All the Marios got together and discussed this theory

>All the Marios got together and discussed this theory.
>All the Marios

WHAT THE FUCK

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Mario's last name is also Mario

You know when you're in a Mario game, you grab a 1-Up, and then the counter with his head next to it goes up? It most likely means the Marios that accumulated from the 1-Ups

You're not joking are you user

While Miyamoto had once denied this, he recently went back on his word and Mario and Luigi are indeed the "Mario" brothers. My head canon is that that's simply not true.

>I don't get jokes

Have you not seen the completely 100% canon movie?
youtube.com/watch?v=8ydBkyCXfao

Uh, you don't get to bring friends

This is why the Japanese should stop making games because of dumb bullshit like this.

That would be like calling myself Fish Fish.

Or Phil Phil.

Mario is the second name so you could actualy have multiple marios.

Mario mario
Luigi mario

And they must have some other family.

Wario Mario
Waluigi Mario

Hi Phil where's Fez 2

"Was getting more 1-Ups and increasing the number of us the adventure's ultimate objective"

OF COURSH

did not know they were related

Come on, get in the boat fish
Come on, get in the boat fish, fish

>Memehouse
Not even once.

Mario Mario and Luigi Mario always made sense. I don't see why anyone would be upset by this.

It's not like he made it up. The idea came from Charles Martinet, who mentioned it in an interview or something.
Why should that mean the Japanese should stop making games? He's just having fun. The plot of Mario has been implied to be very loose and open to interpretation, kind of like how Disney likes it when their fans make up theories. It's for fun and doesn't invalidate the games they make.

>Made sense
??
I never said it didn't make sense. If someone has a second name, they have a second name.
It just seems really weird to me and it doesn't sound right.

>the Japanese should stop making games
I agree.

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well aren't you an odd duck.
Here's your (you), I don't know what you want me to say.

...Is this a CIA reference? "Was getting more 1-ups part of our master plan?"

Name 10 Japanese games that are important to the history of PC gaming. Keep in mind that console gaming is for children and plebs.

I know a guy named Joe Jones

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Mario?

Give me 10 reasons why console gaming is objectively for children and plebs.
Objectively. As in, not your opinion.
And anyway, what does that have to do with whether the Japanese should keep making games? Retard.

>console gaming is for children and plebs
so why is pc gaming dying

>Multiple marios
Multiple universes?
You know what this means

>Talks about having to explain game mechanics to the player
>Mario essentially pioneered this idea with it's 1-1 level and still does so today
these guys are a bunch of fucking plebs.
Not only are they completely disrespectful, but they're of the typical American attitude that whatever they make is better, i.e they can't form a balanced view for shit.

What did the original Japanese Trophy descriptipn say?

Dunno if it was Treehouse's fault, pretty sure the much-hated Pokemon Trainer trophy also mentions Ash, Misty and Brock in the Japanese version.

DEEPEST
LORE

Why is it much hated?

Touhou: Story of Eastern Wonderland
Touhou: Phantasmagoria of Dim. Dream
Touhou: Lotus Land Story
Touhou: Mystic Square
Touhou: The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
Touhou: Perfect Cherry Blossom
Touhou: Immaterial and Missing Power
Touhou: Imperishable Night
Touhou: Phantasmagoria of Flower View
Jackie Chan

Exactly the reason he said.
>Pop quiz! What do Misty, Brock, Cynthia, Iris, and Ash all have in common? That's right—they're all Pokémon Trainers! This Pokémon Master in the making is the same. Back in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, he fought to be the very best—like no one ever was. To smash them was his real test—to launch them was his cause!

Well, first of all, the Japanese should be exterminated, but that's another matter entirely. To your point, however, I say this:
Reason Number 1 Why Console Gaming Is Objectively for Children and Plebs
>no mods
Reason Number 2 Why Console Gaming Is Objectively for Children and Plebs
>harder to pirate
Reason Number 3 Why Console Gaming Is Objectively for Children and Plebs
>all games require manufacturer approval
Reason Number 4 Why Console Gaming Is Objectively for Children and Plebs
>Licensing fees mean that console games have to appeal to the lowest common denominator in order to make as much money back as possible
Reason Number 5 Why Console Gaming Is Objectively for Children and Plebs
>They inspire the worst kind of annoying fanboy rivalries that are based on nothing but emotion
Reason Number 6 Why Console Gaming Is Objectively for Children and Plebs
>Less buttons means less room for complexity
Reason Number 7 Why Console Gaming Is Objectively for Children and Plebs
>Long console cycles mean that games focused on the console market are limited by static hardware
Reason Number 8 Why Console Gaming Is Objectively for Children and Plebs
>porn games
Reason Number 9 Why Console Gaming Is Objectively for Children and Plebs
>flight sims
Reason Number 10 Why Console Gaming Is Objectively for Children and Plebs
>Sierra On-Line and Lucasarts

Was getting more 1-Ups part of your plan?

The Touhou series counts as one.

Every time you die in a Mario game, Mario is actually dead and is replaced by a Mario clone who was second in line behind the lead Mario. All the Marios stand in a line waiting for their turn to die.

How do you not know this?

>Smash
>canon to anything

There's barely 10 good influential PC games that aren't shit like Bethesda games or flavor of the month esports.

>EVERY SINGLE POINT IS MY OPINION
Whether any of what you say is actually true or not is irrelevant, no one's wrong for liking any of those points, or simply not caring about them in regards to Japanese games.
I'll always enjoy Mario, Zelda, Kirby games, etc, regardless of the porn games that exist, whether there are flight sims, etc, etc. Your argument holds absolutely no water and isn't objective. Description =/= explanation, dumb dumb. I could describe as many things about western games, e.g, gritty, boring environments, but I'm not so stupid as to think they're objectively good or bad descriptions. Nice try :)

I didn't say influential; I said important. It's absurd to act like there are barely 10 important PC games.

PC = arcade > consoles
objectively true

Apologize for Nanking.

what are these games

Please explain why it's objective.
Without your opinion this time. Using a fact like "PC has this, this and this", is still as worthless as an opinion. Even to say that PC has better graphics, which is a fact, is still just an opinin, because graphics aren't important to everyone in the same way. Not everyone cares about mods. People like the atmosphere of playing on a console, etc, etc. It's all down to preference, not objectivity.

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Fucking look at him was it actually necessary to humiliate him like that?

>"Was getting more 1-Ups and increasing the number of us the adventure's ultimate objective?"

It's an objective fact that the taste preferences that align with enjoying consoles are those of children and plebs. Less mature content, less complex content, more restricted content, more casual content - those are things that children and low-skill, low-taste players want.

Miyamoto literally ruins every game he touches with his autism of destroying lore and originality. See paper Mario, all the OC characters with personality now gone. It's all fucking toads

>Less mature content, less complex content, more restricted content, more casual content - those are things that children and low-skill, low-taste players want.
Care to provide a source or...? Is this just mere projection?
If you were forming an objective argument you wouldn't have used the word pleb. Not only is it a vague insult but it's meaning varies from person to person. A pleb in your eyes might be a bro to another.
Your argument holds as much water as me saying back to you "consoles are for plebs and children". I haven't proven either point, and because you haven't, I don't need to either.

user, Miyamoto had barely anything to do with Smash4, let alone Trophy descriptions.

Mario, and Green Mario.

> Increasing the number of us
No, 1-ups make a clone
Holy fuck they die permanently and just get replaced

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>consoles are for plebs and children
I agree.

Pretty sure he never intended for there to be a coherent lore. He's compared the franchise to a play before and it gives the franchise it's own unique identity. It makes the franchise very self aware of the fact that it's only a game, made for fun. It's certainly more appealing to me than all the pretense involved with your dark gritty, deep lore movie games. That's just my preference, no one's wrong for liking or disliking either.

>I've run out of things to say so I'll start committing logical fallacies
you're a real treat to talk to :)

Grave of the Fireflies was a comedy.

Wow, nice going with the memes, NoA.

Actual autism in the PC gaming community

Two nukes weren't enough.

They're all just actors.

Reminder that Earthbound dude was in charge of these descriptions

>K. Rool could've been an Ally

It shows when you read Lucas's trophy, the one before his reveal

>Before adventuring, Lucas was a timid, cautious boy. His journey has made him a stronger person. Maybe he met someone to spend his life with... Hang on—we're moving way too fast! For now, remember that Lucas and Ness are favorites in the hearts of EarthBound fans.

>I agree.
I agree.