All of Cred Forums is transported into Delfino Plaza

Fuck that just start a mass genocide.

I collect 100 coins in delfino.

I'd take one of the stars that involved cleaning paint.

>If you and other anons from Cred Forums were transported to x world, with only the clothes on your back and no special abilities, how far could you get?

I WANT THIS MEME TO DIE
REEE

THIS IS THE CANCER THAT'S IS KILLING Cred Forums

>some user starts building speed in a corner
>a group of user sstart raping civilians

>others go fuck shit up at pinna park

>Piss on the east beach for a secret shine
And, done. May god have mercy on the user that has to get the Toxic River Red Coins..

>that poor soul that gets this shit

He gets help from others, they all die but that poor soul takes all the credit.

I go squid surf. Ill probably die but you never know

COME AT ME YOU MOTHER FUCKER

I'M GONNA SLAM MY FUCKSLAB INTO YOUR TIGHT ASSHOLE UNTIL YOU'RE SHITTING BLOOD YOU SHIT FOR BRAIN

Not the pachinko one

These threads were better when it was just brainstorming how one person could conceivably advance in the game, not dozens of Cred Forumsirgins.
There was real discussion and a lot less rape.

I will boldly go.
Remember me as your brother, Cred Forums

pachinko-mind

I'll punch that stupid fucking squid in the face.

>That mission where you fight the giant squid

Later losers!

I guess I'll do that fucking watermelon one if I'm not bound to shitty controls.

I could just push the damn thing.

Do we race a "Shadow" version of our selfs, or is it Shadow Mario?

Sunshine 2 when.

Those poor souls who get the pachinko and lilypad ones...

you couldn't realisticly do the secret level shines but I think Fludd would make the rest doable

How many anons would be lost on this mission?

>Know how to do the Pachinko one perfectly
I'll spare you all

Can I just do like any Shadow Mario mission. All I have to do is run and squirt him

Even if they hit the mark the impact would seriously injure you.

Kaneda, what do you see?

Opps, not race. I meant kill, for the shine sprite.

Cred Forums: Can I Really Be The Hero?

I'll clean the beach
You kill the manta

>a group of anons stalk Shadow Mario and piss on him

Wish me luck!

How would a human be able to do this?

Anons are probably less capable than prinny

Anything involving the Rocket and Turbo nozzles would be off the table. Falling damage and staying on your feet would fuck you up respectively.

FIRST POST, BEST POST

PACK IT UP OP

Just use the hover nozzle and tap R in the direction you want to go.

Does that work or am I remembering wrong? Haven't played this game in over 70 years. I'm sure it works on the boats, but does it work with the lily pads?

Just kick the blue coin raccoon's ass

...

Dibs on Manta Ray boss!

ill just clean the big ass shine in the Plaza

>that one user who spends the whole time jumping on toadsworth

Sup guys

I'll just hijack Bowser Jr.'s motor boat and drive my way to Mario land. Peach can enjoy some quality time with her husband and son, I'm not going into that death pit called Corona Mountain.

>turns out an user is a speedrunner

Should we kill him?

>that lucky schmuck who only has to shoot a bird
>the poor bastard stuck with Goopy Inferno

>being bad at monkey bars or splashing water to make a pathway

It'd still be a terrible sunburn at the least. Imagine if you fucked up and got some on you.

I turn the Piantas against the scheming Nokis

>yfw most of Cred Forums will probably die of skin cancer

>tfw jumping off the bird at it's height to get onto one of the towers
>tfw scaling down the side of the towers
didn't even find anything down there but still cool as fuck

I cant die, but I'll be trapped for eternity.

>King Boo Down Below
How bad could it be?

Will we all have that talking water tank little shit?

That's deep