Why would you pick the cat

why would you pick the cat

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If Koishi would give me two games, I'd pick her. All my desires can't fit in one.
Making a living off a youtube gaming channel sounds like a scumbag thing to do. It's no longer about doing what you like. It's abusing clickbait and selling yourself for advertising space. Essentially taking advantage of idiots every step of the way, while pretending your main goal is entertaining others.
I don't hate many games -- I don't buy things I don't know I'll like. I also don't want to be rid of the games I've finished and left behind. They all deserve a place on my shelf.
But damn, I'd be some thousand or two dollars richer if I had them refunded...
Maybe I'll just choose Rin and fuck her.

What the everlasting fuck.

Rin for repetitive lap sitting.

Go to bed, user.

None of them.

sides have achieved escape velocity

Koishi of course, create something grindy like diablo with procedurally generated story and korean mmorpg graphics

you wont need another game ever

I just watched this. Am I gay now?

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Awesome.

No downsides at all to picking Orin.

If I choose Satori, can I forcibly ejaculate in her undeveloped womb instead? I don't have any game that I want refunded

>being gay

>pick Koishi
>make her create a top quality Touhou x Disgaea crossover game
>tell her to fuck off because she's shit
>play the game for a million hours

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It's always fucking SA fags

>Hina
>vidya industry is cured of all its ills, a new golden era for videogames begins
>you die in your sleep the night after

>Literally no drawbacks
?

You chose worst 2hu

>not being gay

What have we done to the future of classic rock?

I'd love to give up videogames and have money.

koishi obviously

I pick the one that is associated with the frog of peace. :^)

VIDEO GAMES

I want Koishi to make Skyrim II!

This post is the pinnacle of shit taste

>being gay

I'm picking between Utsuho and Koishi
I already hate video games.

I don't like Red Cat
Red cat is evil

There's an angry deity out there. It knows we created this. It wants retribution. Now.

i want my life to end shortly

>not being gay

More like 24/7. When is Janny going to do his fucking job and move non-vidya to another board?
>b-but touhou is vidya
You're a fucking disgrace to the Touhou community, shitposting is not actually Touhou game related discussion.
For god's sake, you have a fucking board for this.
It's /trash/. I would want to see you subhumans trash up /jp/.

The

Satori, no contest
Dota is practically the only thing I'll lose and I'll happily trade a year of it for hundreds, or even thousands of dollars.

Or Rin if I can fuck her.

>swf
Link the video, I can't find the guy's Nico channel anymore

mad

Wanna be gay together?

Utsuho
Cash rules everything around me and I have other hobbies I put more time into than vidya these days

Sure.

is it time?
youtube.com/watch?v=nHFC28GdpPo

When and where?

What better place than here, what better time than now?

Satori sounds good, I could use the money and I honestly don't play multiplayer games these days.

Rin however...

It's not even a cat girl. It's one of Japan's shitty ear hairband things.

Because the others are shit

AWH
YEAH
CANT STOP US NOW

>hurr durr

does the cat like sitting its chin on my balls?

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You would pick the cat because the others have harsh drawbacks. The cat does not, even though its benefit is the worst.

>its benefit is the worst.
Tbh, Satori/utsuho don't even have any good benefit.
And also there's nothing better than having your own 2hu

rin offer is the best, but i think i'd pick satori anyway

This is the most apt visual display of a person's mind's descent into madness I've ever witnessed

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Koishi is the best.

Also look behind you