ITT: Bluepilled protagonists

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>no-one likes raymoo

What the fuck that means?

more like redpilled as in drowned in the blood of her murder victim

what a shame that this anime girl has no good porn.

you mustn't be looking hard enough

Don't sexualize the shrine maiden of paradise

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Just search the tags man,
that's how I found it.

This one's pretty searchable, user.

Just search for reimu straight shota

CIRNO STOP!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Post more 2hu /ss/ doujins pls

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People do, especially those who prefer homing

I like Reimu as just a friend.

Tried IQDB / SauceNao / Tiny Images and Google Images and nothing came up. So no, not very searchable.

same. i think it's because this is a screenshot (filename)

>mfw a youkai is minding their own business near me

*kicks anime girl*
eat shit, hehe

Reimu's taken FIFTY lives today! That's TWO less than last time!

How many dicks has she taken?

>she sees your dick

>especially those who prefer homing
Right on,homing best shottype.
Except when it's SA MarisaB or any other wide shottype.

Come the fuck on dude,it's not rocket science.
Just to a a site that has hentai where you can search tags and you're done.

Don't be a baka.

Is Reimu a psychopath

From an outsider perspective she looks cute. But what kind of personality does she have?

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Really depends on which Reimu we're dealing with.

BNKRG a best.

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For an example of what Reimu's like.
1/5

2/5

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Why is Mamizou so smug?

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5/5

Because she's tech savvy and everyone's a technologically illiterate scrublord to her. Also she has a pair of massive, hairy tanuki testicles.

>there isn't a single good manga with Kanako as a relevant character
fuck this

She's also pretty tall

and that's bad because?

>and that's bad because?
because she's one of the only stage 6 boss who didn't want to destroy the world for some stupid reason

>snake bagels doing stuff out in the open
Her and the other fuckers at the Moriya Shrine are like Jews, conspiring in secrecy and acting covertly.

Wait, the Moriyas ARE Jews. Trying to start a technological revolution would invariably lead to the destruction of Gensokyo as a safe haven for the fantastic and the divine in an ever-progressingly scientific and grounded world.

Kanako has to be the most boring character along with most of the MoF cast

What a small ass.

Guys

I hate touhou WITH EVERY FABRIC OF MY BEING

I think touhou fans are pedophiles generally. Liking little girls or anything that looks like little girls is shit.

However

My friend -forced- me to watch Osana Reimu. All 7(8 technically) episodes of it

Holy fucking shit. That was dark. And mature. And fucking depressing.

If the general touhou series was more like Osama Reimu I would own every game.

Fuck Reimu's mother. She was a fucking cunt for what she did. No defense force for that shit

Offical tall list of some Touhous.

>Tall: Sakuya, Meiling, Yukari
>Fairly Tall: Reimu, Yuyuko, Alice, Letty, Ran
>Fairly Short: Marisa, Youmu, Patchouli, >Lunasa, Merlin
>Short: Remilia, Lyrica, Chen, Cirno, Rumia, >Flandre

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they are just petite women. adult women with perky little bodies.

That shit is outdated and fucking small

>moriyas are filthy jews
>Kanako beat the crap out of their goddess ancestor
>took her place and helped the whole world with technology
>kept the frog's descendant to avoid any harm on the land
thank you for reminding me she's the best girl

that's exactly why she's good, what's the point of being a whiny brat when you're a calm and collected goddess?

>secondaries

fuck off reddit

>go to sleep halfway through last night's touhou thread
>come back, thread is archived
>notice i missed out on the LoLK shitposter getting super ass mad at clownpiece
wtf i love clownposters now

>most 2hus are lolis
That's wrong though. Stop being a faggot secondary.

Also you're a double nigger.

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>not the updated one

What's wrong with being a pedophile?

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Did you faggots even WATCH osana reimu?

youtube.com/watch?v=PjMfOPtaZHg&feature=youtu.be&list=PLD061C5E64DBD575E&t=182

Skip to 3:00

It shines for me because there's actual adults on the screen

Fuck Reimu's mom. Fuck her.

Literally nothing.

>people acting like they wouldn't give Kosuzu the pencil

Shes my favorite 2hu tho. and I want to lick her armpits

I realize I'm probably doing more harm than good by mentioning its existance, but Osana Reimu has a sequel, it's called "Reireimu".

Do NOT watch it. It ruins everything.

in terms of tags.

When it's a doujin or manga, go to an applicable site and search for what you see, ala

>he watched ONLY Osana Reimu and not the sequel
>he thinks no one's seen one of the more popular fanworks of 2hu
Neck yourself faggot. I'll be here watching my superior 3DCG 2hu videos of Seija being tortured to death after confessing to Reimu that she loves her and dreaming of eating shit so that Kaguya would eat Mokou's shit for health reasons because Tewi and Reisen declined to let themselves be test subjects because they already eat shit on a daily basis, but they eat their own cute rabbit shits so it wouldn't work well as a clinical trial, covering the SDM in shit to summon the Lord of Flies Beelzebub for Body Worlds and other fun shennanigans.

Most 2hus are adults.

Porn is the only good thing to come out of touhou, the games are utter shit.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Proper Touhou thread when?

I enjoy kuso videos very much and it amplifies my /jp/ shitposting levels. Also I love any videos featuring Seija and wish more featured her.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ed_mV7xpfa4

I made a "proper" thread yesterday.

You spammed it to death with clowns and made it clear that you don't actually want to discuss anything.

>he thinks no one's seen one of the more popular fanworks of 2hu
Tfw sentaku bune will never release the final 2 parts of KKHTA ending

Kill yourself

>mean ppl spammed mai thred to ded ;_;
Karma, bitch. Have you heard of it?

That's way down the list of things to do, so later.

How is it karma when it also affect you?
>inb4 I don't care about 2hu outside memes so it doesn't affect me :^)

Do you not know what karma is? Actually, better question: Do you have a dictionary, or do you choose to be this fucking stupid?

Actually, I don't care, you can rot in this piece of shit by yourself. Have fun, hope you kill yourself already.

>outdated.
It's from Zun himself, how the fuck can that be outdated?

>Actually, I don't care
We noticed. See ya, nobody will miss you.

stupid adachi poster

It doesn't even have IN characters.
Zun didn't stat developing the actual lore until IN.

>We

What does tall and short mean for this list?

Are we talking Japan's definition of tall and short?

So? He still says how tall everyone from EosD, including Reimu.

Holy shit that's hilarious

>Most 2hus are adults.

Adults are scendarios in the touhou universe

Only lesbian little girls are involved in what actually goes on and the plot revolves around them.

So mainverse touhou is shit.

God tier OST in at least ONE of the games though
youtube.com/watch?v=1VyfXVNGB3o

>WaHH the dumbest
For sure, she's a fucking retard in WaHH. Can't see what's right in front of her face.
So much for shrine maiden's intuition.

So it doesn't say much

>Adults are scendarios in the touhou universe
>scendarios

Says stuff about the most important 2hus

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I want to ____ Clownpiece.

Sodomize

Grope.

>EoSD
>The most important 2hus

German suplex

If it walks like a little girl, talks like a little girl, and looks like a little girl

It's a little girl

>secondaries
>knowing shit

>EoSD and PCB got the character that's appeared the most in every work and has characters will the most development.
>Somehow people think they're not the most important.

Diaper

Characters*
With*
Sorry many typos, I'm tired.

>sagufaggot is a secondary

Not surprised in the slightest

Why the fuck hasn't Reimu sealed that filthy fucking buddhist youkai apologist? Why hasn't she stopped the proliferation of nuclear technology from the Moriya Shrine?

Why is Reimu so god damn lazy?

Sure.

But the fuck does "scendarios" mean? Are you drunk?

The true nature of Touhou shills is revealed

Fuck the lot of you

Here's a (you)

Here's yours

>literally one guy in a thread of 100+ posts
>that's part of a fanbase of millions
>THIS GUY MUST BE REPRESENTATIVE OF THE GROUP AT LARGE

Ahh a Touhou thread.
I was about to make a thread, but this will do

My inner weeaboo craves for content since ive been consuming alot of western media. I figured Touhou should satisfy me for a long time.

Where do I start? Is there a guide or a pastebin somewhere?

would saving this image get me arrested?

>shotty is a secondary

Not surprised in the slightest.

Depends. Do you live in a godforsaken shithole?

>shotty is pretending to be user again

Not surprised in the slightest.

Forget touhou for a second

Why are you a weeaboo? When you say you want weeaboo content, what are you looking for? Moeblobs or japanese society/culture/mythology?

Just play EoSD.

I live in America

>shotty is pretending not to be shotty again

Not surprised in the slightest.

Then yes

>shotty is pretending not to be shotty again
Not surprised in the slightest.

am I on Cred Forums?

>shotty is pretending not to be shotty again

Not surprised in the slightest.

WHY DOES THE GOD OF INTERNET DO THIS TO ME

Who's shotty?

>God tier OST in at least ONE of the games though
Is it MoF or SA? Because both are acceptable answers

Imperishable Night, the only correct answer, you gigantic faggot

>SA
>MoF
>God tier ost.
I bet Koishi is also your favorite 2hu.

She's certainly the most diaperable touhou

the images i've seen, the doujins i've read...

No, the people here have shit taste in anime, I'm sure of it. Probably didn't even watch Princess Tutu, the faggots.

>Is there a guide or a pastebin somewhere?
Not really,you just start from the game you like.

If you don't know what to play first I recommend to start with the sixth game,called The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil,or EoSD for short.

There is a few reasons you might wanna start with this as it is the earliest game game in the current canon of the story and has the most basic and straightforward gameplay of them all,but it isn't very noob-friendly,for it is kinda hard if it's your first Bullet hell game and the lack of hitbox on your character doesn't help either,but there is a patch for that,should you want to use it.

Overall have fun and don't aim for 1cc's when first starting,just clear it with continues first.

>Why are you a weeaboo?
Idk
>what are you looking for?
anything as long as it entertains me

the 6th one? what's wrong with the first 5? or is the 6th game just the best entry point

see pic:

Are you implying that Cred Forums has good anime taste?
>mfw people actually think that.

So he's a random user that admitted to be multiple random anons?

If you're a weeaboo because you want to get into japanese culture

I suggest watching Shugo Chara!

youtube.com/watch?v=Ls4ou-kgQ0E

It treats the viewer like they're a complete outsider to japanese culture and explains everything. You'll learn how japanese people become friends, what is expected in a japanese relationship, and random japanese culture elements.

It literally has an entire episode dedicated to learning the inner workings of authentic japanese dancing.

If you want to dive into Japanese society, this is the perfect anime for it.