Meanwhile, at Peach's Castle Cred Forums

Meanwhile, at Peach's Castle Cred Forums...

Hey guys, does anyone know how to get into the paintings?

You just have to press A

you have to half press A

There's literally no one here.

Where the fuck is the panty drawer at?

here we go

Guys, I think some creepy Lakitu fuck is following me around with a camera.

what kind of retard jump into paintings? those are valuable and you'll just break them.

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What the fuck is this shit? Peach's room is empty

Where did all these fucking rabbits come from?!?

If toads are mushrooms, can I eat toads?

If you get all the stars and complete the first world by running backwards you unlock Luigi. I saw my cousin do it!

Is there a way to get in them without pressing or half pressing A?

QPU's ARE REAL WAKE IP SHEEPLE

Shit, got my kart stuck in the sand.

Someone call the exterminator! We have an infestation of Scuttlebugs in the basement!

Are 3 fucking mario 64 threads really necessary?

There's a dinosaur on the roof. Why doesn't anyone believe me?

so whats past these hills?

is this place a fucking island?

yes

HOLY FUCKING SHIT...FUCK CRAP SHIT FUCK MAN ! WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHERE THE FUCK WAS I?! FUUUUUUUUCK

>That one faggot who's been standing waist deep in water walking backwards for eleven and a half hours

What the fuck is his problem?

No one will believe me when I tell them I went through a wall in the basement and ended up in desert...

>QPUs
Pffftt
next you'll say that an A press has 3 parts. Run along now kid, the adults are talking.

I see you in every single Nintendo related or the thinly veiled porn threads. You seem like a weird fucker, even for Cred Forums.
Please, just kill yourself. You seem like an autistic man-child, you need a life or a real hobby. Nobody, literally nobody gives a fucking shit about your autistic fandom for hentaicand Nintendo children'a games.

Boco, please leave this fucking board.

>tfw misaligned QPU

how rude :^)

Can I Fuck a toads juicy asshole