Why does he wear sunglasses at night?

Moonlight is just sunlight behind a moon, user.

DON'T SWITCH THE BLADE ON THE GUY IN SHADES

Barret is my favorite vidya chatacter.

What does that say about me?

He didn't wear them in the original. And hes supposed to be gorilla huge like frank west. Nomura can't even remember his own shit.

Why does he need so many belts?

lel

Because his future's so bright.

Nomura

Never seen a bulletproof vest?

DON'T MASQUERADE WITH THE GUY IN SHADES

When you're cool the sun shines on you 24 hours a day.

Wearing tight stuff feels good. Don't wanna be some gay ass nigger wearing g loose clothing and sagging like some ghetto capitalist. Not too tight now, don't wanna be like a faggot in skinny jeans.

I'm actually really happy with that design.
Way better than the weird mesh shirt and cornrows R&B singer we got in AC.

I'd go even more Mr. T than Wesley Snipes but this is fine.

But the night...has come...so the land is dark...

Because it's about to get a whole light brighter down in the hood.

youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8

This song fucking RULEZ

So he can, so he can
Watch you weave and breathe your storylines, OP.

That whole miner backstory is a shame, he actually lost his hand when he got into a car accident because he wore those shades while driving at night.

So he can. So he can.

square think they slick
he dabbin!!!

Actually he was shot in the belly when he tried to save friend, and in hand, that how he lost it. Guess it's protection for his guts.

It's gonna be a comedy thing. Later Tifa is going to rag on his "disguise" when they get back to the 7th heaven bar.

Nobody cared who he was until he put on the shades

You ever seen an FF game?

Not now, chief

Does this have a release date yet?

Really causes my neural cells to depolarize by opening gated channels in the membrane and passively diffusing potassium ions out of the cytoplasm down its concentration gradient leading to a sequence of action potentials to stimulate in accord with long term potentiation pathways developed through the release of seratonin at key moments of sensory input.

Whats he smelling Cred Forums?

So he can see you at night.

youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8

explain this meme to me

Clearly not since Cloud has fucking green eyes in the remake

hmm, really makes you think

Mako. They're mako eyes.

Given the fact the battle of final fantasy is full of those fucking bright magical effects including lightnings everywhere, you would be quite a fool not wear some protection to protect your fucking eyes.
Also i bet he wears ear protection too, due the noise of his machinegun and again lightinings etc..

so he can watch you weave and breathe your storylines

youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8

post above you

>3 minute video
give me the short version

This better be bait.

you didnt even tell me what to look for

Just watch the first 28 seconds man.

i watched the whole first minute. just fucking explain it PLEASE

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I don't want a world where Barret looks like a proportionate human being.

Don't all niggers wear sunglasses at night? why is this an issue OP?

Mako eyes are meant to be blue and glow his eyes were a dull green in the trailer

Mako jjust make your eyes glow not blue.

No bro, mako makes your eyes a glowy blue.
Sephiroth is the exception.

i miss fuckhuge upper body barret

Came here to post this.

fpbp

I'll never understand modern bait.

Back in my day trolling was best when you could get people riled up with just one post. Tons of replies and people getting mad with no effort. Now people just keep throwing more full commitment into it because they're so shit at it they gotta keep throwing the hook out there to get any kind of replies at all.

I mean you don't have to be subtle anymore either, people will go for anything these days. Not like they used to fucking know better.

thanks to smartphones. now everyone can be a troll and no one is a troll.

Because Nomura is a hack.

So how come nobody noticed Clouds glowing eyes when he was sneaking into Junon and mistook him for a Infantry man?

Also, how the fuck was Zack and Cloud going to get into Midgar? Was he just going to throw Cloud over the giant locked fence then scale it?

that is what cool niggas do.
look at Blade for example.

They mistook him for a SOLDIER and had him change into "his" regular Shinra uniform to participate in the march. Your second question is retarded.

SOLDIER and a Infantryman have to very separate uniforms man.
And the second question is a valid one, Migars gate was locked remember?

Go back and pay attention to the dialogue.

>this entire post
lol madcuck

To cover the only part that are white

So SOLDIERs and everyone else below them have to wear grunt clothing?
I dont buy that but whatever

Only for the damn fucking parade.

you like stereotypical badass black characters

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I just came to the realization that Cloud was in enemy uniform the entire time. Kind of cool to think about. He's like the Hugo Stiglitz of Final Fantasy.

kk man I was just asking.

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