5 Hours

i live in australia which is 12 hours in the future

i came here to tell you nothing happened and it was all a ruse

NX actually stands for nintendo xbox and they were bought out by microsoft my dad is phil spencer

>There are people who still think the NX won't be a hybrid.
>There are people who still think the NX will try to compete with One and PS4 hardware Wise.

Look at them.

Look at them and laugh.

Just wait 5 hours thats my last post for now, you will see guys. Need to give them my phone soon

whats with all the NX fanfiction this morning?

My Dad works at Nintendo. It's not happening.

>there are people who fell for the eurogamer bullshit
hahahahaha

> people actually think they'll announce a new console in their worst region without a direct or presentation listed beforehand

I like Nintendo but holy fuck you drones are delusional

Lies on the internet caused the tinfoil hat squad to flip the fuck out due to nintendo not being at TGS

>Thinking Nintendo will bother making a new console-only system in the climate of 2016 japan.

Consoles are on life support in Nintendo's home country.

>>there are people who actually fell for the eurogamer bullshit
hahahahaha

ITS HAPPENING
neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1281161

5 hours, then what?

I'm actually hoping for Nintendo Next

>people actually believe Eurogamer AGAIN and Emily Rogers + other known hoaxers
Holy shit.

>gaf member
>twitter guy (who is apparently reliable)

go home everyone

>yfw they announce the name: Nintendo Entertainment System 2

nothing, baseless rumors day nintendo headed to germany to do something, no mention of NX or even confirmation that they are even going any where

I honestly think it's going to be a VR console and it will sell like the Wii because you will get Mii VR Sports with it. And if it is a VR console, I bet the controlles would be similar to the Wii controllers.

>wololo.jpg

>post yfw they don't reveal the nx and Cred Forums gets worked up for nothing

>Confirmed
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Dragon Quest X
Dragon Quest XI
Just Dance 2017
Project Sonic 2017
"A New Kind of Mario"

>Pretty obviously coming
Xenoblade 3 / Monolith Soft's next game
Retro Studio's next game

>Rumored
Pikmin 4
Pokemon-related game
A number of Namco Bandai game

Nintendo is more interested in AR, the DS line has builtin AR functions for awhile now

I want VR garbage to die.

HAPPEN
neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1281161
HAPPEN
neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1281161
HAPPEN
neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1281161

WOOOOOOOOOOO

>I GET KNOCKED DOWN
>BUT I GET UP AGAIN
>YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

They have it in their system and that one horror game. It was never used besides that.

At this point we just want the pain to end

Why 5 hours?
That is 6PM in Germany
Nothing will happen today

>everyone getting hyped over neofag and twitter leaks

HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN
twitter.com/SEDart4/status/778058351917752320

>actually saying he signed an NDA
Nigga's ass is green.

>yfw it doesn't happen in 5 hours

el rato es pronto

I AM A GREAT MAGICIAN
YOUR CLOTHES ARE RED

...

conductor of the hype train is dead, train in graveyard waiting to be scraped for metals.

there is nothing happening with nintendo, kimishima is focusing on downsizing and mobile like all the real companies are doing, but it's too little too late, nintendo blew through all their savings and now they can't even get bus money for their IPs

That's a really cute anime girl what's her name so I can masturbate to her

DELET

stop leaking into regular Cred Forums

A silly /hbg/ meme has travelled all the way to Cred Forums

How cute

a new amiibo pack boogerman, bubsy and Zero Game Samus

Excuse me for asking, but what is in 5 hours?

If Nintendo truly die off or go full mobile, then we'll be truly free from all of this.

...

>just signed a non disclosure agreement, everyone. its about the nx

Uh

/hbg/mind

>Nintendo have said nothing so far
>people actually believe they'll hear something today.

At best you'll get a pre-announcement announcement.

Whatever you desire most

this is now a shitpost thread

I'll finally get to disappear from this world.

Go back to your containment thread you degenerate pirates

Nothing is happening today. I guarantee it.

>implying it wasn't already

Literally people have been going on twitter saying they are at a major nintendo event signing NDAs.

Aqua

>turned into Neo-Shitendo in 2006
>shitshow after shitsow
>blunder after blunder
>loyal Nintendicksucker manchildren from the 90s whose parents bought them a N64 instead of a PS1 and Wii toddlers still get excited for any announcement of that $0.49 chink toy plastic DLC company

ok

glhf

I just signed the NDA, nintendo is going to reveal the NX as the Neptune, a joint effort by Nintendo and SEGA to stay relevent, but no one on staff is confident since they announced layoffs

Some people on that site are getting way too excited.

>and now they can't even get bus money for their IPs
this is funny and sad at the same time because it's true.
Iwata died of AIDS because he couldn't sleep at night at the thought that the Wii piggy bank (or "war chest" how delusional Nintendronies like to call it) was empty by the end of 2012. That's why the Pii U was such an underpowered Fisher Price turd, Nintendo simply couldn't afford making a beefier console.

If Nintendo was actually dying, how come every time they do literally anything you faggots yell 'DEAD COMPANY"?

>implying Nintendo would be THIS stupid to announce their console without telling people when and how they would announce their console

Always do the opposite of what Reggie says

>already at the last stage of the Kübler-Ross model
I'm impressed. All you need to do now is make the final step.

i dont think its stupid

waking up to details is way better then waiting for a date and then consuming details

>it's just a peripheral for a new mario game.

Not really. Announce a date, get people hyped up, and then blow everyone's minds away.

k

It's happening. Not today, probably not tomorrow. But soon.

neo-shit shit shit blunder blunder dicksucker manchildren parents toddlers chink toy plastic DLC

Will we get a new Nep?

What the FUCK? I feel like I've seen this EXACT thread months ago, down to the same goddamn replies and images.

Extreme deja vu or is this some fucking voodoo?

n s s s b b d m p t c t p DLC

We're gonna crack this code yet, boys.

BAYONETTA DEVELOPER SAYS

GET HYPE FOR 9/20

ARE WE GETTING BAYO 3 NX EXCLUSIVE :D

HAVE I ARRIVED AT VALHALLA

I FORGOT LINK
twitter.com/PG_y_hashimoto/status/775589169095512064

Don't forget Splatoon 2, which should be "Pretty obviously coming" seeing as the first one was a pretty big success.

It feels very likely it'll come at least.

the NX will be revealed in 5 hours!

>the NX is the neptune
>made by SEGA and Nintendo to stop Sony
>it's not a console
>it's a nuclear flying fortress bomber that will just bomb sony games headquarters
pretty much the only way they have left to win

5
MORE
HOURS

God fucking damn it, Nintendo, just show the fucking NX already. I don't think I've ever been so impatient for something, but they're being way too secretive about this shit.

I gotta work anyway. The underage never learn.

MY GODDESS
that ASS

What is this, a shitpost for ants?
Someone post the full

It was for the amiibo.

In water is wet news, The Peokemon Compan y is making a game for the NX

wsj.com/articles/pokemon-to-create-games-for-nintendos-next-system-1474371834

Also, console handheld hybrid confirmed.
>“The NX is trying to change the concept of what it means to be a home console device or a hand-held device,” said Mr. Ishihara. “We will make games for the NX.”

>I signed a NDA
>So I'm going to publicly tweet about it with relevant hashtags on an account using my real name!

It's really not happening

Do people honestly believe this rumor?

A saw?

I mean, it makes sense. They want out of the home console arms race, they still want to do gimmicks and stand out, and everyone talks that Nintendo's strengths are in it's handhelds.

>an axe
>N X

GET HOIP

Well this explains why I had a dream about going to Nintendo HQ in Japan and getting to see what the NX is.

The screen was fucking huge and they did plan to port Wii U games to it. There's also a new Kirby canvas curse game for it and some sort of Yoshi game. Then some games required you be at home and be near the dock or whatever to play.

It would be fun to see how accurate my dream is. But i am not anticipating any announcement today

>GET HOIP

Pokemon 4 can pretty much go in the confirmed category

>Pokemon 4
what?

...crafty motherfuckers....

It's the only rumor that makes a lick of sense.

Fuuuuck I keep forgetting about this game. It looks pretty fucking neato, though it seems to be taking a few pages from the souls series

twitter.com/ZhugeEX/status/778202368127201281

OH SHIT

THE NX IS ACTUALLY THE NINTENDO CHAINSAW

GREETINGS
FROM
GERMANY

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>some literally who twitter account

kys yourself

At what time?

no, you go kiss my sister.

>>>/tumblr/

Flopped.

TEN SECONDS

That twitter basically leaked most of e3

Is your sister cute?

10 MILLISECONDS

STOP THIS MADNESS

bro can i kiss your sister too?

Explain why else they've been actively trying to combine their console and handheld markets through rewards and My Nintendo?

Who is this cute little demon

>5 hours until they announce a New Super Mario Bros Run amiibo

pre-order your amiibo now goy!

>nintendofags will defend this

Pokemon GO

her name is Little Demon, a 2hu

Iwata said multiple times that they want to have something like iOS, a common programming base to make porting easy between different form factors with different specs. It's the exact opposite of having one single device.
The only reason anyone thinks NX will be a hybrid tablet etc is the eurogamer """leak"""

>thread started 2 hours ago
>people are still saying "5 HOURS LEFT!"

something tells me there's gonna be "5 HOURS TILL NX REVEAL!"threads for the next few weeks

>looking behind while she wiggles her ass
slut

Given freeza, i think you're being optimistic with few weeks.

5 HOURS LEFT :D

Iwata died of bowel duct cancer