SHOPS ARE NOW

Chicken chaser? Does that mean he chases chickens?

My problem was Fable 1 felt like it's own complete game and my mind can't really tell where Fable 2 ended and Fable 3 began, they kind mesh together into one big meh.

>tfw you had a ton of fun with fable 1

I never get that feeling anymore, fuck.

Spell gauntlets and combining different magic was cool

What's wrong with Anniversary edition?

Fable 3 was pretty fun

I don't think I even got that far into the game to see combined magics.

hah chicken chaser
do you chase chickens?

(You)

>they wanted to make fable 4 but microsoft said no because they wanted a casual multiplayer game
fuck microsoft
fuck them hard

Acorn

ANYTHING

[Rusty squeaking Intensifies]

I respect him actually. He was trying and he love video games.

Nothing, it's better.

todd?
tes 6 when?

That game got canceled then kickstarter.com/projects/flamingfowl/fable-fortune-a-fable-ccg-with-co-op-pvp-and-quest this happened.

We wouldn't have got a fable 4 anyway, when they could kickstart it and instead kickstart a fucking card game.

peter molyneux is also at fault, lets be honest.

getting rid of herosaves isn't better

he's a hype and idea guy
we all know you should never take serious an idea guy

I would like him more if he didn't spew obvious bullshit to try and promote his games.
The guy obviously has ambition and I respect that, but lying is never justified.

CHICKEN CHASER?

>tfw editing the summoned swords spell so these guys popped up instead

Lmao I can hear it in his fucking voice

yeah legend was canned and lionhead was closed down
fable 3 was microsofts fault

hero, your will energy is low

I could never steal in these games. Somehow everyone was a limey Kryptonian and could see through walls, up two flights of stairs, in the dark.

Did the game ever give you titles or did you have to buy them? Because I heard you get them for actions but I was chicken chaser forever.

DO YOU HAVE ANY POTIONS OR FOOD?

you can get ones by donating or sacrificing people
otherwise you're stuck with chicken chaser until you buy one

Ah! there is an important quest card at the guild for you.

It's been a while but I think the trick was to lead them all away using social interactions so everyone was gathered in one place then high tail it to where the stuff you want is.

Also in 2 the best way to cheat the market was to sell everything at the castle, outside achievements I never did jobs except to make the first bit of money.

Fable 1 is probably my adolescence-defining game
I know it's not perfect, but I could play it every year and not get sick of it

your health is low

Hero, your will energy is low. What's that?

fuck you guild master
i am glad i killed this fucker

>Watch that.

Watch that*

You are now renowned enough to use the... Sneeeer.... Expression.

It sounded like "what's that" as if someone from the guild came in and interrupted him when I first played

I HAVE TO SEE YOUR COMBO MULTIPLIER GO EVEN HIGHER

THE FAIRIES HAVE BURROWED THEIR WAY INTO MY GUMS

I made rock trolls and the Summoners from TLC viable options for the summon spell. Damn near shit my pants when I discovered the rock trolls are fully mobile.

Try to get your combat multiplier even higher.

>Fable was basically 10/10 in atmosphere, had great stylized designs, a great plot, and a decent combat/progression system
>The Lost Chapters immediately dumps on the atmosphere, the gear progression, enemy design, and everything else it adds beyond the atmosphere of the Northern Wastes
>Fable 2 almost brings the progression back up to par but is ruined by rampant flanderization, a terrible magic system, and poor progression of story, especially in the final act
>Fable 3 isn't even a Fable game and the devs have gone on record to shoehorn their personal beliefs in front of actually making an OK game
>Fable Journey and Fable Heroes are just cash-in spin-offs
>Fable Legends sounds like it could be at least fun until Lionhead straight dies in a gutter

Has any other series has had as much of a string of shitty games as Fable did after the phenomenal first one

Quick! While he's away, smash his barrels up and see what's inside!
Unless you're too scared...

Unless you're just a
BIG
BUBBLING
GIRL

i love all the exploits this game has
>get rich by buying and selling stuff
>be eternally young by abusing the hero saves
>max out all vocations and skills before beating the wasp queen

[coil whine intensifies]

Lmao did they have walking animations?

How did lost chapters ruin fable 1? It only added. Nothing was removed.

You just gonna stand there like a lemon?

Walk, jog and a fucking sprinting animation. Thank christ those things are rooted to the ground when encountered under normal circumstances.

ARE YOU JUST GOING TO STAND THERE LIKE A LEMON?

SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE FUCKING FAGGOT

>realise you can use the Summon spell to capture one of those big daddy undead that spawn other undead
>have a great idea to create a necromancer character raising multiple zombie warriors from the grave to aid me in my fight
>fuck around for about an hour, finally get the summon spell I want
>go and find a large group of bandits in Greatwood
>shit nigga this is gonna be amazing
>cast Summon spell
>big daddy undead starts spawning other undead
>oh fuck it's working
>realise they are all attacking me
>they're hostile
>even attacking my Summon that spawned them in the first pace

I was so disappointed.

One thing I hate about Fable 1 was that their was no reason not to wear the heaviest armor. I wanna be a sneaky rogue but there's no reason to wear leather armor. Everyone always ends up in full plate.

I always used the White Balverine, pretty sure it was the strongest Summon.

I punched that little faggot, it was worth the evil points.

I think spell gauntlets was one of the worst mechanics.

Without them, the hero would be basically just a normal human.

The whole story was totally dumb in 3 because of all the "DEFEAT THE DORKNESS" thing. Would've been cooler if your brother was posessed by jack of the blades or some stuff.

*bone crunch noise*

did stealth armor even do anything

I read somewhere that originally they were supposed to roam around.

They traded cool armor sets and bonuses for shitty Top hats and a dog.

>that fucking pimp hat
this game had everything

Fable 1 TLC is one of the my most loved game

Fable 2 added co-op but got rid of stuff, still at least Albion was pretty and we got some more lore

Fable 3 JFMSU honestly. It was so bad, from the way you're weapons changed looked (which is stupid because everyone ended up with the boney looking sword) the supporting role were awful minus your butler. The best part of the game was finally getting your castle and the subsequent raid on the castle by the bandits.

>demon door requests you to perform an act of great evil
>just eat like thirty crunchy chicks

>Corrupted my game because I was save scumming silver keys.

I mean that is pretty fucked up

>pick a chick from the ground and it eat it while its still alive

now that's brutal

>Doing a benevolent run
>have to ignore him for like 3 minutes straight
LITERALLY impossible

I remember having sex with all the brothel prostitutes back when I was like 11 whilst my older sister watched me play and not realising how awkward it was

Pretty sure it didn't. Only looked different and provided less armor.

The Minion Mage thing was the highest I think. The Level of the Summon depended on the HP of the enemy, so it was between that, the White Balverine or the Wraiths. The Wraiths had a tonne of HP but were slow as shit and pretty useless except as a distraction.

I don't know about strongest but I know it was mid-high tier in priority. Wardogs and Dreadwings were higher on the list.

That's one of the things that upset me, the Dreadwings had their original AI when under the summon spell; They'd use ranged attacks where appropriate but in TLC, they were assigned the Wardog's AI which prevented it from using its ranged spells. First thing I fixed once I got a hang of the old editor back in the day.

Certainly makes sense, their animations didn't seem like placeholders but it did get stuck in more narrow locations so I can see why they made it stationary for release.

That it had jiggle bones made it even better.

silver keys weren't even hard to get

You had no incentive to be evil. In the base game, going for the good ending meant you sacrificed a swanky new sword for having your sister be alive. By being good in TLC, you got a swanky sword and your sister.

Should I buy the remaster?

They might have been higher tier, but the White Balverine had a super aggressive AI that would just maul enemies nonstop.

no
its dogshit
it fucking adds nothing and has worse graphics

I weep for what could have been.

Fable was a fluke unfortunately. Having new installments would more than likely add nothing of value.

Spent more time marrying girls from the hero academy with the lady grey voice than actually doing hero shit.

I hardly even remember the combat parts other than the arena.

Mastering the lute sure was worthwhile

Isn't being evil in the game easier than being good though? Killing Whisper gave you a big money bonus, you can just kill anyone and get more exp/combat multipliers, etc"

Blew the sequels' antagonists out of the fucking water. I swear everything was better in Fable 1. I don't even remember the villian in 3, some monster/chuthullu lookalike, right?

Yeah that's true. It's a bit annoying that it automatically levels up it it kills something higher than it. An option should have popped up asking you if you wanted change or keep the same creature. Having said that Jack's minions were pretty aggresive too.

The game was so easy you could wear whatever you wanted with little consequence, but yeah, that was disappointing.

As often as the series liked to make you act like a dumbass to get Good Boy Points, it's nice that there was at least one instance where the game goes "Ha ha, you could've had both if you hadn't picked Evil you dumb shit."

Fable 1 is 100% comfy rpg. Jack ofblades best villian

Yes, basically the "darkness".

>Isn't being evil in the game easier than being good though?

That's pretty much the case in every RPG, at least how I play them.

She was one of my favorites too. I'd get her to follow me to Bowestone or Oakvale then propose so she would move into the house. The AI was pretty amazing for the time, she would live in the town hanging out, visiting the tavern, sleeping etc. All the NPCs had routines.

Yes and no. Getting to max evil is way easier than grinding out good boy points. The trouble with being evil is having to deal with every person you walk past screaming and guards having it in for you.

Although honestly those npc reactions are better than them all being desperate to suck your dick and swooning from your mere presence as they do in a good route

>Mfw when I play 3

Fapped so many times to these tits.

Apologize.

Why does Jack of Blades work?

He is pretty edgy and yet I don't mind it at all.

Confirmed for first faps

I never played 2 or 3 and from what I heard of those games I'm glad I didn't. I still have my Fable 1 copy for my OG Xbox.

I'll never forgive these games for attempting to have me kill my dog. Fuck you Peter, you cheap fucking cunt.

>the castle was just a large corridor with a bedroom at the end

2 was still great, not as good as one. I'm probably blinded by nostalgia a bit, since it was the first non-racing game I ever played on my Xbox after getting bored with vidya for over a year.

When I was younger I interpreted the shadows her dress cast on her boobs as the outliner of her nipples. I thought they were massive.

OI HERE COMES THE DRUID
DRUID!

>for no reason whatsoever, have to choose between being able to turn her in for murder and being able to marry the kind poor girl

Fucking Fable, little shit like this pisses me off more than bigger issues.

It's played completely straight.

Edgy villian opposed by heroic main character, assuming you went "heroic" anyways.
It's fantasy 101

>Marry her in 1
>resurrect her in 2 as Frakenstein's female counter part
>Marry her in 2

The series let's you commit necrophilic incest.

he had a pretty good design
the mask possessing people was decent too

If you look in character stats or whatever it was, you could see a kind of class based on the armour you wear, weapons to use, morality, and magic, etc.

Its super hidden but its there.

>He wasn't the pie master

>the gods of good and evil provide epic weapons for tribute
>The gods were fake

How did their worshippers get those uber weapons?

I HAVE RETURNED. JACK, OF, BLADES, IS BACK

>not Arseface

poof

>not becoming the avatar

Nercomancer, bitch. I'm Sauron jr.

Because "edgy" is a goddamn buzzword and it's entirely possible to make "edgy" characters work if you're not a hack.

Anyone tried playing Fable 1 on Xbox 360? When I used to play it many years ago the audio used to crackle or fuck up randomly. I was wondering if they fixed that or not.

evil ending of fable 2:
>lose dog
>get money

neutral ending of fable 2:
>keep dog

good ending of fable 2:
>lose dog

They really dropped the ball on the endings there. When the good ending gave the impression of saving a bunch of people I was expecting something more substantial than a statue in my honour. Not having the dog could ruin post-ending content too if you needed the dig and other dog abilities.

There was no real reason to ruin bowerstone either. Even if you have bowerstone look nice, you can still get the assasination society if you then ruin the temple of light, and even if you don't do that you can still get it if you fuck over the farmers in their quest, and EVEN THEN, if you're still a good boy you can pick them up from bloodstone.

This thread made me reinstall fable. Such a fun game.

>Start 2
>Sparrow is a decent name so stick with it until the end

Hey fuck you I loved the dog. I agree about the armor though.

An absolute shame there's little to no porn of her

...

I actually kinda hated the aging and character-warping aspects of Fable since everybody inevitably ended up with the same 8 foot tall 9 foot wide glowing geriatric.

Luckily you can mod all that crap out if you want.

you can also exploit hero saves to stay 18 forever with the temple of avo blessing

Fable was a shitty boring game with disgusting vestigial features cribbed from better games that had 0 depth to them. No better example can be found than that of the aging mechanic that meant you'd go from 18 to 50 years old the first time you spent XP while your sister remained immortal.

The sequels were even worse. That this game has a legacy at all is frankly astounding.

The only thing wrong with TLC is they nerfed the Sword of Aeons which completely ruined all the mythology surrounding it in the first place. It wasn't even the best sword in the game after they did that.

I was always too much of a moralfag to kill my sister.

You'd have to grind hard to max out your character like that. If you specialized your character would look different plus all the hairstyles and beards made things pretty customizable. My first playthrough I put pretty much everything in skill and a couple spells so my guy was a young tall skinny dude and was still OP as fuck.

It's amazing how incompetent Microsoft is when it comes to games. Like something as basic as Fable 1(Which was meant to be something amazingly immersive but they were lucky enough to shit out a decent game) and somehow they managed to fuck it sequel after sequel for literally no reason. Are they just out of touch and don't even realize what made the original good?

This

IT IS NOW OFFICIALLY BED-TIME

Grinding is so, so easy that I'm shocked anyone would ever beat the game without Maximum Everything.

Fable 2 is better than fable 1

>get sucked into buying it thinking its the next legend of zelda
>buyers remorse and don't play for 6 months
>go back and play and have an ok time

meh/10

I'm pissed that Scythe never made an appearance in 2 or 3 (except the mentioning in your sister's letter at the end of 2).

Fucking Immortal dickholes

no its not
its ruined by progressive propaganda and the fucking dog nobody wanted

the only somewhat memorable thing about this game is its horrible art style

>grind
You mean
>get combat multiplier up to something ridiculous using physical shield and multi arrow on huge enemies
>pop all the XP potions you have
>max out everything
>become UNSTOPPABLE, but also huge, old, wrinkly, hairy, veiny, and covered in Will lines

>ruined by progressive propaganda

fucking how

How can you think this
Are you really so dense you think being able to fuck men makes it propaganda

Not to mention the knothole DLC resurrected your dog.

>eat tofu is holy, eating meat gives bad boy points

the devs wanted a black woman on the cover

>Less magic
>No armor or stats
>Flanderization
>Quips everywhere
>No final boss or bosses for the matter
>Shitty artstyle
You are a silly man

That was a pretty fucking blatant exaggeration for comedy that was in place since the first game you retard.

>eating meat
>eating a live chick
You're right, eating the chick should've been good

Lost Chapters is the one to get, right?

you just solved a 10 year old question for me.

Sweet!
>Play card pairs x80
>Buys Solus Greatsword
>Roll credits

I wish the "gambling" wasn't so retarded easy to exploit

The only thing I could think of was the gay marriage thing and they didn't even make that big a fuss about it or shove it in your face.

Yeah

Yes. You can only buy the non-TLC version these days if you're buying a used Xbocs copy.

>gambling for money

As long as you had a tiny bit of Guile, you could easily exploit the trade system.
>Traders pay high gold per item when they have low stock, and sell low gold per item when they have high stock
>If you buy or sell in bulk, the price for each item is the same as it would be if you only bought 1
>With enough guile you can make a net profit
>Build a stockpile of expensive items (emeralds worked best because they were common) and just continuously buy/sell the entire stack
>Walk away from a wandering trader with 8 million gold coins and all the Skill XP you ever need

It turned her on user
Post pics of her

i love this exploit because you can buy fucking everything from the seller and still make a profit

lady grey this is some nasty ass sister murdering i hate you so much but the demon door-game ridiculous

>buy home
>hang all your best trophies
>sell home for greater value
>break into the home and steal your trophies back
>buy home again
>repeat process

Get on my level

fable 2 was ok but had a lot of problems, and it ruined the karma system. fable 3 was bad with even more problems and an even worse karma system in which you can go from 100% evil to 100% good instantly.

went back to buy fable 1 on steam and it ran so fucking poorly and the controls were terrible and the graphics were buggy. rip

>beat jack and get to TLC part of the game
>your choice with the sword of aeons is invalidated by Avos Tear
>getting all 30 silver keys gets you the Avenger
>it's worse than Avos Welfare
>its worse than the Katana Hiryu that costs only 15 keys
>You can give all your keys to a demon door to get a great sword
>it's worse than the one you can just buy in bowerstone north
>all the enemies are just ice versions of regular enemies with way too much hp
What the fuck? I remember TLC being fun when I was a kid.

God damn, I want to download Fable for PC now & figure out how to get that giant sword out of the rock. So many things I didn't unlock or explore on my two playthroughs over the last decade.

Is it worth it Cred Forums?

It's the bones that make them crunchy.

>the bed is actually just a container
>you can't sleep in it

Never tried, but can you summon one of those Mage Skeletons in Hookcoast?

>not repping chicken chaser until death do you part

You just need to max out strength to get the sword

it has shit stats

>fable 2
>buy a house and put it up for rent
>set the clock ahead to the furthest date
>collect cash and buy more houses
>repeat
>in 30 minutes you have max money and own every house in the game

Fuck off you retard. I used to be 16 too and believed his innocent personality was legitimate too but the fucker has used the same excuses for every one of his failures. He never even claims fucking responsibility and instead cries about being misunderstood and how he's not at fault because he's too idealistic (?) - like that suddenly makes you fucking exempt from criticism. At the least you should be wary of him being a damn sociopath.

He even scammed people with that godus game yet people still try to cover for him because he made some decent games like 2 decades ago.

Sparrow is the best name

Because lorewise he is meant to be edgy. He served a bunch of dark gods or some shit. The Queen of Blades and the King of Blades were both his superiors.

Not to mention he's a goddamn demon and not some lame ass trying his hardest to be as edgy as possible.

Man so many good memories here.

The etheral soundtrack

The fight club

Buying and selling houses

"My dear husbannnd"

The Arena

Fast dashing through doors and slowing time.

This. But only just.

Half of this list isn't true and the other half was in fable 1 anyway.

Fable 2 is the perfect sequel. It does everything fable 1 did but it does it better and adds a tonne more. Fable 1 is good in its simplicity and nostalgia. This is replicated in the Arkham series.

DO YOU CHASE CHICKENS?

>It does everything fable 1 did but it does it better
except magic
one of the main things why fable 1 is the best fable game
also fuck the dog

WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME OF CHICKEN CHICKEN SIR?

Don't listen to what anyone else tells you, there he is, Ranger the brave!

What was everyone's nickname?

>Ranger

>ranged got a huge buff that basically invalidates melee
>spells are now shitty
>you literally cannot die
>breadcrumb trail shit
>the dog is required
>has a worse story

Would've been sweet to see them expand on The Court of Blades lore. I was thinking that the Shadow court which appeared in Fable 2 may have had some kind of connection to them.

>You will never have recurring encounters with the Knight of Blades
>You will never face off against the Queen of Blades and watch her destroy Albion

I'm a fan of Avatar

>your heath is critical

>Fable 1 is an objectively amazing game
No it isn't.

They're dead, user. William Black killed them all, and only jack survived by escaping into his mask.
He then helped William kill the rest of the court.

>cool Old Kingdom and Archon lore
>basically completely drop it in favor of shitty The Tower
Why
Also I literally bought a 360 to play Fable 2

>6660
here's your reply.

>Slow Time
>Berserk
>Multi Hit

What was the fate of the first hero?
I remember the Fable 2 hero either died in combat or of old age.
Fable 3 was thrown into a jail cell somewhere in Aurora.

I remember using only a bow for the first hour or two just to have enough Skill to use Steal which promptly got me an Obsidian weapon and full chainmail from Bowerstone

>>max out all vocations and skills before beating the wasp queen
I was basically Top Jew with diamonds for the first one but how'd you manage that?

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=3-XAEuLBMF4

>Fable 2 will NEVER get a PC port
Why Microsoft, why?

That Pick Axe will do work though for a good chunk of the game. So will the cutlass if you know how to jimmy combat multipliers

Wasn't it said somewhere that the heroes bloodline is immortal?
Scythe and Theresa seem to point to that too.

Fable's hero eventually went insane and carved "Get your combat multiplier even higher" into the Guild master's head after killing him.

go to the hobbs cave before killing the wasp queen

With guile you can earn skill points, and then turn them into general experience points by refunding bought skills.

money is worthless after a point since you can buy and sell the same fifty sapphires to and from the same dude for infinite money
>not raising Might at all for an easy Sword in the Stone

his voice was way better in the original. Fuck TLC for deepening it for whatever reason. Only works for his dragon form

Use your stick.

I havent played Fable TLC in forever, is the remaster any good or is it a Silent Hill-remaster tier?

>tfw you need good boy points for chicken tendies but they give you bad boy points

>in the middle of robbing a store
>stores open
>shop keep walks in
>already pissed the guards off so they want me dead anyways
>have to fight my way through a sea of guards

Shit was fun.

Isn't that a post Arena sword?

even to this day i still loved the fucking 'wagers' you could do before some missions. telling people you will do the quest naked, telling them you would do x or y etc. really gave some missions a welcome bump in difficulty and i don't know many games that have done that since. loved the crowd reactions.

i just recently found out that you need to finish watching the credits to actually finish the game
i always skipped them

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

immersion ruined

For some reason, I enjoyed fighting the banshees in Fable 2.
I also tear up whenever I pass wraithmarsh and the dogs grave (despite always picking the family wish)

NEED A GOOD SWORD TO FIGHT BESIDE YOU?

No it just requires your Might to be 3 levels higher than when you entered or some shit. But it basically amounts to max since you're bound to have some physical abilities by then

NEED SOMEONE TO WATCH YOUR BACK?

oh yes
*proceeds to sacrifice them at the temple of skorm

>wager that I'll use only my fists
>a cutscene at the end of the quest forces me to unsheath my weapon, automatically failing the boast

I thought it was "Your health is low."

See you later, fahm boy!

2 was a mix of good and bad, one of the few things I remember about it is the 'choose your own ending' and I chose the 'save everyone but your family' option, and they built me a statue.

I thought that was cool.

It's one of them

>your parents weren't even farmers

>"Do you really think everything in existence revolves around you? This world will carry on without your parasitic presence."

>"What would Rose say if she could see you now? Do you think she would be proud? Do you think she would recognize the creature you've become?"

>"Did you know Rose didn't die right away from that shot? No, she watched you fall through that window, heard as your body thudded against the ground and cried bitter tears before a final shot from Lucien ended her life."

>"Your husband/wife is cold and alone right now. Balverines will feast on his/her flesh."

>"Your son/daughter is so sweet, like honey. Last night when I visited your home, he/she screamed your name as he/she died."

Fuck me those Banshees were awesome.

Fable 2 is better than fable 1

>that one fucking door that requires you to get your multiplier higher

I CAN'T DO THIS SHIT MAN I KILL EVERYTHING TOO FAST

I was young when I first played this, I heard none of the promises, and therefore had no high hopes. Needless to say, it was one of my favorite games for years, extremely immersive, and I just loved to comfy it up around towns. My favorite thing to do was go to the bandit camp near oakvale, gather a massive band of them, hoard them all into the center of oakvale, and then set them free. The slaughter was glorious.

Brom was a woodsman

>we will never get a prequel that happens in the old kingdom

>My favorite thing to do was go to the bandit camp near oakvale, gather a massive band of them, hoard them all into the center of oakvale, and then set them free. The slaughter was glorious.
my nigga
my memory was that as soon as you zoned into oakvale with the bandits they would start yelling and shit and would charge the fucking town, also i got to buy all those houses once everyone was dead and i made my childhood home my main one, rented out everything else

Fable 3 was one of the most disappointing games i've ever suffered through.

It really could have been done better. It felt really shoehorned, and a lot of stuff happened quickly and disjointed.

I've never played Fable 3 but it was honestly one of my favorite games for the 360 and PS3 (watched a stream)

I feel like them progressing through time and tech was a really poor decision. I actually really enjoyed Fable 2, but the lack of armor and that kind of shit is something that i'm still disappointed by.

DO YOU CHASE CHICKENS!?

quality bait

This aggravated me. Though having a nice looking, non-bald, disgusting male char would be nice, the final sex-change potion quest was broken. If you were at the logical final point as a male char, and you drunk it, you just became a fucking glowing ogre with tits.

Fable 1 wasn't a great game really but it was super fucking comfy.

One of the books in fable 2 mentioned that those temple locations had high concentrations of will energy. I would assume they managed to harness that will and imbue into those weapons.

Spell-weaving and the evolving weapon was enjoyable, at the very least.

>that one door that required you to be super fat before it would open
that was my earliest questionable boner

I remember being really hyped for Fable to come out, and then it was really, really short, wasn't it?

Or did I remember incorrectly?

The only thing I really remember about that game was "CHICKEN CHASER" and "Your health is low; do you have any potions, or food?"

I played it about three, four times.

I don't remember much from the first, but it was either the second or third runthrough when Assassin's Creed was in vogue, so I used "Assassin" and edited the colors of the standard guild outfit to be white and black with red trim instead of tan and brown with blue trim.

Fun fact: the hero's Guild outfit is a different model than everyone else's, so whatever edits you make to it don't break the rest of the game.

I was a lot younger back then, and this thread has me wanting to replay it again. So I'm definitely going for "Arseface" or "Piemaster" this time.

Had they kept it at its original strength then there'd be a reason to kill her. Stupid sword of Avo made it pointless.

First Hero died after becoming king sometime after murdering the Guildmaster

Second Hero became King/Queen, got married, and had 2 children, Michael Fassbender and the Hero of Fable 3.

Third Hero is canonically still alive, I believe, and King/Queen of Albion.

>Pirate Fable TLC
>oh boy oh boy
>no controller support
W H Y

>and then turn them into general experience points by refunding bought skills.
WHAT.

did you get anniversary?

muh blog
>buy console gamer magazines
>only ps2 peasant
>read about this amazing xbox game where your choices matter, and you start as kid and end up old, and can be evil and grow horns and go bald
>boner.swf
>but ps2 peasant so never play it
>ps2 has no game like it
>finally have a laptop
>play other games and remember one day about Fable TLC
>play
>have a blast
>game felt too short and want more
>Fable 2 is announced
>Xbox360 only
>tfw ps3 peasant
Have yet to play Fable 2, i feel like it Itches a scratch that no other game does.
I still want to play it.

muh blog
>also be ps2 peasant
>oh but fable came out on pc too?
>ask for it for christmas
>as soon as I unwrap it, dash downstairs to install the 4 disks
>game will not even start due to how shit computer is
>want to die
>every year or so, I'd try to install it on another computer to see if it'll work
>did this for three years which felt like A MILLENIA to me at the time
>finally, get a kickass computer
>install all those 4 disks
>realize the fact that it only took like 3 minutes to install compared to the previous 30 minutes -1 hour is probably a good sign
>game starts up
>gorgeous crisp 15 FPS at 640x480
>tears of joy

The game's probably got some of my fondest PC gaming memories with it, shame about Lionhead.

If you want to play Fable, you do not want to play Fable 2.

This was THE combo for trolls

>go to sundial
>can't read it because the my PC didn't support shadows
Simpler times

>Fable Legends is a cancelled cooperative action role-playing video game developed by Lionhead Studios and published by Microsoft Studios for Microsoft Windows and Xbox One. Microsoft announced the cancellation of the game on March 07, 2016

NO FUN 4 U

Killing her was so satisfying. It made that faggot Thunder butthurt, too. It sure felt good to sacrifice him to open that portal in TLC.

So overdramatic

Fable 2 improves in most departments

Man, what was it about Fable that sent people's pettiness into overdrive?

No idea, fahmn boy

>tried to be pure warrior
>ended up being magical hunter or some shit

>Hero is a drunken oaf with max muscles who hits enemies with the flat of his greatsword and just wants to get drunk and fuck girls
>Regularly enters towns with already-blurry vision due to drunkenness, usually without pants but is like Judge Dredd when it comes to his chainmail helmet
>First order of business is to get completely plastered and punch the first dick who says anything that could be construed as even remotely offensive
>Proceed to hulk out by spamming max level Berserk, Battle Charge and Force Push and pummel the waves of guards who arrive to arrest me (don't forget those plate mail gauntlets and boots)
>Only red meat and beer for healing
>Get thrown out of town with x0000gold bounty on my head and all guards now red-coated elites
>Proceed to next town and repeat

Good times.

I'm really not being over dramatic. I'm not even saying fable 2 is necessarily bad. I'm just saying, if you enjoyed Fable and want more you will not find the same experience in Fable 2.

You're right objectively wasn't needed

With all the heroes shitting on you and calling you a scrub at the start, it feels great to become stronger than them and ram a sword up their asses.

>berserker spell

>Your health is critical!
>By the time he tells me this I'm already dead and used up a resurrection phial.
Laggy ass game

I hated that one too.

This was such a good game, why did it fall under the radar? It never gets the praise it deserved.

nigga why do you think it got an anniversary edition?

The world just wasn't ready for such a good game at the time

Shame about those sequels though

I got into the series late and I don't understand the issues outside of not living up to the hype. I loved them all dearly. Fable just has a really warm comfy vibe and I thought all the games had it.

I think the only thing is that Molyneaux made the third game way too streamlined but Fable was never a hard game.

Fable 3 is Fable 2 if Fable 2 was a bad game

what was his fucking problem?

t bh the least memorable one for me was Fable 2.

It didn't grab me until I got to the end and started going for 100%

Elitist asshole just like pretty much all the other heroes

I never played fable 2 or 3.

from what I've seen of Fable 2 it seems to be fun, but I don't have a 360 and I'm not about to buy one just to play a single video jogo.

Why have I never thought of this?

I have abused hero saves for pretty much everything else but never this

And it would work perfectly, by that point I always already have a maxed out character

Actually, related to that. I got bored this summer. Replay Fable semi regularly. Decided I would see how high I could get my hero before the bee queen quest. Thousands of hobbes, hundreds of guards, and dozens of trolls later I had a fully maxed out hero, full legendary reputation, owned all of bowerstone south and the heroes guild, had two wives, over 5 million gold, wellow's pickhammer, the cutlass bluetane, and skrom's bow.

>no bows
>some shitty industrial setting instead of the max comfy high fantasy of the first
>shitty villain
>even shittier main characters
>world manages to be more disjointed than the first
>less magic
>less armor
>shitty weapon design
>made combat worse
>took out the little challenge the first game had
>no heroes guild

You are a retard

Best looking weapon in the game which is saying something as the weapons all looked great for the most part

Grinding thousands of hobbes

Literally thousands

Source: not him but I did it. Might and skill are easy. Will? That is the hard part. So much fucking experience of will, so many dead hobbes and trolls. So worth it to fucking punch the wasp queen dead in two hits, go to bowerstone, hear Briar talking shit about you while she is in YOUR FUCKING TAVERN and punch her in her stupid jew nose because you know that if you wanted to you could kill the entire fucking town before the guildmaster told you to get your combat multiplier higher.

My armor, my helmet, my sword and my shield

I think that would be more tolerable to do if the game didn't lock so many locations from you in the beginning when you first leave the guild.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Briar

Briar Rose was a qt though. Shame you couldn't marry her--or practically any other unique character in the game, for that matter.

South Bowerstone Barber Lady was my waifu-by-default.

>Free the prostitutes
>you can't marry any of them
>not even the one who says shes in love with you and talks about marriage
Why
Also some of the apprentices had really cute voices that no other npc type had, shame about their outfit.

I could not stop using assassin rush

Should i get the Anniversary Edition or TLC?

I quit playing when part of the main quest was to perform a chicken dance on a stage

I fucking hated that shit, even if you never kicked any chickens as a kid you would still be called a chicken chaser. Arseface > All

Buy them in the stalls near the guild and the arena

He retired and spent his final years in Serenity Farm in the Oakfield demon door.

Anyone else here marry James' evil grandmother after the hobbe cave quest? On top of now living in a fully upgraded home in Bowerstone and having all the wealth she could possibly want(mine) she also got the marry the most Chad badass hero in Albion.

Sometimes I imagine James huddling for warmth during a bad winter and hearing about how his evil grandmother is now full plutocrat and is getting dicked every week by the most noble rich handsome person in her giant cozy home

>WHERE ARE ALL THE GUARDS? GET MORE MEN OUT THERE!

My nigga.

It would have made it much easier, that is for sure. That said, it doesn't take too long, and if you kill the troll every time you reset Hobbe cave you collect a fuck ton of rubies, which you can exploit at the Oakvale merchant and buy all of bowerstone south and oakvale before you even kill the wasp queen.

When all was said and done before I even took the first quest I was max renowned, max all skills, millions of gold, all properties available until that point, three legendaires, three master class weapons each devoted to stacking a different augmentation, at least 60% of the armor, two wives and multiple trophies from tertiary quests like the fishing competition

Ranger was the GOAT name
>Hey its the old civil ranger

Cucked. If you wanted katana hiryu

>assassin rush and start attacking their back
>they instantly turn to face me and block

And the axe

>the whores get bored when you fuck them for free for a while after becoming king pimp daddy
>never turn the whore house into a shelter or whatever the fuck that old bitch wanted

WHAT'S THAT FOR?
Haha my nigga

I don't remember, I just remember buying Deathbringer because I was an edgey little shit, and I got a title after donating a fuckton of gold to the good church which I promptly changed back to Deathbringer

>Open guild shop
>Buy nothing
>Ah you little scrote!

At least you can skip that part

>slaughter town
>buy unowned buildings
>wait 3 or so in-game days
>town is magically back to normal except you own everything
The only thing I could never touch was fucking bowerstone because they took away my weapons.

>Why does Jack of Blades work?

Because the edge is a part of him, he actuall has a clear goal.
edgy characters are shit when all they do it just a way for the dev to say "hey look, he does this because how edgy he is"

Yeah man. Always ranger. That multi arrow plus accuracy damage with bow of skorm. Fucking savage. I loved how you could be a straight up prick. Jade Empire too. What I'm waiting for in an rpg is the choice to be a bandit and create a clan/raiding party. Skyrim would've veen redeemed in my eyes if you could terrorize the countryside and build a bandit fortress.

Frozen world glitch allows you to buy every single property

Otherwise hire mercenaries, punch a villager, then hold off the guards as your mercs kill everyone else as they still have their weapons

>first time encountering fable was after a lan/birthday party while everyone else was still asleep since I woke up at 6 am
>the timer paused briefly whenever he dis his "WOTS TAAT FOOR?
>literally punching him for hours until someone woke up at 9am to investigate the strange repetitive noise.

You could get renowned enough to have everyone follow you out of town, take them someplace like the guild, then teleport back and all their houses will be for sale.

Well if it isn't.... CHICKEN TENDIES

>spent the whole game with assassin's rush and multi-hit with the edgy assassin outfit
>never bothered to increase strengh more than once because muh too much muscles
>fight against jack
>this literally happens

This is where I fell in love with villains who can use the same techniques as you do

Crunchy chicks, reminder it's the bones that make them crunchy.

Interesting. Well, I'm bored so I guess I'll give it a try. I have TLC on seam. Any reason why I should grab Anniversary edition instead?

Cutlass bluetane baby. My swordfu for the arena

They need to stop with the time shit and reopen the guild

They just need to go back to the high fantasy setting of the first instead of the bullshit pseudo industrial shit they did later.

Because his voice was fucking awesome, until they turned it into some generic evil Darth Vader/Bane voice.

No, the PC model looks notably worse, stick with TLC if you already have it.

is there a good steam controller setup for it?

Who you are....
is not always who you
will become...

This one fucking faggot in a hat who stand near hero guild and goes - HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
Every time you approach.
Fuck your shit, I don't wanna do your quest.

Robert Baratheon is that you?

youtube.com/watch?v=AoNR-e1YU54
I have that whistle burnt into my brain

They should've just saved that voice for when you had to fight him as a dragon.

fucking stonerfags

Just like my job irl

Stupid as well, you descended from a long a powerful line of immortal magic users and you need gloves to perform magic.

Spell weaving was fun, but they didn't need a glove system.

>you are now manually remembering the sanctuary

WHY DID THIS GAME HAVE TO BE SO SHIT
WHY

>trying to navigate the FUCKING MAP
SHOOT ME. I couldn't find shit.

>playing fable 3
>naturally buy all the houses I can as soon as I can even by grinding if I need to
>become queen
>have mad dosh and just pay everything off to get the good ending
if only the game wasn't so goddamn shite

>we will never get the chance to shoot Reaver in his stupid fucking face.

MY ARMOR
MY HELMET
MY SWORD
AND MY SHIELD

Me too

GIVE IT BACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yeah. But the guild is fucking sweet though. I kinda wanted them to get into the fairy tail/rival guilds shit. Like a good team guild vs a bad team guild instead of just outsourcing to the heroes' mercenary justice force. I suppose the temple of light and shadow is that, but it's pretty underwhelming desu

This. I wanna stomp that fucking poof

>couldn't get his armor set

>Beat jack for the first time
>you get the option to kill your sister who had her eyes gouged and lived in a prison being tortured ever since your family was killed
>and she is perfectly fine with you killing her
>You get to spend up to 3 decades on a prison
>You can kill your friends to get to the end
>You have to kill your undead mother
>Your mentor was evil all along and betrayed you but didn't want to do it necessarily
This game was dark as fuck and in a way it was kinda scary as it contrasted with the cherry cartoony arstyle that was at the same time kinda realistic

>beat him in TLC
>all you get is his shield
>can't even use it
>it's just a trophy

I was mad before TLC when I couldn't steal it from him, I was even more mad when all we got from him was his shield.

But your sister was never imprisoned she got raised by bandits and was daughteru to Twinblade, it was the mom that was incarcerated.

Why do you have to kill your sister to get the sword of aeons?
Shouldn't it already be activated because jack used it on your mum?

>that demon door house
fable 2 had some good shit in it sometimes

Because more blood equals more power, though I don't think it's shown in the game, it still stands to reason that canonically it's not at full strength yet, hence why the game forces you to either get rid of it or kill your sister.

Isn't that greatsword you can buy in bowerstone north basically the strongest melee weapon in the game?

It has the highest base damage, yes.

To be fair, you wouldn't know about the sword of Avo if it's your first time

Wasn't Teresa abused until she awakened her powers?

>This game was dark as fuck and in a way it was kinda scary as it contrasted with the cherry cartoony arstyle that was at the same time kinda realistic
It really did feel like a fairy tale. The later games in the series never recaptured that magic.

>tfw eating tofu to stay cute

Gotta block that testosterone somehow senpai.

Fable 1 is one of the most atmospheric and charming games ever

She had her eyes slit out by Jack of Blades and I assume raped by the bandits that attacked, but she wasn't abused by the bandits that found her, merely raised. Twinblade cut down those that tried to assault her I think

JACK OF BLADES, IS BACK

Reminder that Fassbender voiced a character in fable 3.

Oh right. I think I remember now.

Jack's/Maze's bandits raped her and then left her for dead (or were killed by twinblade in scuffle) then she was found by twinblade. She was a serving girl who everyone probably just thought had daredevil level hearing.
Then some drunks at his camp tried to rape her, that caused her power to awaken and she killed them all, then rose to be second in command.

Also I really wish we had seen her fight. I wanna see what a hero of will is really capable off.

youtube.com/watch?v=VvKjpGP6P5Y

Why did Fable 3 have to be so shit? The commercial had me so hyped

Fable 3 was the only game I've ever played to have made me physically sick because of the absurd bloom and a shit color palette.

POOT THAT WEAPON AWAY!

GOOT!

DON'T YOU DARE HIT YOUR OWN FATHER

Did anybody else farm these guys before fighting Jack of Blades for the first time? You could get so much fucking EXP it was broken

>pick up Fable TLC on a whim
>know nothing about it
>ends up being one of the comfiest, most charming and enjoyable RPGs in memory

>Fable 2 is announced
>fall into the hype trap that I avoided with the first game
>end up enjoying it but it's not the same as the first

>Fable 3 is announced
>looks like shit but I end up getting it anyway
>complete and utter disappointment

>pick up Fable anniversary
>hoping to re-experience the magic that was the first game
>it's still not the same

I just want to go back ;_;

How could you not farm them? If you weren't maxed out in your preferred skill set by the time you reached these guys they gave you ample XP to start on another. They were annoying as fuck to fight though.

who here /obsidian greatsword/?

Objectively best town.

>non-stop blocking
>they can hit you instantly, way before your flourish
>when your flourish does land you have to wait for them to stand back up
>flourish doesn't even do that much more damage than a regular hit

That aint hook coast/snowspire

>timestop
>assassin rush
>they just block from behind like a fucking jedi

Goddamnit, I asked for cheese and they gave me sour milk.

>hook coast
>cold, miserable ghetto
>vs a comfy rainy forest village

Snowspire is good too.

Logan did nothing wrong

>Hey! Guys! What if with every installment we take things out of the game and dumb down combat?
>Good idea!

Were you a cutie queen?

Are you me?

Hook coast is nice, I love seaside towns. The dock and the lighthouse are cool, and it has the best marital home in my opinion.

the cutest

Same. I can't think about my middle-school years without remembering Fable. I was far too young and naive to realize or care about its flaws. And it was amazing.

I could break you. So leave it.

>remembering how edgy I was in middle school and only played evil characters with black and red clothing
I only remembered this because I was playing a good guy recently and realized I had never done so before.

>want to try playing evil
>can't do it because of all the booing it incurs
it's just too annoying man

Then just wear scary clothing and styles.
They'll cower when you walk by instead and call you their lord and sometimes run away in fear.

Great!

>Reaper
and i wore the dark platemail suit
too bad they didnt have an "Edgemaster" title

>mfw going through the necropolis with ghost casually walking around and balverines just falling from the sky
>you have to dig up graves and fight a big ass Ice Troll

I would always make a point to do 3 play throughs of these games the first one being me reacting to each situation and the other two trying to max out the morality bar to one side or the other.

>tfw the girl I made for my 3rd run in fable 2 was pure
>pure evil

I did
>started new game today because of the thread
>never went evil before so decide to try it
>buy the dark leather set
>as soon as I wear it everyone goes from calling me chicken chaser and laughing at me to booing me 24/7 and running away

like the bok said, they sure are materialistic

Dark leather modifiers aren't that strong

so many quotes stuck with me with this game

>hero your will energy is low, watch that
>well done lad, the beetles are all dead. You can come out of the woods now
>FWEEE GOLD PIECES
>I can't believe you have my whisper fighting some farm boy
>H I T S HITS!
>She said a hero would come...and here you are!
>i uhh hear your looking to procure a pass to twinblades camp
>try to get your combat multiplier even higher
>He became the monster he tried hunting for so long!

you just need to look slightly evil for them to hate you

MY SWORD
MY ARMOUR
MY HELMET
MY SHIELD
YOU GATHERED FOR ME SO THE PATH I SHALL YIELD

My "pure/evil" playthrough of Fable 2 was probably the most fun I had with that game. It felt so good to be a complete bastard but also dangerously good looking.

THE TIME IS

VERY LATE.

LIGHTS OUT, YOU 'ORRIBLE LOT

how did you die in Fable? I mean I love the game to death, No.1 Nostalgia game ever. But it's easy as fuck not to die no matter how you approach the combat it's fucking easy peasy to live.

Augments...
I have no idea what they are but they sell them here.

>used to go 100% goodboy when I was younger
>now always go for the evil route in games just to see how the game handles that since evil RPG routes are generally harder to make interesting/not retarded and I like the edge

Why didn't they keep 2's morality system for three? That was one of the only improvements from 2

But the incessant cheering if you're good is just as bad.

My fucking thoughts exactly. See

>You will never be dominated by lady grey and cuck a thunder nigger in the process. ;_;

There is a part in fable 2 where you have to choose becoming old or sacrificing a womens life, when it was asked I had flashbacks of being old and ugly in fable 1, and fucked over the women

>wear some very high appearance clothes, and hairstyle
>everyone still calls me an ugly motherfucker
>get nice looking face tats in the arctic
>everyone suddenly wants my dick
I don't even know, man

shes some kind of lich right? i never really understood what the fuck the deal with her and her sister was.

>necrophilic incest.

Holy shit I never thought of it like that.

She was fucking hot in 2 though.

Murdered her sister to get inheritance or something. She's only a lich in 2 which I wish I knew about it so I could've played it again.

I thought she murdered her sister because she fell in love with a peasant so lady grey thought she didn't deserve to be mayor

>waifued Lady Grey in 1
>waifued her again in 2
This is some next level degeneracy, I'm still upset at how they changed her appearance though
And that I couldn't make it three for three in Fable 3, though the reason is understandable

A bit of both, she was persuaded by ol' Jacky boy to murder her older sister for reasons, in TLC, and when you find the gravesite in the cellar Lady Grey calls her sister weak and would ruin Bowerstone. So both seems likely

Isnt the 2nd game set in 500 years after the original? Even if the main character has Lady Grey's bloodline its been through so many generations it would hardly called incest

do you have any potions, or food?

Yeah something like that. Right shame there's almost no good art of her from either game.

>having babies with resurrected Lady Grey in 2
>they're half zombie

Fucking Lionhead

Does that mean the protag of Fable 3 is half frankenstein monster incest baby?

Not really incest considering the time gaps but yeah they're partially undead

That would explain them being cripplingly retarded and strong as fuck

>them hips

So thats the reason why you cant die in 3

Yes

YOU JUST GONNA STAND THERE LIKE A LEMON?

these guys were sick

I think he looked like the Negalmuur from FFXII

THREAD
THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=lHVkj2_w-QU

I'm reminded of this.
youtube.com/watch?v=fa4FWtvzRH4

I'm always a will boy me me i'm a will boy never even touched a sword

Fuck you faggots, now I gotta replay this shit for the 100th time.

Should I go TLC or Anniversary?

Also, any mods out there worth getting for either of them?

get the cool tattoos mod

it's full of cool tattoos

mod support is shit for this game.
literally 0 good mods or tools to work with

Don't get anniversary, it's broken as fuck and looks like shit

DEEPEST LORE

LOOK AT THE CHICKEN CHASER

H
I
T
S

HITS

>Remember triggering an expression while slinging spells
>Spent an afternoon trying to figure out exactly how I did it
>Electrocute bandits to death with my middle finger
>Oi!

The most satisfying glitch. Lionhead thought they were slick, trying to fix it for TLC but I figured it out again.

>not spelling
S H I T

Agreed

Holy shit

Holy shit that's brilliant.

Shitty webm from old ass footage related

how cruel, i didnt even get a chance to say goodbye to my sides

I tried playing TLC again a while ago and couldn't get into it. Maybe because I'm used to better games at this point

I wore dresses instead

Watching an old yet incredibly muscled man with demon horns run through town slaughtering everyone in a pretty dress is highly amusing I tell you

man, I never played fable 2 because xbox, have I missed out on much? loved 1 and didn't get 3 since everyone called it shit

I think you may be gay.

I don't know if it was the fact I was younger, or if the game is just that good, but all the cool magic you can use just got me so stoked every time.

Getting that combo number up using my lighting magic was simple, but so fun and satisfying. Fable 2 is a cool game if you'd like some nostalgia for Fable. It's an ok sequel that went in the wrong direction for the series. For instance I think Fable would have benefited a lot from more funding for a bigger world with more variance in it.

Same here brother.

ign.com/faqs/2004/fable-rumors-and-conspiracies-faq-550950

a little bit

>Giving them the middle finger while electrocuting them to death

I never knew I wanted this in a game. Guess I finally have a use for this 8 year old image now

>wake up
>fable thread is still up

Nice one lads

I miss getting high and laughing hysterically over that line.

i miss weed.

I made it a point to finish off Thunder with it every time.

Walter was a bro.

How do you do it?

Have the expression hotkey'd and use it immediately before casting lightning. Or after, I'm a tad fuzzy on the details.

Holding hand simulator. Awful piece of shit

It disappoints me to no end that there aren't any other fantasy games set in the Victorian era.
Just think about it.
>Cartridge based guns
>Some swords, mainly for duels
>Great moustaches
>Dapper clothing

Find these for me
And the path I shall yield

S
H
I
T
Shit.
>balverines

That's what you get for using foul language

Fable 1 best comfy.

Fable 2 best overall.

Fable 3 best girl sim :3

>Flanderization
I want tvtropes babbies to leave.

>Fable 2 never got Ported to PC

Honestly for the best.

360s are dirt cheap these days

Only problem I have with that is they're so unreliable that you can't count on it them work indefinitely, as you would older consoles.

As long as you get a slim you should be okay, they have a way lower failure rate than the original. Disk drive gets noisy as fuck after a long time though

Fable 3 is my guilty pleasure.

I think if they gave actual genuine freedom and let you "do anything" like they promised you could then it would be great.

For starters, don't limit what I can say to people. I have to exit the conversation and then re-enter it until I get the choice I want? The fuck?

The motherfucking fundraising section. They should not have thrown that at the end of the game, they should have fundraising throughout the game from the very beginning.
Even if you did all the quests or played the lute (I seriously hope none of you guys did this) you'd still have to compromise your shallow "good" stance in order to get money.

Also saving your brother doesn't do shit, he just kisses your ass and disappears from your game.
Not enough unique npcs in the game world.

>Fable 3 is a good game apart from all of these enormous flaws

Says who?
I just said it's my guilty pleasure.
It's so horribly bad but I like playing it when I hate myself.
by that logic I should have thousands of hours on it but you get what I mean

For some reason my most memorable Fable quote is:

MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS

SO
I HEAR YOU 'AVE A SISTAH
AND IT'S HER BURFDAY

So was your mum a total whore in the first Fable?

It's really neat idea and feels great n a powerful PC because there are no loading times. I'm sorry XBOX 360 people had to suffer so much.

I strongly disagree, it's far more annoying than a normal menu and inventory and everything and i hate it with a passion, the fact that there are no load times it's irrelevant because it still takes a decade to do anything in the sanctuary when you compare it to a traditional menu.

I really like how they tried to show he was in such a difficult position.
>Main theme of the game is different factions coming together around the player as focal point. This is to rebel agaisnt Logan's "tyrannical rule"
>When your adviser gives you choices as ruler, he notes that all Logan's choices tended to be "Middle of the road".
>Neutral choices were having massive social consequences, but put them in place too the save the nation. Logan mainly took neutral, rather than full on evil choices. This forces the player to sympathize with Logan and reflexively realize how complex it is too wield power in the real world.

Honestly, the writing is both excellent and retarded. It's retarded because Logan kept the fucking threat of invasion by "evil shadow robots" a secret. It's like, if he told people I'm sure more people would of backed him and the game could of been a lot better by going into more of a grey area. Instead no one has any idea why he is being a massive dick, so he comes off as a sadist dick for no reason.

Hell the game may of gone another route if we knew about the evil army about to invade.
>Start out helping your brothers war effort
>Get a choice to rebel agaisnt him or stay with him.

It still take fucking ages to do anything, even without the loading screen.
They could have just let you setup manikins and weapon displays at your house or some shit. That would have been a thousand times better

Err, I really liked just going in there. Chilling out and selecting my weapons. Also customization on the go was great. Like really good customization with the fact you could save your character with different tatoos and clothing styles in one set.

God I want a good pc to player it on again.

I think the sanctuary should of been optional because I can see why others would find it annoying. On xbox you basically had to sit through a loading screen to get to the sanctuary...

It depends on your renown too. If you aren't famous the plebs give you shit either way.

BRING BACK SCYTHE SENPAI

>Lady Gray

Didn't know that, thanks. Think I'll get rid of my 360 thicc then.

It's trash. Graphics are somehow worse and they charge you 4x the game's price for the only tangible benefit of a Hard Mode and a few extra shit weapons.

CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A GAME OF
CHICKEN KICKEN
SIR?

Logan was already not very popular or effective as a regent, coming out and saying "hey there's this shadowy evil being across the ocean that we need to prepare for by strengthening my army" he would have either looked power hungry, crazy or both.

>too
>would of
>could of
>may of
I agree with all your points but boy was this painful to read.

>World of undead
>Hobbes
>Ghosts
>magic weapons
>Magic guns at that.
>Robots (DLC)
>Giant wasps
>Giant trolls
>Balverines.
>Somehow shadow monsters are too far fetched.

I'm not joking but I think they had like one guy work on it 90% of the time ,with maybe two other people helping.
>All the money was going into a moba game with a twist that no one was going to play.
>This guy got the short straw.

Sorry user. I'll try harder in future.

Speaking of undead, why did he order his troops to man and maintain a fort in middle of a massive graveyard anyway?
Right in the middle of enemy spawning grounds and all, why not place it closer to the city, like right next to the hippy town?
Or behind the hippy town, force the flower lovers to face the undead and see the error in their ways, have troops closer to your city and thus have better maintained supply lines instead of having them completely cut off deep within enemy territory.

Ok.
Done.
What now?

Hero your willpower is low
watch that

Your health is low, do you have any potions? Or food?

Fable 3 was my favorite jew simulator
>end of game coming up
>i feel like i want to own literally everything
>start buying every single house in the land
>making millions per second by the end of it all
>able to make good on all my promises because i own everything

A new questcard is available at the guild for you.

So what does this game teach us?
People in housing business make the greatest rulers.

Right so I can't remember the name of the purple soldiers, but for arguments sake I'll call the purple soldiers "New guard".

Basically the soldiers in the fort(with red uniforms), and the guards around town were part of the "old guard". Logan wanted to intensify his industrial policies and knew the old guard would get in his way. This is because they probably wouldn't stand for his policies. By placing them in the fort he

a) Removes them from the political scene.
b) Wares down their strength by having them fight an enemy that will never lose a war of attrition.
c) therefore eliminating them as a threat entirely.

He wanted to replace the old guard with the new guard because the new guard seemed like they would do more fucked up shit, like wipe out villages that opposed him were as the old guard would probably fight back agaisnt him.
I think the whole idea is demonstrate how he was getting rid of the old elements of government to replace them with more cruel and "efficient elements". The whole idea is to make him seem more like a Tyrant of the industrial era and give him a Stalinesque vibe.

I'm no historian but there is probably a academic/technical name for getting rid of a military faction/faction this way.

I feel like fable 3 perfected the multiplayer if nothing else, or well, close to it, enemies didnt scale so an easy game was twice as easy and there wasnt pvp or anythong but they pretty much had every feature you could want from a fable multiplayer for the most part, item trading, you could visit each others games, acquire loot, marry and bang other players, use expressions on each other etc. But shame the game itself is only a shell of what the first 2 games were

YOU'VE RECEIVED A NEW QUEST CARD!

*tudududu*

CHECK THE GUILD FOR MORE QUESTS

I never figured out how to accept that snow troll quest that appeared before that queen bee, and dissapeared afterward

>TFW we will never EVER get to visit Samarkand now

Feels fucking bad man

Still that seems like the sorta stuff where you would only need to get rid of the guys on top and then install a commissariat to "keep an eye out for troop morale".

Im pretty sure that was there just to tease you, i think you could only accept it when the TLC part of the game came around

>Choosing the evil option and colonizing Samarkand doesn't actually colonize samarkand
>They just work in Reaver's mine and have pipes all over their town.

So much potential was wasted.

He seems to have been replacing the entire army.
>Good honest freedom loving English soldiers being replaced by evil mind washed soldiers of a dictator.

>So much potential was wasted.

Summed up the Fable franchise pretty well

That's true, but how much is actually cut content and pure fantasy is up for debate.

Also the new guard was being trained in city, and kept away from the old guard.

You can infer lionhead wanted us to view the new guard as being ideologically bound up with what every Logan said. The old guard would of "polluted" the minds of the new guard in Logan's mind, hence why he kept them apart.

Classic dictator stuff.

nope, still couldnt get it

I've got a lot of memories of this game.

Mostly bad ones. I remember how I used to activate Berserk and kill everything while dressed up in the assassin armor or dark plate.

All while listening to youtube.com/watch?v=xqds0B_meys on repeat.

also why boners when wearing the red wig and dresses

I think that was just a one time gimmick to showcase that the world was "alive" and that other heroes went on quests.

I think that particular quest was for some black chick and there might've been another for that Thunder guy.

there are more of us then I thought

Oh god this song, I forgot it existed.
I made a RSMV for it.

>fable thread reaching bumb limit
sometimes youre pretty alright Cred Forums

>An Idea guy
"Peter's also an ideas man, he gets lots of ideas, thats why dad calls him "the ideas man""

> oh your so FAT
I remember being too green to know what she meant by it.