Tfw everyone in my guild finds out I'm a girl

dick or GTFO

Stop posting racist memes.

>mfw raid group finds out I'm a trap

>not even 10% images
Try 2chan.

>Running PUG dungeon
>Beat a hard section
>"Good job guys"
>Healer replies "Guys AND girl ;)"

For what purpose?

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...

I have legitimately stopped caring about women on online games. It's not like I can fuck them anyway.

is that Sam Cage?

Pepes our guy user.

>Long Donkey Weaboo

B-but that's not even remotely true...

>use voice chat
>people start asking pics
>post an ulgy chick randomly picked on internet but nothing traceable or photoshop yourself into one
>nobody cares anymore about
>can play as if nothing ever happened

was that hard? i've done that for several years already and it always works, you just have to give in the attention and not care.

kill yourself frog/ponyfucker

>shakespeare-pepe
>shakespeare

Racism is not accepted on Cred Forums. Go back to your containment board.

>find a girl who seems chill and likes anime
>she's a huge fraud and is a complete dramafag / attention whore on twitter

Stop trying to force this meme already you and I both know it's not funny

So what you are saying they found out you are a girl (male)?

I know, racism is never funny.

>Top spaghetti massacre

get fucked shit nigger

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Kek

dumb phone poster

Edgy. How about you 14 year olds go back to your board?

Memes can't be racist only people that post them. Stop shit posting.

Waiting for the bus right now. Not at home, fuck me right?

>play with female friend all the time
>after match one guy says "good job dude" to my friend
>she says "dudette* :p"
>"oh cool, nice to see girls in vidya! :)"
>life goes on as normal and we play another round with same team
people who sperg out is worse than someone stating their gender tbqh

why autists are saying pepe to be racist out of nowhere? fucking nerds kill yourselves

nigger

>discord friends find out I'm frogkin

>tfw when no one knows you're a girl but assumes you're a guy
>tfw they call you "dude"

how do dumb frogposters come up with this shit?

racism is ok against every non black race

when are blacks gonna grow the fuck up and stop demanding to be the special fucking autist unicorn child that no one can touch?

OR

racist is what you do, not what you say

You can't meme this into existence faggot

and we don't want frog shitters on our board anyway faggot

end yourselves frog/ponyfucker

Has anyone ever had a genuinely good experience with any female in a videogame?

Dangly Spaghetti Expander
Did I win?

yes

no but most people you will find active on the internet are terrible

my sister.
used to play KF1 with her.

>using discord

>somebody states its a girl
>raid is ruined
thats why vent/whatever during raids is shit

I'm taking the bait.
Shakespeare wrote the play Julius Caesar.

FUNNY ISN'T IT

yeah because believe it or not, females are people too.

I played through New Super Mario Bros Wii with a girlfriend.
That was alright

>everyone in my guild thinks I'm a girl because I don't use a mic

sure
all the ones I've played with in dota actually seem pretty terrified they'll be looked at as someone who tries to be the princess. the keep their head down and try to prove themself for their sex or something

Hey, Yibby

>tfw people rage and call you fatfuck but your /fit/ irl

>feature-length banana boner

you have nicely rekt OP gg wp good job

no they just think you're a shy sperglord

i met my girlfriend on runescape

shh don't ruin my fantasy

>Overwatch
>People talking about the game on mic
>Hear a girl's voice 'Maybe a lucio needs to *bllahblah*
>Nobody mentions anything about a girl talking
I've seen this a few times. Literally the only game I've played where nobody spergs their pants the moment a female voice comes on.

ur healer right?

>get on mic
>everyone thinks I'm a girl
>just go along with it to spare myself the embarrassment
>years later they still think I'm a girl

>implying horsefuckers are anywhere near as cancerous as frogposters
>trying to meme as hot meme into existence.
Stop right now you fucking cunt

stop shitting up our board ponyfags

>playing csgo, everyone talking strats
>regular girl comes in our ts channel and starts telling us her life story
>everyone ignores her until we get tired and one of us says stfu
>she gasps and leaves ts3
Aaaaaaa

Fuck that's good

>giving out free (you)s

Yeah, females in vidya aren't the problem at most but virgin manchildren who sperg out are
>muh secret hobby
>muh women are bad at everything
>muh attention whores
etc

that's probably because cringe videos of people doing that shit have become so widespread, so mouth-breathers resist the urge to do it.
Same with fedoras, neckbeards know not to wear them now but they still act like neckbeards.

Rather than trying to suck up to girls in chat, mouth-breathers will often go silent when a girl speaks and not even have a dialogue, because they don't want to be interpreted as the creep they actually are.

>he doesn't praise our lord and savior Kek

That's even worse than people mispronouncing your username.
Damn dude

nice projection dr psychologist

Hi! Few things to start off =]
1. Yes, I'm replying to you because you're a female gamer( 'tis an awesome thing to see!)
2. I'm Brian
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not your stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen! xD

I used to play Mario Party with my sister eons ago

Surprisingly we never got pissed off with each other, in fact we used to just laugh our asses off all the time

you can't just call someone a frogposter like that

how long have you been in your "guild" and how often do you play video games with other people in it?

2004-2008 in Wow.

Our guild had quite a few girls, women or wifes of the guildies, was comfy as hell. Really nice people, still have some of them on facebook.

We were mostly swedish, finnish, dutch and UK people so there was no sperging.

>Tropical Dick Expander

no projection would be if I said you were a neckbeard because of X or something like that.
the reality is that neckbeards evolve, changing superficial things like their clothes or manners when they become aware of how embarrassing it is, but not actually changing the core of what's wrong with them.

If I ever saw someone unironically post this I would be sure to send them a message letting them know that they are the text book definition of autistic

Had a few grills in my XIV guild that played as well as everyone else.

>girl in chat
>someone refers to her as "he" cause he doesn't know
>girl says she's a girl
>cue 3 hour discussion about that not being true because there's no girls on the internet

Hopefully hiro was serious about removing Australians from this place it should bring the quality here up

>in Cred Forums guild on WoW
>in goldshire shit talking another guild member
>some guy comes over and starts talking to us
>i ignore him, but the other guild members start talking to him
>turns out guy is 12 years old
>they invite him to the guild
>they get him on cam, and he really is 12
>whole guild talking to him and using emotes like ;)
>instantly quit guild for fear of party van

I've noticed this too.

Too bad they'll never be better than an average player since, there feminine genetics won't allow them

that would be hella epic

Then she posts that on the Internet and it goes viral when you where actually just trying to be nice and funny.

Odds are you all have but just didn't know it.

>Long Cock Blaster
I like.

Actual girl here.

No clue why you guys hate us but we are free to announce our gender because it's not a secret. And anyone who dislike me being a girl can just fuck off.

>Erect Scrotum Man
Fugg

I met a girl on Minecraft when it was still the new thing.
Been playing games with her ever since, eventually a group formed with people from all over my country and we kept playing and started hanging out IRL
They're the only friends I have

EDGY PUSSY RAIDER

gameplay wise? No, not really

but i count getting nudes as a good experience so there's that

Same here! *vulvafist* girl power XD

>Actual girl here.

>Dank Ogre Fucker

I have a female friend I met online who's chill af, we talk all the time and play games together at least once every couple days.

the catch:
she's lesbian, and also 31

I don't know which accounts for the lack of drama, probably the maturity.

ironically falling for bait is still falling for bait

definitely yeah

banter is the best way to check every potential person you would be playing with. Even if it turns out to be a girl, if she could take an return banter, she's probably gonna be alright

post feminine benis

Ha ha thanks man, I appreciate the (you) but no need to tell me something I already know HA HA YA GET ME.
Smell ya on the flip side later friendo

And this is what I'm fucking talking about. Get back to muslim country you virgins. I can tell anyone my gender and just deal with it.

>Kind of mess up in a dungeon.
>Guild leader starts to get made at me.
>Say sorry.
>They hear my heart monitor and oxygen mask venting through my muffled voice.
>They say sorry as well.

>No tits or gtfo posts
Cred Forums has become what they most despise - disgusting normies

I feel like this is an american thing. american kids stay kids way longer than euro kids

Dude..

Na its the fact that she's a lesbian desu

>They hear my heart monitor and oxygen mask venting through my muffled voice.
What problem you got? Sounds pretty shitty dude.

...

No
One is a furry blog posting about how she cucks her long distance boyfriend and for some reason people go along with it I guess it's kind of amusing and well the other one actually plays some games but really likes to pretend like she's some fucking passive aggressive chinese anime character like what the fuck

>implying we aren't all barely holding it together, thinking about how there are grills on Cred Forums

post your breasts with timestamp you dumb bloody cunt or you're lying

Titanic Scrotum Sucker.

yes.

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Not a valid excuse, git gud you fucking scrub
I hope you're ok user

At low MMR you get a girl every couple of games in Dota and they sure like to make themselves known

At high mmr they barely exist though

All is as it should be

>Feature-lenght Spaghettifaggot

I've had worse porn names

So sorry bro ;_;

bro this shits got me ROLLIN haha how do you come up with this shit man

>Top Scrotum Smasher

I really hate to break it to you but there are only males and males pretending to be females on Cred Forums.

you're insulting people over nothing, if a person is a guy or a girl, it doesn't matter. Therefore having to announce it and act like its some big deal is actually working againts you, because by this logic you, yourself dont actually believe the fact that it in fact doesn't matter, resulting in your need to announce it, giving it a meaning. That meaning is often politiced and results in the shitstorm of feminism and social justice warriors we have now

And all this just because you're a narcissistic idiot

dumb phone poster

Swedistan is the earths center of spergs and cucks though.

i'm sry user. ilu

yeah multiple

trannies, on the other hand...

well this must've been awkward

Fucking [s4s] cancer

They're the ones having fun. Think about that

Tropical Scrotum Lover

wow rude

Dank Ogre Smasher

Sounds like something Blizzard would put into WoW as a weapon.

Not even kidding.

Tumblr is that way if you want a hugbox faggot
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fucking euro kids shovelling coal at 8

i spit on you

>Long pussy expander
Welp.

fgfd

It's definitely an american thing

>tfw everyone in the guild tries to explain to OP that taking hormones and wearing dresses doesn't actually make him female, just a mentally ill freak
>tfw all attempts fail miserably and he quits the guild in a rage, all the while screaming some nonsense about "transphobia"

I work 2nd and 3rd shift rotating inbetween, I went grocery shopping at a 24/7 Sams Club cause I was out of food. On my way to my car I was mugged by a dude who stabbed the shit outta me good.

He punctured my heart and lungs and I'm just grateful to be alive thanks to the EMT's, Doctors, and Sams Club Staff who called 911 right away.

So I'm basically home bound with hospice since I cannot afford the hospital stay any longer and have a oxygen tank and a heart monitor on me 24/7 while I have nurse care 20 hours a day.

Thanks brehs, you'd be amazed how positive you become surviving a near death experience.

I honestly can't stop thinking about it, if it was awkward for me it must have been extremely awkward for them.

top cock fucker

>your guild finds out that you used to do porn for a while during your college years
>they've now all seen you naked and start teasing you
>every single female guild members starts flirting with you because they've seen your massive donger

Could be better, could be worse.

haha BRUH
>add me on psn man :>

Erect scrotum smasher
Hmm

:(

Was he a nigger?

Yes

Oh wait I got that fucking wrong.

Fuck.
Long pussy boner.

That's worse.

I'll take things that never happened for $500 please

Please tell me you can get better soon.