The protagonist of the last game you played has been replaced by Zap Brannigan

At least Nep wouldn't get all of her people killed

>Star Trek Online
Not very much at all.

>deus ex
Game's already built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro

>TOR
EROTIC

>Super Robot Taisen
That would actually be a damn good fit.

>Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it. On my command all mechs will line up and file directly into the alien death cannons, clogging them with wreckage.

>Banjo Tooie

Zap would probably throw Kif out of his backpack right away and it would turn into a furry dating sim with Kif collecting Jiggies, Notes, and every other collectible in the background, hauling everything all the way to the end at which point you have to seduce Grunty and her sisters until you either succeed or they leave, disgusted by your constant advances.

Sounds fun.

>One Way Heroics

That would be amazing.

>Spelunky
fuck, I really didn't need to become more accident-prone than I already was

>need for speed 2015
nothing changes then

>Animal Crossing
Kiff! I'm feeling the Mayoral itch!
I'll get the medicine sir.
not that one, the itch for Expansion!

Hearts of lron as Germany.

>Resident Evil 2
OH I AM LAFFIN

>they bleed pixels
It would be amazing with his one liners put in

>Final Fantasy XII
JUST SHOOT VAYNE IN THE HEAD
HOW HARD COULD IT POSSIBLY BE?!

>What changes

The protagonist has been replaced by Zap Brannigan

...

>Dwarf Fortress
I ignore all warnings and conscript everyone into the military
the fortress floods with both water and lava as a hundred untrained, ill equipped recruits fight off dozens of cavern monsters, goblins and demons

>Dead Rising

Zapp exclusively saves female survivors while running away from zombies at every turn. Kiff does all the heavy lifting, but gets no credit.

>Arkham Origins

"Kif, why does this masked fellow want me dead? And why couldn't all the assassins be sexy women like this Copper lady?"

>Yu-Gi-Oh World Championship 2011
What deck would he use?

>Civ Beyond Earth

Fits pretty well, probably purity path, always at war, and focus too much industry on building military.

>Pokemon black
Not much he'll just try and fuck every girl and the pokemon already do all the work for the protagonists so he will fit right in.

that scene still causes disappearance of my sides

>Mass Effect 2
He would fuck eve- oh nevermind.

>Mountain Blade
Looks like I'll be waiting in the rear while I send wave after wave of my own men into combat.

stalker soc. he's pretty fucked

Lords of the fallen.....gonna have to carry that mug through whole game

>Hello instructor Sara, you better watch out, I suffer from a very se~xy learning disability.

>FTL

Well, shit.

>SMT4 Apocalypse
What makes a man turn neutral? A lust for money? Power? Or were you just born with a cold evil heart full of neutrality?

>DaS 1
Probably forgetting to level up.

>Men of War Assault Squad 2
Fuck if he's the narrator i'm 100% fucked

Hearts of Iron IV.

Zap is trying to end DUBLE U DUBLE U TWO by sexing the wifes of the other nations with his smooth voice and CHAMPAGANN.

kek

>DoA X3

are the girls protagonists or is Owner?

either way, it just got much more interesting

> Garry's Mod
He wants to build a ship, but can't figure his way around SpaceBuild and Wiremod. Has Kiff do all the tutorial reading and building. Tells him to ignore most building optimization practices to save time, and ends up with a lagmonster that freezes the entire server when it moves.

>tfw you will never fuck leela

>Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines

He constantly breaks the masquerade while attempting to get laid and either the Camarilla kill him or vampire hunter do.

Alt question: what clan would he belong to?

I'll get the other medicine sir

Fo: New Vegas, zap tries to be western with laser guns, but has 15 on en:weapons and runs away all the time. I think I'll watch. Dialog should be amazing.

>Dishonored

He's just gonna lie about taking down the targets, isn't he?

That's some serious autism right there

The children's brigade

>Elite Dangerous

Finally, The Galaxy gets the Hero it deserves.

What would be his values for Monarch Power?

His stupidity would scar that poor class for life

Zap is obviously a Ventrue or a Toreador focusing on the art of sex.

*she deserves.

The ones that adapt to human culture and trends

I forgot the name

>mfw

>Zapp Brannigan: Ace Attorney

All clients would be found guilty.

There's actually a voice pack for that to give to one of your guys.

>Fire Emblem
If we can kill that boss the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

>Destiny
This could definitely work

>EDF 4.1

Ants thoroughly licked

What's his name the tour guide gets convicted of murder. Zap dies.

That's pretty dumb. Also pretty bad RP, isn't it? Kif was bad when picking up Amy, but he didn't really sperg out about Zapp when doing so.

Bayonetta
> ridiculously overpowerd zap brannigan running around in a cat suit made of hair striking ridiculous poses and trying to be sexy

>Trying

>mountain blade
>play a womanizer who hits on all the noble ladies while sending waves and waves of infantry to die on my command
>my incompetence is rewarded with butter and many lands
p good desu

>Europa Universalis IV
>"Kif, send word to Switzerland. Tell him that his neutral existence will be coming to an abrupt end soon."

>Galgun 2

Zap is in fucking heaven, and yet he'll find a way to get the nearly impossible Worst End on TL Route.

Did you just assume the Galaxies Gender you Cis Scum?

I don't think anybody cares as long as they don't call it male.

Get a load of this faggot, Who's never encountered a "Gender Neutral" speshul snowflake cunt before.

>Medieval 2 Spanish Campaign
Time to sample the fruits of these Aztec women

>Gundam Breaker 3

Goddamn that sounds hilarious

>>Mad Max

This game got alot better

At least the "WE WILL NOT ACCEPT SURRENDER" choice won't make you feel like a complete dick when you choose it.

>Virtual On OT
He's the worst pilot in the Trooper Corp.
Uses Grys Vok because its many missiles and rockets look like penises.
>because Kip, the winner of any war is whoever has the more phallic arsenal

Dead Rising 2 OTR

>Once again, the foray to the mall results in savages at every turn. Kif! Bring my my blaster so I may kill them all!
>These aren't zombies, Sir, we're in Seattle. I tried to tell you the zombie infested mall is some ways over.
>Seattle, huh? A thought is made. We'll need a bigger gun.

>the demo for Virginia

>Zapp running his mouth constantly as everyone else is sitting around being silent and vaguely maudlin and nice music plays.

Would be great.

>Persona 3 Fes
Please are it happen. Please

>MGS
Tries to talk big and intimidate the genome soldiers, fails and it turns into a shootfest. Creeps Meryl out and turns off sniper wolf. Still flirts with Naomi and Mei ling but they don't go for it. Completely ignores Otacon and you never see him again after you save him. He probably accidentally sets off a nuke somehow. Much less talky bits with Foxhound as he either just shoots, punches or flirts before they can monologue. Would be pretty funny honestly.

>mad max
would be kind of hilarious desu

>Command and Conquer: Renegade

It would be perfect.

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you born with a heart full of neutrality?

>FFXIV
I play on Balmung so basically nothing changed.

>Stop Exploding You Cowards!!

>Dead Space
Assuming he actually talks I'd buy ten copies.

>Bastion

Will Zapp Brannigan narrate the whole game?

**Boom** no more galaxy

>Grim Dawn

Full pet build, takes nothing that would help them and puts all points into physique.

>BoxBoxBoy

He'll find a way to overcomplicate even the first stage. Sounds great.