Reboot lara is a lesbian

The masculine job and hobbies wasn't a giveaway?

She just happens to be those rare good looking ones

I don't think she's confirmed lesbian but Crystal Dynamics have said that they thought about it during production of the reboot.

how do we know this. is "explore ruins" homo speak for lesbo sex or something

People think she is because of how buddy-buddy she was with her cutie Asian friend. They never flat out said she was gay, though.

Is she?

Reboot it so the Lara with horse series is canon

2deep4me

in 2D maybe. in 3D lesbianism is kinda scary.

did you know that lesbian murder rate is the highest of any kind of people, even higher than black people? and that the person they kill is often their partner?

it could be already. i mean, how would the series change if it was? the writer could have seen it and said "yep, that's canon" and we wouldn't know because what would that even change?

she was literally BLACKED. plus in rise shes all over that tribe dude.

no. Lara is pure. She has no knowledge of human reproduction and has never seen a penis before.

How do I make myself stop feeling like it's just to pander to the LGBT/SJW community in a cheap way rather than actually bringing something of substance to a game when they make someone gay in it?

Have I just never seen a good example of this? Do I just subconsciously hat gay people?

I'm just tired of feeling frustrated or annoyed whenever this happens in games/cartoons/any other media.

Yuri is shit, get over it

I think you've just gotten into a mindset where any instance is pandering to a group you find obnoxious.

Character is prominently gay? Blatant pandering to crazy SJWs. Character is nonchalantly gay as a background detail and it's not really relevant? Also blatant pandering to crazy SJWs, because "why else would you put it in". I couldn't give less of a shit either way but it's a weird situation where no matter what you do it's going to be interpreted as pandering.

You can either just learn to live with it if the character isn't going HELLO HAVE I MENTIONED I AM GAY AND PROGRESSIVE TODAY every five minutes, or actually check to see if the devs are actively pandering.

>actually check to see if the devs are actively pandering.
I guess since this has happened in the games I play a majority of the time, I guess I have been put into that mindset.

The way society has been trying to involve this these days is just so annoying to me. And I have a feeling it's not even close to stopping.

>tfw no duel pistols in rise

>literally
there is that word again

You can try doing what I do and just sort of ignore it. Gay people exist and it's not like they only exist to make somebody on Tumblr have an inflated sense of self-importance, it's not crazy that they would also exist in video games.

Although the question of when tokenism begins and ends is an interesting one.

>horses
Never again. Well maybe just once.

user all woman are bisexuals.

Did original lara ever claim to not like pussy?

>Although the question of when tokenism begins and ends is an interesting one.

if it is in any way relevant to the plot/gameplay then it is neither tokenism nor pandering

if it serves no purpose then it is.

relevant to story would be like, if you were playing as a detective and one of the cases was someone who murdered parents of children because they were a gay man jealous of straight people's ability to breed

relevant to gameplay would be like how in bioware games you can put your dick in like half the companions

the only people i've ever seen say this seriously were people who were obviously not straight and in denial.

like this one girl i know who only likes lesbian porn and claims that "it's normal, all women have a few non-straight quirks"

gay.

woman do love lesbian porn even the ones will not have sex with other woman

alot of the time it is pandering. If it feels like its just there to tick a box then its pandering.

Arcade in New Vegas was gay, no one gave a shit about him. Witcher 3 had a gay character and a transvestite and no one gave a shit about them.

But then you have people like bioware that add a literal gay planet

I dont find death sexually arousing

closeted women do, yes.

>add a literal gay planet
Is it's name Bioware?

She's british so that goes without saying.

I don't see it

All I'm reading is that Lara is just as surprised as her friend that she has a lot of dick to choose from.

Really causes my neural cells to depolarize by opening gated channels in the membrane and passively diffusing potassium ions out of the cytoplasm down its concentration gradient leading to a sequence of action potentials to stimulate in accord with long term potentiation pathways developed through the release of seratonin at key moments of sensory input.

>user all woman are bisexuals.
certainly the vast majority, scientifically backed

>The results, which were based on elements such as whether their pupils dilated in response to sexual stimuli, showed that 82% of the women tested were aroused by both sexes.

telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/11977121/Women-are-either-bisexual-or-gay-but-never-straight.html

F U C K

>Although the question of when tokenism begins and ends is an interesting one.

Just think of a character, what traits or defining features do you think about first?

Is it
>Goofy, Stoic, Serious, Violent?
>He/she's a good fighter, a kind person, smart, cowardly?

You can tell tokenism and pandering by the only thing you can tell about a character is "The gay one" or "The black one"

>the only people i've ever seen say this seriously were people who were obviously not straight and in denial.
lel

I don't know the name, they added it to ToR after I quit playing

It's classic tokenism. Even black people hated the token black guy when they were popular.

Too, the whole homosexuality thing is generally obnoxious by its nature with rare exception.

It helps the only way to even know Arcade was gay was by having the confirmed bachelor perk or if he turns you down when playing as a female.

Meanwhile you have these Bioware characters who flaunt it way too much that you start to think their only characterisation is "Look how LGBT I am!"

no, but all those Lara waifu jackoff fags cant accept that their wank fantasies could have been for not. since new lara chases the snatch.

The Gay elf shit was cringeworthy and unnecessary. It was absolutely cdprojekt ticking the box.

search your feeling, u know them to be true.

Probably because the gender a person wants to bang doesn't add anything worthwhile to characterization. It doesn't need representation, and pointing it out will always feel unnatural and forced.

>3DPD "bisexuality"
>Cred Forums triggered
>2D "girls love"
>Cred Forums orgasmed

Anyone else noticed this? I think it's hilarious.

actually, you have it backwards.
Almost all lesbians are willing to do it with men if they find the right man. They just have extremely high standards.

why does it have to imply lesbianism?
She could just genuinely be uninterested - her love for raising far exceeds her love for BBC.

Yuri is pure. It's our sister board for a reason.

Rise of the Tomb Raider royally pissed me off

For those that haven't played it, there's a part near the end of the game where the black dude gets taken hostage by the main baddie.

Now the whole game is basically Lara searching for this one treasure that will redeem the Croft name. Its basically what Lara has been searching for, for her whole life.

She is literally at the entrance at the tomb of this treasure she wants so badly, then she hears that the black guy got taken hostage.

The treasure is literally in front of her and it's the only chance she has to get it, and what does she do?

Leaves it and immediately runs to rescue the black guy

When I watched this I shouted "are you fucking kidding me" at the goddamn screen. Way to completely do something so out-of-character. Since when the fuck does Lara care about some dude more than THE FUCKING TREASURE SHE'S BEEN SEARCHING FOR HER WHOLE LIFE, AND JUST HAPPENS TO BE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER

Fuck the nu-Lara Croft games

>Lesbianism
>Not incest

>Cred Forums likes cute girls doing cute things and having cutesy relationships with other girls vs boring, bland, man jawed women bringing up the fact that they're gay every few minutes.

Was it a situation where she could have just grabbed the treasure and then ran to save the black guy?

Would Reboot Lara fuck Original Lara?

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alternet.org/story/125140/bonobo_sex_and_'ladyboners':_is_women's_desire_really_that_confusing

>he men responded the same way genitally and through the keypad. The heterosexual men were aroused by heterosexual or lesbian sex, by the masturbating and exercising women, and were unmoved by the other clips. The gay males were aroused in "the opposite categorical pattern."

>But "all was different with the women. No matter what their self-proclaimed sexual orientation, they showed, on the whole, strong and swift genital arousal when the screen offered men with men, women with women and women with men ... with the women, especially the straight women, mind and genitals seemed scarcely to belong to the same person. The readings from the plethysmograph and the keypad weren't in much accord. During shots of lesbian coupling, heterosexual women reported less excitement than their vaginas indicated; watching gay men, they reported a great deal less; and viewing heterosexual intercourse, they reported much more. Among the lesbian volunteers, the two readings converged when women appeared on the screen. But when the films featured only men, the lesbians reported less engagement than the plethysmograph recorded. Whether straight or gay, the women claimed almost no arousal whatsoever while staring at the bonobos

Women don't know what they want, and they want it all because they are sluts.

If clone sex can be called masturbation, what is alternate universe sex?

People who describe themselves as bisexual are usually people who just like fucking. Whores and man sloots not worth the time of day.

True, pure love between two cute girls, while one day will and should become sexual, is not necessarily so today. It's a love that should be cherished and protected, regardless of how many dimensions the people in that love occupy. If you can't see that then you are not my negro.

DELETE THIS

In all honesty though our women are indeed fucking disgusting degenerates

literally work for 29 hours, buy a cheap ticket to Hawaii, ask a local guide to show you Kilauea, climb to the top of Kilauea, peer into the molten abyss, and literally throw yourself in it.

Lesbians dont exist

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test

>literally
>literally
>literally
can't even tell the irony from the actual Cred Forumseddit anymore

As opposed to figuratively throwing yourself into a volcano?

What?

I'll pass. Also you should stop posting if the fact that people like Yuri bothers you.

You totally missed the joke my dude.

Oh.

>tfw you will never chokeslam Lara
BAW GAWD!!!

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>people actually think newLara is anything but torture porn, but old badass adventurer Lara is somehow "problematic."

Bullshit, I don't even want to know what kind of dark and gross shit they did in Palm Springs last summer, probably worse than what goes on in Moon Over June

I think both old lara and the new one are hot as fuck.

>tfw you can drag a man underwater and slit his throat

i guess people think its okay if the horrifying murder simulation goes both ways

Can confirm. My mom married a carpet muncher and she's easily the most unstable person in my family, to the where she has physically tried to assault me a couple times. I definitely they're killers.

Are we talking about the crosdressing elf
Because he wasn't gay.

>dark
Meant to used the word "depraved"

We are truly fucked as a society if that is less of an issue than a gigantic bust.

But Lara likes horse dick, where does the lesbian bullshit come from?

You can do this kind of shit in Rise of the Tomb Raider? That sounds cool.

You could figuratively throw yourself into a volcano if it were used as a metaphor.

>This was lauded as progressive

Uh...???

>mfw stacy gamers trying to change lara into a sjw lesbo

nope

Good

Lesbian R34 is some of the best

Goddamn. Source?

no idea senpai, they dont get it though

Lara loves D

BLACKED

>lara travels the world taking cock from every culture

>Game never explicitly states she's a lesbian.
>It doesn't even hint at it.
>There's only vagueness that people like OP use to rile up Cred Forums's youtube tier posters.

>not posting smeagol version

Pleb-tier.

>There's only vagueness
The only thing vague is that she likes blacks

Arcade never shoved his homosexuality in your face.
The gay characters in Witcher 3 never threw it in your face either.

You know what? Those are gay characters done right.

When they're like Anders from Dragon Age, I just turn the game off right then and there.

If it's vague then how the fuck do you know what she likes? The only thing the game heavily implies she's far too obsessed with her work to give a damn about intimate relationships.

>tfw girl (male) who loves girls

Fuck off, Chris-chan.

Nah I don't look that bad. I don't think CWC would refer to himself as a girl (male) either.

>Nah I don't look that bad

You do look bad though.

Lol, I didn't even know the girl in the beige top was supposed to be Lara until you said that, and I've seen that webm like 50 times

Shows what a generic and forgettable character design nuLara has

Not even close to that bad.

People like CWC are the reason trannies are called mentally ill.

Yeah I know.

You may not look that bad but you still look bad.

Trannies are mentally ill.

Trannies are the reason why they're called mental ill. CWC is just a poster boy for why abortion should always be an option.

That black guy was her friend and one of the survivors of the first game, though. I didn't think she was completely heartless enough to abandon her friend when the whole reason he was risking his life was to help her.

Lesbian couples have the highest recorded rate of domestic violence

let that sink in

Nah, I look pretty average, and that's with putting in zero effort because I'm a NEET with no money who would rather sit on the computer playing video games all day.

Post pics then.

No, stop trying to make this thread about me. I just wanted to make one post, not talk about myself and post pictures.

Or you're just a retard desu

This thread is dead, just post a pic so I can be an asshole and judge you.

lol

Do you have the picture of the dog who ate the bumblebee and looks like Goofy?

Oh yeah that negro, one of the eight people she didn't get killed.

I liked the first game with all the brutal death scenes and once she got that fucking compound bow, it was on like Donkey Kong.

>just post a pic so I can be an asshole and judge you.

How is that supposed to incentive me? The only circumstances I'd want to post a picture under is if I finally lived up to the really high standards I have for myself, but that would require me dropping video games and devoting my time and limited money toward making myself more attractive.

I love video games too much though.

Whatever, I'll just jerk it to some other tranny, faggot.

You're better off doing that, trust me. If I was masturbation material I would have posted a picture. I could reach that with work but working sucks.

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No
More women are bi than men are, but so many girls claim to be 'bi' when they've never been close to face deep in a clam

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I've played porn games less erotic than this. What the hell.

Nice scientific source there, faggot

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Dykes are the fucking worst m8

It's why """""""""""lesbian""""""""""" porn does nothing for me.

Power of the PlayStation 4 Pro, baby!
Sony always wins!

i like the part in the first reboot game where she die

I will never get tired of looking at Lara Croft's ass.

>elf that enjoys crossdressing
>laughs at when Geralt asks him if he slept with Dandelion

Honest question Cred Forums. Can you guys mention a game studio or indie that actively panders to this tumblr crowd that constantly is brought up in these kinds of threads.
Hardmode: don't mention Bioware

please mention this game/games you have played user, that outright panders to this LGBT/SJW crowd. I am in all honestly really curios about it because it gets brought up so much even when most of the cases it's just some user getting as easily triggered as the ones they hate on obscure shit.

What's going on there?

Post lewd Lara webums

Lara is very sweaty. Lara is speaking.

I want to lick her collar bones

nice LAURA you have there, does like JESUS?

I like lesbian porn because two hot girls fucking, but lesbians IRL (and even bi girls) are absolutely mental. I've been with three bi girls (properly bi, not 'look at me bois I'm le so quirky xD') and they all had a strong crazy streak

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I don't know about full on bisexual, like how many of them would eat out a pussy?

Most girls would enjoy making out with an attractive girl, no doubt, especially under the influence of alcohol.

>Lara all sides.jpg
>No image of her left side
Triggered

This made me realize she doesn't even have collar bones

nulara confirmed for fatty

Dyke here, lemme clear some shit up.
Most lesbians are ""lesbians"".
They don't particularly like the female body or mind, they just hate men.
Then you've got a small group that's genuinely attracted to women.

Modern Tomb Raider is literally just The Descent with slightly less cave mutants.

Any model swap mods yet for Rise?

Yes!
That's it! Take all of Dobby's dick!

I really don't like all this revinisionism where developers absolutely HAVE to show us how our most beloved vidya characters transformed from "weak, constantly crying, shivering, giant pussies" to "actually strong, well developed character" with forced, shittily written, cringeworthy stories that I could've written better in 7th grade

I don't want to play adventure games for the character-development(some may be good)
I want to play adventures for the adventure-part

Most girls who claim bi just say that for attention tbf
They wouldn't eat a pussy at all

Nobody wants to eat a pussy man, imagine how many dicks has been in there, imagine all the piss as well, imagine how fucking vile vaginas are on the inside.

Why would you put your mouth there_

Why do most of you look like they just escaped from the maximum security prison in Sing Sing?
Are women truly attracted to what are basically ugly men without a dick? Or are these just the ""lesbians"" you're talking about?

not him but
no
nu-Lara is actually a extremely forgettable character with nothing special to her
she's just like every other female main-character in vidya these days
whiny, constantly on the edge of tearing up, constantly moaning for no reason at all, but somehow she toughens up to kick some major ass and save the day
throw some shitty cutscenes in there that only exist to make you bond with nu-Lara and you have the perfectly generic female main-character of the 2010s

Leave.

Not her, but they just stop trying; thinking other women don't care appearance. Probably also a minor case of trying to mimic men in other to be appealing to straight girls.

Her ass is just a weird shape. I've said it before, and I'll say it again, because I just can't get over it. It's like flat on the outside, and then meaty on the inside. It's just weird.

Undertale.

Why would anyone want to suck a dick? Imagine how many vaginas and assholes it's been in. Imagine all the piss that comes out of that thing. Imagine how fucking vile it smells.
Why would you put your mouth there?

I love eating pussy
>inb4 beta
Do whatever the fuck you want to do, I think it's fun

Agreed, what the fuck.

I guess you could say that I'm minorly homophobic. I don't like interacting with dykes because I might get the feels, and have been in a situation where a gay friend had a thing for me. Made shit weird.

>women piss from the same hole they fuck
Virgin spotted

It's in the same general area, same folds

Well, not to burst your bubble but do you know that gay/lesbian people only constitute around 3 - 8% of the total population?

So ask yourself, if they're so few, then why is there a ton of gay people in all media these days?

>tfw piss fetish
Not a bad thing, means I don't care about stuff like that.

>implying
Yuri is shit.

Where the absolute fuck is there anything resembling a hint that she's a lesbian?

I just can't understand this mindset. If I was a straight girl I'd just go for a man, at least they have a dick.
On the other hand if you're attracted to women I expect you to be attracted to the female body and appearance, so these mandykes have no reason to exist.

Nah. Science is the reason trannies are called mentally ill.

Speak for yourself negro. I wish real lesbians were as cute as 2D lesbians.

Did any of you play that Babayaga shit?
Also is the story/side characters as this shit time around?

>if it is in any way relevant to the plot/gameplay then it is neither tokenism nor pandering
You want every gay character to be talking about being gay all the time?

>if it serves no purpose then it is.
gay people can't just exist in the world?

>2d Yuri
>good
The only right Yuri is slav name

Why are her boobs so small?

Dumb frogposter.

My mom is not

There really aren't that many, they make up a tiny minority it's just people on both sides shout about them more than the other 99% of straight characters

The only lezzers/bi girls I know are attracted to the same things men are, a bi girl I was shagging for a while said that she struggled to concentrate at the gym because of all the hot girls in tight clothes

sure, one game that got extremely popular. Anything else?

Even if we use the pretty wide definition of how many non-straight people there are (ie 8% in the US I believe) that's still almost 1 out of 10 and the ratio of straight to gay people in media in general, both in reality and in fiction, is in no way that small.

Ha, nice.

>but who knew we'd run into so many cute guys? Certainly not Lara
What? That isn't saying she is a lesbian, that is saying despite going on adventures instead of to clubs they still ran into guys they liked. Saying she didn't expect to is not saying she is a lesbian

Shes a fucking psychopath anyway and probably has if not aids, some manner of std from the blood pit.

>actually bringing something of substance to a game when they make someone gay
why does someone's sexuality have to add substance to the game? Do you hate all those straight characters who's sexuality doesn't add anything to the game?

You're asking for shit like the guy in ME3 that constantly went on about his gay husband.

I believe what you just stated is the implication Op was making.
The greentext being what other people say. But the image proving the statement wrong. Painting Lara as a cock lover.

>Do I just subconsciously hat gay people?

This is a good thing

what the fuck? how progressive! my sister's friend's mom is a lesbian and had a partner. this had to have been almost 14 years ago last i remember. it always weirded me out

She's just as autistic and obsessive as her father. It's part of her characterization.

>muh ruins
>muh world saving

Her sexuality is vague at best. She just doesn't give a shit about mating.

Girl on girl is the purest form of love. And also the best porn along side shoving an octopus into a vagina.

>world saving
fuck no, she's the textbook definition of an adrenaline junkie. you know how some people like free climbing and sky diving? shit like that would bore her to death. can't get off unless she's got a loaded gun to her head.

>it's a "Lara convinces you to "get off with her" but it's not at all what you had in mind" episode

Yeah, she is a adrenaline junkie too. But she goes on and on about how much good they could do with the Divine Source.

nice stutter

learn how to slow without fucking up the frame rate

kek

Because then she wouldn't have a mcguffin to hunt. No hunt, no thrill.

Old Lara
>Tought
>Intelligent
>Fit
>Doesn't take shit from anyone
>Kills dinosaurs with to handguns
>Nobody cares about her sexuality
>Good platforming/adventuring games

New Lara
>Weak
>Dumb as a brick
>Not really fit, just skinny
>Muh feelings
>Look I'm lesbian
>Boring Uncharted clone

I hate the new Lara so much

As someone who is a yuri fan, western games a lot of the time feel like they're including a gay character to say they did, rather than anything actually interesting or entertaining. Especially because it's almost always a "gay character" and not a "gay couple with a relationship you get to see and learn about".

There's nothing inherently wrong with just having a character who is openly gay any more than there's something wrong with having a character who is openly straight, but the context of the only people including it in western games also being awful writers and executives trying to use "homophobia" as a shield against criticism makes it worse.

Good point.

Say what you want but I think that new Lara is hot as fuck.

>almost 1 out of 10
>3 - 8%
That's assuming it is indeed 8%, and not the more likely 5 or 6.

No

I thought she liked horses?

Post pics then.

There were gay characters in Fallout New Vegas and they didn't feel like they were gay just to have a gay character, corporal Betsy for example, I'm pretty sure Veronica was too.

Yes, my feelings are true and they say nu Lara is cutest Lara

She does

I can have my messiah complex and also wanna fuck in dangerous situations.

I wasn't aroused that much during the choke but then this webm...

So much this.

The latter.

Initially I thought Rise of TR Lara looked terrible but I've seen more of her and she's really grown on me a lot.

Truth.

/u/ was a mistake

Just like guys that claim to be bi that have never sucked a dick?

>5 and a half hours later
>no Womb Raider jokes

>Say what you want but I think that new Lara is hot as fuck.
I don't really have the right to say this as I never played a Lara game but if I look at new lara and old lara, old one just looks like Angelina Jolie and I greatly prefer new Lara over that
This is just my opinion, purely talking about attractiveness, can't really say anything about personality

I have never seen any guy claim to be bi for attention and not because he actually does love dick.

Yes, homos are old hat now. Zoophilic Lara for great progressiveness! Zoophiles are some of the most at-risk and marginalized people in our communities with a high suicide rate. Zoo representation NOW. End the shame!!

Am I the only one who actually prefers nu-Raider to Uncharted?

>looks like Angelina Jolie

yes

Because that's lame as hell, kiddo

New Lara looks like a real person. Old Lara looks like a cheap blow up sex doll.

>I wasn't aroused that much during the choke

Nah. I prefer it too.

>muh looks
so progressive

Bendis?

Is this CG or real? If it's CG, they're getting damn close to photorealism. In fact I was sure it was real, but the sign looks like a low-res texture.

Oh wow. A real person. How memorable and iconic.

>tomb raider was a fun indiana jones game
>dude raider was a no fun tomb raider
>nu raider is a shitty dude raider with tits

Why did things go so wrong?

New Lara should have bigger tits.

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Males made masculine women as fantasy characters.
People confused that with women being masculine/being able to have input in artwork without ruining it.
Women and their henchman started having input in artwork and ruining it.

Uncharted 2 is a good and fun game.

>Implying there aren't real women who look like Old Lara Croft

You must have either low standards or no dick.

Isn't it obvious?

Most games today take themselves too seriously, that's the problem. Everything has to seem more realistic than cartoony.

Gone are the days of instagibbing people with hands flying everywhere and unrealistic mechanics which added fun to games.

For example, women are like parakeets and can't tell images from actual people, so when they see a picture of a woman prettier than them, they feel threated and claw and bite at it. So then all the pictures of pretty women are changed to ugly nonthreatening women to not agitate the women on staff.

show me one

If you compare old Lara to Angelina Jolie you can see where he's coming from.

Only played the reboot but the old Lara was badass. They're both pretty hot imo

Pretty sure he just means she's more attractive to him because she actually looks like a qt waifu whereas old Lara suffers from her polygonal cone tits, an unflattering ponytail and looking like the 90s bimbo blow up doll she was always meant to be. It's a 90s pin up girl on a poster on 12 year old boy's wall kind of aesthetic, not for everyone. He's not necessarily going "muh representation so progressive!"

Old Lara hasn't ever really done it for me with the exception of a rare one time depiction in her later, shittier games, and while the intent of the devs is surely some faggot shit about being more "progressive" by having a more "realistic" woman I just think starting with the first reboot Lara looks her best. She's a qt waifu.

It's real and not porn.

Sauce? Name? Something to go off of.

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Underworld Lara was top tier.

Every time

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She's ugly
Can't see her face with those glasses

youtube.com/watch?v=PvLymSofn4I
Every fockin' thread.

>generic Katniss Everdeen bullshit Mary Sue 2 deep 4 u ponytail "muh morals!" character is also a dyke
please stop this stupid archetype, it's just annoying pandering garbage made by pretentious university student writers.

>2/10 elbows too pointy

Well the whole game is torture porn of this annoying sort of character so i guess i can dig it

kys

>Hurr doesn't count because reasons.

Just admit you lost faggot.

I'll miss you guys. As a Canadian I wanted to see the old world British culture.

Now I'd just see Arabia.

What did I lose?

nah it's just a pathetic attempt at giving the game "feels" by trying to make the audience fell bad for a character they don't even like in the first place unless they're the type that gets easily sucked in with cheap "PLEASE FEEL SAD NOW" moments in literature.

Do you only like the sight of big meaty cocks user?

This looks nothing like the old lara aside from the costume.

>Tells people to show examples of women who look like old Lara Croft
>People do so
>Hurr Durr doesn't count
>Hurr Durr, what'd I lose?

kay.

Wow, a fellow that shares my tastes.

I didn't say it doesn't count. where did you read that?

Does the latest TR still have those gruesome death? My dick needs it. No edgy.

The only feeling I had was erections.

I'm not even into snuff, it's fucking insane how sexy all that torture is.

Kek, you are the ones who are saying that about new Lara.

But he's right, you can't see her face, only her ass and tits. I don't consider Angelina Jolie that attractive either, looks like plastic and I prefer cute girls.

no

Aaaaand I lost interest immediately.

I always assumed old Lara was a lesbian.. if not totally off sex altogether. She's always been entirely obsessed with her work.

Besides.. who would she even fuck? I guarantee she'd be incredibly dissatisfied with just about every guy ever.

Whatever nigga, last (You) you'll get from me.

You fucking lying son of shit. At least you made me look. Gonna buy the complete edition if it ever comes out cheap.

Has stuff like this tho

I'm not into that stuff either but it was unsettling how hot I found seeing her get hurt.

Old Lara was a cartoon.

They toned it way down

ok. cuck nation

It's still making me hard.

youtube.com/watch?v=Bg6fTicQuF8

degenerate

I can't argue that.

But I didn't vote for him.

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>Implying I can afford a ticket to Hawaii from a work weeks worth of minimum pay

It's like 149 bucks, dude.

no it's not

it's a very normal athletic ass in taut, form-fitting pants

go outside

>>>/ifunny/

Are we talking games that have pandering in them or does the entire thing have the be fellating sjws? Because for the former I have:

>Assassin's Creed Syndicate
>The Division
>Watch Dogs 2
>Pretty much anything from modern Ubisoft
>Pretty much anything from modern Bioware
>Balder's Gate: Siege of Dragonspear
>The Last of Us DLC
>Uncharted 4
>Pretty much anything Naughty Dog in the future if it's headed by Druckman

cant wait for the Xray version EP4

What costume?

i dont give a heck as long as i get my cute girl torture porn

MY WISH CAME TRU

That is what you get from that?

I must be missing something here because I see nothing in that that would assume she was a lesbian.

>muh sam

So if I show her mine. Would she be impressed by it? Regardless of length?

You guys are reading into things way to much.

Cred Forums has been coming over here more since p5 dropped and for some reason they despise yuri.

I can help her with that

The writer wanted to make her gay

>Cred Forums despises Yuri

Are we going to the same Cred Forums?

The implication is that she was under the impression that it would be an intimate getaway with her friend.
Pretty clear to see.

Doesn't mean she is though. He said they thought about it, not that they did it.

>he goes to Cred Forums

Not at all, she thought they were exploring ruins and ancient places, that's it.

You're definitely seeing things that aren't there.

I was pushing it upwards because he claimed they were overrepresented.

the implication of OP you drongo.
OP is implying she wanted to munch some fucking carpet on her vacation you dumb faggot.

They sperg out against it way more than Cred Forums does.

I'm aware of what he was implying, what he posted though has nothing to do with that. So his implications are unfounded in any logical way.

>Assassin's Creed Syndicate
This pissed me off so much. If you're gonna set a story in a historical time period why ruin the experience by making it all politically correct?

I thought this slut has more bigger boobs

She did before the cucked reboot

What about lesbian incest?

>things that actually never happened

Whoever modeled this deserves a raise. Those are perfectly realistic looking tits.

>cucked reboot

I'm not sure if you know what that word actually means.

Maybe if you're an illiterate.
The context of OP's post and the quote provided should be enough to make his dank meme fucking apparent in which he implies that Lara wanted to take Sam to pound town.

>I must be missing something here because I see nothing in that that would assume she was a lesbian.

Yes and there is nothing in that quote provided with OP's pic that suggests anything of the sort.

That entry from her friend makes her sound more asexual than lesbian, user. The friend most certainly seems straight, or bi, since she's talking about seeing so many 'cute guys'.

why would you ever want some pasty disgusting white brit?

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This just in, text can have multiple interpretations and OP is poking fun at the interpretation that

Probably because you're too young to

What games let me play as an alpha dyke with a lesbian harem?

Why is the inside off her mouth just a flat texture? Even PS2 games had more detailed mouths.

rumble roses

Obviously it's just filled with chocolate milk, duh.
More realistically it's because you don't really ever see her in shots like this.

I hope none of you actually played those games user. You do have better taste than normie trash ?

>ever playing Assa after the third one
>dropped divison after beta
>avoided watch dogs after the amount of lies that was revealed
>ever playing ubisoft games with the exception of an actual good game like RB6
>playing nu-Bioware games
>actually playing cinematic 4
>TLoU DLC had one kissing scene with 2 teen girls

If you actually start paying attention to other studios than those that makes over hyped normie trash then maybe you won't have worry as much about those pesky SJW/LGBT.

Her tongue is pressing against the top of her mouth, she has modeled uvula.

nah. I voted NDP.

Not that dude, but 2013 Lara was a supermodel, aside from the smaller tits.
Rise Lara has even smaller breasts and now she looks like Ellie Kemper having an allergic reaction to something.

If they bothered to model and animate her tongue I'm pretty sure they'd also bother to texture it

I have no idea why they made the iconic titty monster barely a C cup.

Pisses me off.

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Sometimes it's for a different kind of pandering. Arrow made a character who wife's death is a major part of his comics backstory gay just so he could be a sidekick to a girl without threatening the main relationship.

this

This is more or less correct.

Wait.
Wait a second.
Has Lara's hair actually gotten LESS dykeish with time?

her hair was always good

>there goes no fap week

>that Legends Lara
Unf

Actually it will always be 2015

It is textured.
You're looking at a compressed screenshot with tons of visual noise.

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>did you know that lesbian murder rate is the highest of any kind of people, even higher than black people? and that the person they kill is often their partner?

[CITATION NEEDED INTENSIFIES]

The only reason that miiiight be true is because of percentages on a small population. If there are only 4 lesbians and one of them is a murderer, then suddenly 25% of lesbians apparently murder. Meanwhile there can be a million black people and 200,000 of them are murderers aka 20%, and then Cred Forums idiots go and say "LOOK LESBIANS GANG SHOOT MORE THAN NEGROS DO" while they pay $4 a month to read articles on the evils of homosexuality on culture wars.

Patrician choice.

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Is NuLaura handcuffed to that rail? gonna have to second this

>not wanting to lick her sweaty belly and bellybutton
KYS

OG Lara was lesbian/bisex, but again it was an angle they never explored.

Power of the PC, baby!
PC always wins!

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Citation needed.

There is literally nothing more delicious that licking the sweat off a horny girl

White girls obviously, blacks and asians have awful tasting sweat.

Never played any of them personally, just listed the ones I knew had "progressive" content.

manlet who can't handle spicy food detected

All bullshit aside, I agree. Citation is needed.

>assigned_male
With good reason.

>Undertale
>Outright panders
>Includes Gay Characters
>You can literally murder all of them except one, who either lives a shitty life afterwards, or kills herself

They are background details that dont even get fleshed out unless you specifically go down their storyline. Neutral and Genocide almost completely skips any notion of homosexuality.

But you need to go on a date with a gay skeleton, hook up two guards, and play matchmaker for Alphys to get the perfect ending.

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That being the "perfect ending" is left mostly up to personal discression. I personally find that Genocide is more fun, fleshes out most of the story bits, and has the most replay value.

Also If I'm gonna invoke the spirit of Tumblr real quick, the character you play as isn't assigned a gender (or name) so going on a date with Papyrus (who also doesn't understand what that even implies) doesn't make him gay by default.

But it DOES make him a pedophile, and possible Beastialitor.

Please fire Rihanna Pratchett

I don't thing those new 2 Tomb Raider games have anything offensively bad about them, you can tolerate their gameplay simplicity to the end, but whenever they try to make the story it really falls apart.

Lora is always bitching and bitching while she's exploring all kinds of shit, killing all the bad guys no problem, it makes no sense. I thought exploring ruins and shit would make her happy, but the game is all fucking whining. Give this abomination a pink slip.

>hot lesbians
>good production values
>handcuffs
>wind up handcuff to eachother in the best position possible

Why is actual porn never this high quality?

I believe she only worked on the first game. I think that's actually why Sam isn't in the second game, the new writers aren't down with the lesbian angle.

I dunno man, Frisk is a pretty masculine name. Chara is debatable.

The whole game left a somewhat sour taste in my mouth, to be honest. Considering everything I couldn't really get behind the "yeah, fuck Asgore!" sentiment that the game kinda forces on you.

she worked on both

Killing your partner is a show of affection for them, just proves lesbians are more likely to be yandere.

The game forces that on you? There's only one character in the whole game who doesn't like Asgore, and that was Toriel, and for her own personal reasons. He was the final boss of your journey, hyped up from the start, and every other monster, from Papyrus, to Undyne, to Alphys, to Mettaton, all said that Asgore was nice, brave, or strong- none of them said he was evil. I liked Asgore, and I understood where he was coming from, even though it was shitty that he broke our Mercy Button so we couldn't talk shit out.

My point is the game doesn't blatantly pander to SJW's. I was on the game's hype train over 2 years ago when the demo came out, and there was nothing even KIND OF hinting at any Social Justice shit, most people got on board for the fourth wall breaking nonsense of Flowey, the infectious combat, or the good music. Most of the porn that came out was a small bonus I guess, but even then it didn't draw a lot of attention from SJW's until the game fully came out, and gave us the meme skeletons and a whopping 3 gay characters, two of which were side-enemies that could otherwise be completely ignored. (The guards, the other gay character being Undyne. Alphys is by definition bisexual)

While I love Undyne, her being homosexual is actually kind of a negative to me, as trite as that sounds, as the game plays her romances off in contrast to the rest of her character, ESPECIALLY that seen in Genocide. Goofy isn't her style, and she gets goofy with Alphys. Such lolrandumb "Strong female character" shit got on my nerves, ONCE, but it was one thing, and the game had so much more to offer than that.

When people say the game is pandering, I just shrug. SURE. MAYBE. Maybe he included gay characters because he sat down and thought to himself "Why not." and because of that we have some shitty fanservice, but I don't mind past one unsavory instance, because the rest of the game is great regardless.

Have you heard of a documentary called "She Stole my Voice"? It's all about lesbian rape, a teacher who molested her student in her car, and more wicked shit.

Watch it, it's pretty fucking scary and fucked up. But remember people, only guys can rape.

Sounds hot. I wonder if I could go the entire movie without getting an erection.

>Look up "She Stole my Voice" on Amazon
>People who liked this also liked "Game of Thrones"

huh

I dunno, it seemed like the creator expected you to agree with Toriel. There's never really a rebuttal and she's not portrayed as being irrational or foolish like Asgore was.

I'll confess that part of the dislike is the fact I fucking hate Alphys. It pisses me off that you have to make such a piece of shit happy to get the good ending.

Maybe if you're into people crying, being at knife point in the simulation scenes, and victims describing how bad it was, you can masturbate, here's a bit of it
youtube.com/watch?v=bobwT0PH3GU

try to find it online, I remember watching it for free on the web

>2015 was 8 years ago

Well that's sort of the point of the ending, is to solve everyone's problems, including your own. By going strictly nonviolent, you can achieve a happy ending for everyone, even the people who otherwise dont deserve a happy ending.

>I'm a lesbian & I say that forcing a woman to fuck is 100x more exciting than consensual sex. you can't really get busted by the cops if they tell cause what evidence do they have? ;p

These youtube comments.

Fuck I hate the world.

I'll fuck you up m8.

Did you just get legitimately upset because he said he thought a fictional character was ugly?

Rise Lora isn't ugly, but she's definitely uglier than original TOmb Raider 2013 Lora. Definitive 2013 Lora was also uglier, look at this.

Anyone got a comparison with all 3 Loras?

wow. i am really suprised, like, how could you let a woman who has no relationship to you beat you, im really suprised user.

you let lesbians tryto beat you. wtf.

did you even try to pull her like a school child by the ear lobe, ?

set the boundaries maybe towards strange woman who dont even give you pussy for their bullshit

the % of gay people is nowhere near where the jew media wants you to think it is

homosexuality is rare and degenerate

Not even considering the sexual pose but

>I just want to show off the cosplay I worked hard on
>bought a holster and harness

thats because lara was a bookworm and chink was a slut. all lara did was study so she never expected to run into dudes
>head canon
actual canon. read the comic books

this says more about how dumb you are honestly

>the % of gay people is nowhere near where the jew media wants you to think it is

[citation needed]

>Bulgaria
the only ancient ruins we have are our roads and hospitals. And she either went to clubs or is a lesbian. Both is impossible

What the fuck she looks like a cartoon

>And returnes with herpes and give it to me

Happend... but her name was Ida
She figured she got it in Australia, cause she had a threesome there.

Can someone explain americans and their obsession with watching women have sex with subhuman niggers. It's like you guys are Sweden 2.0

This looks and sounds like porn. What the fuck.

Its showing the max fps, what filler fps is showing is what YOU see as stuttreing, its a sony vegas add on, great in broad stuff, but bad at excalty what you are looking at in the webm

>Did original lara ever claim to not like pussy?
How is lack of an outright refutal an argument for anything but the claims of an idiot?

If it makes you feel better, actual lesbians do not describe themselves as "lesbian". They'd say they are "a" lesbian or just say dyke.

In fact, pretty much all of the gay girls I know say dyke. That poster just wanted people to say how hot what they said was.

kamiya confirmed cuck

I find it fucking hilarious. First because cucks try to save face saying "i-it's the most intellectual fetish!" in the most pathetic manner possible. Second because some nuggers think this shit is empowering to their race when they'll always be the lowest of the lowest when it comes to attractiveness in regards to the opposite gender. Feels good to be a White male supremacistas.

>on mmorpgcom when expansion hits
>never played tor
>someone asks how the expansion is
>reply
>it's alright, Makeb's pretty gay
>HATE SPEECH VIOLATION
I thought it was a pretty good joke.

White women are the best women though, are you mad because you're a shitskin?

I wounder what he's working on now a days after bayonetta 2 and wonderful 101.

Scalebound

Is ps4's one a potato?

lol i know an ida from australia. except if your story is true, you should be in jail.

TresFX needs a ton of tweaks. I appreciate it but AMD needs to step it up.

she looks like their writer wanted lora to look more like her

no wonder she looks more of a downie

I really wish she was a better writer. Or maybe vidya isn't a proper avenue for her works?

>Putting your cock anywhere near a girl who's degenerate enough to have a threesome

You asked for those herpes famalam

horse

bayonetta is PURE

Perhaps, but your Ida isn't

>Laura "i hate tombs" Craft
>bookworm
Kek.

Where'a the proof that lara Is a dyke?

FF13 with Vanille and Fang is the only time I've seen it where "oh shit they were lesbians?" because it's never mentioned in the game.

>Laura "i hate tombs" Craft
>bookworm
yeah? if you didnt like to go out tomb raiding because you prefer to stay inside and study, you would be a bookworm.

Japanese people prefer to have relationships develop like they do with real people. In Japan people don't go around screaming their gender, sexual preferences, etc and make it into some kind of identity. They just live their life.

That's why you'll never get some outspoken feminist dyke in a Japanese game.

why do some guys get turned on by lesbians?

Writer's mouth

There is none. It's pure tumblr wishful thinking and Cred Forumsirgins use it to attack the game itself because they have no legitimate reason.

I think he means that bookworms can't be sexy.

Can I get some source?

because theyre cucks/under aged

>hate the gays who give you more girls to choose from and a higher chance to find a girl
>love the dykes who give you less
literal cucks

>1 grill = hot
>2 grill = hotter

Was that so hard?

lol, that is delusional. The Japanese don't talk about homosexual relationships because it's (a) taboo and (b) not considered real love when between women.

Japan is racist and sexist as fuck, user.

that doesn't make sense, you only have one penis.

The more the merrier, user.

You're really overestimating penis.

3 is a crowd.
Intimacy is better than gimmicks.

Not if they're twins.

>Cucknadian lecturing other countries on how culturally fucked they are

Lmao, too bad you faggots are on the deportation list when Trump wins otherwise we might've offered you a spot here.

>Japan is racist and sexist as fuck, user.
Oh boy here we go. Here comes the "Japan is evil" social justice cocksucking festival.

I can tell you never played the game actually.

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They are racist and sexist as fuck though.
You don't need to be SJW to see that.

>haha
i hate this fucking planet

Only by modern, progressive leftist Western standards user.

>Trump
>Winning

Pick one

No, just western standards.

Take your cultural imperialism and fuck off. You don't get to decide what other cultures are allowed to do. Despite all their "sexism" there are way more successful and recognized women in various industries who are respected for what they do. In America it's about how loud and obnoxious you are, not the accomplishments you make.

As for racism...they have every right to be xenophobic. Most the problems they have with crime and other shit are foreigners causing trouble. Otherwise it's a much more peaceful and friendly society as a whole.

you probably don't know much about Japan.
It's far more progressive than the west, men and women are objectified equally and women are free to indulge their sexuality rather than just being pressured for social acceptance.

They also are firmly anti-racist.
The media stopped using the word gaijin because they thought it offends foreigners.
Gaijin quite literally means foreign person.

The only way you could see Japan as sexist or racist is that you are too used to modern western culture where every micro-aggression is analyzed

>believing a literal zombie could become president

Nice ruse, Canada

This always gets to people, but its fake. I don't have the original but the girl in the picture even commented on the shopped comment and basically said she doesn't care if people jerk it to her ass

She obviously does but not in a bad way

Western standards which were much closer to Japan's before we became so politically correct and offended at everything.

I didn't say anything about the merits of it or the faults.

Take your kneejerk reaction and shove it up your ass.

Japan isn't your videogames user.

When you drop terms like "sexism" and "racism" you are making a judgement about the merits or lack thereof. Otherwise you wouldn't have used those terms to speak about another culture or nation in a negative light. So fuck off. You know EXACTLY what you're doing when you drop those terms.

>They also are firmly anti-racist.
>The media stopped using the word gaijin because they thought it offends foreigners.
>Gaijin quite literally means foreign person.

Damn, that's a good joke. You could also say that black people are just like every normal person out there, but then the reality sets in when all the worst cities and towns in the nation with the worst crime rates are all black communities with no exceptions.

Legends and Underworld Lara > NuLara
Older Laras are kind of their own thing.

Its clear you've been BTFO and can't handle it

>Japan isnt your videogames
>he never mentioned anything about vidya in his post and even talked about their media and how they stopped using a word that might be deemed offensive by overly sensitive westerners

>Japan isn't your videogames user.
you're the one that seems to be basing your perception of the country based on small snippets of media, rather than having a real understanding of the nation as a whole.
They're not xenophobic, if that one video with "white piggu go home" is enough to convince you that they are, any jap could use a single video of the KKK to be representative of America.
Every country in the world faces this issue especially with globalization and mass immigration.
There are locals in every country that feels they are being invaded, even those whose economies are supported so strongly by tourism such as Japan.

Generally if you talk to enough Japanese people they'll say they are fine with foreigners, they don't much like people who go there and then live their lives exactly as they do back home.

so have you got any knowledge or are you just going to randomly bring up black people as some ham fisted analogy?

>Bulgaria

Why? Is this shit canon? Some backstory? This is dumb.

>any jap could use a single video of the KKK
Would that truly be bad, though?
I know I know, back to Cred Forums

>they don't much like people who go there and then live their lives exactly as they do back home.

Boy, don't send them any middle eastern or african refugees/migrants then.

holy shit man just kill yourself the world would actually be better place

>Generally if you talk to enough Japanese people they'll say they are fine with foreigners

Long as they look white. Black, brown or other asians, they hate. I know you want to be a weeaboo, but let's face the reality and not the fabrication. Japan wants to be one way, they're actually another. Nothing wrong with that, stop getting so offended.

Veronica was but you only find out if you ask her if she's ever Been in love. Christine from dead money was her partner. And corporal Betsy is super gay, but hits on enough women to where her superior officer thinks it's a hinderance to her performance and you get good karma for helping her work through the trauma that caused it.

How progressive of them.
Video games manage to have a higher percentage of LGBTQBBQ persons than real life.

Wiki the data yourself, if I try to spoon feed I'll be called racists, etc etc for pointing out facts. Just search highest crime rates in US of A, then look at the population. It isn't hard.

Fuck that

Spoken like a true butthurt leftist.

Run along off to antifa now, tell them the mean anonymous person on the internet hurt your feewings.

>I know you want to be a weeabo
>stop getting so offended.
where are you getting this from?
I'm just correcting posters who don't know what they're talking about.

Everyone hates black and brown people, this isn't xenophobia it's racism.
Even black people don't like black people.

>new douijin translation
>tags: yuri
Into the trash it goes.

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>tags: age gap yuri
Don't mind if I do.

buddy, what the fuck is your problem?
we're discussing Japan and you bring up black people in the US?
Why?
You seemed to bring it up as an analogy and now that I've said the analogy is nonsense you think I'm disagreeing on crime statistics?
I'm not disagreeing about black people committing crime, I'm saying it's not relevant to what we're talking about right now.

brb torrenting

>tfw you hate pure love

That journal entry was discovered on the ship to rip on the the young white guy for being a white knight. I write like a retard.

It was a stab at Bioware. The elf isnt into men and just does it because he likes the way he looks in the clothes.

If it was a Bioware character you would be killed on the stop by the homogods for even questioning it.

>Thread about Lara Croft being a lesbian
>Suddenly MUH BIOWARE SJW BOOGEYMAN

wew!

How about we flip this to the SJW side:
She is acting like The White Savior doing this.

I really wish they'd give you the opertunity to do both paths. Lazy and virtuous devs I guess.

absolutely disgusting. girls shouldn't be with girls that are the same age

Was he a good gay character?

No wonder she's gasping for breath with her shallow nostrils that lead nowhe-
>see that the inside of her mouth is nothing but an empty dome

That's the creepiest blow-up doll I've ever seen.

Yes, he didn't feel like one of bioware characters, where their entire personality is "he's gay". Gay Tony was careless as fuck and the spic bouncer was smarter than him at times.

it also didn't feel pandering, he looked like a person that made sense in his world, and not SUDDENLY THIS PARTY MEMBER WAS BI ALL ALONG

I like the way you think

That's Lightning and Fang tho, and that gif is also fan made SFM of some kind.

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Its not like it matters, you rescue the dude, and then continue on searching for the artifact anyways.

If you think about it the black guy Jonah's only real purpose in the story and game is -

SPOILER
to get shot by Trinity goons so Jacob has no choice but to heal him and reveals he is the Prophet which anyone could see coming from miles away because the games story is really bland and the writers wrote themselves into a wall from nearly the start

And then after that cutscene you leave to go find the artifact and then ypu dont see him again until the last cutscene of them leaving for the new location, but I really hope he doesnt go with Lara there because he will be fucking useless, just like in Rise.

And the new location is apparently south american jungle, so we may see Lara with short shorts again, god willing.

RoTR Lara is qt 3.14

You will never explore her caves.

How it should have been.

You probably can but it won't actually say what he claims so don't bother.

Western lesbians =/= yuri cartoon lesbians

please do not confuse them

The interview says she wanted to make Lara a lesbian but Square-Enix said "we know true gamers are heterosexual males and want to dream they could be fucking Lara", or something along those lines.

Western lesbians equal automatic misandry.

Outrageous

I came here to post basically this.

Would not surprise me at all.

Yeah if only the west learned to make cute lesbians without all the political shit and tumblr noses, basically they are not cute not cute at all

Makeb

Remove the 'literally' from your sentence. Its LITERALLY redundant.

>The interview says she wanted to make Lara a lesbian but Square-Enix said "we know true gamers are heterosexual males and want to dream they could be fucking Lara", or something along those lines.
No, it says she sort of considered it but didn't end up writing her that way.

>getting cucked by the inferior sex
>watch as they get fat and ugly and start getting shitty haircuts and colors and piercings
LOL

>implying that doesn't just make my dick even harder

>putting your hand into another woman's hairy snatch until one of you gets bored or tired

There is a reason lesbian couples have the least regular and least satisfying sex. Its not good.
Gay men have the most and most satisfying sex.

her tits in I HATE TOMBS were bigger but still realistic

I want to sniff Lara's sweaty underwear after a hard day of tomb raiding in the sun

They rebooted all the way back to tell an origin story, there's no character arc if she starts off perfect. Surely they will pivot to the confident, smart, tough Lara eventually, hopefully, maybe.

Sam pls

>British
It helps if you spell correctly, besides I think your confusing British with American, the predominant purveyors of cucking

>Angelina Jolie

Skeleton with tits bolted on?

I never did understand what people saw in her.

Who cares. As long as she keeps grunting like this, I want nothing else.

>to tell an origin story

That's just a way to wipe the slate clean to make an Uncharted clean

> why does someone's sexuality have to add substance to the game? Do you hate all those straight characters who's sexuality doesn't add anything to the game?

you're implying gay or straight are "equal" in prevalence, they're not. a huge majority of people are straight. straight is the default, it doesn't have to justify itself, because it's the default. gay characters do, if you're adding something to a character that differentiates him from the norm, justify it or it feels tacked on.

Jonah is Pacific Islander

>Fantasy about character only matters if sexual orientation is canon

Are you really this triggered?

U wot?

AMDs proprietary graphics features have always been shit.

Already done desu sempai

Who knows? You might but these days 90% of gay/black/female character's only defining characteristic is that they are gay/black/female, even if you aren't you'd still hate it because it usually is pandering.

such desperation.

Kinda funny Lara is actually my dad's waifu if he had one, he played all the older tomb raider games till the 360 ones

They already stated she's bi-sexual, not gay