Should I buy BotW for my lil bro or will it make him gay?

Should I buy BotW for my lil bro or will it make him gay?

wtf i love boys now

>you will never sniff Link's feet after a long journey

Your brother's already gay, user. I saw to that.

What does Link's butt smell like

w-what did you do to him?

>2(10^3)+4^2
>not liking boys

post some cute boys if you're so good

>tfw you're not gay

that's sad, user

All I can say is that he has a super cute squeal. Like when you surprise-tickle a puppy.

That's right, Jay.

>not wanting your lil bro to enjoy having the only acceptable sexuality
You sound like a shitty brother, user.

But you are a weeb, which is worse

What does Link's dick taste like?

>being a heterocuck
Why even live then?

>having that garbage edit saved

Those hips don't lie

Its ok to be gay for Link.

It's okay to be gay no matter who it's for. All boys are superior to disgusting females.