Look at this Blanc

what if I slapped her around and beat her?

I wonder what she'd be like.

>slight immoral feelings
Surely it can't be worse than oppai Blanc.

i do not like blanc

Why does Blanc wear that silly looking hat?

I'll do more than look

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Another Skank incest thread?

Her hat is poofy. Does she have alot of hair in that?

Noire a worst.

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Uni is my UNIverse

I want to fuck Uni's HHD form while she wears her HDD processor set

Jesus Christ this is horrifying

What's with those pupils? Do you have to press her eyeballs in to switch her on?

the characters are all differentiated by hairstyle, hair color, pupils and clothing

The lack of Nep-Nep in this thread disturbs me.

Then why are her pupils "on" symbols? Do they disappear when she sleeps / is dead? Did she have to have painful laser eye surgery to get them to look like that ?

look under your desk :^

I wish

Oh, so you dont have one?

I have the alternative which will soon be placed around my neck.

Look at this nep!

that nep is amazing

Blanc is for ______

EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

>trash game gets an shit anime
>now stupid niggers shitpost about it on Cred Forums and Cred Forums

just end my shit life

Loving

>nep thread at this hour
I'll give it 2 hours before its kill.

youtube.com/watch?v=iYzx-eHN-Zc

Happily Ever Afters.

cuddles, hugs, kisses, headpats and vanilla sex in misionary position under covers with handholding and lights out

I love how these games are incredibly self-aware.

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What's even better is that since there are multiple dimensions of Gameindustri, that means there's a nep for everyone.

Why haven't you married your respective goddess, anons? You shouldn't have any excuse.

Shame that this was pretty shit. Hopefully the artist will improve quickly.

MEGA

Look at this reminder that best nep isn't even from a Hyperdimension Neptunia game

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Gotta win over Rom and Ram first.

English or Jap voices?

Jap, they spend most of the budget on those VAs

Yes. You killed everyone.

>Implying anyone would pick ching ching ding dong

It was already better than the last one, I loved both anyway, the character makes a doujin for me, not the art

Japanese all the way.

Nah, Blanc says it's something called DBZ Syndrome.

>announcing sage

Have fun in the pokey, faggot

>playing in a language you don't understand

Please can someone explain this ebin meme to me?

>dancing lizards.gif

Reminder that each Nep has a specific attribute they specialize in
Vert has boobs, Neptune has her butt, Noire has her face, and Blanc has her feet

>2003 + 13
>on this anime imageboard started by moot (who?)
>still can't even comprehend 日本語 somewhat
そうして?

There's something called English subtitles, user-kun.

>not .webm with accompanying YouTube link

Lurk more

Teasing

Why would I comprehend whiny ching chong language? Visiting an image board isn't going to make you understand high pitched squeals

I actually do understand it to a point, so I'd turn on Japanese audio and english subtitle. Neptunia is a kinetic novel in a way so you read it at any rate.
You don't like the whiplash effect perhaps. I seriously doubt that you don't understand Japanese after 13 years of being on Cred Forums.

>wanting to be forced to read subtitles, taking your eyes away from the action
>unironocally wanting to hear the awful sounds of ching chongs

It should, unless if you are utterly deaf-mute or dumb (check your mastery of the English language because I don't intend to teach you the memetics and the semantics)

>visiting the same website for 13 years

That's a joke right? And even if you have how the he'll is posting frogs for 13 years teaching you a foreign language?

Action? What action. It's a kinetic novel with a minigame stitched inbetween plot elements. It's no different to a Hideo Kojima production in that sense (except that Kojima does movie as cutscenes instead)

Actually it's more like
>Nep: wild sex, mostly anal, repeats the kind of lines from doujins that make you laugh or confused
>Vert: lots of "Ara ara" during sex, boobjobs, takes initiative during sex
>Noire: verbally abusing you, somewhat submissive, "baka"
>Blanc: romantic sex with hand holding
>taking your eyes away from the action
>in a VN
Boy you are fucking retarded

I think i've ran out of the freely avaiable nep content in the internet.

I'm still hungry for more but I don't know what else to go for.

I am dead serious.
>there's actually user who unironically admits to being underage and not being here seit. 2003

>boy

the next level is modding neps into porn games
I'm quite certain you are underage so yes, boy

How can Nuar even compete?

>he thinks everyone is one binary gender

Ugh, can you, like, not trigger me like that? #genderfluid

I believe it's Nowa-ru. but yeah. Her sister manages to surpass her sister.

Hand over the pudding, user!

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Don't shoot. The pudding is already served.

You'll have to kill me first!

Is that Ebony or Ivory?

>exploring, killing things, levelling and customising characters, side quests, item & dungeon augmentation
>visual novel

This is truly some weapons grade autism.

>Iffy breaking down mentally

Poor girl.
She takes it far to hard on herself.

He means the cutscenes.

And even then, that guys (the guy he was replying too whole "reading subs takes away from the action" argument would still be retarded.

Too big.

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For you

It will never be "Most Irrelevant Neps" time

>>>/uganda/

African countries hate boobs right?

I know that nigger is around here.

Wasn't expecting a response like that. Thank you for the chuckle dear user.

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All of the girls are supposed to be consoles personified. That's why their pupils look like an on/off switch.

Worst hat

Delet this.

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About time someone else agreed. Dumb hat posters

Them's fightin' words.

blanc is the cutest and most beautiful neptunia. Every day I look at a picture of her it brightens my day and I am happy. I wish she was real so I could marry her and have lots of little Blancs with her.

good taste

I want chaos blanc

Indeed I am

youtube.com/watch?v=2RKnfOAI1A0

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I want to wake up besides Blanc everyday of my life!

Thanks

>that feeling when uni and gear are shamelessly gay for each other

They're never gonna live that moment down.

feels sickening.

>you will have nightmares about your lack of Blanc in life
>you will wake up in the middle of the night thanks to these nightmares
>you will never find Blanc sleeping right beside you and hug as you fall asleep again

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Time for our favorite non-canon things of Neptunia? Here's mine

youtube.com/watch?v=HjTnzMEN_lE

What about Murdergear?

But that's clearly canon

Stitched together for Unigear posting convenience.

yeah i don't think there's such a thing as canon in nep games

Well I'm pretty mk2 to V-II are canon at least.

also bonus one that made me snicker

Is this a reference?

I think it's just about golgo 13 who's always boning ladies and killing hits. If it's anything more then that went over my head.

Noire has no friends

Because she's a bitch to uni, she deserves it.

DELETE THIS

FUCK Noire

If only

Noire always wins.

POST NOWA

No way

>Nepgear
>Uni
>Rom
>Ram
>Blanc

Going to have to say what Noire.

Don't you mean No-wa-ru?

vanilla BH best cpu

This is the kind of stuff I like.

what ordeal was it?