Did anyone actually play it?

Did anyone actually play it?

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I always wondered what sort of gameplay if would feature. Turns out it's a QTE simulator with some rhythm-like mechanics implemented.

Oh, and you actually have type out some of the actions. It's... weird.

Battle system is in real time, although I think turn-based would've been a lot better.

The game has three difficulty settings. Hard one is named "girlfriend" for some reason, and is relatively punishing.

There are also some dialogue choices, basically a paragon/renegade system, but I usually can't tell the difference between them.

I once pick "professional" instead of "sarcastic", but the response the character game seemed pretty damn sarcastic to me.

There's also a very rudimentary leveling system, although I did not see an experience counter anywhere, so I think leveling doesn't really depend on the player.

There's also a small skill tree, but the first skills just increase the same two stats you see in the picture.

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And this is where I turned off the game.

Generally, it's shit, but honestly, I was expecting a lot worse. The game is very simplistic and the models looks really off, but for what it's worth, it seems like a polished game. So at least there's that.

>owners:992 +/- 970
>as little as 22 owners
pahahaha

Any update on reviews since the new Steam review policy went in place

I had the trial version on iOS. It doesn't look tat great and the gameplay is what I'd expect of a mobile game, for the time at least since things are pretty impressive now. Anyway I didn't really enjoy it but it sold on the idea of having a great narrative, so maybe I might

I blame Gamergate.

These pictures made the game look very poor.

Could this be the result of some subtle misogyny on OP's part?

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Lets do it.

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God no.

Eh.

id fuck anita tbqh

I'll roll. Why not?

>normal-mapped hair

loaded with game design sins

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Posted this in another thread, but it derailed and switched topics

The gameplay itself is a a pretty neat concept. Typing of the dead meets battle network. If you took that concept and gave it to some competent devs, you could actually get a really cool game out of it.

If it weren't for that nobody would even know about this game or its creator.

Is fun while played with your wife's son.

I'd smash the fuck out of Lacy Green desu.

Too bad i rolled a 4

Can't get worse than Zoey.

Always looks good

>The gameplay itself is a a pretty neat concept.
no it's not, it's utter shit

Who's #8?

Also rolling.

>Typing of the dead
>QTEs
>????

the whole game was fucking doodoo
I started purposely failing QTEs to see if anything happened nothing happened, there are no consequences to fucking up and I uninstalled it after a while then refunded


also the character designs are fucking butt ugly

It's one of the worst things I've played in a very, *very* long time. People get so hung up on the game's off-putting visuals when the gameplay is so much fucking worse.

Rolling for Anita, if not I'll take the mattress girl due to her shitty porn vid

Yeah, because it was coded by a mongoloid. You dont find either series i mentioned fun?

jesus

You fucked up.

I'm game.

nothing could be worse

FUCK

I was about to download it since i only saw screenshots posted on Cred Forums.
But then i saw this vid
youtube.com/watch?v=4SazsrFF3kc
Why did i even think there would be an actual game in this.

At least I'm not these guys

>The game has three difficulty settings. Hard one is named "girlfriend" for some reason
That's because Brianna "John Walker Flynt" was butthurt that Doom (or another game) had "Girlfriend" as the very easy mode

going for 6 tbqh

>that incredibly flattering picture of 5guys

Oney is only fun when he is with friends.

Well shit.

only the people who streamed it to make fun of it?

Do you think katsu would get embarrassed if I grabbed her butt like she grabs boobs?

That's pretty fucking dumb.

OFFICIAL TIER LIST.

>TOP TIER
1

>FUCKABLE TIER
dubs
Anita

>FUCK THEN RUN, BECAUSE SHE WILL CHOP YOUR DICK OFF TIER
4
6
9
0

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS TIER
8

DAMAGED TIER, DO NOT WANT
2
7

Did he ever think the reason for that is because nobody wants to see ugly gorillas in their fantasy game?

I want to get into typing games. Which ones should I get?
This thread made me think that it could be cool a game that takes the old adventure style of typing your actions with more real time scenarios. Imagine you're faced with an enemy. You type "shoot" and you shoot randomly. You type "aim", it aims at a random part of the body. You type "aim head" then "shoot" and get a headshot.

From the screenshots I always assumed that they were supposed to be robots or androids or something, but they really are just Wu's weird interpretation of regular human beings.

Well, that's Brianna "should I install a BIOS to get my pc running?" Walker "I can't code for shit" Wu. Seriously, he keeps pretending he's an expert in everything but he's just obnoxious and incompetent.

Can't even market his game the week of the release.

Get typing of the dead. It'll teach your ass to type fast.

Get into old text adventures like Zork.

rollin'

>he
DELETE THIS SHITLORD

T_T

>japanese game where the cast is overwhelmingly caucasian or implied japanese with caucasoid features
STOP
THE
FUCKING
PRESSES

here I go.
If I roll 2, 3, 5, or 7 they're going right into the trash bin

I have no idea really, pretty sure there is at least one android so I've heard, I wouldn't touch the game even after seeing INSTALL LINUX

Everything about this game is ugly, annoying and/or slightly disturbing. The Battle Network "inspired" combat is almost passable, but even that is dragged out and strategically barebones as fuck. All other gameplay elements are just horrible.

FUCK. FUUUUUUUUUUCK

Nice, I could certainly go for some 5guys right about now.

You could have purchased it and proceeded to complete the entire game multiple times and I still think that person wouldn't have "played" anything.

The whole thing feels like a project from 1998 where a character in a tv show gets sucked into some faux game. Just green screen the actor wearing some crappy Tron suit into scenes and you got a episode.

>Zork
If you wanted him to get lost you should have just stated so.

This shit is like Russian Roulette

Except all but one or two chambers are full of bullets

9

Give me trips or give me death

DEAR GOD GIVE ME 1

Later, tater

anything but 2 3 or 5

Im gay

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The texture doesn't even seem to follow the normal mapping, look at that shit

If it weren't for GG, the sales would be in the single digits.