What games are you looking forward to that we can play together user?

What games are you looking forward to that we can play together user?

The Rape Game

DELETE THIS

>What games are you looking forward to that we can play together user?

Nothing, because you're not Misato

I want to impregnate a Russian cosplayer

Sir I am going to have to ask you to take your patrician taste and leave. You don't belong here.

Nothing

Maybe I can enlighten the masses, user

She's a literal whore.

gonna try and derail a shitposting thread. Im dating some girl who likes video games. My only console is a PS3. What would be some fun local multiplayer games on PS3 to play with her?

>people like damaged goods with no redeeming qualities whatsoever

Not multiplayer but Resident Evil 5/6.

No user. She is a slut. Whores get paid for what they do.

have some fuck empathy you human trash. She's an orphan who watched her mother hang herself and stressed out by being a fucking mech pilot.

dynasty warriors
warriors orochi

>with no redeeming qualities whatsoever
>redhead

I will cut you.

>Asuka

>redhead
>good
Red pubes are dirt tier.

Auka why can't you be real?

Hiroshimoot already chose Asuka over Rei.

Rei fags BTFO.

12 more years.

Put the Triple in your caddy.

chad please

The autoerotic asphyxiation game

Little Big Planet eeeaaassssyyyy

Although i dated a girl wasnt who wasnt a gamer and she liked GTA a lot, but mostly because you could steal cars and run people over

>right before sophomore year of high school
>decide to marathon an anime I havent ever watched before summer ends
>find a torrent that has every NGE episode with subtitles and EoE
>worst decision of my fucking life
>become huge asukafag and have to hide my powerlevel in school so people dont know im an autist
>they probably knew anyway
>one day I forget to do my algebra homework but my algebra teacher is a cool guy, so my punishment is public humiliation instead of detention
>"Let me guess user"
>"You were to busy hanging out with your girlfriend to do your homework"
>say some stupid shit like "uh n-no way jose" I dont fucking remember
>"C'mon user whats your girlfriends name?"
>at this point Ive been secretly waifuing Asuka for about a month
>reflexively say "asuka"
>but halfway through I realize whats about to fucking happen so I change it to "ah shoot I dont have a girlfriend"
>a bunch of people giggle and one girl says "haha why does he talk so weird"

>Crt+F "Kaworu"
>0 results found
fucking plebs

>slut
>only confirmed to sleep with one (1) guy throughout the series
Looks like anyone who has more sex than you is a pervert, huh :^)

Have a (You).

Did this happen? If so, please more.

Re5 has multiplayer

>playing games together
>looking forward to it

What the actual fuck?

>liking a souless alien clone of adam

>souless alien clone
Literally carries Adam's soul

Reminds me of 6th grade.
>move halfway across country
>be the new kid
>no friends
>be the quiet kid in class
>drawing because music is boring
>teacher decides to publicly shame me
>tells me to do an essay on the cutest girl in my class
>everyone laughing at me behind my back
>girls look creeped out
>go home
>mom asks me what's wrong
>confess my punishment
>write essay at night about how real beauty is not skin deep and that each of the girls is cute in their own way
>go to school next morning
>attempt to hand in essay
>music teacher says "nevermind don't worry about it"
>day progresses normally
>next day we get a new music teacher

So the debate on best Eva girl will never be settled, but we can at least all agree on best husbando right?

>Not Gendo

You really don't want someone who would willing sacrifice the entire of reality just to try and bring you back?

>not Aoba
shaking my head desu familia

...

At least you were taught a valuable lesson by coming to that conclusion. These days teachers can barely raise their voice at the children without their parents calling the school

>one day I forget to do my algebra homework but my algebra teacher is a cool guy, so my punishment is public humiliation instead of detention
>"Let me guess user"
>"You were to busy hanging out with your girlfriend to do your homework"

>even so many years later user doesn't realize his teacher wasn't a cool guy at all, he was a complete and utter asshole pointing out his apparently abundantly clear virgin loser status to all his peers by right out the gate suggesting flippantly that he had to be too busy hanging out with his girlfriend
He was pretty brutally mocking you in a way that, had you not already had no prospects with any of the girls in your class, you obviously wouldn't after, user.

>>reflexively say "asuka"
>>but halfway through I realize whats about to fucking happen so I change it to "ah shoot I dont have a girlfriend"
good save my dude

>reflexively say "asuka"
>but halfway through I realize whats about to fucking happen so I change it to "ah shoot I dont have a girlfriend"
AYYY

Did this actually happen?