly learn about the world that surrounds you. It's quite well done.

Im after Mega Chrismast. Shes gonna appear again?
Also i karmotrine the fuck out of her in the second drink and drun her hard. What happens if you dont put alcohol?

>muh snowcrash
Sprawl or bust.

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who plays it drunk.

I did try it sober and it's still great.

user, I can't put it any more simply than this. You aren't playing the hero of a cyberpunk story. You're the kind of character that you might see in the background of a scene in a movie, or the NPC that runs the bars you go to for intel in an RPG.

Case is also a fucking rogue hacker on a mission. You are a lowly bartendeder.
And there is danger just outside the walls. There's constant gunfire outside, a bank hostage situation that kills a shit load of people and maims one of the main characters and massive street violence as the public starts targeting members of the corporate police.

I don't feel like spending 15 bucks on this. I'm still afraid I won't like it.

Would you really do this?
I forgot to check answers in this thread

Shes Venezuelan

The soundtrack is worth 15$ alone

Also do it for the Venezuelans

>Would you really do this?

what do you have to lose if I'm lying mate

Not full drunk user. Dont vomit on the keyboard.

I'm aware of how bad it is not buy the game considering the dev situation, but really I don't feel like it.

Guess you're right.
steamcommunity.com/id/sykodeus/

>do it for the Venezuelans
>90% of their profits goes straight to el presidente's pockets
And they couldn't even buy toilet paper with the other 10%.

Jill is always best girl

Do Latin Americans play this game?

They already live in a poorpunk setting.

Do you play a first world problems simulator?

You're my lord and saviour.
Have at least some of my (You)s as a mere token of my thankfullness.

What is the very best song list? I put together one and I really like it, but I can't help but feel you groovy anons have found the ideal playlist to mix drinks to

The moment when it was implied she had the hots for Alma.

Also,
>Didn't hear about this game from anyone until Cred Forums talked about it
>pirated the game to check it out

>had really good storytelling
>felt like a adult pheonix wright with bartending
>bought the game after an hour

Those who lurk in darkness
All songs.

>adult phoenix wright
Kek, so much wrong in one phrase.
Well, I understand what you mean about 'phoenix wright'. Play more VN's.
But
>Adult
He's an adult too.

her grandfather was french iirc

Well both valhalla and phoenix wright have minor gameplay beyond choices. So do other VNs, but still.

Her mom is french. Her grandfather has been there since before it was called Glitch City, which is presumably just Caracas.

Exactly, all VN's are like that overall. I laughed because thematically they are totally unrelated. There are better choices to compare Va11-hall-a too. But that's okay.

>Adult

I think you mean teen except the teens can go in bars.

>What happens if you dont put alcohol?
She doesnt fall asleep in the bar and is far more reasonable later on

Because loli hookerbot and accidentally fascist muscledumb are impossible to beat.

The only one who even gets close to giving them a run for their money is Catojou-sama and and maybe Kirai~Miki, but only when she's drunk.

She smokes, worst girl in my book.

I want to cuddle with Jill.

You also remember how the pink-armed cyberRussian stopped any shit from going down in HIS bar?

Well that one-armed cyberRussian is your boss. Except it's a cute, white haired girl instead

Southern Hemisphere dude.

>kirai
Shit it don't have angry miki.tif
This
She smells like stale cigarette smoke and acrid cat pee.

Me too.

Wet cats smell terrible.

Venezuela is in the nothern hemisphere dawg.

NOW I'M A BELIEVER

She's tiny.

Are these heights right?
I figured Sei to be taller and Boss to be shorter

How tall is Alma without the heels though

Cute. Is there more of that?

No, user, you're not a believer.

You're an all-star.

I refuse to believe Boss is bigger than you, it's not as cute if she is.

>not wanted to be cradled in the half-mechanical arms of your giant ex-wrassler waifu

But it's cuter if a little girl beats them up than a big one. I'd still accept the cradling.

I think when Bossu drinks with you, she is shorter than Jill. Someone look it up.

Only this

*Kira* Miki is best girl
>huge titties
>robot
>nice
Robot fetish is best fetish

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>Nice
She is until you find out her backstory and she is kinda bitchy. Basically, she doesn't remember who she was before being Kira and seems upset about it. Someone posted a webm and I'm basing it off that unfortuantely so I might wrong.

Someone finally made a guide, I should 100% it now.

buff waifu

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Miki > Dorothy > Dana > Alma > Jill > Deal and No Deal > whatever the cat bitch's name was >>>>> Sei >>>>>>>>>>> Streaming Chan

>ywn gently caress Jill when she is tired from a day of bartending

she's not into men

...

Yes she is
She's bi

What if the penis is feminine?

Yes, she is. It was in a conversation with Alma, before Xmas.

didnt think spics were actually good at making games

well they aren't so you thought right

...

>Robot fetish is best fetish
Agreed, Titty Hacker is good though. Those proportions.

Sei is cute! Post more Sei

Didn't thought howaito piggus were actually good at making games. Oh wait, they aren't.

I thought the same about the Polish.

You should like it, Nepposter
It's just as /u/

Nepfags can't enjoy this game because it's actually good.

Honestly? I like that part of her. How far she was willing to go for her fans and how she's still committed to the path she's on.

Not waifu material, but you gotta respect that commitment and wish to see her happy

...

Of course, I liked her too. I thought she was going to be a dumb character but she grew on me. hell, all the characters were good.

>think too romantic of Jill
>wouldn't even think about picking up a girl from a bar because they are all dirty sluts

That's a shame. You'd think that they'd be able to enjoy all the cute girls, like the rest of us.

>Not waifu material
Delete this, user!

Kira !

Miki!

MIKI!

KIRA!

MICKEY

MIKI!

MIKI!

KIRA!!!

MIKI!

Say Sei!

not videogame

go back to your shitty VN thread at

Colombia and Brazil are pretty much as close to cyberpunk dystopias as LA gets.

MIKI!!!

MIKI!

I want to hold her down and fuck her til she shuts up

>colombia
Can confirm. Even down to the sixty bajillion private "security" firms everywhere.

Make me.

They lack the "cyber" part. But yeah, you are on the spot.

That's not how you spell Sei.

>everything is basically privatized
>wealth disparity at staggering
>foreign businesses dictate legislation more than elected officials
>people on the edges of society use crime as a means to get by
>body modification (plastic surgery) is everywhere
>mindless consumerism and wealth are virtues
Give some guy a shitty smartphone and it basically has the cyber part.

She really knows how to work a crowd

Terrible girl, I was glad whenever she left.

Streaming-chan was made for bullying and tender love

Sei is cute!

>having taste this bad

I bet you like Nicole Chen too.

The music and atmosphere do it for me.

I like her, I just wouldn't want to take her home. Someone else can deal with that

Best track youtube.com/watch?v=mpJCs-OJqfM

>robo-loli prostitute
We all know that would be a thing in a future with androids, and yet it takes an idie dev to portray it.

That's not heart of the city
youtube.com/watch?v=MyA_YfCprcw

>tender love
she'd be bored out by anything less than balls deep animal fuck

It's pretty great.

I only play it buzzed and at night with all the lights off. Any other time, I can hardly immerse myself.

Bonus points for a rainy day.

That's not Dawn Approaches

youtube.com/watch?v=bqaVeZpd6D4

>that hot tub story

I just love how arcade-y it is. Especially the save screens.

Just imagine the shitstorm if they include that in a scifi AAA game. Like Mass Effect or something.

Yes, one of them posted a pic of Jill with her tits out in vitagen around christmas as a present for the fans.

I remember hearing there was a lewd dorothy pic as well from earlier.

Im surprised this game is such a hit with skeletons yet none of them mention this.

Undisputed best track
youtube.com/watch?v=_jnD6dF0u_s

The dialogue really shines when this song comes on

The lewd dorothy pic was just her lifting her skirt

Skeletons?

>posted
Wait, they already did it?

Because the game handled it pretty well by giving her a fairly adult personality and view on her work, which was enough to make most not flip their shit.

If she'd been some kinda sex slave or had a """"child""" mind there would have been more of a fuss.

>he doesn't have the extension

Yeah, at least one of them is a regular over there and vitagen shilled there game for a year for free so it was a thank you gift.

Time to mix drinks and save lives

Cool, I'll look it up. Thanks

Post it here.

So what was fuckboi doing at Apollo Bank?

The devlog seems dedicated to posting VA-11 Hall-A art and lewds.

Apparently a few of my favorite artists drew something related to the game. I'm pleasantly surprised.

blog.waifubartending.com/archive

>When she had the hots for alma
You mean all the damn time? Especially if you make her drink a lot

She wants to suck her tits so fucking badly

>Alma has the same proportions as a fucking robot designed to be a perfect semen demon

G zuz

It's a shame that Jill isn't straight and that Alma has such high standards.

>Rad Shiba
Never gets love on Cred Forums, despite being best character

Wait, so the developers have daggerchins, big bug eyes, and look like aliens?

I guess that explains the shitty anime art then if they look like monstrous creatures with cheekbones that could carve hams.

You shouldn't be interested its not a game

sounds like the usa.

Give me the drink that changed it's name

Jill, give me a big Bad Touch.

Best Boss is Best Girl!
>TFW she will never fist you with her robot arm

Piano Woman

*snort* Hahahaha

Is Jill's piss on the drink list?

uhm when?

He's clearly an anti-corp agent or something