Cred Forums The Musical IV - A New Hope

Reverted retards edition

>What is this shit?
In 2013 Cred Forums got so butthurt over a Kotaku article, it created 3 whole musical parody albums. This is the 4th edition of that project. Anyone is welcome to sing, write, edit and create artwork. Just keep it vidya.

>Ok, I’m in. How do I get started?
First read the General Doc to get an overview docs.google.com/document/d/1d4xzW-_5QoVafWgdaXWOqJRng8bG4GXz8q_Ex5ohJO4/edit?usp=sharing
For more assistance, refer to the Advice Resource
docs.google.com/document/d/1PSsk9A1dTBRphaAfBFg9p80SXzQirAQhQ8auoDbT2wI/edit?usp=sharing

>Where can I put my songs?
You can find all songs currently being worked on in the Song Spreadsheet:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10c7KvjtiJX93A38pnBQ2BX5pZtx5pu4b8tPYr52HmyE/edit?usp=sharing

>What songs are already done in previous musicals?
See the Meta Song List
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1W2b2Rct6g6gZB74HolXL2_o_HvtUgBZyuZRDalzHJC0/edit?usp=sharing

Other urls found in this thread:

picosong.com/T9U7/
picosong.com/T9Cc/
picosong.com/TLLS/
picosong.com/T5X8/
drive.google.com/file/d/0B9ow0QSDNyRDS1VJb2JMb3lXajA/view?usp=drive_web
picosong.com/T2R7/
picosong.com/T4qw/
picosong.com/T2J6/
picosong.com/T4pz/
pastebin.com/vhDT7uJs
youtube.com/watch?v=D3i6ZptG54Q
picosong.com/Tgtm/
pastebin.com/6HMWf6zf
youtube.com/watch?v=sNJmfuEWR8w
youtube.com/watch?v=kBrDG8xQ0mI
pastebin.com/EeqAJZsT
youtube.com/watch?v=TMgclhlpwb0
picosong.com/TPnj/
pastebin.com/gydQM912
youtube.com/watch?v=Y4bbocBQ_0s
youtube.com/watch?v=wxR_-5Rwq5s
youtube.com/watch?v=8hLQCA2h8kA
www119.zippyshare.com/v/w42FgtKe/file.html
pastebin.com/jxgnRVRQ
youtube.com/watch?v=_OLUwuyHkuo
picosong.com/Tg2k/
pastebin.com/3gtTZegA
picosong.com/Tgr7/
pastebin.com/rGtCXzmC
picosong.com/Tgds/
picosong.com/TgrY/
docs.google.com/document/d/1gz3yiDC-HB-ghbWinOeLmlIvlkAZRj3PNVaScCGm-gc/edit
youtube.com/watch?v=r9L4AseD-aA
youtube.com/watch?v=mM0ss1M4mso
pastebin.com/K17RJ147
youtube.com/watch?v=kR6pxe8jaMs
youtube.com/watch?v=BW3gKKiTvjs
youtube.com/watch?v=pudVQL_wcpg
pastebin.com/pKPw3fCc
picosong.com/TgMU/
youtube.com/watch?v=y4NUZJMCJ20
picosong.com/Tg7x/
pastebin.com/Bthj00ez
picosong.com/TcNY/
picosong.com/TcL7/
picosong.com/TcLD/
pastebin.com/Qb6LijUY
scribd.com/document/324141984/The-Reit-Stuff?secret_password=HHrHgKdZY1yjsGUWpsIM
pastebin.com/pk6mGhpp
pastebin.com/CbqYYnky
picosong.com/Tggs/
picosong.com/Tmqb/
youtube.com/watch?v=K7y2xPucnAo
pastebin.com/D7S59kKK
youtube.com/watch?v=uWu4aynBK7E
youtube.com/watch?v=hy9jOswGziM
youtube.com/watch?v=-Kobdb37Cwc
pastebin.com/NQswCM9c
youtube.com/watch?v=45M0cz-9Nvs
picosong.com/zHkh/
picosong.com/Tm56/
picosong.com/Tm57/
youtube.com/watch?v=zic99LioPWU
pastebin.com/9ZTvEMrT
pastebin.com/tTPc7Mmg
pastebin.com/0u9jxuWm
pastebin.com/EaRXqpUB
pastebin.com/Ze2wH17s
youtube.com/watch?v=_yh9RywD_Fw
autismspeaks.org/about-us/contact-us
youtube.com/watch?v=7TKG_0GfbJ4
docs.google.com/document/d/16Eh_mpeVfGdG4LBQgYKNJp-L5jpSB36hRU8Mp8uj2-o/edit?usp=sharing
vocaroo.com/i/s0JrqgXGK0av
vocaroo.com/i/s1t7UFmSW8hA
youtube.com/watch?v=KhJcyrkfjQg
youtube.com/watch?v=59ReJyqCSvE
pastebin.com/qEV0KfKc
picosong.com/TmSR/
pastebin.com/u/smarmyanon
picosong.com/T2SZ/
youtube.com/watch?v=7nqcL0mjMjw
youtube.com/watch?v=KrRVX1abzac
picosong.com/TmEw/
pastebin.com/2JezrG05
pastebin.com/6wKjSCkT
pastebin.com/9jJYAicT
youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
pastebin.com/sELNYV9S
youtube.com/watch?v=42kEMJ0-JqY
youtube.com/watch?v=6Sj76eCy6ag
picosong.com/TmKk/
picosong.com/TjwN/
picosong.com/SkMu/
pastebin.com/tTjm8ejt
docs.google.com/document/d/11Jz0fYm0KrMlXIavpsukKBmbIxn4-36fq7QG58KmWfY/edit
pastebin.com/su77SMnq
pastebin.com/EczmzgLr
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pastebin.com/cGaq6VWk
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pastebin.com/uG7vE3a4
pastebin.com/m2XS0FC7
pastebin.com/RJkB6Fu8
pastebin.com/fvr61x48
pastebin.com/pGZEqJWp
docs.google.com/document/d/18SV71X6ACRofcb36B9Ad1uV-45O5jZR4zLdCt70hoMI
youtube.com/watch?v=3T_VLIZUOXI
picosong.com/SeGB/
youtube.com/watch?v=REGzrwMj_N4
picosong.com/TmTc/
youtube.com/watch?v=Fs3C1GNjkdQ
picosong.com/Tmdk/
pastebin.com/NjJvLJSh
youtube.com/watch?v=uhG-vLZrb-g
picosong.com/TmMx/
youtube.com/watch?v=E_ARS0gIm78
youtube.com/watch?v=6OvkIYiZojo
youtube.com/watch?v=k8rg3tptD4g
youtube.com/watch?v=vqGA8jy2eCU
youtube.com/watch?v=JLSORQ41aWI
youtube.com/watch?v=XSVUSPvrU3Q
pastebin.com/khRD2swC
drive.google.com/open?id=0B9ow0QSDNyRDbWpRNE4zSWwwWHM
picosong.com/Tmiz/
youtube.com/watch?v=XEOwTeI9geI
picosong.com/TLp6/
youtube.com/watch?v=R_Tvuu0mzZI&noredirect=1
youtube.com/watch?v=jiQcFvdB0NQ
pastebin.com/fNs98Bd2
youtube.com/watch?v=g3BamIKUnZ0
youtube.com/watch?v=GqZP7T28fLg
picosong.com/T2zV/
pastebin.com/2EfxZq5k
picosong.com/TuP6/
youtube.com/watch?v=wOW4-oWnDPw
pastebin.com/0rCAQYnP
youtube.com/watch?v=dpAuiGXDbas
drive.google.com/open?id=0B0R3OhC_4U6KRmJqSVAyWGtWODg
youtube.com/watch?v=zNJxHVJtAVw
picosong.com/Tugf/
youtube.com/watch?v=TezdnJd-t5I
youtube.com/watch?v=wP2VDYPUNBs
youtube.com/watch?v=EHV0zs0kVGg
youtube.com/watch?v=zvFKKS-FmGU
youtube.com/watch?v=STtwzLVAa1s
youtube.com/watch?v=eSBybJGZoCU
soundcloud.com/andrew-cox-11/kraftwerk-the-mix-pocket
youtube.com/watch?v=1zgja26eNeY
youtube.com/watch?v=lF3Rlfdgiwc
youtube.com/watch?v=1ClCpfeIELw
youtube.com/watch?v=LcKl9Yn-BtU
youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc
youtube.com/watch?v=fCnEndNO-ho
youtube.com/watch?v=R5prT2qiiWY
youtube.com/watch?v=Xz2zR1D6Yq8
youtube.com/watch?v=eeWjzBHUdsI
youtube.com/watch?v=IeDS3gcB4-U
youtube.com/watch?v=aGSKrC7dGcY
youtube.com/watch?v=7nVr4Ys8zKM
youtube.com/watch?v=IWm03wYBTbM
youtube.com/watch?v=_w4Xulsjo5I
youtube.com/watch?v=2hNjoDtaDGk
youtube.com/watch?v=TNpLSaCirj8
youtube.com/watch?v=Ry7PcYtKPhA
youtube.com/watch?v=owRsj-RKaX4
picosong.com/Tuxp/
mega.nz/#F!2FwWzSwB!PjNHMj1eyo0CqSHDLxLODQ
pastebin.com/zh6ZdEnh
youtube.com/watch?v=1NLV24qTnlg
soundcloud.com/libertyshorts/obamikado-ive-got-a-little
pastebin.com/XEZiNJrU
pastebin.com/hsHvyKSZ
youtube.com/watch?v=CzLlzx0gjwk
picosong.com/Tu7E/
youtube.com/watch?v=4QEVZ-9-nX0
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1W2b2Rct6g6gZB74HolXL2_o_HvtUgBZyuZRDalzHJC0/edit?usp=sharing
youtube.com/watch?v=SM-qsR7P8hY
youtube.com/watch?v=DznrwW_1Rv4
youtube.com/watch?v=tTxj9pzlnNs
youtube.com/watch?v=I7QemHFab8g
pastebin.com/bHvw08P5
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Highlights so far

picosong.com/T9U7/
picosong.com/T9Cc/
picosong.com/TLLS/
picosong.com/T5X8/
drive.google.com/file/d/0B9ow0QSDNyRDS1VJb2JMb3lXajA/view?usp=drive_web
picosong.com/T2R7/
picosong.com/T4qw/
picosong.com/T2J6/
picosong.com/T4pz/

sick user back at it again, still healing up, but almost 100%.

A more proper raw attempt at TF2 before my voice gives out.

pastebin.com/vhDT7uJs

Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=D3i6ZptG54Q

picosong.com/Tgtm/

how am i doing?

Master of the Hype done yet?

Could do a parody of the Willy Wonka 'Pure Imagination' song about Sean Murray and No Man's Sky

>Come on cucks
>Spend your bucks
>Til you reach that pure emasculation

Already done

S I N G F A G S P L S


>What would John Romero do (What would Brian Boitano do? - South Park)
Lyrics: pastebin.com/6HMWf6zf
Original: youtube.com/watch?v=sNJmfuEWR8w
Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=kBrDG8xQ0mI

>Something Better On Steam (Something Better - Muppets Treasure Island)
Lyrics: pastebin.com/EeqAJZsT
Original: youtube.com/watch?v=TMgclhlpwb0 (starts 1:25)
Instrumental: picosong.com/TPnj/

>Semagon Sah 4SP (Ivan Eht Nioj - The Simpsons)
Lyrics: pastebin.com/gydQM912
Original: youtube.com/watch?v=Y4bbocBQ_0s
Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=wxR_-5Rwq5s

I wrote a song about everyone's favourite handheld system. On top of the lead it requires a chorus of femanons.

Original youtube.com/watch?v=8hLQCA2h8kA

Instrumental www119.zippyshare.com/v/w42FgtKe/file.html

Lyrics pastebin.com/jxgnRVRQ

First video is also done:

youtube.com/watch?v=_OLUwuyHkuo

picosong.com/Tg2k/

>drive.google.com/file/d/0B9ow0QSDNyRDS1VJb2JMb3lXajA/view?usp=drive_web
what;s the base song of this?

I've done a bit of work with Ryuu Ga Waga Teki Go An Fuk Yo Self Kurau, a Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious parody.
(Original) pastebin.com/3gtTZegA

I was originally just planning on doing my dumb Winston voice, but I ended up ding an EVEN DUMBER Lucio voice as well. I changed "Never mind it's impossible to aim while playing Hanzo." to "Never mind how hard it is to aim while playing Hanzo" to help things flow better, and abridged Lucio's line, but all in all, it's practically the same. I also chose a more authentic instrumental that I found compared to the one in the pastebin.
(New Instrumental) picosong.com/Tgr7/
(Slightly altered pastebin) pastebin.com/rGtCXzmC

Anyways, here's my contribution, Since I only did 2 voices there's quite a bit of empty space that needs filling, so some participation would very much be appreciated.
>Winston + Lucio picosong.com/Tgds/
>Pure Vocals picosong.com/TgrY/

Speaking of participation, don't forget to add yourself into the Roll Call for Biggest Fags in Town

Any use of the following is fair game for the rollcall:
>user and any variation or it's pronunciation
>Anonymous
>Ann
>Annie
>Femanon

And if there's anything I missed that fits, that's probably fine to, but NO NAMEFAGGING.
I need at least 10 people before this can be pseudofinished and there is no limit to the number of voices I will take for this one I'm going to extend the music if needed, so please,don't hesitate to add yourselves via the official spreadsheet or the docs.
docs.google.com/document/d/1gz3yiDC-HB-ghbWinOeLmlIvlkAZRj3PNVaScCGm-gc/edit

An updated demo is as well coming soon. For now however, I'm going to work on some songs I promised.

Your Winston is pretty good, mate.

Hallowed be thy name

>picosong.com/Tg2k/
It's so fucking good

>picosong.com/Tg2k/

You have a great voice user

Can't wait to hear the rest

Thanks. Doing is voice kills my throat though.

If a certain character voice is particularly rough on your throat, drink something with lots of dairy before doing your takes.

Dairy promotes the generation of mucus in the throat, which will allow you to use a placement that would normally stress your throat without actual injury

I made one out of the Spongebob intro

Original: youtube.com/watch?v=r9L4AseD-aA

Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=mM0ss1M4mso
Lyrics: pastebin.com/K17RJ147

Wanna talk about vidya? "Aye Aye O.P"
I can't hear you! "AYE AYE O.P"
Oohh...
Who lives under the video games category?
"Cred Forums Anons!"
Absorbent and faggoty and autistic is he!
"Cred Forums Anons!"
If shitposts n shit be something you wish
"Cred Forums Anons!"
Then drop online and join the club!
"Cred Forums Anons!"
READY?
Cred Forums Anons!
Cred Forums Anons!
Cred Forums Anons!
Cred Forums ANONS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I just made this.

>Original: youtube.com/watch?v=kR6pxe8jaMs

(Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi)

See that five I'm gonna get
On your 4K PC screen
I'm the worst poster you've ever met
If you know what I mean
Code Red to the left of me
And Doritos to the right
Ain't got no games
Ain't got no wife
Gonna shitpost 'til it's light

'Cause I POST ON Cred Forums, my threads are shite
(POST ON Cred Forums) and I'll stay up all night
(POST ON Cred Forums) watch me sit and goad
(POST ON Cred Forums) I play on easy mode

I'm a troll, mean and mighty unclean
I'm a virgin man
NEVER EVER having fun
Understand
So you better not play on console
You better not have a wife
Memorize your deepest lore
And stay on Cred Forums for life
The party van is still in town
So there'd better not be any game around

'Cause I POST ON Cred Forums, my threads are shite
(POST ON Cred Forums) no, I don't play smite
(POST ON Cred Forums) I even use a tripcode
(POST ON Cred Forums) I play on easy mode

POST ON Cred Forums, (oi, oi, oi)
POST ON Cred Forums, (oi, oi, oi)
POST ON Cred Forums, (oi, oi, oi)
POST ON Cred Forums, (oi, oi, oi)
POST ON Cred Forums, (oi, oi, oi), my threads are shite
POST ON Cred Forums, (oi, oi, oi), gonna make a LOL thread tonight,
POST ON Cred Forums, (oi, oi, oi), I always main Toad
POST ON Cred Forums, (oi, oi, oi), I play on easy mode

Crosspost bump

For the daring femanons; a parody on Wuthering Heights about poor Samus

Original: youtube.com/watch?v=BW3gKKiTvjs
Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=pudVQL_wcpg
Lyrics: pastebin.com/pKPw3fCc

picosong.com/TgMU/

Did the whole thing, I'd really like to get some feedback.

Is it getting any better?

shilling my shit

Keep Away from Peter Molyneux

original - youtube.com/watch?v=y4NUZJMCJ20

instrumental - picosong.com/Tg7x/

lyrics - pastebin.com/Bthj00ez

You're reaching the notes, but not supporting yourself to stay on them. You want the air flow on a note to be more or less constant so that the tone doesn't fluctuate; if you don't support your breathing and the flow slows down you'll go flat

Not enough air in your lungs, not enough support to maintain tone, and not enough volume. All very related problems that can be fixed with diaphragmatic breathing exercises

Oh, and if you're listening to the song on headphones while you're recording take one of the cups off, even the greatest most practiced and professional singer in the world can't stay on tune if he can't hear himself.

That' pretty neat. Thanks for the info buddy.

also would like some people to sing parts for Virgin Company since 6 takes of my voice straining to sound different only go so far

there's an example track under vocals to match pattern. Just avoid clipping or white noise and it'll all shake out

Could someone make an instrumental of Housewares Employee?

I still need some lead vocals to complete The Reit Stuff. It's already half done, so come on Cred Forums. I know at least one of you have it in you to finish it.

Current version: picosong.com/TcNY/

instrumental: picosong.com/TcL7/
instrumental (without sound effects): picosong.com/TcLD/

pastebin: pastebin.com/Qb6LijUY
Scribd

scribd.com/document/324141984/The-Reit-Stuff?secret_password=HHrHgKdZY1yjsGUWpsIM

Can someone do Yakko already?
I want to make a video off it already.
pastebin.com/pk6mGhpp

Repost bump

pastebin.com/CbqYYnky

Is Yakko the only one that still needs to be done?

Yup

Just start on the video then, I'm sure it will get finished soon then.

I made a new attempt and wrote about something I actually enjoyed this year for a change: XCOM. Too bad I can't sing.

Song: picosong.com/Tggs/

Lyrics:

Watching my guys sneak up
In this turn-based tactics game
Saving earth from ayy lmaos
XCOM is my unit’s name
Scheming and adjusting
To my secret battle plan
Watching in slow motion
As their turn begins and pray

Please let their shots miss
Please let their shots miss

Watching my guys hurting
Still trying to fix this mess
Never hesitating
I’ll take a shot back I guess
What’s the deal with fumbling
All ninety percent sure shots
Watching in slow motion
As their turn begins and pray

Please let their shots miss

Through the smoke grenade they still crit
What is this RNG?
Then the building crashed and fell down
This is a travesty
With my medic dead
I am out of men

All my rookies died
All my rookies died

Watching my guys panic
In this fucking bullshit game
Raging every fight
Until I’m yelling Central’s name
Charged by a berserker
As my battle plan went wrong
Watching in slow motion
As my turn begins and say

All my rookies died
All my rookies died
All my rookies died
All my rookies died

Shit I meant Wakko

Not even bad, mate

Not yet, Roco and I are working on melody and I've got another set of vocals for her to drop in.

If you can add some chorus so it's not Van and Roco #1~23, that'd be great!

LUMP

Dude thank you so much, Ripple training made it a lot easier to sing and even clearer.

picosong.com/Tmqb/

Shit sounds passable now.

Literally getting better for every take.

Keep practicing and do more songs.

In previous threads there have been posters offering to make MIDI files of songs without instrumentals. Or if you can replicate it otherwise

Requesting the following if you people ever actually deliver

youtube.com/watch?v=K7y2xPucnAo

bump

pastebin.com/D7S59kKK
youtube.com/watch?v=uWu4aynBK7E
youtube.com/watch?v=hy9jOswGziM (studio instrumental)

Trollin' Cred Forums on a bright sunny day
log on Reddit while I'm calling dudes gay
Her OC's funny and she's got an external of classic memes
She upvotes me, I must be living in a dream
Take off my fingerless gloves and post the worst shit up
Look at her profile, she's all about me

She thinks my memes are sexy
It really turns her on
I got her postin' at me
Postin' til break of dawn
She's can't stop lelin' at these feelin' guy memes, yea she's a fan
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my shitposts, man
She's the only girl I've ever talked to and she likes pepe
She thinks my memes are sexy

We message each other all day and all night
Only fourteen but everything's alright
Coordinate together about killing all the threads
She messages me in the middle to say
That she has a secret to reveal to me
Just one more thread dead before I go to hit the hay

She thinks my memes are sexy
It really turns her on
I got her postin' at me
Postin' til break of dawn
She's can't stop lelin' at these feelin' guy memes, yea she's a fan
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my shitposts, man
She's the only girl I've ever talked to and she likes pepe
She thinks my memes are sexy

The next day she delivers with a single pic
"That me" but it's a big hairy dude holdin' his dick

He thinks my maymays
He thinks my memes are sexy
It really turns him on
I got him postin' at me
He won't leave me alone
He's postin' about his all his feelings, response he demands
He even won't shut up about the shitposts, man
He won't stop messaging asking if he can touch my pee pee
He thinks my memes are sexy
He thinks my memes are sexy
He thinks my memes are sexy

What a sad, sad, Cred Forums musical thread.
Bumpin

Mondays are extra sad

Would make for a good song tbph familam youtube.com/watch?v=-Kobdb37Cwc

We need songs about Watch Dogs 2 and Mass Effect Andromeda being inevitable meme blunders.

Also need songs about Battlefield 1 that doesn't go straight to Cred Forums

bideo games :DDD
pastebin.com/NQswCM9c

Original:
youtube.com/watch?v=45M0cz-9Nvs

Instrumental:
picosong.com/zHkh/

THICK

how has no one noticed this one?

this is gold

Eh, it's alright. It seems a lot of these songs about Cred Forums have pretty much the same texts on different melodies. I prefer a bit more original and varied subjects.

Are way better and more fun lyrics. I'm pretty sure they're actually the only lyrics about their respective topics

Okay, this is my last upload for today. I promised I would help with the chorus for Spooky Vidya Hell Dream, and sure enough I did.
BV Mid-Low Chorus picosong.com/Tm56/
Pure Vocals picosong.com/Tm57/
I can't handle the higher spectrum of the chorus however, so that responsibility's going to someone else. If anyone wants to take Gabe as well, that's fine. I only did the dumb voice as a nod to surfer Jesus from the musical.

I might do some slight edits here and there in the not too distant future, but for now, I don't care. I'm tired and have algorithms to code. Something something something, anons for the rollcall. I'll see you guys later.

Do we even have enough material for a single album yet?

I was bored and made this. Thanks, El Pato. Danganronpa 3 spoilers though.

youtube.com/watch?v=zic99LioPWU

We do. Even though it's not even been a week

>This video contains content from NBCUniversal Entertainment Japan LLC, who has blocked it on copyright grounds.

Have fun coding mate. Your stuff sounds good at least

I put it up literally like a minute ago.

how do i stop this? there are videos of this anime that are up on youtube now without issue. what do i do

Thanks, I'll try to have fun I won't

I'd tell you what a youtube employee said, but lol no el pato

Can't do anything except mirror it, speed it up, put different lay-outs all around it.

Either way, result would be despairingly shit

Whatever I filed the copyright claim and it's back up.

youtube.com/watch?v=zic99LioPWU

What song is this based on?

...

Never mind. What I meant was what's the beginning from?

>Dear Anons and Dumb Shitposters

What song is this parodying? It sounds so fucking familiar.

Threadly self-plug:

>Summer of '09
pastebin.com/9ZTvEMrT

>The Night Konami Went Crazy
pastebin.com/tTPc7Mmg

>Nothing But The Vidya
pastebin.com/0u9jxuWm

>Don't Stand In My Spot
pastebin.com/EaRXqpUB

>Mystic Maya
pastebin.com/Ze2wH17s

It's from PAX or something when Randy Pitchford did a cringy song about gamergate after he got triggered by a joke of a woman on the moon.

youtube.com/watch?v=_yh9RywD_Fw

Greetings from Sony Vegas!

thanks. God damn, anonfag has such a great voice.

>someone made a Snow Halation parody
>it slipped by me

Damn I'm out of it.

It slipped by you cause it was never posted in the thread and just put on the spreadsheet pretending to be the Wonderful 100 song by MobileCameron

Videofag here. Unless Anonfag's instrumental appears out of nowhere, I'll post the finalized version of "Dear user's and Dumb Shitposters" once I get off of work.

One last edit Im thinking I could do is to add another phone number to the bottom of the screen instead of the "Vault Tech" number. Any suggestions? I've currently got the suicide hotline there.

>GRAND DAD is there

Fucking ace, user.

>Any suggestions?
autismspeaks.org/about-us/contact-us

Quick!
Does anyone have a gif of Yoshi running with Mario?

youtube.com/watch?v=7TKG_0GfbJ4

Anyone feel like a collaborative rewrite?

docs.google.com/document/d/16Eh_mpeVfGdG4LBQgYKNJp-L5jpSB36hRU8Mp8uj2-o/edit?usp=sharing

I figure the funniest way to rewrite the song would be to make it as aggressive and vulgar as possible.

Working title: Go kill yourself
It's all I could think of that fits the syllables of the title lyric

vocaroo.com/i/s0JrqgXGK0av

Sounds good mate, just upload it to picosong and not to Vocaroo

vocaroo.com/i/s1t7UFmSW8hA

Lets take the Musical back to its roots and do some Disney songs. Looking for a femanon with a sultry voice and a couple of gruff sounding anons to take on this Disney classic

Original: youtube.com/watch?v=KhJcyrkfjQg

Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=59ReJyqCSvE

pastebin.com/qEV0KfKc

Any good Sondhiem songs in here? I'm curious.

I could try but I think it won't fit the tone of the voice you might want.

Speaking of songs... I'm pretty sure I can try this one

Holy shit this is gold. Parts of it actually sync up with the music too Oh my god

>I think it won't fit the tone of the voice you might want.
I doubt he's expecting someone here to pull off a Kate Bush

Wakko's VA said he started with Lennon and pitched it up and did all these other things (higher pitch, gravel, etc.). You'd be the better guy to hang out with in a pub

Might be today, might be tomorrow. The voice is hard and I have IRL stuff to do

Any songs related to Zero Time Dilemma's shittiness? I want to sing something.

>those parts where he struggles to say danganronpa and when instead of "our boy juzo" he says "shushu"

I was actually thinking up something with >Tell me why
>They're complex motives

Or something like that. But haven't put too much thought or time in it yet

picosong.com/TmSR/

Go on ahead.
Send your results to the creator of the lyrics though.
I'm not the guy who created it. I'm just the guy who's making the Youtube video for it.

Shit forgot his profile.
pastebin.com/u/smarmyanon

Yeah, a few Sweeny Todd songs, like Sonys Triple A Next Gen Game and I want to Buy A PC.

I know Valjeananon is trying to get a song from Company together

Then there's my personal favorite, "Advantages of Gaming On the Platform of PC." Been here since last year, a true gem!

>Advantages of Gaming On the Platform of PC
That one should really get done this year, it's really good

>I know Valjeananon is trying to get a song from Company together
He should do his part, once people see it's actively in the works it will probably be done way faster

Superior
picosong.com/T2SZ/

what if someone make Living on the edge by aerosmith? about edgy characters
my english is mediocre to write a song ;_;

youtube.com/watch?v=7nqcL0mjMjw

youtube.com/watch?v=KrRVX1abzac instrumental

I love company way too much, so please someone write a song for not getting married today.

>I could try but I think it won't fit the tone of the voice you might want.
Never hurts to try

This guy is getting out of hand, getting a bit annoying

>picosong.com/T4qw/
Missed opportunity to sing about evo moment #37

i like him he's always unique and sometimes mysterious
Also singing user is on 15 songs and no one complained,there's no a limit in how many songs you i sing in.

>i like him he's always unique and sometimes mysterious
He's a troll and a bad one at that

How is he a troll?

Always
Unique
Totally
Intelligent
Sometimes
Mysterious

Fuck.

>picosong.com/TLLS/

NOTHING WILL EVER TOP THIS SHIT

HOLY FUCKING KEEEEEEEEEEK

>a few sweeney todd songs
in the garbage cinematic key or the actual musical theater key?

VYDIA WAIFUS
>hey this is fun

>not getting married today
I was watching multiple performances of that last night and was thinking how ridiculous that would turn out as a parody. Whoever sang for it would need really good diction to pull it off and that's IF someone could even write a good one in the first place. Frankly, I don't trust anyone here for that.

>about edgy characters
At least the subject is original. I hate Aerosmith though, otherwise I'd have written it

picosong.com/TmEw/

Out of nowhere

Gamin' on the edge

why are there so many songs about no man's sky

because this year has been pretty fucking boring

Somebody sing What Would John Romero Do so I can make the video for it

Beats the fuck out of me. It's Noctis with shinier models but worse aesthetics. I'm still convinced the shills directed their force of interns on the game, and that most of the hate was fake. It doesn't fucking compute to me.

you really need three

just keep posting asking for takes, there's plenty of time for people to submit

Alright faggots, vannon here with like a million songs.

I find it fun.

pastebin.com/2JezrG05 (embed) - Everyone's a Little Bit Sexist

pastebin.com/6wKjSCkT (embed) - Buy A PC

pastebin.com/9jJYAicT (embed) - Damage Control to Major Todd

Anyone can pick up anything they want. Have fun!

Have the VIDYA Nasheed

there is no instrumental, so if you can live through the MEMES enough to acapella this to its memeworthy status, 72 virgins await you


Original - youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

pastebin.com/sELNYV9S

Why does Bane wear two masks at the same time?

he is a big guy

It's chilly in the basement

I feel like we need to make parodies of every song in one of Weird Al's polka mash-ups, and then do our own version of it with all our parodies.

If you can find polka instrumentals to the songs, I'm all for it. Otherwise I don't see how it'll work.

>Get someone to mash our currently complete songs into a polka
>Get the guy who sang Nostalgia Goggles in Year 2 to sing it

>Get the guy who sang Nostalgia Goggles in Year 2 to sing it
That's anonfag I think.

youtube.com/watch?v=42kEMJ0-JqY

It's got Feel Good Inc and Beverly Hills, both of which have parodies. It also has Gold Digger, which has two songs written this year.

>make an attempt with my phone
>app will only let me maybe send it to an FTP server

I literally got my first smartphone 2 days ago, what apps let me email recordings or just allow the file to be moved to my computer?

I geel this song has potential.

Anyone got ideas?

youtube.com/watch?v=6Sj76eCy6ag

Nevermind, I'm fucking stupid, here's a really terrible demo the people who cheered me on at karaoke were being ironic weren't they?

picosong.com/TmKk/

>Ripple

Nobody on Cred Forums has a voice that could do Fallon justice, senpai.

Where's the guy that did Friday Night Motherfucker?

It's good mate. Just needs an echo and whatever else makes a Nasheed

>mfw looking at Game God lyrics

picosong.com/TjwN/

nice

It's not nice. It's last year's teaser from someone who died in the meantime.

Fucking Junkoposter giving false hope and despair

I had an idea for a parody of David Bowie's "Girl Loves Me" called "Girl Loves Cred Forums" or something like that, but I can't think of any good lyrics for half of it at the moment.
So, I'm just throwing the idea out there, if anybody else wants to do something with it.

I guess it fits, but personally I'd really wish people would have more ideas about actual vidya or at least something that isn't just about Cred Forums shitposting.

Even "Girl loves Wii" about some chick using a wii remote to get off would be more original

I'd love to attempt writing for it, but I'd need subject matter.

First drawfag in the thread
Parody of "First toy makers to the king"
picosong.com/SkMu/

Did you record that with a tin can on a string?

>picosong.com/SkMu/

lol user turn your fan off

we did it

we found el pato's successor

Headphone mic actually, just wanted to get something out there and try to get the ball going for this idea.

Just record it properly, that's all the ball we need.

Singing itself is good, but please just sing into a phone or one of those $5 clip microphones or something so anyone can actually use this

Fuck off idiots. Stop being this retarded when someone isn't anonfag.

The singing is great, but like other people said the quality of the mic is a real shame. If you can find a mic that's better it would be perfect

I'm so sorry, whiteknight-sama.

All I got right now unfortunately, just wanted to lay out a foundation if anyone wants to expand on this idea. Just don't forget to credit me and I'm good.

>Fuck off idiots. Stop being this retarded when someone isn't anonfag.

I'm not a picky person but the noise is literally drowning out the singing come on

I didn't say the singing wasn't great

It's nothing to do with whiteknighting. We've got barely any new singers this year because you faggots accept nothing but the highest quality this year for some reason.

Just fuck off, it's retarded.

Where are the lyrics, you fag. Have they been posted, I don't see them in the doc.

Needs a pastebin and instrumental. Add it to the doc. Shame about the tin can vocals, but you sound like you'd have a lot to contribute with the proper equipment

[spoilers]It sounds like your mic cord is unshielded. There's a couple workarounds for that.

We need a burgermister add on as well

>nothing but the highest quality this year for some reason.

NIGGA HAVE YOU ACTUALLY LISTENED TO THAT

None of the responses were particularly damning, kill yourself.

It's not just that singfag. And the singing itself was great. Should have given tips how to improve the quality instead, you know like people did the first two years.

True, they saved that for the irc where only the circlejerk sees it

Sorry about that
pastebin.com/tTjm8ejt
Been on the backburner since last year

oh shit wasn't this in the last musical but didn't get finished?

It's finally reminding time for these gems that have yet to be sung

docs.google.com/document/d/11Jz0fYm0KrMlXIavpsukKBmbIxn4-36fq7QG58KmWfY/edit - I Hate it On Cred Forums
pastebin.com/6HMWf6zf - What Would John Romero Do?
pastebin.com/su77SMnq - Gitting Gud Is EZ
pastebin.com/EczmzgLr - The Advantages of Gaming on the Platform of PC
pastebin.com/N4wP2QbF - Go-Go-Kojima
pastebin.com/ZYw31FRt - Tears of a Game Dev
pastebin.com/dXakp9DR - Master of the Hype
pastebin.com/6gd3w65n - Going to Buy a PC
pastebin.com/tTPc7Mmg - The Night Konami Went Crazy
pastebin.com/rLzn9dYB - The Randy Pitchford Shit Show
pastebin.com/rkPUS8rN - DMCA
pastebin.com/Lj30PjXn - Land of Shitposters
pastebin.com/twf1PRQe - Take Me (to Cred Forums)
pastebin.com/ye6RrgkJ - Sony's Triple AAA next gen Game
pastebin.com/jqDfq0TV - 1998
pastebin.com/2D28SPEs - This is E3
pastebin.com/86A9g6jy - Satoru Iwata's Last Chance
pastebin.com/09H0QUeL - Rather Die Than Be One Of Your Steam Friends
pastebin.com/qqfFFAZH - Your Dreams Are All Dead (Sakurai's Lament)
pastebin.com/cGaq6VWk - A New Metroid Game
pastebin.com/gydQM912 - Semagon Sah 4SP
pastebin.com/Ze2wH17s - Mystic Maya
pastebin.com/8dE1LpBc - No Man's Song
pastebin.com/uG7vE3a4 - I walked dah rine
pastebin.com/Bthj00ez - Peter Molyneux {I'd like to make a suggestion that it be sung Pete Molyneux since there's one too many syllables for a couple lines}
pastebin.com/m2XS0FC7 - Frame-Rate!
pastebin.com/RJkB6Fu8 - SFM
pastebin.com/fvr61x48 - Sean the Fabricator
pastebin.com/pGZEqJWp - Console-Tan Tuesday
(At Least You're Not) Anthony Burch also needs more chorus singers
docs.google.com/document/d/18SV71X6ACRofcb36B9Ad1uV-45O5jZR4zLdCt70hoMI

We never got the chorus

>True
>I just wanted to complain for no reason
Damn, son.

I've missed you mate.

put the company song on there

>Should have given tips how to improve the quality instead, you know like people did the first two years

You mean like telling her to get a microphone that doesn't sound like absolute dogshit?

youtube.com/watch?v=3T_VLIZUOXI

who did this?

I cant fucking wait to see what the video looks like

tomorrow

Take 2
picosong.com/SeGB/

>picosong.com/SeGB/

There we go. Good job.

Would it be too horribly meta to have a song about us making our fourth musical?

Was thinking of writing something to the tune of this:

youtube.com/watch?v=REGzrwMj_N4

Way better, great job

I'm can't tell, are you singing along while listening to the song? If you've got the timing down just slap it on an instrumental once you've got your best take. If there is an instrumental.

I can hear your fan, but much much better

I made this because my last attempt at adapting this song was too "Cred Forums-culture' and unoriginal.

To the tune of "T.N.T." by AC/DC

youtube.com/watch?v=kR6pxe8jaMs
Oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi

See me camp out by the bonfire
Right near all the summon signs
If you try to invade me
Consequences will be dire
Three phantoms to the left of me
And estus to the right
Ain't got no skills
Ain't got no life
You'd better not try to fight

'Cause It's DARK SOULS 3, and I'm a fucking fag
DARK SOULS 3 I hope you enjoy the lag
DARK SOULS 3 All I do is block
DARK SOULS 3 Watch my estoc

I'm ugly, I fast-roll, and I'm a troll
I'm a ganking man
Popping dried finger for fun
Understand
So put away your greatsword
Put away your axe
Don't you touch that red orb
Or we'll gank your ass
The squad is back in town
Don't you try and make your mound

'Cause It's DARK SOULS 3, and I'm a fucking fag
DARK SOULS 3 I hope you enjoy the lag
DARK SOULS 3 All I do is block
DARK SOULS 3 Watch my estoc

DARK SOULS 3 (oi, oi, oi)
DARK SOULS 3 (oi, oi, oi)
DARK SOULS 3 (oi, oi, oi)
DARK SOULS 3 (oi, oi, oi)
DARK SOULS 3 (oi, oi, oi)
I'm a fucking fag (oi, oi)
DARK SOULS 3 (oi, oi, oi)

I hope you enjoy the lag (oi, oi, oi)
DARK SOULS 3 (oi, oi, oi)
All I do is block (oi, oi, oi)
DARK SOULS 3
Watch my estoc

Reposting form the general with a small update to the cover.

Alright, now it needs some chorus aND sound mixing

>It's DARK SOULS 3 and I'm a fucking fag
legitimate fucking gold

Currently trying to finish up Time Warp as Make A Musical Again, so I'd say its totally fine to have that sort of meta commentary. Besides, all we do is sing about not playing vidya anyways.

How about a song to the tune of David Bowie's Diamond Dogs?

You don't have to ask permission, mate. Write if if it hasn't been done yet

Barney fags?

I have no talent so I can only suggest shit, some anons should do a rocking out of that Mother cover from Lissie to stay the fuck out of Cred Forums before it drains all your happiness.

And with that I got chemistry homework to finish up and won't be back till Thursday. Hope to see more songs come along as the week goes by.

Add it to the spreadsheet. Both the pastebin with the lyrics and your attempt, otherwise we might lose it

picosong.com/TmTc/

tried to run it through and take out excess noise. can't do much about the clicks that happen during singing though.

also did you sing this song last year? your voice is super familiar

Yep, wanted to get it in last year but I missed the deadline by a few days. Hope to revive the project and get it in this album though.

>the hip to despair guy makes another fucking spot-on edit

Keep it the fuck up. I don't know if you've been doing this a while or if this is your first musical but this one and hip to despair are both immensely refreshing to see because they're not about no man's sky or le basement virgin Cred Forums users.

He didn't write Hip to Despair, but I agree with them being refreshing

who the fuck wrote hip to despair then? it's a weird breakaway thread hit and it gets constantly meme'd and joked about. you'd think whoever wrote that would come forward

Wouldn't say it's that mush of a thread hit, Junkoposting is more of a thread hit and I'm not sure they're totally connected

And for a lot of writefags it isn't about the credits. Some of the best songs were written by people who just go by user and that's it. Like it's supposed to be really

Junkoposting is pretty heavily connected I think. The only reason the series is even relevant here is that damn song, and I just know it's going to pop up AGAIN next year with V3.

I like it though. Again anything new is better than the same old Cred Forums jokes

youtube.com/watch?v=Fs3C1GNjkdQ

"Dear Anons and Dumb Shitposters - Remastered Edition" video is now finalized and public.

Same as before, basically, but with a few minor tweaks.

Also, have a standard Todd on the house, in case anyone else wants to use one.

Looking good mate. Seems last year's Hype has set the black and white with an intro trend. Quite like it

oh sweet! If you can find a reliable instrumental I will edit it in and get it organized on the doc as best I can.
I noticed you last year and I'm super glad you decided to come back :D

Ryuu Ga Waka Tekifjkds;af fuck yourself now is coming together!
picosong.com/Tmdk/

We need some people to voice:
Tracer
Junkrat
Reinhardt
Widowmaker
general Chorus voices

check out pastebin.com/NjJvLJSh

>:D

Great work, starting out with high quality songs and videos this year it seems

>there will be a musical for the underaged posters

Is the videofag for Don't Shitpost I'm Scared still alive?

If so at your name on the spreadsheet and respond to the guy making all those great edits for the video.
Otherwise that guy should just take over the video completely

You Oughta Know
Alanis Morissette

You Upgraded

I want you to know, that I am ang-ry at you
I wish no-thing but the worst for you both
A new-er ver-sion of me
It's more pow-er-ful than me?
Does it play games right out of the stu-pid box?
Does it run si-yah-lent-ly
And does it have your in-dies?
I'm sure it'd make a rea-lly ex-cell-ent door-stop.

'Cause the games that we played and then saved
Was-n't able to sat-is-fy you en-ough
To play with me more, no
And eve-ry time you play its games
Does it know how long we spent
Wor-king on Gee-Tee-Ayy
Gee-Tee-Ayy, but you're done with it.

So I'm here, to remind you
Of the saves you left when you put me up!
It's not fair, to un-plug me
From the wall socket that you gave to me
You, you, you UP-GRA-DED!

All I have so far.
Opinions?

Did another one. This is based on "Sugar, We're Goin Down" by Fall Out Boy

>Original
youtube.com/watch?v=uhG-vLZrb-g

Do you have more than one game yet?
I've been dying to play something other than Bloodborne here
'Cause I feel your lineup's really weak
Lie on the couch, as much fun as a museum
I'm just more of fan than most
But man, I've been waiting so long
(More of a fan than most, but man I've been waiting so long)

Drop an update, charge for online
We're always sitting around, and waiting for a fucking game

[2x]
We're going down, down, down in resolution
And, Sony, we're going down swinging
I'll be your player one with a a controller
A shitty prequel to Deus Ex? fuck it, I'll play it

Do you have more than one game yet?
Oh and don't don't count Knack, it was really shit
Wishing to play an exclusive thing
Isn't it fucked up how I almost want an Xbone?
I'm just more of fan than most
But man, I've been waiting so long
(More of a fan than most, but man I've been waiting so long)

Drop an update, charge for online
We're always waiting around, and waiting for a fucking game

[2x]
We're going down, down, down in resolution
And, Sony, we're going down swinging
I'll be your player one with a a controller
Overwatch for 60 bucks? fuck it, I'll play it


Down, down, down in resolution
And, Sony, we're going down swinging
I'll be your player one with a a controller
Knack (even if it sucks?) fuck it, I'll play it

We're going down, down, down in resolution
And, Sony, we're going down swinging
I'll be your player one with a a controller
Bloodborne again at 15 FPS? fuck it, I'll play it


We're going down, down (down, down)
Down, down (down, down)
We're going down, down (down, down)
The Order? man, surely you jest. fuck it, I'll play it

We're going down, down, down in resolution
And, Sony, we're going down swinging
I'll be your player one with a a controller
There are no games at all left. fuck it, I hate it.

I like it so far. The angry machine angle is nice and you should go further with that.
Singer could add some autotune to his voice and it would work out great

I got off my ass and finished this

picosong.com/TmMx/

Take this shit to reddit

Got your isolated vocals by any chance?

The singing is great but the instrumental really fucks it over with those other voices still in the background

i'll put it in the doc

Yeah.

I can diddle around with the original instrumental with some voodoo, but the existing chorus poops on his amazing vocals.

Moved this to the finished tab btw

Thx bb

ohya, forgot to mention literally every instrumental version has THE FUCKING CHORUS STILL IN IT HOLY FUCK

I'm aware.

Just trust in the voodoo that I do, babe.

Will probably finish up tomorrow since it's already almost 3am here.

do you want the backtrack or the vocals-extracted backtrack or my vocals?

Here's a few unorthodox instrumentals I scrounged up, if'n they could be of use to y'all.

youtube.com/watch?v=E_ARS0gIm78
youtube.com/watch?v=6OvkIYiZojo
youtube.com/watch?v=k8rg3tptD4g

And here's the standard
youtube.com/watch?v=vqGA8jy2eCU

Here's one more
youtube.com/watch?v=JLSORQ41aWI

and for giggles
youtube.com/watch?v=XSVUSPvrU3Q

Here's the final product

pastebin.com/khRD2swC

Your vocals

I put all my raw vocals in a drive folder

drive.google.com/open?id=0B9ow0QSDNyRDbWpRNE4zSWwwWHM

Trying to fix the lyrics for "Scuttlebug Hop":

>Well he raised that scuttlebug into thin air
>_______he didn't stop there

I need something that describes how Pannenkoek was able to raise the scuttlebug, and it should preferably rhyme with "There"

Looking at doing junkrat, me Australian accent is horrible I just gotta make it a specific kind of horrible.

I also have a terrible strayan accent, user, lets have a battle of wits and shitposting!

picosong.com/Tmiz/

I'm sure you can put those awful accents to good use for "Land of Shitposters"

pastebin.com/Lj30PjXn

Really would appreciate someone taking a crack at The Randy Pitchford Shit Show

Not a lot of people know that Randy sued 3drealms over a workplace prank involving gay porn. It directly led to DNF's first significant delay.

youtube.com/watch?v=XEOwTeI9geI
pastebin.com/rLzn9dYB

Oooooooooooo
This is a story all about how
An amatuer magician garnered so much clout
And we’ll try to keep it short because there's so much to delve
but it all started at the studio of 3d Realms
Where he got his break and was happy as can be
and was working really hard and quite diligently
but one day he saw something quite obscene
his face photoshopped on gay porn on his screen
he didn't get the joke and made quite a scene
So he Sued ; that's why Nukem took forever!

Well, the very next year he founded his own company
with the settlement money that he earned (That he earned)
and he launched opposing force
and it kinda took off
had quite a few games with awards adorned
So he took quite the chance on a New IP
of Borderlands this did go on to birth (onto birth)
and it had a pretty decent kick ass intro sequence
for what it's worth!

Then one day he was making purchases from the death of THQ
when he heard the collective masses of SJW's Boo hoo
They were mad at the oppressive patriarchy
So he sang all about it - livestreamed on Twitch TV
then he scammed Sega of Millions and whaddya know?
He has his very own shit shooooow!

He has his very own shit shooooow! Heyo!
He has his very own shit shooooow! Heyo!
He has his very own shit shooooow! Heyo!

At least he's not Anthony Buuuurch!

I keep trying to do the first verse and failing, it actually hurts me inside.

Try talentless or feel free to change it to something that flows better for you

Maybe Even

This is a story all about how
A magician named pitchford garnered so much clout

This is a story all about how
A magician named randy garnered so much clout

try that too

picosong.com/TLp6/
Toxic is highlight to me, but I'm afraid they'll just abandon it ;^(

theres are song being done about EA

i dont think anybody cares about those other two no name titles for a few years now...

I had already updated This is E3 pastebin since it had an extra section before I finalized the lyrics but the old version must've been placed back up for some reason. Already corrected it in the doc.
Also, is anyone who can do a Clopin from Hunchback of Notre Dame interested?

youtube.com/watch?v=R_Tvuu0mzZI&noredirect=1 (Original)
youtube.com/watch?v=jiQcFvdB0NQ (Instrumental)
pastebin.com/fNs98Bd2

>Get up today ready to sing more and just do the missing bits of DSP myself

>throat suddenly is sore as fuck

Welp I'll see how I feel later today if I get better I'll finish DSP raw once and for all

I'm the worst lyricist in the world but I made a start to make Roadie by Tenacious D into Jannie.
original - youtube.com/watch?v=g3BamIKUnZ0
instrumental - youtube.com/watch?v=GqZP7T28fLg

Should I continue with this?
All the other lyrics that I wrote previous years were called shit after I invested a lot of time so I don't want to invest too much time for nothing.


Well it's 3pm, time clean the board
gotta get it into shape
my fingers flex my fuckin' sweat won't stop today

When I click delete, I fuckin' click delete
I fuckin' clicka-clicka one, two, three
I remove shit, I make the board as good as it can be

Cause the anons post, but the jannies clean
Gotta delete all posts that are obscene
gotta make sure that this board stays fuckin' blue

Because the jannie knows what the jannie knows
And the jannie knows that he wears stained clothes
And he hides off in the shadows of his room
-
Because the jannie
...
...
Brings a tear drop to the jannie's eyes
Tears of pride
-
Because he brought you the show
But you will never know
...
And doing it for free
...

Then my -beautiful- mom come to me
She say, "Hey can I get you tendies?"
I say, "Yays, I am hungry"

Then she quickly say, "I gave you food
Now get out and get a job
I do not want you jannie, I want Jamal's chode"

I'm doing all of this for free
Without me there'd be nothing but more spam
Without me there'd be nothing but g-fur
But you don't applaud for me
-
No, I am the jannie!
...
No, I am the jannie!
I make the board go!
jannie, jannie, jannie!

picosong.com/T2zV/

Daily reminder cripple chan has supperior songs. :^)

every time

I love you all

Rough cut of something I've been working on. Hope you guys like it.

"Ready to Make a Post Again"
Parody of "Ready to Take a Chance Again" by Barry Manilow
LYRICS: pastebin.com/2EfxZq5k
DEMO: picosong.com/TuP6/

>picosong.com/T4pz/

this one is pretty good

>picosong.com/TLLS/
This is the greatest thing I have ever heard, my sides are gone

I guess an actual generic Australian accent is out of place then...

youtube.com/watch?v=wOW4-oWnDPw

I feel like someone could spin this into something Cred Forums

Blame Consoles parody of Blame Canada anyone?

Any idea guys want to shill an idea? I wrote one song last year so I'd like to write another this year

>two of my songs endorsed by the whitest man in Argentina

Also, I wonder what happened with that guy who said he's trying Summer of '09.

There's already a Blame Canada parody being worked on about Nintendo.

PERMISSION TO DO ULTIMATE CONTROL PLEASE
I HAVE A SHIT VOICE BUT I'VE LISTENED TO ULTIMATE SO MANY TIMES HOLY FUCK

Before I write it, what do you think about this idea? Using Adele's "Chasing Pavements", a song about being subscribed to WoW -- "Making Payments".

>Should I give up, or should I just keep making payments
>Even if there's no content?
>Would it be a waste
>Even if I've cleared the raids, should I leave?
>Should I unsub
>Or should I just keep making payments
etc etc

You think it has potential or trash?

>permission
Just do it. Nobody's your boss here.

I thought it was pretty clever, but you oughta get feedback from others too

This is great
This is also great
This one is not great. Sorry user, the syllables are super jank

>Nobody's your boss here
Then who was gym???

This is actual brilliance. I don't know what your shit attempt was in the past, but you better start believing everything happens for a reason because that must have been a prerequisite for making this.

Someone better do singing for this

Fucking phenomenal. I would prefer someone voiced the intro though. Hell i'd do it.

Has no one seriously done anything for Jukebox Hero? I mean besides the obvious like >Guitar Hero, you could probably come up with something great. It's also as about iconic as a rock song can get.

Right, here's my contribution to the musical. Hope you enjoy the cover, I put quite a bit of effort into it.
I may even make a video or two if any songs pop up that I could work with.

Pretty sure the original was which is still pretty good

I'm going to buy a PC and Please be in London are both done to the musical.

pastebin.com/0rCAQYnP

pastebin.com/6gd3w65n

Is there a reason "Where did you come from, Pokemon Go" isn't in finished?

It's flawless from what I can tell

youtube.com/watch?v=dpAuiGXDbas

Any more Quasimodo songs like court of miracles being made? They were pretty dope.

That's some sick title text

>(At Least You're Not) Anthony Burch also needs more chorus singers
here you go, I also added it to the sheet
drive.google.com/open?id=0B0R3OhC_4U6KRmJqSVAyWGtWODg

I remember writing one last musical about suspected Redditors stumbling across Cred Forums then being subject to mob justice, but I could not find a decent instrumental.

Pretty good imitation familam

Bakatenshi is also doing that song, so I doubt it won't be completed

It's overwatch, they don't have actual genuine accents

Has potential. It's an original topic, and the more there are of those the better.

Is it based on something or already a cover for a band? Specially love the lettering. Very well done. Don't forget to add it to the art folder.

Yes, it's based off of this.

There's one for Topsy Turvy called This is E3. Don't think anyone has picked it up yet.

>People think my terrible accents are good imitations of terrible accents

I don't know if it'd be worse if I was trying to be Australian in that take or not.

Are you me? I did the exact same thing two years ago.

Maybe you've heard of a terrible place where shitposters of Cred Forums collect in a lair
Maybe you've heard of that mythical place called forward slash V - Hello, you're there!
Where the shills run free, and the blind check dubs,
But the banned don't post, so you won't be around to bring quality down,
We like shitposting and feminist threads and arguments over your tastes being lame,
Here in forward slash V, where it's a miracle if there are video games

youtube.com/watch?v=zNJxHVJtAVw

Someone change this from "Don't break the rules" to "Do it for free"

picosong.com/Tugf/

second take at no man's lie/space oddity

shameless attention seeking repost

pastebin.com/fvr61x48

youtube.com/watch?v=TezdnJd-t5I
youtube.com/watch?v=wP2VDYPUNBs

good sound, needs technique

Any song has potential to come out amazing or trash. Write it, do it well, throw it in the chaos and pray for the best.

>I don't know if it'd be worse if I was trying to be Australian in that take or not.
Don't worry, Junkrat's VA also didn't know if he was trying to be Australian or not

Quite a big improvement compared to your first take if I remember your first take correctly. But could still use some improvements at places where you forget the words or need to rush them

thanks for the feedback. Just for info, what makes it sound like I don't have a good singing technique?

I need some help for a song. Who are the most irritating posters on Cred Forums? Like Barneyfag, or e-celeb drama posters.

Platform war shitposters, all sides of it
No contest

>any ideas
Loads, train rides are boring.

Everybody needs somebody, Blues Brothers - Everybody needs some replies
>I need (You) (You) (You)
youtube.com/watch?v=EHV0zs0kVGg
youtube.com/watch?v=zvFKKS-FmGU
needs a better instumental

I Ain't Tha One, NWA - I aint tha one
I don't preorder or buy DLC
youtube.com/watch?v=STtwzLVAa1s
no instumental found though

Pocket Calculator, Kraftwerk - Framerate Calculator
youtube.com/watch?v=eSBybJGZoCU
soundcloud.com/andrew-cox-11/kraftwerk-the-mix-pocket best instumental I've found
More Kraftwerk is always needed. Kraftwerk songs have very little lyrics. It doesn't take long to write something for it.

Wonderboy, Tenacious D - Consoleboy
Consoleboy and Young PC Man
youtube.com/watch?v=eSBybJGZoCU
no instrumental

San Quentin, Johnny Cash - Cred Forums [+1 syllable]
>Cred Forums [+1 syllable] you been livin' hell to me
>you hosted me since 2003
youtube.com/watch?v=1zgja26eNeY
youtube.com/watch?v=lF3Rlfdgiwc

Breakfast at Tiffany's, Deep Blue Something, Bloodborne's Exclusivity
>Well that's the one game we got.
youtube.com/watch?v=1ClCpfeIELw
youtube.com/watch?v=LcKl9Yn-BtU

Dixie's Land, some dead guy - Cred Forums [land]
>Look away, look away, look away Cred Forums [land]
youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc
youtube.com/watch?v=fCnEndNO-ho

I won't let you down, Ph.D - I will/won't let you down
Todd Howard/Sean Murray
youtube.com/watch?v=R5prT2qiiWY
youtube.com/watch?v=Xz2zR1D6Yq8

Self Esteem, The Offspring - Self esteem
Preorder/DLC
youtube.com/watch?v=eeWjzBHUdsI
youtube.com/watch?v=IeDS3gcB4-U


Enjoy the Silence, Depeche mode - Enjoy the thirty (fps)
>60 is very unnecessary
youtube.com/watch?v=aGSKrC7dGcY
youtube.com/watch?v=7nVr4Ys8zKM

Your notes waver or go flat because your airflow isn't constant, you really need to focus on pushing a constant stream of air in order to stay on top of a note instead of sliding down

Five years, David Bowie, five years (still mad)
still mad at ME3 after five years
ME3 released 2016-03-06, something for next musical?
youtube.com/watch?v=IWm03wYBTbM

Der Kommisar, Falco - Der Janitor
youtube.com/watch?v=_w4Xulsjo5I
youtube.com/watch?v=2hNjoDtaDGk


Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way, Waylon Jennings - Are You Sure Moot Done It This Way
youtube.com/watch?v=TNpLSaCirj8

oh, and your vibratto is coming in where it should be suppressed, which to me usually indicates someone is out of breath

It misses the *clap clap*.

Someone should make a follow up on Ashes to Ashes.

alright, thank you very very much, I'll work on it

Sorry I've been kind of inactive. I haven't been feeling the greatest. I'm working on writing instead of singing for now.

That's awesome. I love Caravan Palace. I'd make the album title a tad more visible, though.

I'm the guy working on it. It's actually coming along quite nicely. I'm glad I learned how to use masking in vegas.

What scene are you on?

Add your name to the spreadsheet so it's clear someone is working on it cause we missed you.

There's also been another user making magical edits for the video that you could/should use. Maybe try coordinating with him a bit, he's in the /vg/ thread most of the time. Stuff he made:
Hope you get better soon mate

Please choose a different subject than NMS for that

But user, isn't it so fun to talk about NMS?

MGS5 didn't have this many songs last year, and it was actually hyped on Cred Forums.

just have a go at it
also r8 my lyrics

bait her

This one is honestly incredible and addresses every problem most people have with this game.

t. /dsg/

Shit did I miss the songwriting part again this year or did I catch it?

You caught it. We've only been at it 5 days, still got loadsa time

Pleas respond

>estoc
got patched

otherwise good

I'm surprised nobody did a cover of "64" by the beatles, using parallel universes

>All I do is block
to
>All I do is roll
and
>Watch my estoc
to
>Watch my curved sword
otherwise pretty fucking good

Noted. Haven't played in a while so I was a little rusty on things.

Thank you. Hopefully someone sings it.

Those changes would stop it from rhyming and flowing well though

>We roll in hordes,
>DARK SOULS 3
>With our curved swords

nah, you can make it flow, you just need to pronounce "curved sword" as one word and at any case it's a lesser offender than "I hope you enjoy the lag". "roll" is equivalent to "block".

That works

This is fucking flawless. Changing it on the spreadsheet officially to this.

Please please finish this you sound amazing and I fucking love the concept

Postin' mine that I was working on for a bit, still need some help / advice, some parts still havent been changed
Original - youtube.com/watch?v=Ry7PcYtKPhA
Instrumental - youtube.com/watch?v=owRsj-RKaX4
Pretty sure this is like the only NBC song we haven't done yet

"Kill off the Lucky One"

A: Kill off Mr Nagito?
2: I wanna do it
3: Let me go!
1: Junko thinks that we're a team
3: Fighting for Hope
2: Plotting up schemes
A: Living the dream!

A: Kill off the lucky one, tie him up real tight
A: Hit him with a truck and then
A: See if he survives

1: First, we're going to set some bait
1: Fake a murder and then wait
1: Then we blame him at the trial,
1: rig the vote, and seal his fate!

2: Wait! I've got a better plan
2: To kill this lucky hopeful man
2: Let's cook him in some boiling heat
2: And when he's done we'll serve him up!

A: Kill off the lucky one
A: Send him to his death
A: Watch the crusher end his hope
A: See it take his breath

1: And Mrs. "Ultimate Despair"
1: Can take the plan right over there
1: Despair will win I do presume
1: She'll send him to his doom!

2: I say that we take a rocket
2: stuff him right inside and then
2: Launch it off and when it lands
2: Mr Luck has met his end!

1: You're so stupid, think now
1: If we smash him up to smithereens
1: We may lose some viewers
A: And then Ms Junko will be displeased!

A: Kill off the lucky one
A: Trap him in a game
A: Make his death the next move
A: Then see if he is sane

A: Because Mrs. Enoshima is the meanest girl around
A: If I were on her Despair list, I'd get out of town

3: She'll be so pleased by our success
3: That she'll reward us too, I bet

A: Perhaps she'll let us cause despair
A: By using that old bear!

A: We're her little heroes
A: And we take our job with joy
A: We do our best to please her
A: And treat hope like a toy

(1/2)

1: I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb
3: I'm not the dumb one
2: You're no fun
1: Shut up!

1: I've got something, listen now
1: This one is real good, you'll see
1: We'll send a present to his door
1: Upon there'll be a note to read
1: Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
1: Until his curiosity
A: Entices him to look inside
A: And then we'll have him
A: One, two, three

A: Kill off the lucky one, beat him with baseballs
A: Hit him for a thousand knocks, see when he will fall

A: Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits
A: Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks
A: Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see
A: Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key
A: Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see
A: Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key

Looking great so far, keep on it.
It's almost tempting to let a lot stay the same as the original because it fits, but hopefully you can still come up with even better stuff for the unchanged parts

Take 1 for Reinhardt: picosong.com/Tuxp/

Prolly have to make another take.

Did anyone save the lyrics of that Pokemon Go parody of "What a Wonderful world" that was posted in one of the preparations for the musical threads some weeks ago? For fucks sake why doesn't Cred Forums have a proper archive.

I can't remember quite well, but I believe it went something like:

"I see Valor in red
And Mystics in blue
They fight eachother
While instinct babies eat glue
And I think to myself
That is Pokemon Go..."

>Pretty sure this is like the only NBC song we haven't done yet

There's a good few. We haven't even done the Town Meeting Song in the style of Keighley trying to teach young journalists how to do it because he eventually too sells out, with the harrowing aftermath in Making Christmas (Making Reviews)

Not until I write it later, anyway.

I've no experience with the game you're referencing but your lyrics are very solid.

That was the problem I was having. I tried to turn each 'torture' verse into a different execution but I'ts hard to get them to work with the rhyming scheme

I can try to do widowmaker later but my french accent is atrocious. I'll also give junkrat an attempt later tonight if it'll still be up

This is really great. The lyrics that you've changed are all amazing. I want this one to happen.

Hip to Despair is confirmed getting a whole complete version this Saturday.

Posting an old one I've saved, not mine
To the tune of the DK rap

HE'S THE LEADER OF THE GROUP, YOU KNOW HIS NAME HE'S FINALLY BACK IN A BETTER GAME
HIS NOBLE RAPIER, CAN STAB YOU IN SPURTS IF HE CRITS YOU, IT'S GONNA HURT
HE'S STRONGER, SMUGGER, AND MORE FEMININE TOO
HE'S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE EMBLEM CREW

THIS LORD'S GOT CLASS
SO LISTEN UP, GUYS
HIS MOVEMENT RANGE
HAS ENORMOUS SIZE
HIS POWER LEVEL COULDN'T BE ANY HIGHER
EVEN IF HE IS RATHER WEAK TO FIRE
HE'LL SMITE HIS FOES WITH HIS SILVER SWORD
WITH A SLASH AND A STAB, HE'S ONE COOL LORD


SHE HAS NO ASS, SHE HAS NO TITS
THIS LORD HAS NO BOINGY BITS
SHE CAN TIME TRAVEL WHEN, SHE NEEDS TO AND CREATE A PARADOX, JUST FOR YOU
SHE GET'S GREAT STATS WHICH CAN MAKE HER GRAND, BUT HER PERSONALITY'S PRETTY BLAND

HE'S BACK AGAIN, AND ABOUT TIME TOO
AND THIS TIME, HE'S IN THE MOOD
HE CAN STAB REAL HARD WITH HIS TRUSTY LANCE
AND A BIGGER ONE INSIDE HIS PANTS
HE'LL GAIN A HORSE WHEN HE CHANGES CLASS
BUT SISTERS BEWARE, 'CUZ HE WANTS YOUR ASS

FINALLY HE'S HERE FOR YOU
IT'S THE LAST MEMBER OF THE EMBLEM CREW
THIS LORD'S SO STRONG IT ISN'T FUNNY
HE'LL MAKE A GODDESS CRY OUT FOR MOMMY
HE CAN AETHER ENEMIES WITH RELATIVE EASE
SOLOING GAMES SEEMS SUCH A BREEZE
HE MAY NOT HAVE A COUNTRY HE MAY NOT HAVE LAND
BUT THIS LORD FIGHTS FOR HIS FRIENDS

C'MON HECTOR
TAKE THEM TO THE SIEGE

FIGHTERS, TRICKSTERS
PEGASUS KNIGHTS

THIEFS, DRUIDS, MANAKETES, AND BEAUTIFUL BRIDES

Thanks! I really appreciate it! I'm not the most creative person so I'm still slowly trying to get the rest of the lyrics changed.

Other editorfag here, I'll upload all edits that I've made/going to make into a mega folder, feel free to use them in your video

mega.nz/#F!2FwWzSwB!PjNHMj1eyo0CqSHDLxLODQ

Based.

Looks good mate.

Was also planning to write a Danganronpa song but not sure if it would be overdoing it now with two good songs already written for it

Thanks! If you want to make a Danganronpa song go for it! Try something different if you're worried about too much, like about the Future Foundation members or something.

I'd say go for it. DR3 shitposting is probably one of the only relevant things this year considering fucking literally nothing has happened besides No Man's Sky and Dark Souls 3, both of which have songs done.

goddamn AnonFag quit showing me up

Would anybody mind posting the kotaku article the op is talking about? I've never seen it and it'd be a nice history lesson.

Alright, I'm quite happy with this one actually. Anyone up for some operetta?

I've got a little list (The Cred Forumsikado) - based on "I've got a little list" from The Mikado

pastebin.com/zh6ZdEnh

Original (the lyrics vary in each performance): youtube.com/watch?v=1NLV24qTnlg
Instrumental: soundcloud.com/libertyshorts/obamikado-ive-got-a-little

As some day it may happen that a janny must be found,
I've got a little list, I've got a little list
Of vidya board shitposters who do like to make a sound
Who never would be missed - who never would be missed

There's the console warring baiters who delight in arguments
The ones who likes to false flag lots of things that don't make sense
The PS4, the Xbox One, the Wii U and PC
They'll post some crying faces and reply to them with glee
As all those (you)s keep flooding in they never will desist
They'd none of them be missed — they'd none of them be missed!

He's got them on the list — he's got them on the list;
And they'll none of them be missed — they'll none of them be missed.

There's the anons who do like to post their favourite girls in games
Lonely fags who can't resist - I've got them on the list
And people who think problems all on reddit can be blamed
They never would be missed — they never would be missed!

There's the fanboys of a game who in enthusiastic tone
Derail a conversation and then try to make their own
The guy that they call Barneyfag who sperging out is fond
When someone posts a pony just to get him to respond
Nostalgiafags who everything but retro games dismiss
I don't think they'd be missed — I'm sure they'd not be missed!

He's got 'em on the list — he's got em' on the list;
And I don't think they'll be missed — I'm sure they'll not be missed!

The ego driven tripfag fucking faggot Manly Tears
That hemorrhagic cyst - he's going on the list
And NEETs who proudly boast about their lack of a career
They'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed.

1/2

The off topic threads which seem to want to talk about their feels
And well endowed 2D girls who remind a deal's a deal
Let's not forget the ones who are most inexcusable
Those posters who are making yet another musical
September comes around and it seems they just can't resist
They'd none of them be missed, they'd none of them be missed

You may put them on the list — you may put them on the list;
And they'll none of them be missed — they'll none of them be missed!

2/2

>Thinking three written (not even sung) songs of the same topic is overdone
Mate. Normally half the album is solely about shitposting, and the other half will now be split between NMS, journalism and with a bit of luck some other games

Don't forget QPU Mario.

I remember someone was writing a song called Etrian Oddity, but maybe they stopped when he was PU Oddity.

i have literally never heard of what that's based on

bretty good. If you do another, don't include the instrumental in the upload if you can help it. At the very least, don't add Hanzo's ult.

If you wanna take a stab at it, go for it. There's always room for improvement.
I'll be lurking in the threads 'till you're done.

The finished version of "Where Did You Come From Pokemon Go" follows the old lyrics.

The updated lyrics can be found here:
pastebin.com/XEZiNJrU

Lemme know how it reads.

Fixed some jankyness. Thanks for all the input. Anyone willing to take a crack at it?

Not a lot of people know that Randy sued 3drealms over a workplace prank involving gay porn. It directly led to DNF's first significant delay.

youtube.com/watch?v=XEOwTeI9geI
pastebin.com/hsHvyKSZ
Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=CzLlzx0gjwk

Oooooooooooo
This is a story all about how
A magician named Randy garnered so much clout
And we’ll try to keep it short because there's so much to delve
but it all started at the studio of 3d Realms
Where he got his break and was happy as can be
and was working really hard and quite diligently
but one day he saw something quite obscene
his face photoshopped on gay porn on his screen
he didn't get the joke and sued Apogee
And that’s that's Nukem took forever!

Well, the very next year he founded his own company
with the settlement money that he earned (That he earned)
and he launched opposing force
and it kinda took off
had quite a few games with awards adorned
So he took quite the chance on a New IP
of Borderlands this did go onto birth (onto birth)
and it had a pretty decent kick ass intro sequence
for what it's worth!

Then one day he was making purchases from the death of THQ
when he heard the collective masses of SJW's Boo hoo
They were mad at the oppressive patriarchy
So he sang all about it - livestreamed on Twitch TV
then he scammed Sega of Millions and whaddya know?
He has his very own shit shooooow!

He has his very own shit shooooow! Heyo!
He has his very own shit shooooow! Heyo!
He has his very own shit shooooow! Heyo!

At least he's not Anthony Buuuurch!

Yeah, it should be moved out of finished. It's also missing the female voices

I'm writing an OC song called I'm Quitting Vidya. What are some of the worst things to happen to the industry recently? So far I'm complaining about Sm4sh, MGS5, and Fallout 4.

The Nintendo DMCA debacle with AM2R and Uranium

Moved out of finished again. Wasn't aware of the updated lyrics and it sounded incredibly polished and complete.

Plus there was something super fucking weird happening with the cell colors for it that I fixed, so I guess some good came out of it.

>never heard of Gilbert and Sullivan

What the fuck?

anyone has the DHIMS mp4?
I want to watch it again

>Sm4sh
Would hardly call that "worst" but alright.

DMCA's, censorship, overhyped trash and publishers destroyed good devs are some of the worst things. Also pre-order incentives and exclusives, early access nonsense and overpriced dlc that gets cut from the main game.

whats the tldr on that? ninty still being out of touch?

Something like that. They see harm in non-profit fan creations

lyrics are about games that disappointed me personally and industry bullshit. its just that I've been out of the loop so I dont know whats current

I'll look into it, thanks for the quick reply senpai

>disappointed me
Mirrors Edge, Star Fox Zero and Street Fighter V

The Division, Quantum Break, Recore

Is hip to despair finished yet, or are you waiting for the anime's finale in case they do something batshit crazy?

Also anyone want me to write a V3 themed song sung from the perspective of Hopebot who got cucked by Kaede?

Thanks. I was going to post raw vocals when my part was fully done. But I have no problem in posting them anyway next time.

>Is hip to despair finished yet
Will get sung saturday in its completion

>anyone want me to write a V3 themed song
That's too Cred Forums

Tit-willow was the first song I ever found from The Mikado.
Never fails to put a smile on my face.

But V3 is the video game!

The song is done, but it's not fully recorded yet. It's getting done on Saturday.

Take this in the meantime picosong.com/Tu7E/

I do think that would be a good thing though. Any songs that aren't No Man's Sky are good.

Danganronpa V3 is a video game coming out next year.

Wait Robo Naegi isn't the protagonist?

Oh, that's the upcoming one

>too Cred Forums
Actually V3 is the video game. The reason DR3 is an anime is because Kodaka wanted to finish up Batnaegi vs the fucking Junker storyline

Apparently not.
Big tits Mgee is our new protag.
Not that I mind really, I just wish they'd give me a game with Naegi's ending and not an anime.

regardless, whether DR3 is an anime or not, Hip to Despair works because it's literally some guy singing about how he's too lazy to discuss it on the right board.

The video is just the original video with the new song over it. Just watch the original on youtube and mute it

Might think about seeing if I could do something based on that too. I've got a little list just seemed too perfect not to.

There’s an edgelord character on your board
And he’s writing and squeeing and drawing something poor
Well, he’s trawling for (you) and loading up his sprawls,
There’s an egdelord edgelord character on your board
He’s weak with ‘spergers and spoken like a child
He’s playing shit games and he’s asking for more
There’s an edgelord character on your board

SONIC FAN Since the net began,
This autism. From the very first ring.
Switch off that game, it’s my turn now,
I’m a Sonic fan
Cause I can, cause I can, cause I can

S is for SONIC baby,
And O is for O.C don’t steal
N for hating literally NOTHING SEGA
I is for hating the IMBARRASSMENT I feel,
C is for CHAO
F is for FASTER
A is for ADVENTURE with all my friends,
N is for KNOWING this Sonic fan’s going to be one that scares all of yours (away)

SONIC FAN! Til’ the bitter end,
As Gamestop burns down,
Forever and ever and ever Amen,
SONIC FAN!
So help me Sega, so help me,
Cause I can, cause I can, cause I can

I’ll be a Sonic fan.

There’s an edgelord character on your board,
With his deviantArt,
He’s shared on your wall,
With his gamer tag in his signature,
There’s an edgelord character on your board,
And he’s young and he’s powerful and edgy and hardcore,
And he’s maiming Robotnik and inserted in the lore,
There’s an edgelord character on your board,

SONICFAN! Now retconned, Knuckles is dead,
Cause I can, cause I can, cause I can
Forgive me SEGA, he face-fucked Tails,
Nothing personal, nothin’ personal, at all.

I’ll say it again,
S is for SONIC
O is for OH god he’s fast,
N is for NACK, who you should really bring back,
I is for IN another Sonic 3D Blast
C is for CREATE the games Sega
F is for games that are FINE
A is for AMY Rose darling,
N is for ANY old time.

I’ll be a Sonic Fan! I got the autism,
To spray paint his arms, like a real fan,
Make fan art. Cause I’m mental,
Might have downs,
Cause I can, Cause I can, Cause I can, Cause I can
I’m a Sonic Fan.

This is to the tune of LOVEMAN by Nick Cave (there's also a few covers which might be easier to find the instrumentals for)

Here's the original:
youtube.com/watch?v=4QEVZ-9-nX0

i thought it would be supposed to sound japanese

>docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1W2b2Rct6g6gZB74HolXL2_o_HvtUgBZyuZRDalzHJC0/edit?usp=sharing
>Brian boitano is taken

I'm salty.

That would be racist, user. Can't have that

Sullivan was king of bantz.

It was supposed to be English.

>his banter is still good 150 years later

About Hamilton...
original - youtube.com/watch?v=SM-qsR7P8hY
instrumental - youtube.com/watch?v=DznrwW_1Rv4

Game Designer Refuted, originally Farmer Refuted, from Hamilton

Kiku! Kiku! (if someone knows a better way to say "hear ye" in japanese please let me know)
My name is Yoshio Sakamoto, and I present free thoughts on the proceedings of the Metroid series

all this metroid fans
who scream that I ruined it
they look for a scapegoat to blame
(oh my god, doesn't this hack feel shame?)
waifus and blastball here are the solution
don't let them send me away
the fans do not know what they need
(guy's not up to speed)
they ask for a terrible game
I pray that the board doesn't listen
to them, to theeeem

yo, small bit of information 'cause the
sound of screams coming from the ruin that is Other M,
from the bounty hunter that's supposed not to be a whiny little bitch

waifus and blastball are all around us,
and then the high heels, why do you talk?
and about the remake, yo that was free man,
you had to see - the thing made for

the fans do not know what they need
you took that game down just because of your greed
they ask for a terrible game
just trying to defend your fame
I pray that the board doesn't listen
man what they're missing
to you, to yoooou
to every metroid fan
to yoooou
to every metroid fan

all this
if you keep up with this we're gonna
scream
honestly, purple can be a serious color
for a scapegoat
do not design such shit
and then throw a fit
now do take responsibility for it
then go away, quit

random user, please
man, I'd rather say what I think
even if the rest of Cred Forums will likely say that

metroid
it has the worse fanbase
metroid's fanbase is cancer, the
metroid fanbase is shit

The politics of England has not changed much in 150 years.

feel free to submit your own lyrics, if yours are better the singfags will probably prefer that one

Honestly more so that every bureacracy is and always will be exactly the same.

Shit, I need to go and see some G&S in real life.

if no one is working on waifu fever I'm gonna start on it later tonight

CONSOLE-TAN TUESDAY

(Ruby Tuesday - Rolling Stones)

Original: youtube.com/watch?v=tTxj9pzlnNs

Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=I7QemHFab8g

Lyrics:

We will never claim its just /e/cchi
Just post consoles as lewd lassies~
While its off topic
Can't argue with MUH DICK
A mini /d/, right here on Cred Forums

Its Con-sole-Tan Tuesday
Repost all the same old shit
Request ur hellish fetishes
"Its a Vidya premise!"

Don't question why they're all girls but PC
Or why this anime milf portrays the Wii
Xbones a cute girl
And the rest are all hot girls
No Discussions, Just erections

Its Console-Tan Tuesday
Barely topical comics
Vita is just Wa-ta-Mo-te
Post into the next day

Anthropomorphize, all game consoles
Draw them really stacked, Then fill their holes
Whys this on the board
Wheres the mods and why is this ignored?
I came good lord

Its Con-sole-Tan Tuesday
Check the booru for a fap
"Its board culture" they will all say
Its porn of them as traps!

Its Con-sole-Tan Tuesday
Toaster posts are at least fun
Tans get gay and still more risque
Drawfag! has it begun

This is literally my favourite thing on Cred Forums. I love this shit, godspeed anons.

I'm the guy who wrote PU Oddity
pastebin.com/bHvw08P5
Singing user gave a demo and noted that there were some issues he had in some of the lyrics
If you're here I'd love to hear what exactly it was, now that you've probably had time to think about what exactly was wrong with it.