Tfw your country won't be represented in Overwatch

>Tfw your country won't be represented in Overwatch

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I'm still waiting on my tank-support Canadian lumberjack.

He deflects attacks with apologies and feeds delicious maple syrup to his allies to heal them.

Winston is from Africa you fucking racist.

Roadhog is from NZ

Well memed
Back to 9gag

isn't reaper Mexican?

isnt reaper from Mexico?

I'd like to have another Brit in there

He's from L.A iirc

No

I wish there could be a Mexican character y'know

It would be great if the character is female too

If sombra is not spanish and it's a fucking spic i will be so fucking pissed off

So, basically Mexico.

>no sub-saharan African hero
>even irrelevant to nations like Switzerland and Sweden get's one each
How can Blizzard get away with such blatant whitewashing and racism?

His Bio says Australia even though he strongly represents a Maori New Zealander.

Sombra

Sombra

Why is Roadhog from Australia but he's speaking with an American accent?

You have Winston, you retard

As a Swede I'm offended that Sweden did not get represented by someone that stand for diversity and multiculturalism.

Yes, but not quite.

>Mercy is Swiss
>speaks flawless German

>current british hero
>a woman
>doesn't even wear a headscarf

If your flag isn't red white and blue you don't matter.

Sombra will be Argentinian. So no.

B8

>British hero
>Another fucking cockney londoner

They don't even exist anymore.

>Americans, all leaders
Sounds about right

Well, i was searching info about Sombra and found this:

overwatch.gamepedia.com/Sombra

>range weapon fags
>leaders

that delusion

The fuck are you talking about?

Would a grumpy drunkard with yellow teeth shouting at a TV at the pub be more accurate?

>Menji

>Br hero

>he's black

I thought that BR's were white

At least it's somewhat accurate. The Australian characters are based off Mad Max lore.

kill all americans 2bh

>He deflects attacks with apologies and feeds delicious maple syrup to his allies to heal them.
Sounds like something Gearbox would come up with.

>no israeli hero that can solo 6 ana's/pharah's

Mad Max is an entirely realistic depiction of Australia you fucking liar

>Gabriel "La muerte" Reyes, born in Los Ángeles, is American
Yeah, sure.

How is it bait? Swiss don't speak German in their everyday lives. The language of non-French and non-Italian Swiss is about as similar to German as Dutch and Flemish. Many non-French/non-Italian Swiss can speak German, but everyone in Germany and Austria will be able to tell you that person is Swiss due to the unique and distinctive accent.

yes. give me a chav voiced by sacha baren cohen

He has to go back

Don't you mean hindi dancer/boxer that gets bonus damage/health from every non-westerner on his team?

give that obscure soldier shit to canada
this doesnt need to be amerishart

>that dyke
>from russia

Im laffin, whats this shit game about?

>tfw no Australian bard support heroes who plays didgeridoo to buff team and throw boomerangs to stun enemies

Like half the country speaks German on a daily basis fool

>no sub saharan african heroes

tfw no italian mobster hero

>Italian hero

MAMMA MIA! SPAGHETTI! PIZZA! CARBONARA! VAFFANCULO! DIO CANE!

>the fucking moon got representation before your country did

Only if they have to, you dumb shit. Swiss despise Germans and the way they speak.

"Mexican" is a nationality, not a race you dumbfuck

>press q
>Badabing...
>badaboom!
>everyone elses kneecaps are broken.

>Mexican hero

>german hero
>white

>WATCH IT, REINHARDT

He was born on the moon, idiots.

Robots try taking over the world but fail thanks to overwatch now everyone is like "Oh don't be racist to robots" and overwatch blew up but now its back.

Now they do nothing in random locations like escort some dude in a car 2 blocks.

Also despite looking like a tumblrina the russian girl is the most racist to robots.

We need both a hero from Antarctica and another talking animal.

>was a lab experiment in a secret science station
>his DNA was combined with human DNA, causing him to mutate into a humanoid body form
>escaped and fled into the ocean, swimming away until he ran into an OW ship
>taken in and cared for, swore to fight against reckless and dangerous science and bio-engineering
>strong silent type, but does talk a bit with a deep growling voice, has no patience for foolishness
>armed with a harpoon gun that fires serrated harpoons that make enemies bleed for a few seconds, dealing continual damage
>secondary weapon is an autonamous penguin-shaped explosive device that slides on its belly and seeks out the nearest enenmy
>his special ability is quickly sliding forward on his belly, which can damage and briefly stun anyone he rams
>Ultimate has him release a flock of penguin bombs that track opponents, followed up with a loud roar that disorients everyone in range, leaving them open to the penguins

This isn't even up for debate, you can literally just look up how many people speak German in Switzerland. I just went to Zurich a few months ago and all I heard was German.

Yes, and that's why Reaper should have the Mexican flag, not the USA one, friendo.

That's not German, you retard. No German can understand or speak it unless they learn it like any other language. According to your logic, the Dutch, Flemish and Nordics all speak German.

He wasn't born in Mexico

You dumbfuck,you don't even have to be related to a specific country to learn and speak their language.You can move to that country and perfect it too.

What the fuck is the flag next to Zenyatta? Never seen that flag before.

He was born in LA.

And no one would give up their American nationality for a Mexican one.

don't you mean muslim feminist boxer who gets points when he gets killed?

wouldn't being born on the moon make him american?

I'm pretty sure that's the american flag up there

user...

>“¿Estuvo eso facilito? Ahora que tengo su atención, déjenme se las pongo más difícil.”

Yo no tendría mucha fe en ello.

>SYMMETRA COULD YOU PLEASE OPEN A TELEPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT

No it's dialect-free, as you would only encounter in Germany and not even in all areas there.

inb4 TIL the american flag has been bleached white so it's the french flag now xD

there, saved you a few (you)s

Eh, i know several people who has double nationality.

they fucked up the best part of that pic, the expression of pure joy and laughter on the elf's face, 76 just looks like he's yelling

good i don't want my country associated with such filth

So if he were from Africa, looked like a sub-saharian black, had a Congolese name and Congolese surname but just so happened to be born in the city with the most Congolese people in the USA, you'd still call him "American"? That's quite the hilarious statement, no wonder Los Ángeles is 50% Mexican.

The point is that many Swiss can speak German, but they have their own distinct language that is not spoken anywhere in Germany.

Does a Soldier 76 have a German flag?
Does Junkrat have a British flag?
Does Lucio have a Nigerian flag?

Callate pendejo I vete patras a chupando my pito grande american pinche putito

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAjajajjAJAJAJA

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nepal

>He thinks American is an ethnicity

The flag of the most elite warriors on the planet.

I would love to see a Canadian except he's not like any Canadian stereotype.

>from Alberta
>super conservative
>bigoted
>unfriendly
>redneck as fuck

So basically I want an Albertan in the game

...

You are so fucking retarded.

If a Japanese family emigrates to your country and has a child, does your government reject its citizenship or something?

>Get Chinaman to voice Mei
>Get Frenchie to voice Widowmaker
>Get Korean to voice D.Va
>Get Russian to voice Zarya
>Get street shitter to voice Symmetra
>Get Englishman to voice Tracer
>Get Japanese-Americans to voice Hanzo and Genji

>"Alright Bob, we have two Australian characters here. What should we do for them?"
>"Just tell those Americans to fake Australian accents, no one will notice."

>So if he were from Africa

Stopped reading there. It's not even comparable.

Reaper is from America. He was born in LA.

What you are saying is that 2nd gen immigrants count as people of the country.
Flawed point of view.
I wouldn't know about the rest of the characters, since the only one that stands out to me is the Mexican guy that has a USA flag.

>tfw no argentinian hero

Finally, a Canadian character that I can relate to.

Except he's not from B.C.

There's already a Texan.

>Mexican guy

He's not Mexican. Mexican is not a race. He was born in America. Odds are he has never even been in Mexico.

What's so hard to understand about this?

>Spain does not get a hero
>The closest thing is a latino
>Who is not even from Mexico

y tho?

You can pretend that Winston is Argentine.

Her symbol is a Dia De los Muertos calavera. You can suck a dick, your disgusting culture is gonna get shafted again and again until you learn your fucking place as the toilet for the rest of Europe.

Of course the government would give them citizenship, but they're still Japanese. That's why I'm saying a character named Gabriel Reyes being American is dumb as hell.
"It's not even comparable".
It's the same thing. 2nd gen immigrant, you are only giving Mexicans a pass because they're more common in the US.

ITT some dumb fuck that doesn't know the difference between ethnicity and nationality

>what are """mexican-americans"""

>Gabriel reyes
>"he is not Mexican
Yeah, sure, he's originally from New England.

>Swiss german isn't german

This give us an olé olé matador or some shit, give him a traje de luces and give him the most stereotypical sevillan accent possible.
And make him flirt with all the female cast.

That dumb fuck is you.

Americans that have cultural roots in Mexico.

Their nationality is still American.

That's because japanese is actually an ethnicity you retard

>when other players open loot boxes that character gets the coins

reaper is mexican, he may have been born in america though

Reaper is obviously supposed to represent African Americans. Given how touchy blacks are in America right now, its no surprised they call him Mexican American since its equally believable (Born in LA).

Fucking retard.

>Implying Mei isnt Chinease-Canadian

Still waiting for my twitchy, bearded, giggly irish guy with combat based around scrappy bombs.

That's a hispanic name. Not a mexican name.

His ethnicity is hispanic. His nationality is American.

Seriously what is so difficult about this concept?

Yeah you're right. He's a criminal and a piece of shit, of course he's Mexican, the lowest of the low.

>rainbow serpent ult like hanzo

t. John Alberto Rodrigues Martínez, full blown American

>tfw no qt dutch melee character

Finally you fucking understand. There is precisely one language that is classified as German. All variations are SOMETHING ELSE. Remember that.

Bit asshurt there, hmmm?

You guys have Lucio.

As a french with argyrosis, i'm really happy we got Widowmaker.

¿Quién es Sombra?

I don't want to accept filthy non-whites with funny names as Americans. How do you not understand this?

>Energy sword

Dropped.

Look, I hate spics too. But if they're born and raised in America, they're American. That's how it works.

Swiss German is nor German you complete idiots. They are not the same language.

>only High German is actually German
>all the other German dialects are separate languages

>not Danny Dyer slagging people off

Hispanic is NOT a rrace, my dumb american't friends, you made that shit up. If anything, "hispanic" should be the people of Spain and Portugal, not the ex-colonial mestizos.
And, yes, that's a name of Spanish origin, but you'd have to be some deluded dummy to believe it's not referencing the fact that he's ethnically Mexican.

Was my first post in this thread m8

>only Hanoveranians actually speak german

I agree with you. But just because that's what I want doesn't mean that's how it works.

There is a UN thingie that actually forbids countries to claim anything outside of earths atmosphere, and the UsA signed it.

But that's literally the case.

>Melee based heroes for offense and tank
>None for defense and support

Apparently Reaper knows Sombra

And Sombra is Mexican

So, Reaper could be actually..

I don't hate them, I just think it's dumb to call that character American.
I'm not even American, btw.

>ethnically Mexican

literally does not exist

Well sorry you're retarded and don't know how nationality works. I tried to teach you but you wouldn't budge.

tfw no native americans

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outer_Space_Treaty

How do you not recognize such a unique flag?

>it's dumb to call a character that was born in raised in America American

I know someone from Peru, but that doesn't make me fucking Peruvian.

fun fact:for years the moon was owned of a chilean dude

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenaro_Gajardo_Vera

There are very few heroes in OW that can compare with personality and voice over to ones in TF2.

I mean they are not horrible but they are very 'sterile', few of them have any memorable phrases and in general most of them are like this new Hollywood blockbuster that you forget in one day.
Tracer is horrible tho and Zary is very bland in comparison to Heavy.

But it's not.
English is the exception when it comes to dialects. All the other relevant European languages have dialects that are wildly different from the standard register but are nonetheless considered part of the language.

Yeah

And a Spaniard woman claimed to own the Sun

Top kuk

>Make character from South America
>Is always Brazilian

PNW Pharah is close enough.

tfw can't cosplay this because i'm not a cute girl

>no finnish hero to ride into battle and take every female character as his bride while using his ultimate to summon a lightning storm with the help of tengri

so what if we build a ship the size of a moon

But America is so non-white it makes Sweden, Germany and the UK look like it was back during the 11th century by comparison.

>No Canada
>No French Canadian cutie to play as.

germans can understand swiss german
germans also understand dutch/flemish

An American couple's child born and raised in Japan isn't Japanese.

Brazil is the only relevant country in SA

Ravioli, ravioli what's in the boxioli

...

Well....Pharah, an Egyptian mind you, has two Native American skins. That's worth something, right?

Ethnically Mexican means mestizo, and you know it, which Reaper clearly is.
Again, you're making this a government issue, and that's not what I'm saying.
No matter how much X country says that some 2nd gen immigrant is "X-country citizen", that person is just a 2nd gen immigrant.
If you want to ¡just eat that up, fine by me, but whenever I see Reaper, I see a Mexican, and so does everybody I know; hell, we fucking call him "the mexican" when playing.

Trump will fix that very soon.

And it hurt every time I remember that.

>Ethnically Mexican means mestizo

Wew

>Reinhardt is German but never speaks it
>Symmetra doesn't use her native poo language (probably for the best)
>Lucio doesn't have any hint of a Brazilian accent

>sweden
>white character

As if

>deflects attacks with apologies

holy fucking shit every time I come into an overwatch thread I am further convinced it is reddit's game.

>tfw you will never conquer Mei and D.va as powerful Finnish Warlord and proclaim yourself Emperor Shizu of Hotties

What are you? Colombian or Chilean?

>implying
SAY IT WITH ME NOW

MADAME PRESIDENT

>French Canadian
I hate you.

Yeah, by replacing them with Jews.

>mestizo
That's just ethnically Latin American in general.
Not saying Reaper isn't probably Mexican if he's from LA but still.

>No such thing as ethnically Mexican because it's not like Mexico is mostly mestizo
Wew indeed.

>what is lore
>im brown and mad

But we're not talking about Japan, are we? The grand ol' US of A has a jus soli law, which states if someone is born, not even necessarily raised, in the US, they are American. End of discussion.

You think every game is a redit game, if you love reddit so much then marry it.

Please don't devolve this thread into political shitposting

when will overwatch add a mexican bandito?

Paraguayan

im going to get so triggered if they do end up making a canadian lumberjack character

Actually, most countries are mixed.

>I wouldn't know about the rest of the characters, since the only one that stands out to me is the Mexican guy that has a USA flag.
Because you're ignorant.

It's only enforced because there's no practical benefits of claiming anything in space, nor are there any means of defending the claim. As soon as space travel becomes cheap and space habitats become possible then you're going to get countries creating space colonies.

this thread fell apart the moment the racebaiting started

>canadaian

Overwatch takes place in the future, user.

The Spanish in the ARG is very clearly Mexican in structure.

Citizenship isn't the same thing as nationality. Pakistan has jus soli but if I go and raise my kid in Pakistan then he's not going to be a fucking paki.

Also jus soli was a mistake but I think we agree on that.

>being unable to fap to Ariel Rebel

I pity you.

This thread was doomed from the moment nationality was brought up.

Taigs are all dead in the Overwatch universe.

The good guys won.

Paraguay is literally Brazil, the only difference is that you speak spanish instead of portuguese.

While Roadhog could be considered Kiwi. I don't think a Kiwi hero is actually needed.
We haven't really got much of a culture to speak of outside of Maori's and I doubt we'd be bringing a melee warrior to the group.

Unless he gets a 20 second Haka taunt in which case, I'd be down for that uselessness.

>no swiss milf gf to whisper sweet chüchichästlis in my ear
why even live?

don't make fun of us snow negroes like that. come on now. we don't bug anybody.

How would your country hold up to the Omnic crisis, Cred Forums?

>Kazakhstan
im fine

>tfw your country is represented by the only black character in the game

Well at least he is top tier gameplaywise

>Being turned on by the second worst Canadians.

That's a fucking lie and you know it, Frenchies are only slightly better than Natives.

>France
Blue
>Germany
White
>Sweden
White
UK
>white
America
>White

This game really gets things wrong.

Why can't we all just get along on Cred Forums with our shared hatred/love of video games

t. subhuman Torontonian

Because Cred Forums and Cred Forums don't know how to have fun.

Reaper leads the bad team, was leader of overwatch at some point, 76 was the old Captain and is to the fans everyones Daddy
Mcree is a loner that does whatever he wants

I forgot about Toronto.

Alright you are the third worst kind of people here.

how new are you

>Mercy's Swiss/german is prounounced badly and the accent is off
>S76 and Mcree have southern accents because the rest of the USA sounds neutral
>Torbjorn's accent is a movie stereotype since people would not know what is sounds like for real.
>Pharah and Ana's arabic is not egyptian in origin it's generic
>Genji and Hanzo sound like english anime voice actors even one being japanese doesn't even use it

This is fun.

>tfw no survival game set in Venezuela

>Torbjörn is litteraly just a short skyrim nord with some translated proverbs
Goddammit, Blizzard

>2016
>people still hate italians

it will never end

>Every "British" character in vidya is a disgusting Londoner

This is not fun

You're dumb.

Stupid dumb dumb.

You are from the moon?

cuz console wars

I'd prefer some conquistador type shit.

Andalucia was a mistake.

The Earth doesn't nearly have the resources needed to build something that big.

>londoner
>white
I dont bloody think so

In this thread about nationalities I want to remind you that:
Scotland is not a real country, you are just an Englishman in a dress.
Your white flag does not stop American bullets.
I'm gonna mail my bootto the Kaiser with your ass around it.
Stars and Stripes beats Hammer and Sickle. Look it up!

If you live in Venezuela, it's pretty much a survival game.

blame your effort during WW2 or the fact that your mob clans are pretty much in control of the country

Not our fault you monkeys are workshy fuckwits.

I see your b8 didn't get a (You) so have a pity (You)

I said what if

>>Torbjorn's accent is a movie stereotype since people would not know what is sounds like for real.

He sounds more like a Warhammer Dwarf than Swedish.

One of the most iconic video game characters in history is supposed to be Italian.
That's enough for the next 100 years.

>Egypt
>two heroes
>neither is male
>neither is wearing the traditional hijab, since Ana is still showing her hair
The only thing worse than this blasphemy is when the Civ6 devs allowed a disgusting Kurd to become the leader of Arabia.

>only black character is a dj
nice meme there, blizzard

tfw no scouser in Overwatch

>Only brazilian character is a dee-jay nigger
>Doesn't even have any lines in portuguese
>Was even supposed to be a canadian at first
God fucking dammit blizzard
Also wish purtugal would also be more represented in games, they deserve it.

sounds fucking stupid. blizzard would be full of retards if they did something like that

let me guess, she "hacks" people too, right?

>Rose
>white hair
>sword + gun combo
>hair that behaves exactly like an eyepatch
Hmm, really makes you think

Ravager is too irrelevant to rip off.

who fucking cares, dude? No one even likes australian accents

God Bless America!

>germans can understand swiss german
are you dumb? Literally everyone thats not from bavaria cant understand shit in vorarlberg or switzerland.

Not with that sort of thinking we don't.

no thanks, i already deal with enough of those fuckers at home as is.

Apparently Zaryas russian is broken as fuck.

It is 2016 after all.

Yeah...they're pretty shite. Worse than that? Americans who can't tell the difference between English and Australian.

>WoW are you AuStralian?
>No...no please, no.

>Torbjorn's accent is a movie stereotype
Which is weird, it shouldn't have been hard to find a native speaker to play Torbjorn since there are plenty of active actors and voice actors who speak Swedish.

But hearing a broad accent would have been strange regardless since Swedes generally don't carry over their accents unless they're really bad at English in the first place.

Its not a dialect if half a country speaks it and it sounds wildly different to the original language
>CHUCHECHÄSTLI

>Dutch
Character never.

Doesnt Ana actually speak Egyptian with some colloquialisms and actual "old people speak" from the country thrown in there?

>germans also understand dutch/flemish
No they don't.

Wew, good thing we don't throw a tantrum every time you guys are mentioned

They sound completely different though.

Oh please, Italy is fucking everywhere. Especially Japs wank off Italy all the time (JoJo is an extreme case). The most iconic videogame character is Italian and so are a lot of other characters in that series. Literally fucking everybody knows about Italy in one way or another and if you ask anyone on the street the response is "OH I LOVE ITALY".

Try being Spanish, you shit. Literally living in Italy's shadow and when we don't it's either conquistadors or corrida. At least we aren't Tugas or Grease, I guess, so it's not that bad.

Mcree is a southerner because most westerns are set in the south

Yes, VA from Egypt and recorded in Cairo.

Cálmate, shur.

literally the only things you've ever contributed to the world are genocide and tapas, and tapas never even really caught on much.

I like Franco but even he's overshadowed by his Poortuguese counterpart.

Would it be possible to even make a sub-Saharan character without having them be too similar to existing gun/military characters? Maybe a Tarzan rip-off of a foreigner that grew up raised by animals in the jungle.

If they do one it'll probably be Doomfist.

>lesbian feminist
>russia
KEK, she would be sent to gulag

African Warlord character when?
I want to have a squad of children that I order around with my abilities

Why would they copy the Junkyard Dog MK.III like that?

Good lord the grammar on this is shit. Can someone rewrite it so its actually readable?

Does Zarya have a husband?

Never ever. That would be considered problematic. Also hard to balance since that one would essentially be playing a lot of characters at once.

>gurkha
>most elite warriors
>not British propaganda

"No."

Zarya is married to the motherland

>S76
>southern accents
Indiana is not southern.

well what else have you done, other than being conquistadors and having corridas? Knights? everyone has knights.

You were even at one point conquered by sandniggers so you're more pathetic than any other culture.

>all the meme countries are in, even The Moon
>but no real countries like Italy or Spain

>wanting irrelevant countries

Pay your fucking debt first you fucking dead beats. Go fucking work instead of protesting.

>Italy
>irrelevant
Say what

Would you accept a time-stopping vampire and a bullfighter ninja as reps from those regions?

South Korea, Nepal, India and Brasil are already in.

What happened to Sombra anyway

>Italy
>irrelevant

Too many famous Italian artists and intellectuals to discredit Italy, not to mention being home of Latin Christianity and the successor to the fucking Roman Empire

Dio's not italian, you idiot. That's his son GioGio.

>Italy
>Relevant
Not for a long, long time.

She's gonna be revealed in October

You read that right, user

They're still more relevant than fucking Spain

So what, it's not history bullshit

last time you idiots were relevant was when you pretended to be nazis but it failed.

Never ever willie, back to your 8 year old wife.

>tfw my country represented by the heal slut
then again I'm surprised there is actually a swiss vidya character

>Winston
>Not America

1-2 content update patches per year doesn't sound so good after all. I hope Blizzard gets their head out of their asses and starts making shit

Who says I'm Italian?
I amnot though
Just wanted to stir some shit up

I hate this black people are apes meme. Now call me Tumblr/Reddit/SJW like the cucks you are.

>a modern day country's existence is justified because it was the home of a religion that killed a legendary empire

So they're irrelevant, you fucking retard.

They didn't reach the northern parts because we stopped their progress AND drove them back.

Plus, considering you are posting from a western country you don't have much to say since the main countries of the west are getting conquered by mudslimes, but with way less blood.

Not everything you don't like is a meme

>Italy
>successor to the Roman Empire
EL OH EL

How do you know. Are you an Overwatch lore expert, fucking autist?

so if a black man rapes your boypussi but it doesn't reach the end of your urethra then you weren't raped?

When's Callahan?
That raging Irish omnic makes me laugh every time.

>tfw your neighboring countries are always picked in games like these but never yours

>They didn't reach the northern parts because we stopped their progress AND drove them back.
>we

North Korea?

irrelevant
yes, more irrelevant than fucking Nepal

No but if a black man rapes your boipussy, goes for me next and before trying to rape me I make him go away i'd say he didn't.
Which is more or less what happened in Covadonga.

She does have an accent in the German dub.

>It's an anons are actually funny episode

If Italy was relevant in the Overwatch lore, wouldn't it have a character, map, or at least be mentioned by now?

Go back to Battleborn, Burch

kill yourself tumblr leddit sjw cuckold memer

Blog about it, bae

Never pith an idea again.

Ever

I will literally pay to to just never assume a position of creative control.

So you're saying that spain got raped and you just watched until the black man was over like a coward?

It's not a meme it's a fact of life.

Dumbass. It is German, it is just that this particular dialect is different from those spoken in Germany and Austria.

Leute gibts...

Well what you want doesn't matter 2bh pham.

>tfw your country is represented in Overwatch

>S76 and Mcree have southern accents because the rest of the USA sounds neutral
There are a couple of USA accents floating around. The one that it's supposed to be "neutral" is the Midwestern one and even then there are some people saying that we have other accents creeping in.

Anyone else here glad they didn't add any African Americans for the US?

You'd be speaking turkish now if it wasn't for Spain

But Gorillas are from Africa too

>South korea and Nepal more relevant than spain
ok now you are just memeing

>Ana and Pharah are Egyptians
>brown not sub-Sahran black
fucking whitewashing

Egypt is literally not sub-Saharan because it is part of the Sahara

>China and India make up 40% of the worlds population
>Makes up less than 10% of the roster
>Women are 51% of the population
>Only 30% of the heroes are women
Blizzard is confirmed racist AND sexist, don't they know anything about being inclusive?

Aren't there multiple that are without any gendersex?

If swiss-german doesn't sound like regular German, and they supposedly hate Germany, then they'd just call that language "Swiss", you retard

>all these autists claiming reaper is from LA
how about a source then? or even better someone get on twitter and ask blizzard where he was born

>press q
>merry Christmas ya filthy animal
>pulls out tommy gun and mows down everything in front of him
>and a happy new year
>now that I'm typing this out it should just be a soldier ultimate skin since is ult is exactly what I'm describing

>The, The, The!
He is German.

Please let this happen

I want Kevin McCallister as an hero in OW. Setting up traps sounds great.

Is Google too hard for you?

Egyptians were black tho
I am african american
And I can trace my ancestry to ancient Egypt

Are you sayin you wuz kingz n shiet?

Thanks god.

>Reyes, a hardened and highly respected veteran, grew up about as far from rustic Indiana as you could get—the sprawling urban melting pot of Los Angeles

playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/19809396/

>this racist meme again
Go to Cred Forums
And never come back you fucking racist cracker

I'm African American and my dad came The DRoC, called Zaire at the time. Also ancient Egypt was an ethnically diverse place where many cultures interacted with trade and such, reflected in even the depictions of their people where all sorts of shades from Greek-tier to almost literally black being used in their artwork and Greek writings that spoke of them using a word which in terms of skin color would have been darker than themselves on average while lighter than other cultures that would be known to them.

WE

>cracker
Wow racict. Cred Forums is a site of tolerance and peace. Your hatred isn't wanted here.

>a fact of life.
Saying fact would've been enough you stupid nigger.

Netherlands, Ireland, Philippines, or Poland?

>tfw brazil is unironically the ONLY country represented by a level-headed character
no zika can stop us

ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS

>tfw Junkrat with McAllistar skin

MMMMOOOOOONNNNNNNTTTTTTAAAAANNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

if they do make one, it better be based on the Zulu.

>New Zealand
I don't think they could really do much with it.

>implying Brazil is Nepal

You've got Mei wrong, mate.

A kiwi in a human-sized power armor?

>America is represented by cis white men and a token Uncle Tom

Why is this allowed?

>grew up
doesnt say he was born there :^)
I knew a mexican who lived most of his life in texas but wasnt born there

>reaper
>Uncle Tom

tumblr pls

youtube.com/watch?v=SwYd5cRlROE

>religion-obsessed
>level-headed and reasonable
you can only choose one, my omnic-loving friend.

>implying that she is
you got source for that user?

>"sorry, Sorry, Sorry"- Mei

McCree is a gay cowboy, S76 is asexual and Reaper is otherkin. Check your privilege shitlord.

South Korea and Brazil irrelevant, say what?

Also Dva and Zarya. Chances are they're related to Genghis Khan

McCree ain't gay he fucks farm animals and 76 likes kids

...

Yes.

After Trump has had his run, Americans will have to pay retribution and ultimately be taxed into oblivion and cucked worse than Germany.

You won't recover. It's what you get for electing celebrities as opposed to real politicians.

Middle Americans will beg to join Canada and then comes the annexation.

That's if you survive long enough and don't become the middle east of the mid west.

Screencap this.

kek

Stand with me for the National Anthem, my brother.

She's funny. Get over it.

Oh hey, Big Zam

I support this.

I'm pretty sure he's mixed. His first name is of Maori, while his last name, Rutledge, is of European.

I want a cute french canadian tsundere with a thick accent

No she's not, yelling and insult to white people//men/straight people and then make a retarded "dramatic" face is not funny. If you like libshit comedy watch a Seth MacFarlane show or something but she's not funny by any standard.

Mexican-American.

If having a Mexican heritage makes Reaper Mexican, then Soldier 76 is Scottish rather than American since he's background, at least judging by his last name Morrison, is of Scottish.

>There is a character representing fucking Nepal but no Italians
Just fuck my shit up Luigi

>Albertans
Why not just put Americans in your game?

>Luigi
heh..

I would like a scottish character

why isn't Harambe part of an african nation

gorillas live there

>No FUCKING LEAF
>But Ausfailia gets two reps

this image reminded me how old the source engine is

isn't reaper mexican? or was that just an assumption that got popular

He is but he's from the U.S.

You faggot it was Charles Martel who stopped them, and Charles Martel is a Frank.

Honestly my only complaint about this game is the slight false advertising they did.

If you watch the Widowmaker trailer, you'll see she can use her grapple hook and hang from it, but in-game you can't hang from it or 'stick to walls' like a spider should. And it's fucking dumb.

>Lúcio have neither a voice line in portuguese nor a brazilian accent...

HOOLY DOOLY

HOOLY
D
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>doesn't know Mercy's VA is German

Lost credibility on your very first point. Good job.

Captcha: luxembourg

>because the rest of the USA sounds neutral
No they do not

>Lions holding fire dildos
I want this was my country flag