Brb smoke break

This. Just add vidya to the list.

i wish your mom was my gf too.

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you're weak always. consider britney's suggestions to you in my last post.

>Playing over an hour
>Friend has to take a piss or shit.

The fuck man.

>brb bathroom break
>wet noises and moaning can be heard in the background

>mfw I always alt tab and forget I'm in a game

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>vaping takes slightly longer to kill you than normal smoking
>that must mean it's healthy for you!

Please go to smoking actual cigarettes so the world has less of your ilk sooner.

Takes the game seriously.

Okay
What's wrong with being a degenerate

You forgot piercings

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this is me

vikings had tattoos.

You find out he lost his job and now he is a hobo

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>brb toilet

people who don't smoke, drink, do drugs, get tattoos and play video games all at the same exact time are degenerates.

plebs, 1/10 wouldn't play with

They also drank pillaged raped and never earned an honest living. Early world degenerates

>never
They farmed

>never earned an honest living
>pillaging your enemies and raping their wives is not honest living

i wish you were my mom

Nice reading comprehension.

Farmed lands they stole. Using ill gotten land to make food is not honest.

Pillaging your neighbour's silver and wife was honest work back in the day.

STACY'S MOM

Have you heard of a nation called America

>Ill gotten

They took it fair and square. Survival of the strongest

>being an americuck

>posting dead twitter memes on Cred Forums

>Bloodthirsty Savages
>doing anything honestly

>calling americans cucks after we slaughtered an entire civilization just so we could build shopping malls on top of their burial grounds

>euro complaining about Vikings
Of course, it all makes sense now
Got bullied so hard you're still mad 1000 years later

>implying anyone here is disagreeing that America was born as a nation of degenerates

White people were a mistake.

What's right about it?

>not gonna be able to attend the raid this week guys, going out!
>see them online on Steam the night of the raid playing a single-player game

We will never forget

Feels good and you make friends while doing it

>brb, going to fry up some sausages

It was me. My motherboard shorted while I was gone. I couldn't piece together a new rig for two months.

>play turn based game online
>other person carefully look at every single fucking option, skill and button available before making a move
>my turns take like 10 seconds.

Shut the hell up Chief Spread Eagle, you already got your reparations.

youtube.com/watch?v=Al44Q-Ggbzc

>brb sucking girlfriends penis

Sigh

Can someone explain the point of that image? I keep seeing it being posted

>friends have no understanding of game design and can't think critically
>playing a new multiplayer game with them, point out a bunch of balancing issues that could be made and a bunch of fixes/features that would vastly improve various characters or the game as a whole
>they call me dumb and say all those things would be bad/unfun/cheap/OP
>2 months later the devs implement 90% of the exact things I said
>they read the patch notes before the patch drops
>before even playing it, friends start praising everything contained in the patch notes and talk about how much all these things are going to improve the game and can't wait for the patch to drop

It's fucking stupid. If I say it as a player, I'm just being dumb and all those ideas would be stupid and game-breaking. If the developer says literally the exact same thing, it's praised as genius ideas they can't believe no one ever thought of before.

I'd fuck my step mother desu.

No you didn't. Your ancestors did. And their ancestors were once cucks that accepted their British overlords.

History does not make or unmake the cuck. There is only now.

Twitter niggers tried making a meme.

I wish I had a girlfriend with a knotted penis she could shove into my asshole every night and fill me up as she falls asleep

youtube.com/watch?v=d2zcJq-oFvg

>playing online with people unfamiliar with all the mechanics
>playing online without some kind of turn timer

You fucked up, user.

>jerk off
>felt good, fall asleep
>wake up
>dick's hard again
>jerk off
>my hand when

>stay sober at a party
>still make friends
It actually works fairly well.

He's clenching his fist in rage.
youtube.com/watch?v=B5PkGVaqWeY

Can't fucking find the rules of nature edit.

Did they actually censor the hit by jumpcutting past it in the show? Why?

Wouldn't that be a boyfriend?

Not gay

>brb fap break

Why are there so many fags in the gaming community?

Seriously the amount of traps and trannies showing up lately at gaming conventions and events is fucking insane.

Why would it be gay, she's just a girl with a dog dick

I don't know, I think I saw my brother watching it once but that was many moons ago now.

I'd imagine they present a lot of shit like that.
Show is pretty hilarious.

The one episode I remember clearest is about dares.
It communicates that you don't have to do what your friends dare you to do. The presentation is as though his buddies handed him a gun and told him to take out the kaafir or they'd stone his parents to death.

>her mic is still on

I didn't say the word gay. I just said she would be a he.
What's gay about getting fucked by a guy?

t. nigger with a burning tire around his neck

actually it was just a joke, my real ancestors came to america in the early 1900's. when's the last time you felt fresh air?

>wet noises and moaning can be heard in the background
>he's fucking his mother

>let her know after she's done
>were you listening
>y-yes
>she starts teasing you

>her

Noticing this too. My theory is that because video games are escapism, it attracts anti-social personalities

But she's a she
How is this so difficult to understand
She's a cute petite little girl with maybe a little tummy and a giant, red, veiny dog cock

You have issues.

>tfw you do this but instead of smoking you go out to the garage and use your vaporizer because your mom wont let you use it indoors

user were you watching those porn cartoons containing human dogs again?

You are boring and will never find love

Wait no that's me

We're all jokes here my good friend.

About twelve hours ago. Stepped over the too-high grass. Promised myself I'd do something about it.
But now the weekend is over. Again.

Healthier and less unhealthy are two things

n-no

I like playing vidya while high because it's a lot more immersive and fun. Luckily I play with a group of people that smoke too, so smoke breaks are a normal thing. Yes, yes, I'm cool as fuck

Its a commercial break, to keep kids in anticipation of the hit

Maybe she identifies as a man though.

Anyone who vapes or smokes is scum. Why would you willingly destroy your lungs oh yeah it's because you are stupid cunt who falls for the edge meme.

the problem with that is when you do it too much they're not fun when you're sober anymore and it takes months and months of being sober to get back those old feelings.

>her
youtube.com/watch?v=tEbHp89iCaM

The hobby and its means of access and communication are primarily online.
Being primarily online lends itself to practicing anonymity.
People are more open about how their brain is fucked up when it doesn't come back to them in their day-to-day lives.

Seriously, everyone is fucked up. Internet or no. Gaming or no. You just hear about it more on the internet.

Gross, no thank you

I'll consider it thank you.