Pokemon grooming and petting service

>He didn't play Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald with its super gay fashion contests and extremely metro sexual protagonists
>He didn't play X/Y, DRESS UP, FASHION MOVIE STAR

I don't know man. It's almost as if the game was intended for girls? Wait that can't be right.

>he doesn't want to play as a little girl and dress up
what are you user, gay?

>playing pokemon over the age of 12
m8.......

this. dude, pokemons fucking gay. wtf you still play pokemon?

What is there to defend? Just don't do those things if they don't interest you.

>pokemon grooming and petting service
>a literal beauty parlor where you can get a hair style and dye your hair
>a literal fashion store where you can try out hip new outfits

You didn't complain about these in X/Y, why start now?

>z-moves where the trainer literally does a dance routine with the pokemon to boost their power

Gotta get that Yokai Watch money somehow

>The gayest Pokemon game
>Not the one set in France

>top left
What the fuck did they do to chicken hat girl

3 out of 4 were in XY

bye bye newfag

>Z Moves
>gay

youtube.com/watch?v=ryLEprp1Ccs

>People complaining about added features that don't subtract from the original game in any real way.

I can agree with the z-move stuff to an extent, but I can't let something that is most likely optional ruin my fun.

>ooh ooh ah ah clothes are for gays! *throws feces*

Go play Call of 2k, you goddamn dudebro neanderthall. MY board is for us adults that evolved past cro magnons.

Found a faggot for the pyres

the dance routine is amazing

it subtracts because they could have used that time and money making shit that actually mattered, like a serious online enabled battle component. resources and development time arent infinite.

its rugby monkey

nobody in japan cares about american handegg

>user the tendies are ready

>like a serious online enabled battle component.

Uh...they already have one?

LOL

It's american football, and care more about it than Rugby.

You must be a bitter, boring nobody if you don't want to be FASHEENABLE and FABULOUS if you had the chance

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pokemon is a kid's game for japanese elementary school students, user. if you don't like the new pokemon game, congratulations! it means you're an adult :^)

Not an argument, beeyotch. Come back when you turn 18 (7 years from now). Until then, stay your faggot ass on Reddit.

Better yet, kys

Why is Pikachu such a whore?

He was supposed to be Ash's bro for life.

see:

how low will nintendo go? i honestly never imagined they would come up with something this pathetic, but every time they manage to surprise me.

see:

20 years later and that bitch Ash hasn't gotten Pikachu a single league trophy. Pikachu's a saint for waiting that long before kicking Ash to the curb and hooking up with fresh new talent.

Pikachu is in the game to win from now on.

what part of what i said is a lie, user? there's nothing wrong with enjoying children's entertainment, but that's exactly who pokemon is developed for: children.

Ka wa iiii~

it's not gay if you're a girl. next time don't be born as the wrong sex.

>"football"

it's called handegg

>Eevee Z-move isn't Knights of the Round

so what's the next Eeveelution going to be?

Don't drag me down to your level

What that slutty costume from XY everyone drew fanart of?

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY REMOVE GYM LEADERS?
GAME FREAK IS GOING TO RUIN THE GAME WITH WHATEVER BABY MODE BULLSHIT THEY REPLACE GYMS WITH

did they really? i cant imagine that being true. but with nintendo, anythings possible.

"Ah, not so hard"

>I can finally play dress-up in Pokemon
Maybe it's time I buy a 3DS.

I hope the female one will keep her hat as a rival.

I won't play as a girl cause I wanna self-insert. Serena looked like shit without her hat.

because they wanted to finally do something fucking different

They replaced them with "Island Challenges" which is guaranteed going to be shit

Aren't the trial things literally just gyms with a different name and more elaborate gimmicks? In fact they still have gym leaders that run the trials, but they function like actual boss battles instead of a trainer battle a couple levels higher than the others.

That Porygon hair dryer is hilarious!

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>What do you want to do color-wise? Is there a color you're dying to try?
>Selector on black

Cuckold simulator confirmed.

>94849 pokemon games with pokemon gyms
>1 game without them

>UURRGGHHH I WANT MORE POKEMON GYMS I CANT BELIEVE THIS NINTENDO IS CIRCLING THE DRAIN

A gym leader is literally a regular trainer battle restricted to only one type of Pokemon, who are typically carrying a single signature move
Now tell me how the island challenge could possibly be any easier than that

>this is literally going to be the gayest pokemon game ever made

Now I'm playing this one for sure.

holy shit lmao. this really is going to be the gayest pokemon game of all time after all.

I didn't even notice that detail until someone pointed it out on Twitter. It's adorable, right? In the official art there's also a mega-Tyranitar hair comb.

I love shit like the Sprinklotad and the Wailmer pail and whatnot. They're probably my favourite part of the series. That and berry trees and secret bases. God bless gen3, even if the remakes were cancer.

>Gotta get that Yokai Watch money somehow
But there's no battle dancing whatsoever in YW. What the fuck is this retarded comparison?

>pokemon game does gyms and badges for the 9999th time
>FUCK YOU NINTENDO YOU DONT DO ANYTHING NEW POKEMON IS STALE AND SHIT

>pokemon game has no gyms or badges for the first time
>FUCK YOU NINTENDO GIVE ME BACK MY GYMS AND BADGES POKEMON IS RUINED AND SHIT

it's like cod all over again

>Not 'is there a color you're dyeing to try'

One job

Thats cute as fuck, why are pwople hating on this?
>look at me mom im a big boy now
Fuckoff youre on an islmaic picture sharing bulletin talking about video games

>this is literally going to be the gayest pokemon game ever made.

I know, I can't wait

>getting the dirt and shit off your Pokebro so he can look baller 24/7
>Avatar motherfucker
>character customization options that people were screaming for for the last decade and were all in the last new game
You are literally the gayest OP ever made. How can anyone defend you?

Looks fun, can't wait to play it.

well pokemon does have a huge girl fanbase
so it isn't surprising

the fact alone that you can go hatless is probably the most exciting thing so far

Which is kind of sad when I think about it. There seems to be a much larger variety in customization in general too so you can really make your trainer stand out

If you didn't care about it enough in X/Y to get a 3ds then why get one now?

What is the best pokemon game and why is it Black2/White2?

Pretty tall order for a franchise which has Mystery Dungeon, AKA "I can't believe these two guys aren't fucking"

All I want is customization to dress like past protags.

fun fact
contest were included in gen3 because GF wanted to appeal to girls

when will they add romance options or romance plot into the mystery dungeon series?

fun fact
Pokémon is japanese for "pussy repellent"

>two guys
Not in my game gaybo

When the world is ready for it.

but they'll never be ready...

that used to be the case but not anymore
more gilrls play pokemon these days than guys
thats why you see all these cutemon with rounder designs instead of cool monsters

>be a dog groomer by trade
>excited by furfrou grooming in X/Y but wished it was more in depth
>finally this
I'm hype as fuck.

The gay finds a way

Are you also playing as Shinx?

Yes. Spoopy

>removing something is an innovation
>instead of ADDING a massive online battle component, for example
nintendorks everyone.

Actually it's Japanese for pocket monsters

>still no non-retardedly implemented difficulty options.

They finally changed the formula after 20 goddamn years, and you're complaining?

I think it's cute

>literally complaining about being able to customize your looks

oh Cred Forums

Sun and Moon look like the best games we've had in a long time.

>pokemon grooming and petting service
sick
>z-moves where the trainer literally does a dance routine with the pokemon to boost their power
meh
>a literal beauty parlor where you can get a hair style and dye your hair
SICK
>a literal fashion store where you can try out hip new outfits
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sounds fucking great my dude.

>>instead of ADDING a massive online battle component, for example
You mean the PSS?

no i mean a real online battle component, like a modern game would have. not a half assed piece of shit designed for children to play with their friend from school.

lmao pokeman games will always be objectively bad

what are some good games I could play then?

Ash's Pikachu and Hawlucha were the only ones who were pulling their weight in the finals against Alain. Talonflame and Noverin tried but failed, while Ash-Greninja and Goodra were hyped up only to be let down big time.

Pikachu must have been the one who sign Ash up to school in Alola so that he can grow a brain.

It's almost like pokemon is a game for kids

>not shipping grovyle with celebi

whatever you say bud

*sigh* Look, kid, you need to stop swearing for a moment and start making sense, or you're not worth my time. Can you do that? Or should we just stop here?

sure, but he was saying nintendo was "innovating" by removing gyms. a real innovation is not removing a key icon of a game. its adding things that make the game greater.

Their trying new things.

Four Trial Captains for each of the four island, alongside a Giant Totem Pokemon alongside them, beat four of them then fight the Kahuna. Then move on to the next island.

So basically Sixteen Trial Captains/Totem Pokemon and Four Kahunas.

>Everyone except me is one person

Ash flunked out of highschool to become a Pokémon champion. 20 years of failing and now he has to go back.

Shit Gary already has a PHD and probably three kids. When they see each other he's like "Hey bro you still playing around with Pokémon or what ahahaha"

You have no rights to complain about these features, as the whole concept of Pokemon is that you are a child who raises and captures cute creatures to fight for you instead of fighting yourself, you fucking pussy.
Gain some self-awareness.

youtube.com/watch?v=KWpsSMm9-Po

They're not just removing gyms, they're replacing them with something else. You're a buttblasted genwunner in disguise, aren't you?

>A big chicken

Do actual animals like cows or chickens exist in the Pokemon world. It be pretty horrifying or illegal to eat a Pokemon?

>Not shipping Celebi with yourself

Things aren't as they should be

I wasn't expecting to feel so sad for these two

You're an idiot.

They are replacing gyms with something better that is not just fights like in the gym but also quests on top

The challenges are just gyms with added gimmicks tho

gyms were never a thing that made the game difficult, you just mained whatever type of pokemon was strong against the gym type and facerolled everything. i say we give the challenges a chance, maybe they will bring something less braindead to the table

maybe

replacing them with something worse and with less effort

"island challenge" give me a fucking break. you could have had a stupid island challenge from a random npc you didnt need to remove gyms.

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Whoever doesn't create a girl character this time around must die.

>nintendo

but what would be the point in having 2 gym-like mechanics in the game?

Show the part where she fucking tosses Pikachu

didn't ash wanted to make sashimi with that magikarp in the anime?

I doubt adult men are their target audience

What if the guys go super sentai or something less gay?

chicken-chan is cute! CUTE!!

>implying anything that cool will be in the game

>Wah Gamefreak do something different it's nothing be rehash.

>What are you doing that's to different go back to what you always did fucking dropped

>playing videogames over the age of 12

>breathing over the age of 0

Your a fucking jackass and should be in school instead of playing hooky.

I can dress up my cute loli again.

>this entire thread
Another quality Cred Forums production

>replacing them with something worse and with less effort

Shit son, you got an early review copy of S/M? Or are you a time traveler?

And gyms has no effort put in them in the first place, they're just piss easy maze puzzles with even easier monotype battles sprinkled throughout.

>2016
>Still no Pokémon dating sim
>Not even a fan-made one

We even got one about pigeons, like goddamn

What would Pokemon games be like if you couldn't catch any Legendary Pokemon and they existed as optional bosses similar to what these Ultra Beasts are. So they could break the Lv.100 Cap whilst you couldn't, and they had actual storylines instead of just a download code and sit in your box.

Do you even know what "Island challenge" is? it's literally the gym leader challenge with a new name and added mechanics. Surely you can't be this retarded

>has three kids
With who did Gary cucked Ash?
His mom or Misty

turn into dragon quest?

Both of them and Dawn. Serena is next

>a building with 4 people inside to defeat takes more effort than whatever mini-quest plus a trainer and a super-buffed Pokemon that can call allies
ok

desu, I always imagine the mc his the partner making out with eachother in post game like the fags they are
.
Yeah, MD is really fun.

Let's say Gary quit being a Pokéfag and fucked Ash's mom 15 years ago

Serena's age is about...

Oh no

How many of these dances are there? I was assuming there was one per type but it seems at least some Pokemon are getting exclusive ones.

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Nobody is going to buy both versions right? You'd have to be a mega autist or something

>Gen 5+ was a mistake

Fixed

It's CUTE!
Best Pokemon game yet.

I think some normal animals do exist, but people do eat Pokemon.

Try again without the retarded buzzwords.

First it makes me want get back into pokemon and now it's making me really want to go with the girl. Nintendo does not play fair.

>removing things is innovation

the state of nintendrones

Why do people hate the fact you can customize your trainer? I for one am not a fan of the default design period.

>he doesn't collect them all just like the pokemon games

Thanks for the slightly rare pepe!

People eat Pokemon, dude.

Wow so now with hyper training you can have perfect 6/6 shinies?

>fags
>not using a female partner

>thanking someone for posting white supremacist propaganda

Gym Leaders were mostly jokes anyway because they mostly stuck to one type.
There are only a few gym leaders that were ever actually challenging.
Island Challenges and Totem pokemon seem more interesting at least

nice ad hom, beeyotch.

>leaving out the part where she hucks Pikachu into the stratosphere

What are you talking about? Suck my 14 inch dick and have a slightly rarer pepe than that one.

Pokemon is for underage girls not manchildren.

Good, petting your pokes and customising your protags were my two favourite mechanics in X and Y.

A sequel should expand on something that was in a previous game, something Gamefreak have been shitty at in the past.

Now we need a nature and gender changer and we're golden
I'm happy I got a female Modest Eevee in W2, now I can have my perfect Glaceon (Puke green Espeon sucks dick)

>Want to play the new pokemon games
>Would easily pay full price for them and maybe buy both if the difference is big enough

>Only on 3DS
I own a 3DS but fuck this shit I'm not spending hours and hours and hours hunched over a tiny fucking screen when I could be playing something on my PC.

>female
Nah

Natures aren't too big a deal, but gender changers would be nice. I'm going to go full breeding aspie for this game

All praise your new monkey overlord
youtube.com/watch?v=JlmzUEQxOvA#t=9s

Now I'm tempted to buy it

Partner is fe.male only

Female MC is optional

fuck you I will mix pokeblocks until the day I die

my mankey is the coolest in the world

>wasting time on glaceon
why?

kys those are great features.

>this

I thought it was gonna be some sort of Evee spirit bomb. Disappointed it's only a buff.

>gender changer
Stop

Fuck you I like it!

Why are all of the monkeys fighting types?

>removed gym leaders
oh nvm it's shit. I take back all my defending it.

What about those pseudo starter monkey trio? They're not fighting.

Have you ever fought a monkey?

I'm pretty sure only Primeape and Infernape are the only fighting monkeys.

Infernape and Monferno

That and the new rugby monkey.

Because she's cute!
Actually, Glaceon and Espeon are my favorite eeveelutions, and some of my favorite Pokemon in general, so I won't pass the chance to make it perfect. Too bad I can't get HP ground on it, and I already evolved it so no shiny Sylveon for me

All eeveelutions are shit and people who use them should be gassed.

That's a Lemur

It looks more like a baboon

Jolteon is pretty cool though.

>can't catch my nigga Regigigas

It would be shit desu.

>grooming and petting service

I thought the new game took place in hawaii not britain

hi Cred Forums.

Primeape and Mankey

I just hope the boy gets nice customization options. Last time they were shit.

Someone should start a petition to remove the pokemon grooming, that shit is gross.

Spoke too soon there actually were

I actually love Z Moves

>Mewtwo's goin' around fuckin shit up cause "muh angst"
>Other legends are getting butthurt and start bitching
>Beat them up to calm them down
>Get clues to Mewtwo's next location
>Always arrive a little too late
>Rinse-repeat ad infinitum
>Suddenly catch up to Mewtwo
>he stomps on you harder than the first goomba in 1-1
>Mew shows up
>Magic-bullshit-Z-move acquired
>Mewtwo's fucked off already
>Begin season 2 (More of the same)

>Bottom right
Finally I can fight for Justice!

ash could've won the league with this move

LITERALLY, right?

There are other two threads about this topic.

Not really, Ashgrenigger's Mega Water Shurikken was basically a Z move and it didn't do jack shit to Mega Charizard.

ITS ALMOST AS IF ITS MADE FOR KIDS!

>playing as boy

Kill yourself my dude.

I don't think I can make eye contact after doing that-or any super moves at my local 3DS Pokemon tournaments. Pokemon was okay the last few gens. But I'm a 20 something GUY. And this is cheesy as fuck. There's literally no reason why a cheesy dance should power you up. There just isn't.

Don't worry, lad. NoA will remove that problematic feature in the western release.

>playing as a girl

Started saving up for your gender reassignment yet or are you still in denial?

It's cause he's not allowed to win, if he wins then where's the hook to keep him going?

*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

My body is fucking ready for all that gay shit I will be doing all the time

Where are the armpits? I was promised armpits!

Where's the hook if we already know he's going to lose every time?

>Win a league
>Hear about new region with new pokémon and new league
>Decide to challenge new league with new team of new pokémon (+Pikachu)
It's not that hard. He kept going after winning the Orange Islands cup and the fucking Battle Frontier.

>a literal
>a literal
A LITERAL kill yourself.

Nah go kill yourself so I can shit in your mouth and you'll have nasty rotten shit for eternity while I play this game. It looks fucking great.

I want to pay for it, but I don't buy 3DS games anymore.

>not liking customization and mini games to extend game play in a positive way

Wew lad

>The new grooming feature lets your Pokemon become stronger and also lets you remove status ailments without using items
Well look at that, looks like it does matter.

>Game looking better and better with plenty of original ideas
>Figure I should catch up to Pokemon
>Boot up Platinum
>Fall asleep a few hours later
Fucking hell, why can't I enjoy Pokemon anymore?

>people complain about no customization in Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire
>foucus on customization
>people still mad
Vidya was a mistake
Pleasure was a mistake

>20 something guy going to Pokemon tourneys is fine
>but Pikachu doing a cute dance is where the shame hits

>Kangaskhan used Power-up Punch!
>Kangaskhan used Power-up Punch!
>Oranguru used Instruct!
>Kangaskhan used Power-up Punch!
>Kangaskhan used Power-up Punch!

I'd also like to welcome our new Oranguru/Volcarona/Oricorio Triple Battle Overlords.
>Volcarona used Quiver Dance!
>Oricorio's Dancer allowed it to use Quiver Dance!
>Oranguru used Instruct!
>Volcarona used Quiver Dance!
>Oricorio's Dancer allowed it to use Quiver Dance!
>Oricorio used [Other Move]!

>Volcarona used Fiery Dance!
>Oricorio's Dancer allowed it to use Fiery Dance!
>Oranguru used Instruct!
>Volcarona used Fiery Dance!
>Oricorio's Dancer allowed it to use Fiery Dance!
>Oricorio used [Other Move]!

>a literal beauty parlor where you can get a hair style and dye your hair
>a literal fashion store where you can try out hip new outfits
Both of those were in XY already

>pokemon grooming and petting service
Extra options for PokemonAmie, not to mention those were already available in certain locations in previous games

>z-moves where the trainer literally does a dance routine with the pokemon to boost their power
I think the animations are cute, but holy fuck they'd probably get tiring after a while. Some of them are slow as hell.

>how can anyone defend this shit?
Fun things are fun?

I can't play DPPt, they're too fucking slow

BW/BW2 are fine

>playing Pokemon for the pokemon
>not playing Pokemon to be the little girl and try on cute dresses.
Get a load of this faggot.

I only like Pearl-killa and Reggie giga-ass.

Zap Dog and Buzz Bird are OK too I guess.

So if all of them fucked off and died I wouldn't feel that bad to be honest.

I'd wager there's more 12 year olds that play COD than there are playing Pokemon.

No. From what we've seen, which is very little, the trials are a number of side quests related to the trial captain's specialty and location in the region, there will most likely be Pokemon battles involved, but the main draw is doing various tasks. Then after you have completed the tasks, you will fight a Totem Pokemon.

4th gen was shit. Try Black/White

Gen IV is slow in general. But if you think Platinum is bad then DP would have killed you.

It's cute yeah, but as a guy, it's cheesy. And mid 20's is a good age group, like got PKMN GO. Only adults can walk around the town freely. Kids are always in danger due to pedos.

>hair
>a color you're DYING to try
come the fuck on hasbro

But my fucking autism won't let me skip it.

What about Heart Gold?

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME ASSHOLE!!!

kids these day don't play childish games like pokemon, they're for adults now :^)

what even the appeal of armpits? im curious

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(Takes out American gun) Back the fuck off?!

>be me
>time travel to november
guys i already got the game but listen up
>have fun playing as a girl
>get my hair did and what not
>find real life girl
>make her my gf
>take hairdressing class
>fuck her shit up
dont buy this game TRUST

You've somehow become retarded

it's a patrician taste, one that can't be explained I'm afraid

Indian elephants sure do

>not fully embracing the cheese and playing it up even more when you do it.

We're in the exact same situation then. I want to skip Platinum and go with HGSS, but they're kinda slow too, and my autism won't let me skip them

HGSS are considered the best games in the series. Lots of extra options added, very comfy. A little slow but give it a try

>But my fucking autism won't let me skip it.
You should, it's really that bad. Got tired of it very quickly. At least gen 5 and 6 had some "fresh" things right at he beginning to keep you interested.

That's what I fear, people actually doing the dance at the time. And then when I need to do a super move, they expect the dance from me. But then I don't do it and it gets all awkward.

It's a kids game. Either don't use the Z-Moves, don't go to a tournament for a kids game, or get over it, since you'll be fighting other kids and grown adults who will be using the same cheesy dance moves as you. It's not like you're going to be dancing yourself, so get over it nerd.

Stop being so self conscious. If the people around you make fools of themselves, you have free reign to also make a fool of yourself.

Nigga just hand over the enetron and little Bruce over here doesn't become an orphan

Pokemon/Style Savvy crossover when

Trendsetters even referenced the "I like shorts" line

Nah dawg
You forgot the "just cause you can do it in games doesn't mean you should do it in real life" clause
What's your next move shooting up a school

I know it's hard for you to make eyecontact because of your autism but you have to at least try

HOLY WHAT
were they comfy and easy to wear

I wish I could bring myself to not care and just skip to XY or something but gotta beat 'em all.

Maybe I should ditch the 3DS and play it on an emulator or something. I don't want to spoil myself too much with fast forward.

You do know that the customization is automatic and the hairstyles are something you buy but not control, right?

>be me
As a post started with these words ever been ANYTHING but reddit trash?

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Cred Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Cred Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

I thought it was gonna be some Naruto shit and he'd fire some blast with all their power

I don't think it will be so easy.
UB02 Beauty sounds like a pain in the ass to beat

wich means its a dumb fetish if you cannot even explain it.

Yeah but Eevee knows Baton Pass

no fuk u >:(

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>He didn't play Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald with its super gay fashion contests and extremely metro sexual protagonists
There were no fashion contests in RSE

>this is literally going to be the gayest pokemon game ever made

Sounds like my kind of game

This. So meny hot Pokemon guys lately, I love it.

yeah, this is pretty gay

How can gamefreak create something this cute? I honestly never cared about pokemon girls before except for fap bait, but this one I wanna protect and make sure she never learns about sex and be polluted

in other words gays are superior

>Being bothered Pokemon is only on a handheld
Yeah, such a surprise

Because you deluded yourself into thinking Chicken-chan is the cutest.

The trailer from last week already shown that you're wrong.

That's a boy

>I can finally make my own cuteboy
Gays win again

Anyone got a screencap of that one thread where someone broke Cred Forums with by bring up the paradox of whether or not adding a peek of a bra in the reveal pic's sleeve made it lewder or not?

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She's not though, the official sight outright calls her a "she" and says shes a sister.

Looks like a boy, though.

But it's a girl.

Still looks like a boy. Which, in case I need to state the obvious, is a bad thing.

Being or looking like a boy doesn't stop her from being the cutest thing in the game, user.

>No Meloetta to pet and pamper with treats and activities
>or now grooming
no this would be terrible

Type: Null is just a Eevee Z-move gone wrong

This thread was destined for autism and faggots yelling at other faggots the moment you shit out this retarded fucking post. Do us all a favor and fucking kill yourself.

Generation V is hot garbage too.

Pokemon should have ended at HGSS.

apart from the dancing these things have all been in previous games

I wasn't going to buy it but holy shit now I'm getting both
looks rather good

>literal
>literal
>literally
>literal
>literally
literally kill you are self OP

but there are literally those things in the game now, I don't get what's your problem with using a word correctly

>you will never do a traditional fire dance with him

>implying Cred Forums won't love because of how gay they are anyway
Besides, fashion is optional. You don't have to do it.

>Buy both versions.
>Only use Pokemon in party of opposite game it was caught in for exp bonus.
>Raise everything to maximum affection

Any thing else one can do to turn the game into ultra easy mode since lack of day one bank support means faggots can't import genetically perfect e.v trained babies to use on day one.

>Character customization is gay!

kys

>he is a grown ass man and he still plays Pokeman

wew

t. dudebro beeyotch

>he's a grown ass man and still plays video games

What's going to happen when I transfer Missingno. to Sun or Moon?

>he is a grown-ass man who plays video games at all

Leave childish things back in childhood, and embrace grown-up things when you grow up.

Type: Null

All girls are going to enjoy these features. Many boys will also enjoy these features. There's a huge incentive to implement these features.

>being this assmad
W E W
E
W

Pokemon was always a kids game but at least the earlier games weren't so obviously for kids, this is just embarrassing to play after a certain age(like 10 years old)

This shit isn't even new.

My partner in Super was a female Charmander. I went with Treeko.

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Are there any good YouTubers that are talking about these weird new fucking Legendary Pokemon that are Numbers and single words U1 whatever types/Ultra Beast

>NO U!

That the best you got? Weak.

What the fuck is that?

can someone edit this with a "(you)" on the pikachu?

It's pretty cute, but it's also an extremely blatant attempt to copy the stupid fart song dance Japanese kids did from Yokai Watch.

Literally a pokedex error. It's a chimera made up of different Pokémon so it can't be classified as just one.

Sure thing dude. Nevermind that Pokemon had dancing shit in the anime since at least 2004. No, it's YW YW YW. Everything is YW.

>new anime has ash looking even younger and going to school
>new silly dance featured extensively
>DUDE IT'S ALL ORIGINAL SHUT UP
It's really, really, really obvious. Not that it's a bad thing, really, but they're going for the same market.

Sorry for what?

When will crossdressing be available?

Better than being a grown ass man and watching football. Entitled pricks get away with beating their wives and get paid millions and at the same time cause controversy for no reason by not participating in the national anthem. Fucking disgusting pathetic human beings.

>>new anime has ash looking even younger and going to school

What.

Ash failed so bad he went to Pokemon school.

He also looks more cartoony.

Oh shit, it's a time traveler from 2008! Quick! You gotta warn everybody about the coming threat of ISIS! And maybe Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian. And Obama's second term. And some other things. But mostly ISIS!

I guess that Charizard X defeat got him so bad he got traumatized.

STRIKE FROM THE SKY BROTHERS!

first off he's single last i remember
second, it's entirely in his right to do a sit in
and third, shit's literally just a silent protest not hurting anyone. everyone else is making it a much bigger deal than it should be.

the only new thing in that list is zmoves and the poses are cool how are poses and customization gay?

Because Cred Forums is eternally 14 and thinks nothing of MGS's homoeroticism but dancing is gay.

>posing is dancing
Mmh-mh.

>football monkey's gimmick is an ability that only has a purpose in doubles

Fuck. Please have good stats or it's a certified shitmon.

>m-muh pokemon has to be dark and edgy

>he litteraly didn't play RSE

FAST(LIGHT)BALL SPECIAL!

Iconic already

He already won the best league so your point is shit

I for one can't wait for all the edgedoggo porn featuring Zoroark and Lucario.

Want to see red do the Pika-dance and chuck his pikachu.

This dog is so far into the edge that I can't hate it.

>mfw Evee Z attack

>You can like one gender exclusively or both genders, but you can't like the other gender exclusively.
>You can like A and B, or you can like B. But you can't like A.
Nice one

Grimer think he slick...

>he's a grown ass man who doesn't play on a Leapfrog Leapster
So sad

Uh... You're weird

You mean something like vs Mewtwo from Pokemon Stadium?

Edgedoggo is best doggo

Would have looked better with a more grey color.

>hmuuggh, I need my dark, manly environment filled with butch, manly things otherwise it's boring!!
How can anyone unironically act like this. Don't be so ficking boring and stop being so concerned with how masculine your game should be. Don't bar yourself from unique settings just because you're too much of a butchy butch to tolerate it.

>there will be people who pick the boy trainer for this cute game

Why

I know! At least capcom had the decency to give their poke clone cute protags, regardless of gender.

I'm actually pretty excited for that game.

Holy shit I never saw the female MC
Definitely playing this as a girl

>male adult that plays pokemon
>swears up and down he isn't gay
Why lie about this?

You can give them a shitload of hairstyles too.

I just hope the game itself is good
I never like mainline MH, only played about 20 hours of MH3U

But he's pretty cute though

>Clothing customization is still around

Oh thank god, the standards outfit were utterly garbage, even for Pokemon standards.

Game Freak.

I hope so too, Fossil Fighters Frontier was already a huge disappointment.

What monster is going to be your partner? I'm going for Narga.

This thing is literally just Iori Yagami as a furry.

something wrong with bein' gay bruh?

>girl
>blond

this annoys me

I guess I'll buy both versions so I can have access to all the different forms. Because depending on what version you are currently playing you will never have access to the opposite form right?

I pick the boy because I like to imagine myself fucking all the hot girls / pokemon.

I pick the boy to self-insert.

If I do a second run then I pick the girl.

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>hairstyles, I'll likely just go with the one that resembles mine.

Not yet. When we find a way to delete AIDS, they will be

There's this new feature they're adding called "trading" that lets you interact with people who own the other version to get the version-exclusives

Metrosexuals aren't necessarily gay. For the most part they do that to get girls.

AIDS affects straight people, too.

At a lower rate than gay men, though

Straight people don't "bugchase".

bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Linebacker_(Trainer_class)

I know your being a smartass, but I thought the alola forms are dependent on which version you are currently playing? Say you get trade a Sun Lycanroc for a Moon Lycanroc. Upon receiving the Moon Lycanroc, it changes forms into the Sun Lycanroc because you are currently on the sun version.

Isn't that how it works?

I don't think so

I think this is my sign that I'm done with Pokemon. Seriously.

I really hope not

>but I thought the alola forms are dependent on which version you are currently playing?
No? Pokemon with Alola forms caught in Alola are in Alola Form.

Rockruff evolves into Sun Lycanroc in Pokemon Sun while Moon Lycanrock evolves into Moon Lycanroc in Pokemon Moon. It doesn't change form, it's permanent. The only time a form changed with exclusivity between games was gen 3 Deoxys.

>Say you get trade a Sun Lycanroc for a Moon Lycanroc. Upon receiving the Moon Lycanroc, it changes forms into the Sun Lycanroc because you are currently on the sun version.
how do you get something so wrong holy shit
not even him but come on now
i'm going to assume you're just really misinformed and not retarded

version exclusives can only be obtained in one version, however you can still trade them between versions
lycanroc doesn't have forms, they're seperate evolutions
so if you trade midday form to moon it'll stay in midday form because its not actually a form, its an evolution

t. nigger

>Pokemon's been the same! It's the same game! Fight Gym Leaders! Catch mons! CHANGE IT UP, GAME FREAK
>game freak changes it up
>WHERE THE FUCK DID THE GYM LEADERS GO GAME FREAK!?

Only a tiny group of gays do that, and they should be punched in the gonads repeatedly. Let's not take something a few people do and smear it over everyone.

This is Pepe. He's a symbol associated with white supremacy.

>i'm going to assume you're just really misinformed and not retarded
>lycanroc doesn't have forms, they're seperate evolutions

So just to be sure. Is moon in a perpetual state of night and sun in a constant day? Or do these somehow change after catching the legendary shitter? Or are they just a 12 hour difference based on your local time?

What part of it, exactly?
And why?

I see, so once they are evolved, they are evolved. I got confused and I don't know much of anything about the new alola forms. I guess there is really no reason to buy both versions then.

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>Cred Forums complaining that something's gay.

The fuck kind of alternate reality did I enter.

>You can hypertrain legendaries

go back to your containment board you 12 year old aspies

Don't forget to buy her amiibo.

lol

>Cred Forums complaining that something's gay
ftfy

It's just becoming abundantly clear this series isn't progressing, and becoming more and more dumbed down for non-gamers, just like Pokemon Go.

Here's your piping hot (You) fresh from the oven!

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It's a 12 hour difference
In Sun, day and night are normal.
In Moon, day and night are reversed.
Literally google it, they're separate evolutions.
They're actually not alolan forms, the only Pokemon with alolan forms are a handful of the Pokemon from Gen 1
>352443001
If you want a (You) out of me, you're gonna have to work for it buddy.

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what the fuck is this

As a long time player, there only thing that's changed is the type chart and move mechanics.

If you're that hard up about the difficulty single player campaign, then you're focused on the wrong aspect of the game.

>awaken, my masters!

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Is...is that cropped?

And you inferred this from a screenshot that shows that customization is back from X/Y and that they are adding something to the Pokemon Amie thing.

Also, it's fucking Pokemon, when was it ever anything close to hardcore gaming?

>EVERY POKEMON GAME IS EXACTLY THE SAMEEEEEE
>they do something different
>WHY DID THEY CHANGE ITTTTT

Sounds like someone is insecure about his masculinity.

Turns out Cred Forums is full of shitposters. Who knew.

Friendship ended with Pikachu. Now Greninja is my best friend.

theorize that it's more cartoony because there's going to be darker, surreal or bizarre undertones. the contrast enhances the effect and also let's it avoid coming off as pretentious.

Lycanrock is a form change that is dependant on evolution, like wormadam. While I'm pretty sure it will retain whatever form it evolved into even if you trade it into the alternate game, I think you're being too hard on the user who thought otherwise, since that was how dexoxys worked in the gba era.

>just a 12 hour difference
I'm still on the fence honestly. On the one end Sun has some cool pokés like UB02 BUFF-MODE, but then moon suddenly adds an orangutang with a fan

>another gen without a new eevee
fuck

I sure hope so

>pokemon grooming and petting service
It's a game about catching cute creatures, what is unusual about having the option to pet and play with them?
>a literal beauty parlor where you can get a hair style and dye your hair
>a literal fashion store where you can try out hip new outfits
This is the natural way to include character customization which just about every game with such a feature employs.

I'll give you the dance moves though those are hella gay.

We got one literally last gen

>Honey blond
>blond
>not blonde

>Artist Black draws official Pokemon manga

I want to ____ that glaceon.

that seems like a really worthwhile thing to get upset about

The humour of the post is in the overreaction to a minor annoyance.

Oh shit! you can take off your hat?

>when you
facebook black people are the worst

She puts it back on after the haircut

When are you gonna list the negatives?

HOL UP
you sayin it ain't accuraye as fuck dho

Yes they do.

THIS IS WHAT I WANTED!

>Finally honoring vaporeon as the one true eeveelution

Vulpix is only available as a female pokemon in the Mystery Dungeon games.

So it might be gay but that particular image isn't.

>t. Encyclopedia Dramatica fan

The graphics haven't changed much but the aninations for the z moves look great

LEAF DAD IS NOT FOR FUG

>going to be darker

There's no chance of this happening

>complaining about Amie 2.0
I bet you praised following Pokemon too you fucking sinnohfetus.

I don't need to defend it, I just need to enjoy it.
If you want to hear my justification though, here it is (even if doing this is getting baited, I don't really care):
Grooming doesn't butt into the rest of the game, so I really don't care. It's just going to exist, I guess. I won't acknowledge it.
How is customization a bad thing? It was always weird seeing multiples of the same person in online battles anyway. I like it desu.
Z-moves seem fine. I don't care about the dancing, I just want to know how they'll affect gameplay; competitive and all that gay shit.
It's all opinions anyway. Nothing to get worked up about. Unless you want to, I guess. Do whatever you want, I don't care.
I just know I'll play the game and most likely enjoy it.

>Tfw you praised following Pokemon
It was a neat little thing, I was sort of disappointed in Amie by how it handled some interactions, mostly by how basic and stage 1 Pokemon would spin, play and do all kind of things when interacted with while final evolutions had one stiff animation.

>gay
>not fabulously straight

>Sticks his ass in the air
>Ability name is "Receiver"

Oh boy.

And yet it's infinitely better than the halfassed mess that was following Pokemon, with unique interactions for every single one of the 700+ Pokemon. Following Pokemon was just a dozen stock events recycled for every Pokemon, as keenly evidenced by your image.

Following Pokemon was neat. How can you complain about it?

>Oranguru is a Pokémon that appears only in Pokémon Moon. If you’re playing Pokémon Sun, you can obtain it by trading with someone playing Pokémon Moon.

Oranguru live solitary lives deep in the forests and do not usually take much action. Instead, they position themselves high up in the trees to meditate. Long ago, people thought that Oranguru were humans who dwelled in the forest depths, so they called them “the people of the forests.” Oranguru is kind to the other Pokémon living in the forest, providing medicine for injured Pokémon and food for the hungry.

Oranguru sometimes act on their own initiative and will use items that only humans normally use. From a Trainer’s perspective, they can be hard Pokémon to handle at times. Allegedly, there have been sightings of Oranguru using Poké Balls!

The fan-like objects held by Oranguru are handmade by the Oranguru themselves. These fans appear to be made of layers of leaves bound together with Oranguru’s own fur.

Instruct is a move that only Oranguru can learn. It can make the selected target use its most recent move again immediately.

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>Oranguru sometimes act on their own initiative and will use items that only humans normally use.
If these things can't use normal items I will be slightly upset.

Totem battle here we come.

Deeeee you mean with the Lum.berry right
I'm very good at receiving the Lum berries

>global.currentyear
>not being gay