Melee Thread?

S2J and Lucky are great man
Mang0 and Alex19 are the degenerates

Hbox does have more fans there than most places, but everywhere - r/smashbros included - sucks mango's dick constantly.

And for no good reason either, dude's fucking washed up and not even good anymore.

Theres probably some level of truth in this, but I find it 20x more believable that Mango's gf is a crazy bitch and is making things up and exaggerating

>e-celebs
>competitive video games
>caring about people who play video games for money

You can't keep supplementing friendships with people you give money to over the internet you faggots.

>here's the evidence
>a rash
>her hand crudely wrapped in ace bandage
>a light red mark on her chest

i'm sure he cheated on her and probably abused her, but her story is only 70% true. unloved women married to famous men love this scorched earth shit. desu mang0 does seem like a narcissistic psychopath. too bad hungrybox is going to act like a smug cunt about this now.

She deleted her account
twitter.com/lunark1tten

how is alex19 degenerate

nice post friend

exactly bro

>it's a mango gets drunk and gets tsundere for leffen stream

probably leaving the melee community

i fucking love melee hell

Yeesh. Sounds like a terrible situation. Hopefully someone can sort through all the he-said-she-said and get the kid into a better situation.

My first inclination is not to believe her since she has always seemed kind of drama heavy and trashy. Petulantly flipping off Hbox when he beat Mango comes to mind.

But I also don't want to dismiss it outright since I suppose anything is possible.

Glad my opinion means absolutely nothing here.

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>Anyone believing her ever
>After getting arrested for assault

TFW: Your girlfriend is fit and supportive and not with child while you balance two careers. And she has her own things going on in life and doesn't try to insert herself into the community.

It bothers me that HBox and Mang0 are the 2 with the biggest followings because they're both insufferable faggots

>"Here, there are some injuries he inflicted me over the period of time"
>Red skin that even the baby can do by random slapping like babies do.
>A hand covered with cloth.

As much as I despise the faggots in smash community...is this bitch serious?

And that last comment. At least someone will have a new girlfriend and girlfriend's son, kek.

M2K and Leffen have bigger followings than hbox

It's really Mang0 and then everyone else.

HBox is only popular because he is Mang0's foil (and recently his kryptonite)

He has a grating personality sometimes, but he tries. He is constantly shouting out the work of TOs and other players, and the Smash 4 community.

>This is the average Memelee player
youtube.com/watch?v=ChEj9m1kwsw

Reminder: just because the game has some broken tech not even its developers were aware of (because the game is rushed shit), it doesn't mean the game is deep orspecial in any way.

I'm waiting on my boy Luigikid to ascend to the heavens.

His game is improving every SSS.

epic bait

Are you really looking up videos with 4k views just to shitpost on a chinese cartoon forum

It would be bait it it weren't true.
Melee is just as competitive as a Shrek game.

is SFV finished yet?

0/10 shitpost, work on your delivery

SFV is just as shitty as melee.

I wouldn't expect Melee fanboys to be able to make an actual argument either, yes.

Didnt she try to kill her friend a couple of months ago because she thought said friend was having an affair with Mango?

Mango is immune to criticism. Nothing will happen to him except people saying "Oh you Mango don't do that again okay?"

You could tell he hated Lauren and obviously knocked her up by accident anyway, he ruined his life and he probably wishes none of this ever happened.

Its in the same shitty state it was in since february, except that it has 2 more characters now.

Remember kids, fixing the base game and features doesnt make you immediate money, but selling DLC characters and costumes does.

Shriek Super Slam at EVO when?

>That "bandage"
As an EMT, I'm fucking triggered.

It'd probably still get more views than street fighter

At this point, anything goes. Just find a broken mechanic in a brawling game and now it's magically viable and competitive. That's the exact mental level of all Melee fanboys.

No way someone with experience let alone an EMT or anything did that bandage.

Shes just whoring out for attention and being retarded.

Thanks for this I knew I could count on you Cred Forums!

Now to get serious. If Mang0 quits playing Melee the game might legit die. Loosing PPMD was a huge blow to the community as it is. I mean could you imagine constantly watching Armada Vs Hbox GF for years? *pukes*

Imagine constantly having to watch melee "pro gaming"

Oh the horror.

@352394357
Damn. That post.
Really made me think. I think.... I think I actually hate melee, and competitve games as a whole now? WTF

>melee fame would rise to oblivion if PPMD and Hax$ came back

>*pukes*
fuck off reddit

also
>e-"""""""""sports"""""""""
>e-celeb drama
cancer

Armada has been winning for 10 years non stop already. Game has been dead for decades.

@352395016
Fuck outta here drone.

>Melee players are manchild egomaniacs who don't know how to deal with frustration
Color me surprised.

>he said while posting a Steven Jewniverse pic from his iPhone

Women lie
I would bet a large amount of money she is lying

They also like to take children away from their fathers
and get attention

>tfw can't main other characters because they all feel wrong

Fox has ruined me

HAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHEHHHEHEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEHEHEHHEHHOOHOO

>posting all this on twitter
sad

This is almost certainly bullshit.
If she was really being abused she'd be looking for a shelter, not asking random strangers on twitter to house her.
This cunt is just an attention whore.
Not surprising that Mang0 would stick his dick in crazy though.
Its a real shame he fucked up and had a kid with her.

Statistically, whether there's real abuse present or not, you are more likely to go to jail if you're the male in the relationship and you're also more likely to lose custody of the child.
Women are cunts and they don't want equality.

Why is Shrek the best videogame series of all time?

>Can't main anyone else but the Captain because I've never put any effort into anybody else

My greatest joy. My greatest sorrow
At least your character is viable

>Captain Falcon isn't viable

Nobody likes Hbox except faggot contrarians.
He gets booed at tournaments, the only reason people want him to win is because it pisses off the people who didn't and he's a pompous asshole.
Hbox is a meme.

Its not deleted, its just private.
Further evidence that she's doing it for attention.

Im gonna have sex with mango's wife guys!!!!!!!!

Also, HOLY FUCK
What could she possibly make 35,000 tweets about?
And in just three years.

LMAO women
THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS LMAOOOOOOOOOO
TORYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Note
>HE needs help
But not her, the person who claims she being abused but still loves the abuser..
All signs point at her being a psycho cunt.

I play in PAL, and Falcon feels pretty viable here

It's still true tho

>Mango is a wifebeater
>PPMD is a hypochondriac
>Mew2King has literal aspergers
>Armada is balding at 23
>Leffen still can't compete in American tournaments
At least we can still watch OUR GUY, Hungrybox.

>aspergers
Thought it was autism

>Mango is a wifebeater
>PPMD is a hypochondriac
>Mew2King has literal aspergers
>Armada is balding at 23
>Leffen still can't compete in American tournaments
At least we can still watch OUR GUY, GayHarambe.

Hey Mang0

I don't buy this shit. Even if its true, it seems pretty clear it goes both ways and I'm not a moralfag who thinks you don't hit women under any circumstance. Lauren is clearly a trashy drama queen who will lie and say anything if she feels slighted in the least. Even if he beat the hell out of her, which it seems he doesn't, based on the "injuries" she posted, I wouldn't care. That's his personal life and I don't give a fuck about what happens in some Melee player's personal life. I only know who they are because they are good at a game I like, I don't care about their personality any more than any other random person I walk by on the street.

>hahaha meleefags btfo! epic baiting i got going on over here! can't wait to show my friends in study hall how buttmad these fags are! XDXDDD

Brcause Mango is too important to Melee. People who get mad over Mango fanboys are so easily outed as evo babies. If it wasn't for Mango, Melee would have died. For maybe half the community, Melee is their lifestyle. Their friends are all from smash and they spend large portions of their free time playing the game or traveling to play. Mango, more than any other single person, is responsible for all of them to keep being able to live that life. Mango is immune from criticism because his level of importance is too high. Melee won't find another player with his personality, playstyle, skill level, and work ethic when it comes to streaming and building the game. Until they can find somebody to fill that void, Mango, imo rightfully, gets that privilige.

>Brcause Mango is too important to Melee. People who get mad over Mango fanboys are so easily outed as evo babies. If it wasn't for Mango, Melee would have died. For maybe half the community, Melee is their lifestyle. Their friends are all from smash and they spend large portions of their free time playing the game or traveling to play. Mango, more than any other single person, is responsible for all of them to keep being able to live that life. Mango is immune from criticism because his level of importance is too high. Melee won't find another player with his personality, playstyle, skill level, and work ethic when it comes to streaming and building the game. Until they can find somebody to fill that void, Mango, imo rightfully, gets that privilige.
Agreed.
If he'd just STOP THROWING FUCKING TOURNAMENTS AWAY GODDAMN IT

unf

EE stop dont do it, I know she's white but it's not worth it.

>weak knee unviable
No thanks

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>people actually care about the personal lives of "competitive" video game players

That high school drama-seeking phase is something you're supposed to grow out of, ladies.

What?

So how much booing will he get next time he plays?

>p-please don't make fun of my smash gods

But nerfed fox and shiek

About the same number of people who cheered for Armada on during Genesis 3

Mango could very well lose sponsorships or be barred from venues over this, regardless of how true it is.

That's just great, Melee is cancer.
You're proving 's point pretty well.

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10/10 underrated post

>on during
well that means its time to sleep

Just goes to show all the gods are bastards who as scummy professionally as they are personally.

Steve pls

>Mango could very well lose sponsorships or be barred from venues over this, regardless of how true it is.
>You're proving 's point pretty well.

Try not to contradict yourself next time silly tr4sh baby

>ITT: Memelee babbys who can't accept a top player of a baby game is, unsurprisingly, unstable and a scumbag
Keep up the damage control, Cred Forums.
Sooner or later you'll fool someone

Considering Armada vs Hbox at Summit 2 and EVO are the highest level Melee ever played i wouldn't mind.

no he won't, mango matters far more to the community than his psychotic cunt girlfriend
she literally went to jail for attacking some chick because she thought mango slept with her

So its true that white people never get the police involved in domestic affairs

Well for the most part she is lying. She did do jail for assaulting the pornstar. She herself tweeted that she snitched her.

Here she pretends like she went to jail because she fought with mango

Second : Reno once tweeted at her that she was abusive and that why mango couldn't come to CEO. I don't remember exactly the tweet but it definitly went like she was the abusive person in the relathionship

And how do abusive girls control their husband ? They lie through their theeths and try to undermine their moral wich could be proven by her going public instead of calling the cops or just staying silent, she know she will hurt his sponsorship over this.

I know some whiteknight on Cred Forums will tell me "blah blah muh soggy knee trust women" but i have litteraly no evidence whatsoever to trust her over mango.

If you don't want your version to be questionned at least wait for the authority to sort this shit

I hope this won't hurt mango career, we need him to save melee :'(

Leffen, PP, Hax, Mango, RIp melee

She then tried to say it was Mango who made her go to jail because she was defending herself. A total lie, what a psycho bitch.

((you))

Here you go you can now leave this board

Daaaamn son just need a bag to put over her head

There was a side even Shrek super slam at an european major I went to lmao

Didn't bothered watching this shit, we already had PM if we wanted to watch a janky game :^)

> This Big House may lack Mango, leffen AND ppmd

fucking look at him

I doubt this will be big enough to make Mango not go to Big House

Fox feel so good to play, too bad the tech is absolutly hard to perform

I had to limit myself to falco :'(

Fox really isn't that hard with a little practice and muscle memory. How long did you try Fox for?

PPMD has done nothing wrong and never will

>reddit spacing
>:'(
At least fucking try to fit it ledditor

in*

lmao

Underrated post

BRUUUUUH

Her head is not that bad she look like a cute librarian

Would fugg

Wtf I like Hbox now

How did you know this was reddit spacing bro ? you just outed yourself LMAO

Okay I admit I sometimes post on reddit :(

I've been on Cred Forums for nearly a decade though (wich means more than half of you) and Cred Forums is reddit/tumblr central

Delete this post so you can at least attempt to save yourself the embarrassment.

Not so long actualy. I have less than a year of plays (and like 6 month of 20xx)

I come from europe and we simply did not have a scene until very recently

Fox was my first main but I couldn't get Upsmash OOS, Jumpcancel upsmash. And for the life of myself i just CAN'T SH after shine.

I was getting tensed on my controller and thought better switch before getting injuries

So i went for falco, now i'm hesitant on going back cuz of all the time I invested on falco

Now he has three Jigglypuffs

What embarassement ? i just got outted as a reddit0r might as well confess

>Cred Forums
Say Cred Forums from now on

If you throw around so many claims please show some evidence at least.

Damn, she's cute.

>A """"""competitive"""""" game's life is dictated by a sub-eceleb

I want memelee to die. You fuckers are literally jihadists

Holy motherfucking shit
You guys SERIOUSLY still play melee
Like, what the fuck
Y'all niggas need to let go.

First tweet is on the pornstar twitter.

Second tweet I don't know, look for Reno to Lauren tweet just before CEO

I'm not a nu-male I don't know how twitter works let alone how I could find these tweets

edit : here you go some fag on reddit had the link twitter.com/RyanRiesling/status/685929507904065536

>There are people out there who call these human beings "god" because they excell at a childrens party game

>Drama
kys fampai

maybe when we get a game that surpasses it.
until then sakurai can go fuck himself

dumb leafyposter

>maybe when we get a game that surpasses it
Gee,i wonder how we are going to surpass a game where more than 3/4 of the cast is useless in the competitive scene, outdated graphics, broken mechanics and free exploits.

>I'm not a nu-male I don't know how twitter works
Jesus what?

You have no idea what you're talking about.

almost none of those describe melee though.
and all 3 of the best competitive games ever are broken as fuck anyways.
broken shit is fun yo

Why does melee thread always bring salty ass nigga ?

Are fgc nigger so assblasted by melee ? Or is it random people from another fandom pissed that their shitty game is dead and gone after only 6 month ?

Let's say that you have a friend and he had a gf, a fantastic gf, someone that he loved with all his heart.
Now his gf is fucking dead, and he can't do anything but watch videos and photos about the good times with his gf, he just can't do anything else, and he's loosing so many fucking opportunities. Do you just stand there and watch? Nigga no, you try to make him understand that there so many better options around.

FGC and tr4sh kids

>and all 3 of the best competitive games ever are broken as fuck anyways.

Which 3?

Because i cant remember broodwar or counterstrike being broken.

Yeah it's not like MvC2 didn't survive 10 years at all.
>He considers dodging into the ground for momentum an "exploit" or broken mechanic
I wouldn't think it's actually fgc shitters. The only time they're brought into the mix is when Evo happens. Besides, ACTUAL fighting game fans play tons of broken as fuck games. Just look at KoF14 with Nakoruru.

but melee isn't dead.
your argument is shit.

i can't imagine a dead scene that wouldn't be jealous of melee's success

damn Cred Forums really is reddit garbage

Any people that isn't famous or a millenial has nothing to do on twitter

This is worse than a food analogy.

melee, 3rd strike/turbo 2 and mvc2.
Brood War is up there too, Counter Strike is in trash tier.

Do me a favor
EXPLAIN to me what the hell is so incredible about melee, explain me why the fuck this game should be more memorable of other stuff like Goldeneye64, smash brawl, any fucking zelda, any fucking metroid, any fucking OTHER GAME in the universe.

arguably the best movement out of any game ever when you master it.

but melee is thriving and there is litteraly no game that come close to melee

Except PM wich is dead and janky

i hope you aren't implying tr4sh is a better option

Alright fuck this drama, why did you choose to main the character(s) you do?

I main Marth because of his amazing movement and satisfying as fuck juggles and Fox basically just for Falco because I can't stand not being in control.

No one wants a bunch of manchildren and autists shitting up their events.

I'll correct that for you: The gf is alive, but looks Old, she is still as lovable as she was when they First met, still a Great fuck and all her qualities remained the same.

Then There's this Young, modern looking girl, without depth, shallow, a Dead fish in bed and you dont Connect on Most Levels

Do you really advice leaving the First for the latter?

Yeah. Feels so good to be a melee fan in 2016

I've watched melee since I was 15 just before the rise of mango and I always thought damn such a good game IT SHOULD be famous. One day people realize how great this game is

Then brawl is announced, I precommand it. "das it mane, new game, new people, scene will grow stronger, I may have one in my shitty country"

D-day i play the game, i got fucked.

Now 5 years later, melee revive, a scene just pop out of nowhere in my country

FEELSGOODMANE

then they should remove all of FGC to prevent that.

Nah, melee autism needs to fuck off to their own events. You can take Trash 4 with you as well.

>The gf is alive, but looks Old, she is still as lovable as she was when they First met, still a Great fuck and all her qualities remained the same.
>Melee = Christmas Cake

I already love Melee and now you just took it to a whole new level of nnggghhh

when the FGC starts beating up and sexually harasiing people at events we'll consider it

Mang0 and his Norwalk crew are degenerate pieces of shit, glad Lauren exposed his ass.

what's so bad about sfat?

attempted to rape a minor at an event last summer

wheres the source on that homie

tell me more

sure...and what's so bad about armada?

he's into incest with his sister

Whats bad about Ice?

Riiight.

fuck off with your off topic garbage this is a mango thread

nothing wrong with that

Literally our guy

His sister is cute too

>A melee player trying to rape a minor
Why this doesn't surprise me?

there's literally nothing wrong with that

>you can beat you spouse as long as you make a party game competitively relevant
Some tucked up morals there.

youtube.com/watch?v=xzPwO8IkULE

Yfw MikeHaze's new rap was prophetic, Mang0 is going to lose his sponsor and status

>glad Lauren exposed his ass.
Please, the only thing she exposed is how much of a degenerate they both are. Trash begets trash, he's no more of a monster than she is. Look at them. They're both reckless imbeciles and deserved each other.

Have you ever been to Ann Arbor? They won't let him within 50 miles if anyone even suspects him of laying a finger on a woman

Mang0nation are fucking retards.

Wonder how Scar is going to react to this. Mang0 is practically his best friend.

whats triggering? the way it was wrapped?

not baiting, just trying to see what you're seeing

>fucking that hag when you have like 3-4 hot sisters
Adam please

twitter.com/TSM_Leffen/status/778204258810331136

Leffen is literally our guy.

What're the best Melee channels on YouTube? I'm already subscribed to the obvious ones like GRSmash and MagicScrumpy.

No one cares what a LITERALLY who plays. The top dogs are the only thing that matters.

EvenMatchUpGaming

Its simply enough the greatest fighting game ever created with an infinite skill ceiling.

Because there is no baby buffering like in baby fighter 5 and nother similar trash games mistakes happens all the time and you have to a frame perfect all the time to be the best. The game has extremtly high APM and there are at least 10 viable characters that all plays very different from each other.

How do people even find these photos. I thought Armada kept her on the down low

MagicScrumpy is just low effort shitty clickbait, Would advice you to unsubscribe and not give him views.

this

VGBootcamp

FUCK MELEE

PLAY SMASH TOUR, THE TRUE SMASH

REEEEEEEEEE

M2K is the only true man.

You mean Hbox.

@C9Mang0 Please tell me this stuff she's tweeting is a sick joke! Please? I just subbed to you yesterday. You're my favorite smash player

SmashaG is good even if he uses clips without permission, it's not like the people would ever upload the clips themselves anyways.

SSBM Tutorials is amazing for a new player like me

Mangos channel has some good shit from Funday if you want raw Melee. He also uploads some of the games he plays on stream if you give a shit.

Leffen uploads some highlights occasionally

M2K is the underdog. He takes the worst and still keeps on chugging. Remember when he was catfished? A true man.

@C9Mang0 innocent until proven guilty. That is the American way and what I will always follow. I really hope it's all BS.

why would a spic use american ways?

@C9Mang0 honestly go fuck yrself for just liking her tweets like what are u doing to support her in any way

TLDR of this?

either mangos a physically abusive drunk or his gf is a crazy lying bitch

Mangos GF claimed he beats her on twitter

or both

Mango beat up his girlfriend and they're splitting up.

Most likely the second after seeing her obvious lie about when she went to jail

youtube.com/watch?v=4dUxHe5yi6o
God damn she's fat.

That doesn't excuse hitting a woman

mang0 stuck his dick in crazy
even worse, she's a landwhale
mistakes were made

Mango is crazy and fat too, if you forgot

will mang0 ever unJUST himself?

she was a qt when skinny, I know one of you motherfuckers has the pictures.

This pic makes no sense

Our guy = Meme carachters, a schizophrenic, a rage induced faggot and two autist

Litteraly none of them plays a legit champ

> ppdm in anything else than our guy
> mangoat in anything else than our guys

Leffen and armada are cancerous allright dough

English?

>mangoat
it's not 2014 anymore user.
the GOAT stands for best legacy and Armada has surpassed mang0's.

His facebook i guess he has shitton of friend

That picture of her chest looks just like my wife after I've been pushing her away from coming at me trying to fight you push them in the chest so she prob was swinging on his face and he pushed her fucking ass a couple times

>having a wife

Y-you okay user?

Top Kek
But anyone ever think m2k is outgrowing smash? Like I would watch him play any game because of his personality someone should tell him he can be more than a smash god

Scar JewsticeWarrior gonna have a hard time conciling his fav player and his new hobby

Yea we worked our shit out years ago way before we had a kid which we still don't luckily

It's strange to see Leffen making a rational post on twitter instead of just shitposting.

I'm having a hard time. I loved Mang0 dude.. fuck

wtf i hate mango now

This but unironically.

Armada can never ever be the GOAT. Armada is stale and boring while mango is exciting and radical in both personality and playstyle.

Being white trash is exciting to you?

Mango is a rockstar compared to the other "gods"

It isnt for you?

fuck mango

Koianddragon are good evenif they are a knockoff grsmash they are kinda being aware of each other nowadays and trying to make different videos and use different clips

>mang0 in 2016
>exciting
even SFAT is more hype than him now.

also to be the GOAT you have keep up your legacy by winning nationals, something mang0 hasn't done in like 2 years.

also with the fact that Armada hasn't lost anyone but 5 people for the last 5 years and he's also a teams god it's not harder to see how his legacy is better once you start sucking mang0's dick

>even SFAT is more hype than him now.

M2k is closer to goat than armada he needs more time in its like calling LeBron James goat I mean he's good but he gotta put more time in frankly

it's true, the stuff his comeback vs mang0 is more hype than anything mang0 has done this year.

too bad m2k never wins nationals

Honestly Melee doesn't even need Mango. When Leffen and PPMD come back there will be 5 gods again, he will be swiftly forgotten as a former good player that ended up being a degenerate criminal just like Shizwiz.

>acts surprised that people still play melee
>has an image with a witty filename ready

fuck off

>too bad m2k never wins nationals
He's won 2 in the last 2 months.

a tourney with 3 gods and under 1000 attendees isn't a national anymore.
stuff like Genesis 3, EVO and The Big House are nationals

Mangos Genesis 3 run literally beats all of Sfats "hype" matches combined. Fuck outta here Norcal dick sucker

go back to your meme stream mangobabby

losing GFs isn't a good run.
sorry

not really. His autistic way are bearable because he is /our/ autist

Not him but,
Take a toilet paper roll and roll it around your hand. Try to see if it actually does anything.

Mango plup game 5 summit 2 best combo of the year easily

this hand is poorly bandaged, but the actual hand underneath is fucked

hands shouldnt be swollen/bruised like that yo

There's just several layers of bandages.

>hands shouldnt be swollen/bruised like that
she's just fat. just look at those sausage fingers.

>our guy
>manchild
Pick one.

>love Samus
>place decent with her in locals
>hate Fox
>arguably 2nd best Fox in area and constantly get top 3 with him
Fuck this character

I mean, I dunno I'm no HBox fan but I think manchild is a pretty good description for most of Cred Forums
But if we're going by actual Our Guys, Leffen goes on Cred Forums occasionally, I think Wobbles has posted here, and Chudat was definitely a Cred Forumstard way back in the 2007 days

But I liked Mang0 ;_;

With Fox you can mash buttons and win but with it's not just a meme when Samus players talk about their big brains.

Chudat is definitely my guy.
He doesnt give a F U C K.

youtube.com/watch?v=T98uKLWpl9E

Him and Nintendude are literal cancer.

t. Mang0

I just want to space nice Ftilts

Nah I mean the way he plays games is commendable think what he could do for souls games PVP if he applied himself to it

>Putting a child in a fat feminist
Should've known better

Why do people like wobbles and not nintendude I don't get it

How is PPMD not in our guy?

I agree but even you have to admit his hacking is impressive.

He's a cunt

Might be interesting for once desu

>Armada, Leffeb & Ice
>Cancerous

>souls games PVP

Why fucking bother?

Being an IC main puts you at a disadvantage because you automatically become a huge faggot so in order to balance your your faggotry you have to be handsome and have a nice personality, two attributes that Nintendude lacks.

nintendude is a sweetheart. wtf are you talking about?

This

you dont even know if it's true or not retard

Melee threads on Cred Forums.... never again

Wow if you think this is a shit Melee thread then you have no idea how bad things were during pre EVO/CEO

Just gonna back up the pornstar part. She was literally in a different state from Mango when she was arrested, I remember following the drama on Twitter. She went out drinking with some pornstar that she was old friends with, posting a bunch of selfies and shit. The next day she was in jail and the pornstar was tweeting that she assaulted her and is a crazy bitch.

>Feminist whale
Of course she's crazy, I'd beat her too

>he actually cares about these unbacked claims by a trashy psychotic whore
Reminder that all fags jumping on this are just shills trying to kill melee.

thats not what beating your spouse looks like, if not totally fake those pictures at most look like a fucking allergic reaction.

She is definitely bullshitting about the jail thing. Why the fuck would Mango press charges against her and then still be with her? She cant go to jail for "assaulting" Mango if he doesn't press charges, what the fuck.

I've avoided them for a while now since it basically turns to some reddit/smashboards fuck fest. I just hope their kid does not get the short end of the stick.

Mango is an alright person, considering you don't take everything he says as some sort of divine law (dunno why his fans adore him so much). But well, he has not been living to his GOAT status for a while now.

And to the person that claimed mang0 single-handedly "revived" melee, you're wrong. Mang0 caused people to pick up the game because he managed to prove that m2k wasn't invincible, yes. He's very vocal, but honestly he was an inspiration more than anything.

Smash gained a massive following in 2012 thanks to documentary. I am willing to bet at least 60% of people that started to get into the scene after 2012 did it after watching it.

>Honestly Melee doesn't even need Mango.

Ever heard how crazy the crowd goes when mango plays? Its fucking crazy loud and much MUCH more hype than the other cocksuckers.

What a piece of shit.
Actually both of them are.
Why didn't she say anything until now?
It's like they are a nigger family.

>And to the person that claimed mang0 single-handedly "revived" melee, you're wrong.
>Mang0 caused people to pick up the game because he managed to prove that m2k wasn't invincible, yes.

So he did revive melee?

Woman dont get heard when they speak out.

And when they do its literally "lol she is just a trashy slutty liar"

The police usually hear them pretty well

That's just straight up wrong.
Even if it's a straight up lie, as soon as a woman mentions domestic violence, she becomes the absolute focus.

There is literally nothing wrong with beating up girls

The doc has like 1 million views or something right now, that isn't exactly a bold claim.

Tell that to gamergate.

...

This so much.

Let's not forget a woman ruined a guy's future foortball and college career by saying he raped her. Won assloads of money and put him in jail for years then came out and said that she lied.

Once a woman cries wolf, the guns and pitchforks are out

This bitch is notorious for starting bullshit and just being generally batshit crazy.

She's a liar. The person she assaulted (aka the ACTUAL reason she went to jail) literally posted about the incident on her Twitter.

>When it's a smash fag thread and you just know every post is by some underage dork

She's lying. I dont know the ordeal, but its clear Mango does NOT love her.
>She got knocked up to have his child and him forever
>She's a manipulative person who wants attention
>Her husband "Mango" is loved and glorified and she thinks its a cooperative system that she can indulge in cause relationships.
>She clearly is an aggressive person
>Compulsive liar
>Narcissist
>Professional victim, cause its never her fault and shes in the right for always being the considerate and righteous one, even when she starts most of the problems

Yes. I am tired of her.

Nigga you can't call someone underage and still not know how to correctly greentext.

Hey Reno

>Adhering to a personal codified standard of how to greentext
This is exactly the type of underage autist shit I'm talking about you fucking faggot

>Aight, some hardcore Smasher personal life drama is going on right now. The mod team is not allowing posts on the issue. It's a topic that doesn't belong on the subreddit and could potentially do more harm than good for all parties involved.

Why does every reddit community have to be run by fags?

So? Why should I care.

Cause nobody wants you fucking losers up in their business

The reno tweet was real but he was drunk and deleted it shortly after

She's talking about it on a public forum. Probably didn't hit her hard enough.

Lmao the autism is so strong with this one

Please somebody tell me he wasn't doing that unironically

I liked hbox's puff

>mango nation rushing to defend their five dollar donation a month

Lmao its funny how you attack the one smasher who isn't a degenerate with a legit career and life after smash but praise the faggot who is a alcoholic degenerate loser who has no job or life after smash and only gets by on sub donations

No goat is the greatest and mango is the greatest.

I don't care about an optimal peach fucking up poor spacies (or even worst peach vs floaties zzzzzZZZZZzzzzZZZZzzz) with zero risk whatsoever

I want to see crazy swag unbelievable read and risky plays

> daily reminder that mango changed main while he was the best just so he could entertain the crowd

Mango is and forever will be the goat

Ps : he also trained PP who became a MONK god. How can one man be so based ?

yeah i'm sure mang0's laser camping and nair shine play is sooooo risky.
also he hasn't won a national since 2014 for fucks sake

> tfw the simple mention of melee trigger tr4sh baby and FGC nigger

Feelsgoodmane

> laser camping

You are talking about westballz right ?

> nair shine play

Litteraly every fox/falco I don't know what you are talking about be more precise in your shitpost please

Yes he won nationals what are you talking about ?

The most hyped set of 2016

> mango genesis 3 rn
> mango plup summit 2
> mango hax pound

Daily reminder that Mango is the only one to play three different character in top 8 except for autistic m2k