Games with good tactical espionage?

Games with good tactical espionage?

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Metal Gear Solid

What are some games that let me snatch birthdays?

>stock over his shoulder

nigga what?

Invisible inc.

I don't get this birthday thing can someone explain

Yeah, pretty much this. Splinter cell maybe?

Basically there's tv show a guy says something about a future self coming to snatch your birthday and then someone makes a movie poster with Steven Seagal called Birthday Snatcher.

Should Steven Seagal play Big Boss in a MGS movie?

*LOOKS AT CEILING*
>PSSS NOTHING PERSONNEL KID

When they say "check your corners", you don't have to check the ones on the ceiling!

what's the story here? It's a movie?

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Yes.
youtube.com/watch?v=4KlyHwnPqns

It's the latest Steven Seagal movie.
The embodiment of kinôgraphé.

stevey has to be one of the biggest egotistical pricks in the universe

>kinôgraphé
what does that mean?

The ultimate form of art in cinema.
One example are Steven Seagal films.

Jelly faggot detected.
Are you a
>Aikido master
>Movie star
>musician
?
No, get fucked and nont mess with based Seagull.

Is this supposed to be some Cred Forums meme?

So wring it hurts

>800_ping.webm

yes

That black dude was just there waiting for the guy to finally reach the ground.

Do yourselves a favor and watch the full scene.
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And this is exactly why Cred Forums is the worst board on this site.

>waddles to the guy

kek

It's actually the best board tbqh famalam.

Is there any game which can capture this heartbreaking scene?

>we will never get a deus ex movie with Stephen Segal as the JC and Paul.
I doubt augs would work anyway. Segal would need nanobots to run at all, let alone quickly.

>tbqh famalam.
Oh the ironing.

>tfw your waifu is not real

It's irony.
*slaps face*
Idiot.

>That pic
>tbqh famalam
It's like you're actually trying to prove him right. Now fuck off back there please.

poor mans stuck in a time loop

Intruder.

What exactly happened that day?

Nothing special, people just went full retard and started memeing about Fortunate Son, although some say one guy found a loophole in the captcha thing or something that allowed him to spam threads.
The board is cancer all throughout the year though.

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joking aside, is Seagal's career dead?

You cannot disagree that "Under Siege" is so good that it might as well be emblematic of the entire action movie genre.

Yes

Nah, he has been doing shitty direct to DVD movies for years.

It's 5.56. You could rest it on your dick and not feel a thing.

Metal Gear Solid 1-3
Splinter cell upto Chaos Theory

Alpha Protocol. Basically Mass Effect in the modern world with spies and branching storypaths, stealth playthrough is great. It's fucking awesome and vastly overlooked.

Brutal !

>Stealth playthrough
>Can literally turn invisible and snap the necks of everybody

Yeah, it's pretty great.

>Alpha Protocol.

>243 Orphans

>Tried to make discussion threads about seagal for years on Cred Forums because he's your favorite actor
>never even reaches over 40 Replies
>now see seagal threads everywhere
>feel excited
>turns out its just another baneposting-level meming

Also, Under Siege is the best seagal movie

what the fuck

Is that a cut fight from Civil War?

>because he's your favorite actor

>DCuck existance

steven seagal final option... fuck metal gear

P-Please dont bully me

He's still my No.1 despite him making shitty movies lately

His first film is the only good one

Half past dead is next level kinocringe

Then he became a fat fuck and works for food now.

Sorry man, but you have to admit that the editing in most of the fights was really garbo.

any doorkicker would hold it low and aim over the front sight post. too bad none of these actors have ever been to afghanistan

It's ok man. There are much sadder people you could be. Do you like eastern mysticism more because of Seagal? That'd be neat.

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how does it feel watching your favorite actor fall so far from glory?

I know everyone here hates it, but MGS5.

Ehh, it was generic, and with no personality, just functional.

A movie with legitimately bad editing was Jason Bourne, it's practically impossible to know what the fuck is going on in the last 15 minutes of the movie.

>he's your favorite actor
Why? He's boring as fucking cardboard. He can't act and his action scene "choreography" has always been weird.
Other action stars at least had charisma. I never understood why people liked him.

Shit, I forgot I even watched that. You're right, that was even worse.

I do but not because of him

It's because of Geralt of Rivia

Pic related

but alot of old actors fall from glory these days so he's no exception

I Like him because he always portrays as an unstoppable character

only movie where he actually gets his shit kicked in is his first one

he dies in executive decision.

Seagal will come to your house and kill you in your SLEEP tonight

EASY

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He'll have to go up several flights of stairs without an elevator available.

i prefer not to remember that

to be fair this is how just about every popular board looked during the height of the rare pepe meme
Everyone went way too fucking overboard with the pepe posting. Still trying to adapt to this post pepe world.

How is he still in movies? Who still watches him?

That's fine, his slimline body double does the work.

>implying he won't wait for you to leave your house before snatching your birthday

easy....
EASY
youtube.com/watch?v=2dakhzl2SBQ

>easy
what did he mean by this?

Those front pouches aren't doing him any favors.

Shit man I got a good laugh out of this

Cred Forums for a start

me and OP, apparently

see

Who the fuck is Steven Seagal audiance?

>no MRE left behind

My one weakness!

Best thread in the catalog, go figure.

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>Cred Forums watches actual kino instead of trash weeb flicks like pic related
pleasantly surprised