A deal's a deal, user!

>announcing reports

Reported.

:)

both reported

Nipples aren't puffy enough.

needs more feet on my face 2bh

i dunno they seem sufficiently puffy to me
wud suckle until al milk was extracted

>tfw flat as a billboard thin gf
>tfw no cowtit thicc gf

>areolae nearly the size of her entire tit
fucking gross

could you at least spam a picture of someone who's actually attractive

At least you get the succ and fucc

Are we supposed to know her?

Cow tit gfs become fucking horrifying when they are old user.

>not being 2x her size and tossing her around in bed like a leaf in the wind

Pathetic....

I used to like thicc too
Then once I started having sex I realized that petite girls are better

so does everyone else

This girl is legitimately disgusting

>deleting your old post because it didn't get
You don't deserve that 8. You'll never get it.

That's coming from you user LOL!

I miss old Word

Oh so you haven't seen many old people. Some age gracefully, not all of them are abominations.
It's ok young one, one day you will know this pain. Just pray that you die in some accident or you actually kill yourself, because if not, then you will vomit at your own image in the mirror.

>tfw no reasonably chubby gf

>quoting everyone
>trying to get 8
>delete post on fail

>tfw when burger standards fat cow gf
>tfw no glorious skinny curvy petite yuropoor gf

6

>yfw I'm 50 and look better than v-snake
Keep dreaming, faggot

>tfw fat white bf

I won the lottery

>tfw love thicc
>got a chubby fuccbuddy, but she's not quite fat enough
why must i suffer

:3

Holy shit

I'd like to take the time to thank your mother for dying in her sleep unless you reply to this post

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fuck off queer

better than being a subhuman spic like yourself. you "people" are literally worthless

fgt

>inb4 deleted

>50
>on Cred Forums

That's too pathetic to believe.

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>he still can't get an 8

This is a downright lie. Thicc is the preference of anyone who's had sex because not only are their proportions more fun/satisfying, but they generally perform better anyway.

Nice propaganda though.

How so?

Got'im

Fine, I'll get a fucking 8. Happy?

Better than being 14 like you, cunt slugger

>Can't be too young to be on here
>cant be too old to be on here

you fuckers need to make up your mind

wyh

>Some people age better than others
You just proved my point. If you are really 50, you sure are fucking stupid. Consider killing yourself.

> this thread is still not deleted
Cred Forums mods are so bad at their jobs that they should just delete this board.

Only took you 5 tries.

It's possible.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Brutsch

You should consider ur dick LOL

NOOOOOOOHDGYVGJV

>He is 50
>Posts like if he was 14
Please be b8, cause this is golden otherwise.
A man of 50 talking like a teenager. Holy shit.

Cunt.

>implying this isn't a honeypot thread
I hope everyone enjoys their bans

Ok so you are really 12.

You should be 18 to browse this site, but browsing an anonymous chinese etch a sketch board past your 30's is just plain weird.

Maybe browsing /vr/ or Cred Forums or something is fine, but Cred Forums is a young man's board

>wiki article about a redditor
>the ethics of anonymity and outing anonymous users on the Internet
>"Reddit career"

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Get the fuck off my board, dick shitter. I was on this site before u even knew what your own cock was.

Honeypot? Nah, moreso milkjugs.

>Bans
>Meaning shit
Choose 1

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where can I get a huge bf?

Go fuck yourself

Coming from the underage faggot with dick cheese

Nice thread

I wonder if you'll still think that when you're in your 30s and still posting on Cred Forums

You know, this thread would have died with no replies and only OP pathetically trying to get bites by alternating between his pc and phone if you faggots would IGNORE, HIDE, and REPORT this thread.

This is why people who reply to threads like this should get banned along with the OP. you are just as guilty of shitposting as the OP.

You are too pussy to actually do it

I don't even care what other anons in this thread say, I'd fuck her and cum all over those tits in a heartbeat.

She doesn't even look fat to me, how can you tell by that picture alone? You can't even see her torso, skinny girls can have fat tits like that, I've seen people of them.

I am 30 actually.
I am out of this thread, I am sure you aren't 50.

Is this how we fix the horror genre?

My mother will die in her sleep tonight.

kill yourself

maybe in the fucking tomb you live in skeleton shit

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Sounds like someone missed his morning milkies.

Maybe you should put on your reading glasses.

I said PAST your 30's.

Greetings from Cred Forums

>is 30
>wastes energy on someone he thinks is a kid

I'm retired so I don't need to give a rat's cunt but you can go back to being a NEET since that's all you seem to be good at

gay

This is now an 8-on-8 8-off

nono

THE PUSSY STANK

fucking roasties

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw kaceytron will never be real

50 year old vs 30 year old ITT

holy shit

Good for you old man
I can waste all the time I want, because I am rich and I don't have to work unlike you had to for your whole life.
Of course you will not believe me, but I also don't believe you ether. So we are even.

I thought people shit posted CP on Cred Forums, I haven't been on that board in like a year but that was the last thing I saw on it.

Also that pussy is disgusting, 2/10 would not touch or do anything with it. Has she been fucked like 1000 times by 100 different guys?

Off yourself, shitskin

No collarbones and fat face. Obviously trying to hide its obesity with that angle and cropping.

how'd you know i was african american

DELETE THIS

>He actually replies after he said he was leaving

Basically just confirmed you're 12 (;

Don't know what these nerds are going on about, would fill with my seed

Noooo

WTF you ruined the thread

I'm a 50 year old virgin, I can practically see through time

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Reply to this post otherwise your mum will fucking die in her sleep fag.

Nice try faggot. no one past 30 even knows what a NEET is.

Thank you immunity cat

MODS

Nope
I just wanted to humiliate you properly.
>But i was baiting you, so I win
Sure, user. You "win".

Hear me out, TJ "titties" yoshi, a half deal is when you only get one of the sides of the deal and run away, possibly into QPU speeds out of the danger.

My son is a 30 year old NEET so I'm well aware of the concept, shit licker

Blue board, dude. Holy shit. Take that back to Cred Forums

DELETE THIS

>Pretend this image is CP and reply as if it were so that other anons are afraid to open it or stay in this thread.

>A cup gf
>11/10 booty
Compromise is the cornerstone of any relationship.

MODS

A friend sent me a cropped lewd, and it's been a bitch trying to find it
Any way I can look at the metadata of it, or something?

HOLY FUCKS what is wrong with you

what kind of shit head redditor post is this? cheese pizza isn't allowed on any board. fucking monkey

This image is CP.

I'd be afraid to open it if I were you guys

VICTORY IS MINE

And there goes the thread.

you must have very low standards to want to fuck that dried up old used cunt.

>implying you can humiliate someone by saying lol I'm rich

You really are 12 holy shit