Here you go bro, here's your controller

>bro why's this controller smell like shit?

a-user i-ill just s-scuk your c-cock as you play.

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I think you're looking for

Thanks, doc.

Because it's made by nintendo

>I see you preordered pokemon moon version, bro

Thanks Doc

XD

Didn't you know, bro?

>tfw you will never catch the dragon

This is the fandom that banned every goddamn stage that wasn't flat, took away every single item, and obsesses over rigorous amount of rules just to play their damn game - and they're okay with a fucking frankenstick with Sanwa parts?

the official chex quest controller

>someone thought this was a good idea

It's just a controller dude, no one's gonna give a shit.

I just did some research about it.

The Smash community has banned certain controller modifications from competitive play, for example, modifying the springs in the Gamecube controller's triggers to make their presses faster.

They give a shit.

>no thanks bro

My hands hurt

"The Smash Community" is not a single entity. No one is debating that fightstick frankenstein (usually called a "smashbox") because it doesn't seem to give a clear advantage, just a different way of playing.

Another faggot who doesn't know what he's talking about

that's actually a superior controller design to the original n64 controller.

If I'm wrong, post the rules that allow it, you stupid fucking faggot bitch

...allow what

tfw that controller is like $70

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He was talking about the stick

mugi a shit

Because those kind of modifications do give players an advantage, like how other FGC tournaments ban macros from controllers, or Hitboxes are banned on others. A weird frankenstick isn't going to get anyone an advantage necessarilly. Show up to a tourney with a DDR pad, no one's gonna give a shit.

Post "the rules" that disallow it...like I said, "the smash community" is not one single entity

Even in games like Project M different tournaments have different stage ban lists

That's just the long keyboard Gamecube controller, user. That cover is hiding the keyboard.

Frankensticks are fucked up shit and people should be shamed into not using them.

I've seen sticks made from tupperware that look like fucking masterpieces, if you're going to craft your own stick take some pride in your work.

Also don't use a fucking shoebox do these idiots know what balance is? How are you going to lap it without constantly worrying about crushing it?

Not the same guy, but all I found is that 3rd party wireless controllers aren't usually allowed in Melee. But that's the same for every competitive game really.

That's actually not even true for most cases. You can use wireless controllers (like Wavebirds) so long as you make sure anyone else using them doesn't use the same frequency.

If someone is messing with your frequency on purpose they're usually banned

(This is for locals, not nationals)

hurts my hands

That seems like a personal problem more than anything though, user.

you don't write rules to allow things

rules say what you can't do. if something goes from prohibited to optional, they won't change the rule to "X optional" they'll just redact the rule completely.

retard.

How did that not get him banned? Because he's a nigger?

#FatAssesMatter

Yeah, G4 is only allowing Wavebirds but Big House 6 is banning them entirely.

this ws actually comfier than youd think

Or you could stop being so sensitive and not look at their controller, you fucking shillary liberal

>a personal problem

I have a HRAP4 Kai, the problem isn't mine.

If my opponent sits down with a frankenstick, I already know I'm going win because dumbass didn't even seal his case properly.

Sure dude

Nintendo deliberately trolled these faggots by making them fight over who was first player due to controller latency

>weird plastic feeling that feels like shit's rubbing off on your hands
>stick breaks and reveals a metal rod

Then what seems to be the problem user? You won't see those kind of sticks in traditional fighting games anyway.

HIROOOOOOOO

haha, nice

>another faggot who doesn't understand the game he's talking about
>this episode: port priority

WHEN YOUR CONTROLLER FINDS ALL THE "RUSH" PIECES

it looks like someone no-clipping their head through a wall. jesus christ it's so goofy

wth is on that gamecube keyboard controller

Yoshis and PS aren't flat :^)
The problem is walls, walkoffs and transformations not a lack of flatness.

This isn't true for melee. The only generally accepted community ruling isn't that your controller can't have macros

It's the PSO2 keyboard controller with a cover over it.

oh ok, but who would play w/ that graphic on it lol

>pass me a controller bro
>i cant its weight more than your mom

didnt say it was good did i

what possible need could one have for this.

If you press the PlayStation symbol, it will summon the nurse.

I just want to roll my hands across those. I bet it feels great and that clacking noise would be awesome.

fukken SIQ

WTF I hate vidiogames now

No, it administers morphine.

Big and clumsy as fuck.

>bro, just pass the controller already
>cant, it just keep coming back

Old joke, I know

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Got your back famalam.

I actually owned one of those, the head spins around when it vibrates.

Whats the Adibou button for?

It's not a button, it's just a head that spins around.

fuk you
mugi still a shit fight me

Spotted the handlet

Sorry bro, it's the only other controller I have.

Hand me the controller senpai

^_____^

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Someone have the pic of the guy actually using this in a tournament?

This controller was GOAT until the plastic cap on the joystick came off and I had to stab myself in the thumb to play Paperboy 64.

I love this controller

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Holy fuck I lost it

But killzone wasn't on the 360?!

Isn't this a Traditional Chinese keyboard? Or a kanji one?

>thanks

I was actually amazed that Sony FINALLY threw away their shitty, unergonomic, outdated 1997 design when designing the DS4. The original DualShock design should never have been used for the PS3.

They should have kept the analog face buttons though.

I like it and use it on my PC :(

Pretty sure that was a Google IME April fools joke.

literally the best controller ever made senpai

>choose one bro

+1

>I heard there was some material that might offe-
>DUDE, NICE!
>Carry on

Here bro

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But that's Falcos

I'm pretty sure it only swaps the thumbnails.

Licensed Joysticks were the worse.
>Here bro, you don't need skin on your hands.
>You are not a TRUE gamer unless the cheap plastic mold lines and scraped off your fingers.

>cutting up your wailfu

He has no honor and respect for his waifu.

God I wish I had that. That gamecube version is rare as fuck at least from the time I decided to search for it.

So they made a custom Amazing Atheist controller?

>Here you go. Sorry bro, it's all I got!

Can you actually play other games with that controller or is it just Steel Battalion? Like if you plug it in while playing Halo, do any of the buttons actually work?

That's so fucking bad holy shit