Cred Forums The Musical IV - A New Hope

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HEY
YOU WANNA HELP WRITE THE GREATEST BOY BAND MEGAHIT THIS MUSICAL HAS EVER SEEN?

CRACK OPEN SOME LINKS AND HELP DELIVER Cred Forums'S HISTORY OF VIRAL MARKETING THROUGH SONG

Original: youtube.com/watch?v=o7pfluv_8Og

Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=dIqF1wXxWts

Current lyrics: pastebin.com/veQknj2u

Leftover ideas: pastebin.com/yrXEmsYs

Additional research:
mediafire.com/download/k8xuuvvw3hwwhh6/B.rar
mediafire.com/download/nt24qgj92445v2p/B2.rar

The Night Konami Went Crazy

Dark souls 3 or

Other completed video: youtube.com/watch?v=_OLUwuyHkuo&index=1&list=PLAX8JHUJcFR0rpwcXtyRm2jn1hTbMaCwC

The ones I wrote of course

That's the same answer as most people who respond are giving

I go to Cred Forums often, so "Pump Me Dobson" touches a very special place in my heart.

Can you faggots keep it to one disc this time? Ditch all the utterly shit ones and keep the ones people actually find funny or enjoyable.

and we're back to your regular shilling hours, featuring: songs with special needs!

>Biggest Fags in Town / Nicest Kids in Town - Hairspray
In need of: chorus singers
pastebin.com/d0z2vM1S

>DSP / ABC - Jackson Five
In need of: completed vocals
pastebin.com/P98Qn4CW

>Master of the Hype / Master of the House - Les Mis
In need of: chorus singers
pastebin.com/dXakp9DR

>Post on Cred Forums / Eulogy - Frank Turner
In need of: instrumentfags, electric guitar(?), drums(?), general vocals
pastebin.com/8Vg63rKp

>Ryuu Ga Waga Teki Go An Fuk Yo Self Kurau / Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious - Marry Poppins
In need of: Widowmaker, Tracer, Chorus, Reinhardt(?)
pastebin.com/NjJvLJSh

>Vidya Games / Edelweiss - The Sound of Music
In need of: instrumentfags: guitar(?), oboe, violin, piano, and alto sax
pastebin.com/BqH4Rzdn

>Where Did You Come From, Pokemon GO? / Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex
In need of: female vocals
pastebin.com/XEZiNJrU

i will tell the overlords about your interesting proposal, it's such a good idea

I wouldn't expect any less

Sure.

All of these unsung gems

docs.google.com/document/d/11Jz0fYm0KrMlXIavpsukKBmbIxn4-36fq7QG58KmWfY/edit - I Hate it On Cred Forums
pastebin.com/6HMWf6zf - What Would John Romero Do?
pastebin.com/su77SMnq - Gitting Gud Is EZ
pastebin.com/EczmzgLr - The Advantages of Gaming on the Platform of PC
pastebin.com/N4wP2QbF - Go-Go-Kojima
pastebin.com/ZYw31FRt - Tears of a Game Dev
pastebin.com/dXakp9DR - Master of the Hype
pastebin.com/6gd3w65n - Going to Buy a PC
pastebin.com/tTPc7Mmg - The Night Konami Went Crazy
pastebin.com/rLzn9dYB - The Randy Pitchford Shit Show
pastebin.com/rkPUS8rN - DMCA
pastebin.com/Lj30PjXn - Land of Shitposters
pastebin.com/twf1PRQe - Take Me (to Cred Forums)
pastebin.com/ye6RrgkJ - Sony's Triple AAA next gen Game
pastebin.com/jqDfq0TV - 1998
pastebin.com/fNs98Bd2 - This is E3
pastebin.com/86A9g6jy - Satoru Iwata's Last Chance
pastebin.com/09H0QUeL - Rather Die Than Be One Of Your Steam Friends
pastebin.com/qqfFFAZH - Your Dreams Are All Dead (Sakurai's Lament)
pastebin.com/cGaq6VWk - A New Metroid Game
pastebin.com/gydQM912 - Semagon Sah 4SP
pastebin.com/Ze2wH17s - Mystic Maya
pastebin.com/8dE1LpBc - No Man's Song
pastebin.com/uG7vE3a4 - I walked dah rine
pastebin.com/Bthj00ez - Peter Molyneux {I'd like to make a suggestion that it be sung Pete Molyneux since there's one too many syllables for a couple lines}
pastebin.com/m2XS0FC7 - Frame-Rate!
pastebin.com/RJkB6Fu8 - SFM
pastebin.com/fvr61x48 - Sean the Fabricator
pastebin.com/pGZEqJWp - Console-Tan Tuesday
pastebin.com/Syjru2r3 - Dark Souls 3
pastebin.com/GrryF41F - Pavel Planes
pastebin.com/162DZSg4 - I Can Shill For That (Mountain Dew)
pastebin.com/djQZX8jA - Out of Games
pastebin.com/QSVMT8AY - Man on the Forum

Sup.
This is the fag that was making the Animaniacs video. It's done.
All I need is someone to sing Wakko for SMARMYANON wait for him to post the results, then I post mine.
pastebin.com/pk6mGhpp

Threadly self-shilling

>The Night Konami Went Crazy
pastebin.com/tTPc7Mmg

>Summer of '09
pastebin.com/9ZTvEMrT

>Nothing But The Vidya
pastebin.com/0u9jxuWm

>Don't Stand In My Spot
pastebin.com/EaRXqpUB

>Mystic Maya
pastebin.com/Ze2wH17s

Also, any songs about surgery or medicine that got fairly popular? I wanna do a Trauma Center song. The only one I can think of is Like a Surgeon, and doing a parody of a parody is just silly.

What Would John Romero Do?

youtube.com/watch?v=8RrWfNonLDQ

I appreciate the kind words, anons.

docs.google.com/document/d/125rIjfEevCFrrXDYGnrUWSWWosCqIxq_qRKBVZD8MSk/edit?usp=sharing

since Deus Ex is kinda hot now

>Semagon Sah 4SP
Is getting sung and already has a demo

Games.
Too bad there isn't an instrumental version of it.

This one is truly baffling to me. How has no one even attempted it?

nice, I didn't know

>Need instrumentfags... alto sax
Now how didn't I hear about this earlier
I can record that part on Thursday

Piano is also a possibility, but I'm not very good at it

Reiterating my endorsement of 1998, and I'd like to also endorse DMCA and Semagon Sah 4SP along with my own songs of course.

I was thinking of doing this, but yours is much more on point than anything I would've done, especially in light of /vg/ discussion.

It could, but it just had its lyrics updated so there's not so many repeated stanzas. We might need the singer to hop back in.

finalized this

picosong.com/TJN9/

Some of these are pretty bad, not even sure how you pick these.
I mean "Pavel Planes" isn't even Cred Forums

Oh, and Land of Shitposters, was about to ask how that was going.

Breddy gud user.

> 1.03 MB
wew lad

>baneposting
>not appropriate on all boards

I mean, once you meme a plane into crashing IRL you can't really go back.

Self-shilling time

Original: youtube.com/watch?v=yXh7dpZfGiE
Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=1K2kK9LeUX8
Pastebin:pastebin.com/twf1PRQe

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Nothing on the spreadsheet for land of shitposters. Go for it if you want to.

>First completed video
They were both uploaded on the same day and I don't know about the fallout video but the other one was on the video playlist first iirc

The other video was first, but Shitposters released an unlisted teaser first. Might have confused him

That makes sense then. Last year kinda sucked in the regard that occasionally people posting lists of of completed videos in the Cred Forums threads would leave out some videos in their posts. Should just post the playlist desu.

Do you have a link? Last thing I know one guy gave it a single shot 4 days ago (boyband part only)

Time to get those creative juices flowing. I'm gonna provide a quick list of topics that can be made into songs which you guys are more than welcome to add on too.

Starting Topics:
>PS4 Pro
>FF15
>Virtual Reality
>The Last Guardian
>Mighty No. 9
>Kingdom Hearts 3
>Lisa
>Metal Gear Survive
>Battlefield 1

What Would John Romero Do and Dark Souls 3 need to happen.

The former is just fucking great and the latter won't be relevant any other year

>Zero Time Dilemma
>NX wait
>Lewd stuff

It's on the spreadsheet and it's a demo. Think from the guy who would record a lot of stuff saturday

>death stranding

I'll do one about ZTD because I fucking hate it.

I need a song though. Preferably one with a title that rhymes with Complex Motives

It would tickle my funny bone if there was something about Miyamoto being mad with indecisive Nintendo fans like pic related. Preferably from his perspective and in Engrish.

I did a VR one, but I'll see what I can do for any of the others.

The Wonderful 101 one.

This. And the Advantages of Gaming on the Platform of PC

We should write a meta song based on youtube.com/watch?v=FvISu8UMbUo

It could be about How the IRC shadow council and namefags run the Musical and how everyone else is a shitter who is beneath them

Also a song based on youtube.com/watch?v=nh5fziONXYU about either waifus or something like vidya awards where the main bitch is like AAA games vs actual good games.

Don't forget, you're subjugated forever!

No fuck off

Alright so I think I'm making progress
Thoughts?
Original - youtube.com/watch?v=Ry7PcYtKPhA
Instrumental - youtube.com/watch?v=EHrKbQ5Uvmc
A: Kill off Mr Nagito?
2: I wanna do it
3: Let me go!
1: Junko thinks that we're a team
3: Fighting for Hope
2: Plotting up schemes
A: Living the dream!

A: Kill off the lucky one, tie him up real tight
A: Hit him with a truck and then
A: See if he survives

1: First, we're going to set some bait
1: Fake a murder and then wait
1: Then we blame him at the trial,
1: rig the vote, and seal his fate!

2: Wait! I've got a better plan
2: To kill this lucky hopeful man
2: Let's cook him in some boiling heat
2: And when he's done we'll serve him up!

A: Kill off the lucky one
A: Send him to his death
A: Watch the crusher end his hope
A: See it take his breath

1: And Mrs. "Ultimate Despair"
1: Can take the plan right over there
1: Despair will win I do presume
1: She'll send him to his doom!

2: I say that we take a rocket
2: stuff him right inside and then
2: Launch it off and when it lands
2: Mr Luck has met his end!

1: You're so stupid, think now
1: If we smash him up to smithereens
1: We may lose some viewers
A: And then Junko will be most displeased!

A: Kill off the lucky one
A: Trap him in a game
A: Make his death the next move
A: Then see if he is sane

A: Because Mrs. Enoshima is the meanest girl around
A: If I were on her Despair list, I'd get out of town

3: She'll be so pleased by our success
3: That she'll reward us too, I bet

A: Perhaps she'll let us cause despair
A: By using that old bear!

A: We're her little heroes
A: And we take our job with joy
A: We do our best to please her
A: And treat hope like a toy

1: I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb
3: I'm not the dumb one
2: You're no fun
1: Shut up!

(1/2)

youtube.com/watch?v=BMU8TLaX_jw

Another Musou Clone

Koei:
What's going on here?

Another Jap dev:
We want to be just like you Tecmo Koei!

Koei:
But i'm still learning myself

AJD:
Please

K:
I think i can show you some moves

AJD:
Yeah, Koei is going to show us how to stay profiteable!!

Koei:
Calm down, that's just the second step.
The first trick is to be repetitive and at the same time to be new

AJP:
How can you be Repetitive and New?

Koei:
I know its sounds a little funny

Mulan:
New, Old
worn, novel[1]
Fresh and Licensed
Great and Awful.[1]

One alone is not enough
you need both together
Base, DLC
and Expansion
Another Musou Clone.

Don't be scared, Square Square, the combat is the same! Square Square
In every game, Triangle, you must stand firm!
Many Peons, Ccccirle, To Slay.
Thats the Formula, Square Square, never change

Children:
Don't be scared, Square Square, the combat is the same! Square Square
In every game, Triangle, you must stand firm!
Many Peons, Ccccirle, To Slay.
Thats the Formula, Square Square, never change

AJP:
Okay Koei, I'm ready!

Mulan:
Ahan, but you still out of freshness.
You only have half way there.

Every fan, is divergent.
Fanservice, should be plenty
Selling lots, A new IP for every game
you need to always change

Children:
Every fan, divergent.
Fanservice, should be plenty
Selling lots, A new IP for every game
you need to always change

Mulan:
One alone is not enough, You need both together..
Base, DLC
and Expansion
Another Musou Clone.

Children:
Don't be scared, Square Square, the combat is the same! Square Square
In every game, Triangle, you must stand firm!
Many Peons, Ccccirle, To Slay.
Thats the Formula, Square Square, never change

Like a Cloud
Every fan, is divergent.
Fanservice, should be plenty
Selling lots, A new IP for every game
you need to always change

Mulan:
You can sell..
You have to make..

Children:
Another Musou Clone
Another Musou Clone
Another Musou Clone

(2/2)
1: I've got something, listen now
1: This one is real good, you see
1: We'll send a letter to his room
1: Inside there'll be a note to read
1: Now in the note his secret hides
1: And then his curiosity
A: Entices him to look inside
A: Then he'll lose it
A: One, two, three!

A: Kill off the lucky one, beat him with baseballs
A: Hit him for a thousand knocks, see when he will fall

A: Kill off the lucky one, crush him by stampede
A: Let his magic fail him then see if he will flee
A: Kill off the lucky one, watch his hope erased
A: Lock him in a killing game and let him choose his fate
A: Kill off the lucky one, watch his hope erased
A: Lock him in a killing game and let him choose his fate

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Goddamn I'm retarded well fuck it, I won't repost to /vg/. It was a dumb joke anyway

Amazing. Throw it up on the spreadsheet, it's perfect.

I don't necessarily approve of the theme, but yeah that or Lonely Nights would be Dandy.

Not related to our gay yearly festivities, but I am shitfaced and singing now.

vocaroo.com/i/s13oZ0ow9qUz

Requests?

Given how E3 was such a massive E3 Shillfest, I'm surprised the lack of VR songs. It needs a little work, but without further adieu:

"Push Our VR" (If You're Into It - Flight of Conchords

Original: youtube.com/watch?v=uRJZfwDgNTM

Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=wUbvEW-SOVQ

Lyrics:

I've got a new gimmick user
Really? You didn't need to do that
Well Facebook helped.
But I'm a neet
Its called “Push our new VR”
ok?

If you wanted to / Play while tunnel viewed / and the specs are not new / with our new VR

You inside / 3D worlds / you can fuck/ 3D Girls / Buy a fleshlight / No sunlight / It is real tight / With our VR!

And if you want that bliss / I'll will focus cash in this / consumer will drink up this piss / for our brand new VR

The graphics / are so poor / And gameplay / you'll abhor / Its hyped up more than spore / Is that what / you would ask for?

Being game devs fell through / This is what we'll pursue / It could be a dream come true / Providing this what you are into

This is what / you're sayin'/ bad eyesight / and bad games / Industry is not to blame / 'Cause actual content would be a shame

And we will not dawdle / We'll charge double for a 4K model / With no vidya / for you to play / We'll milk this gimmick so what do you say?

At e3/ Shooter Birds / Its crappy / Its a turd / It ain't free / costs a third / of your console, s'not absurd

Then around next year/ The fad will still surely be here / We don't know how to make vidya/ But we're catered to in the media

How about you / And two dudes? / Him, you and dudes / In the nude / Getting screwed by two dudes how crude / Well, that's how our VR will treat you

All this shit we shill / Keeps games at a standstill / It is quite a thrill / To push our VR
Ooh..

Just gonna throw in the song I wrote for the musical a while back, called The VR Dream. Can't record it myself because my mic sucks ass and my voice is shit, but I hope someone wants to pick it up and try it out.

Title: The VR Dream
Original: youtube.com/watch?v=ocQ6PDiP014
Lyrics: pastebin.com/cvstRYU7

through the fire and flames bitch

vocaroo.com/i/s1ryCJEaxxBJ

beautiful

Bumpzinga

Change 'Please apologize' to something else and make the first 'woah-oh-oh' into APOLOGIZZZZZZE

>Not a single ABBA song has been done yet in four years
Wew, time to change that

Hello Cred Forumsirgins, I have some """""""""originals""""""""" for you, wrote them myself.

Who is Your Waifu? (Is She Real? Can I Meet Her?)
soundcloud.com/thecruciblevevo/who-is-your-waifu-is-she-real-can-i-meet-her

and as a bonus, not really vidya:

Harambe (Your Death is Not In Vain)
soundcloud.com/thecruciblevevo/harambe-your-death-is-not-in-vain

I'm not a big video guy, but if it's required I can do small lyrics videos with a slideshow pasted in. Unless someone wants to take a crack at it. Is there a deadline?

No deadline for videos

Jesus Christ no

>Harambe
Terrible normie meme

Other one is pretty good though

Was this made for the musical or are you trying to shoehorn your music in this thing?

Is it vidya?

youtube.com/watch?v=8P_qjLhtA74

There is some good Cred Forums musical material to work with here, just wondering what would work best. Any ideas?

Konami Queen. Someone sang the first few lines pretty well, but I can't find it anymore.

>can't hit a single fucking note in Butthurt M'Boogie

Well, I tried.

>Wanted to make a song about THPS5

>There's no instrumental of SO HERE I AM

I wrote the waifu thing today after seeing a musical thread, but if it's not good enough for the musical then we shouldn't put it in.

The harambe one was something I made for laughs on a real boring day. I shouldn't have posted it.

Had to ask because we've had some people try to push their month(s) old songs in the past.

It's a nice song, feel free to submit it.

There aren't instrumentals of half the songs I parodied (and one of them will almost certainly need modification), but that didn't stop me.

Seriously, make a song out of HERE I AM before I try to.

I see, thanks. I might submit it after editing it a bit more.

youtube.com/watch?v=HFxtb6_BFDY (sorry, the song, doesn't have an instrumental version available as of now).

Today/At E3: a song about Ubisoft spokespeople and executives dancing to a disastrous E3 thinking its going to be amazing.

(Watch Dogs 2 Ubisoft logo plays except replacing the pixelated skeleton with a pixelated Arnaud de Puyfontaine)

Yves Guillemot:
Eh, the show is starting now.

Caffeine Man:
God, Aisha Taylor, I'm nervous

Aisha Tyler:
What is there to be nervous about, Caffine Man.

Caffeine Man:
Well, every E3, everyone is able to look through our facade of bad jokes and flashy presentations. Everyone gains a few more reasons to hate us.

Aisha Tyler:
Not this time, Caffine Man.

(song begins)

Aisha Tyler:
Today, everything will be amazing at E3.

Caffeine Man;
Today, no one will shout words of insanity..

Aisha Tyler:
Today, we're making history.

Caffeine Man:
Today, there will be no dank memes.

Aisha Tyler/Caffeine Man:
All things will be amazing, Today.

Miley Cyrus or any other popular pop musician:
Today, I will sing for vidya at E3. Oh-oh-oh-ho-ho. Oh look I'm singing right now. Yeah!

Yves Guillemot:
Today, our stock prices will explode after E3.

Supercomputer:
Today, I'm gonna run bullshots at E3.

Anita Sarkeesian:
Pa-tri. Archs-pat. Tri-archs.

Patrick Plourde and Paul Tumelaire:
Today, indies be there for the world to see.

Tony Key:
Explosions, guns, sex, drugs and da sports.

Kanye West:
(rapping)
Please like me again, I'm also singing for E3 today.

Everyone:
Today!

Aisha Tyler:
Things will be so amazing To-day!

Everyone:
Today!

Caffeine Man:
Things will be so amazing Today.

Everyone;
To-da-aaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aaaaaaaaaaaay!

Announcer:
Welcome to the 2017 Ubisoft E3 press conference.

blunder struck was finished irrc

>VEVO
Really?

...Really?

Are you gonna make money off of this?

It's ironic naming because a shit one man band recording in their bedroom would never have a VEVO account

Keep the shit ones but keep them separate from the good ones

I'm really digging this song, unfortunately my mind is stuck on one thing.

Griefer Madness, a song about how playing online with mics corrupts seemingly innocent kids. Think of the thirteen year olds telling you how they fucked your mom and how some girls whore themselves to get free stuff.

Well it could certainly work, but I believe the song itself has bigger potential than that. If written well, though, it would turn out awesome.

no

How many times are you going to post and delete this?

DMCA

youtube.com/watch?v=HFxtb6_BFDY (sorry, the song, doesn't have an instrumental version available).

Today/At E3 (for Ubisoft): Ubisoft spokespeople, developers and executives dancing to a disastrous E3 thinking its going to be amazing.

(Watch Dogs 2 Ubisoft logo plays except replacing the pixelated skeleton with a pixelated Arnaud de Puyfontaine)

Yves Guillemot: Eh, one minute untill show time.
Caffeine Man: God, Aisha Taylor, I'm nervous
Aisha Tyler: What is there to be nervous about, Caffine Man.
Caffeine Man: Well, every E3, everyone is able to look through our facade of bad jokes and flashy presentations. Everyone gains a few more reasons to hate us.
Aisha Tyler: Not this time, Caffine Man.

(song begins)

Aisha Tyler: Today, everything will be amazing at E3.
Caffeine Man: Today, no one will shout words of insanity..
Aisha Tyler: Today, we're making history.
Caffeine Man: Today, there will be no dank memes.
Aisha Tyler/Caffeine Man: All things will be amazing, Today.

Miley Cyrus or any other popular pop musician: Today, I will sing for vidya at E3. Oh-oh-oh-ho-ho. Oh look I'm singing right now. Yeah!
Yves Guillemot: Today, our stock prices will explode after E3.
Supercomputer: Today, I'm gonna run bullshots at E3.
Anita Sarkeesian: Pa-tri. Archs-pat. Tri-archs.
Patrick Plourde and Paul Tumelaire: Today, indies be there for the world to see.
Tony Key: Explosions, guns, sex, drugs and the sports.
Kanye West: (rapping) Please like me again, I'm also singing for E3 today.

Everyone: Today!
Aisha Tyler: Things will be so amazing To-day!
Everyone: Today!
Caffeine Man: Things will be so amazing Today.
Everyone: To-da-aaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aaaaaaaaaaaay!

Announcer:
Welcome to the 2017 Ubisoft E3 press conference.

Seconded.

DMCA

The ones i sung of course

if you're the real el pato, your hip to despair is hilarious

Did someone do Ryujin-no-ken-wo-fuck-you something something? Cause that was amazing

Multiple people have yes. It's good shit.

Someone call the IRC braintrust!

Glad you liked it
vocaroo.com/i/s1vx5fwb4Kpm

Fraud.

picosong.com/TJpa/

To the guy that did princeton, I need the rest of your vocals

I also still need people for Christmas Even and Kate Monster (preferred femanon)

docs.google.com/document/d/11Jz0fYm0KrMlXIavpsukKBmbIxn4-36fq7QG58KmWfY/edit?usp=sharing

picosong.com/TP3j/ here's a demo at least

I'll re-record it tomorrow with that dude's updated lyrics

I'll also add one where I try to sound like woman in Amazing Horse, because she sounds just like that

Did a thing
picosong.com/TJMU/

Original
youtube.com/watch?v=udUCjJphE-0&user=acbd77

Lyrics
pastebin.com/GpFtaaJ4

SO HERE I AM
PLAYIN WINDY CITY SLAM
AVOIDING ALL THE GAMES WITH BAM
HOPING THE NEW ONE'S NOT A SHAM

I try to believe
That I will recieve
Another game as good as Tony Hawk 3
These games are all wrong
It's been way too long
Since the last good entry in the series

And I'm so confused
About all this news
Of another numbered Tony Hawk game

So here I am
Reading stories all the time
Watching trailers all the time
They're gonna make Pro Skater 5

SO HERE I AM
PLAYIN WINDY CITY SLAM
AVOIDING ALL THE GAMES WITH BAM
HOPING THE NEW ONE'S NOT A SHAM

I'm ready to play
They got me to pay
I'm ready to bust out a kickflip mctwist
I keep riding walls
Yeah, the loading screen stalls
I should have seen it coming but I'm still pissed

And I'm so confused
About all this news
They just put out another shitty game

Get stuck on everything in sight
Controls are fucked they don't feel right
Entire game is DLC
For the physical copy
But if all that I can do
Is just sit and watch it load
Then I'll have to say goodbye
To Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5
And watch it die

So here I am
Reading stories all the time
Watching trailers all the time
They're really fucked Pro Skater 5

SO HERE I AM
PLAYIN WINDY CITY SLAM
AVOIDING ALL THE GAMES WITH BAM
HOPING THE NEW ONE'S NOT A SHAM

>picosong.com/TJMU/

At least try to have the voices be in sync

picosong.com/TJvq/

Try number 2 for LYING SCUMBAG SEAN MURRAY

I realized there are no songs about "A Deal's a Deal" and want to promptly change that.
However, I can't think of any songs where "A Deal's a Deal" would fit as a part of the main chorus. Anyone got ideas?
As long as I have something to work off of, the rest of the material will come.

This one references it at least picosong.com/TJrp/

Can't really say much about it cause I don't like the original, but I guess it's good.

>picosong.com/TJvq/

This is good, but "MURRAY" gets cut off more than a couple times

It's a Trap Thread

youtube.com/watch?v=zZ4J-jvDAuQ

Lyrics:

I saw a new thread on Cred Forums
It made my dick confused
But everyone was fapping to it so I tried to act nonchalant
Anons said, "I want to fuck that"
The newfags asked for sauce
We bumped the thread from page 10 twenty thousand million times

Why did they post >her over anyone else?
How should I react? These things should have a vagina
They don't have one at all, in fact

When you're fapping to a trap thread
Does it mean you have to bend down and suck a femdick
Somewhere the mods look down upon you
Calling you a faggot, calling you de-gen-erate
I heard they have some tight buttholes
When your dick goes in there is no room
Sometimes I worry I might like that and
Other times I think I already do

Gonna ask for my salvation
Gonna speak to the Moot in charge
The janitor says he works for Google now,
Can I hold for a long long time?
I found out >she's a trap
I don't think >she knows I know
I'm worried that I might get banned from here
If anyone ever finds out

Why, why did they post >her over anyone else?
How should I react? These things should have a vagina
They don't have one at all

When you're fapping to a trap thread
Does it mean you have to bend down and suck a femdick
Somewhere the mods look down upon you
Calling you a faggot, calling you de-gen-erate
I heard they have some tight buttholes
When your dick goes in there is no room
Sometimes I worry I might like that and
Other times I think I already do

When you're fapping to a trap thread
Does it mean you have to bend down and suck a femdick
Somewhere the mods look down upon you
Calling you a faggot, calling you de-gen-erate

Sorry I couldn't find a vocal-less version of the song. But I had a fun time writing it so I thought I'd share it anyways.

about time we got a trap song. This is perfect

Wouldn't mind trying my hand at Walton's dialogue, only thing I'm worried about though is that my voice might not be deep enough to do it perfectly. Plus, I think I'd get kinda anxious about the idea of posting a performance on here

You have no idea how fucking difficult it is to attempt.

picosong.com/TSsU/

I'M NOT EVEN HALF DONE

This could turn out pretty good

You'll be fine dude. As long as you have a relatively good mic, I'm completely fine with what you post. I'm by no means not looking for exact impersonations of the characters.

Is mobilecameron a meme here?

He might as well be

didnt know we were allowed to saY cuk on Cred Forums anymore

>Shallow Be Thy Game (not Final anymore
What's the original song for that?

Which sounds better to you guys?

picosong.com/TSwH/
picosong.com/TSwb/

I messed up the lyrics on the second one, but it was my best take. I kind of like the messed up lyrics, though. It flows better, in my opinion.

I know it's not as prevalent now. But I remember when traps were huge on Cred Forums. Just wanted to do a song that harkens back to that time.

2nd is better

This needs to be tweeted to pitchboi

Second one is amazing holy shit

The Reit Stuff, more because I respect the time that was put into editing the instrumental than anything. It's still a clever song though.

Second one it is. Thanks.

I shit this out for funsies.

GET IT WHILE ITS HOT SENPAITACHI!
youtube.com/watch?v=scppbMhY3mU

Pretty nice in its terribleness

Had some fun with this one:
It Ain't Me, set to CCR's Fortunate Son
youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I
Lyrics: pastebin.com/u57xRRGF

Accepting any edits and singing considerations.

picosong.com/TSRb/

Man on the Forum draft is up for effects and tone critique
we haven't even reach halfway yet
kill me

Fuck, just noticed someone made a "It Ain't Sheev" parody earlier.
Should I keep it up, or just can it so we don't have dubs?

keep it up, singfags will ultimately pick the better one

less meems

>Oh boy, another song about how shit Cred Forums is! How original!
The singing is pretty good though

user, the only thing of note that happened in 2016 was the PS4 Pro, how shit VR is, and No Man's Sky.

and danganronpa, but that has two songs already

I could try Page, but I dont sound anything like him

There was Battleborn v. Overwatch too.

That wasn't a match, it was a slaughter.

I fly like pavel
Big guy like bane
If you tell me why he wears the mask
I'll keep you on my plane

Not really.

Nintendo has been beyond retarded this year, only releasing a terrible Star Fox game and a Metroid without Samus. Where are songs about that?

Where are songs about Mirrors Edge being a huge disappointment? About WE WUZ KAISER? About The Last Guardian being delayed again? About Zero Time Dilemma having complex motives? About Persona 5 and KH3 coming out soon?

There are more than enough subjects. You're just not digging deep enough and going for the easy stuff. It's boring

Most of the people writing songs probably didn't play Mirror's Edge 2, because it was expected to be bad. TLG I give you. I know Junko's trying to do a ZTD song.

Wait for next year for KH3 and P5 actually coming out. That'd just be hype songs.

>KH3 coming out soon
That's been a great joke for a whole decade now.

I'm trying to do a ZTD song but I'm fucking dying here trying to find something that works well.

I will take literally any suggestion. I managed Dark Souls 3, I can make it work.

>Nintendo has been beyond retarded this year, only releasing a terrible Star Fox game and a Metroid without Samus. Where are songs about that?
Why, what good of you to ask user!

For the daring femanons; a parody on Wuthering Heights about poor Samus

Original: youtube.com/watch?v=BW3gKKiTvjs
Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=pudVQL_wcpg
Lyrics: pastebin.com/pKPw3fCc

lol I don't care man, go for it

>Avatarfag still avatarfagging after people telling him to fuck off
Go and stay go please, thank you.

>About The Last Guardian being delayed again?
picosong.com/T2EG/

Formatted your shit, cant record till tomorrow.

Cool, no rush. We got like 2 weeks for everything

I'm a pretty good writer, someone give me a song they want to see rewritten that hasn't been yet.

Would make for a good song then!

>I managed Dark Souls 3, I can make it work
Yeah we know, seeing as you like to remind people of that fact every 5 posts in this thread.
Honestly, they're pretty good lyrics don't get me wrong, but you're probably becoming the most annoying presence in these threads.

They're just examples really. Point is that there is a lot to write about but it is barely happening. And the few times it does happen like (which is actually really good) it will just be lost in all the shitty songs about the same subjects.

OGLyricist WHERE IS THE VOODOO U HAB PROMISED ME?

I don't play MOBAs, but I know you guys use the word "Toxic" a lot. I think it's a massive missed opportunity to not parody Brittney Spears "Toxic". Just putting that out there.

>I know you guys use the word "Toxic" a lot
I don't think many people on Cred Forums use that word like that at all. It just screams reddit/tumblr.

The song is also already being used for a Pokemon song.

Beyond the Sea

What's this year's """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""theme""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""?

not vidya that's for sure

No Man's Sky, Battleborn, honestly a lot of the same shit being recycled over and over. If you can make an interesting, niche parody with Beyond the Sea, I would sing it.

I don't even shill Dark Souls 3 at all, I haven't even done shit with it until /dsg/ showed up and made corrections and reminder user posted it.

Whatever though. This I guess will be my last song related post.

To the tune of Bed of Roses by Bon Jovi

youtube.com/watch?v=NvR60Wg9R7Q

pastebin.com/NktebbhX

Thinking of making a counterpart to On the PC called Beyond the PC about console shitposting.

Kill yourself.

>And still can't stop himself from avatarfagging
Autism must be awful to have

i have autism too we should meet in real life

Alright, here's what everyone apparently really wanted. v1 of What Would John Romero Do?

picosong.com/TSPr/

You guys, not him, are the cancer that is going to kill this one day.

>one guy contributes a load of good songs
>people who do shit all and reap the benefits anyway bitch him out just because he posts images of a character to help people identify and communicate with him, even though he says this is the last time he'll do it

I really don't understand what you gain from this outside of just self satisfaction. I like Junkoanon, and you're complete fucking faggots;

>a load of good songs
>Literally one
Ok avatarfag. Good on you for losing your avatar though!

That you really believe that makes me feel so many things. To be certain, I bet you're even more retarded than him.

The only good song he wrote was Dark Souls 3, he didn't even write Hip To Despair he just hangs all over it for some weird reason.

And you also don't know if the people who complain do shit all because they're anonymous. Like this is supposed to be. For all you know they've made multiple videos, written the best songs and also sung a few classics. They just dont feel the need to hug all that attention to themselves like some avatarfags do

hallowed be thy name - iron maiden

His other ones on the doc are generally pretty solid desu

but yeah, he should stop avatarfagging. It's really not fun for anyone.

>His other ones on the doc are generally pretty solid desu
There are 3 songs on the doc from him (counting ). Only Dark Souls 3 is actually good and original, seeing as the lyrics of Complex Motives don't even seem to fit at places.

Honestly I don't care much either way, but don't go pretending he's some specially great contributor or something. There are people who contribute way more and who just stay anonymous.
Not that it matters, cause the very idea that the amount of contributions in this project should give you special privileges is insane

I don't care much either, even though I don't see many issues with complex motives. I even said he should not avatarfag at all because it's gay.

I just think it's retarded how he gets shat on by randoms when writing where as tripfags, namefags, and even irc fags get a ton of love for contributing, even when they act like bigger fags than Junkoanon

At least he was encouraging, the irc shadow council fags and a ton of singers are all beloved despite way more namefaggotry and shitposting

Don't worry, everyone who uses their name, trip or avatar more than is needed is an autist who should die.

>shat on by randoms
So, it'd be okay if he was shat on by trips, names and fellow avatarfags? Get bent, he doesn't need to be defended, he just needed to stop being gay.

picosong.com/TS9m/

Here's a song

Hype Train Blues

Song: youtu.be/scppbMhY3mU

Instrumental: youtu.be/_UeN8GfWc8M

Unfortunately the instrumental isn't as great as the actual version

>I hear the train a comin. It's Rollin round the bend
>And I ain't felt the feeling since, I dunno when
>I'm stuck with pessimism, no matter how I plea
>But that train keeps a rollin, on down to that E3

>When I was just a baby, my momma told me, "James,
>always be a good boy, don't ever play them games."
>But I played some duke nukem, just to pass the time.
>Now when duke says "bazinga" I hang my head and cry.

>I bet there's rich folks watchin', on them fancy PC rigs,
>they're probly drinking pope's Dew and eatin like some pigs,
>well I know that they're relaxin, scarfing mom's tendies,
>but those neckbeard's keep-a-movin, and that's what tortures me

>Well if they made that God damn sequel I so desparetly desire,
>made by some honest devs that don't dare to aspire
>to miss the point entirely like its Opposite Day,
>then I'd let that good ol' hype train, take me all the way

Here's What Would John Romero Do: v2 (Now with actual music behind it!)

picosong.com/TSc6/

Fitting and awesome. Good job

...

I want to say the ones I wrote but honestly Konami Queen, after hearing the first lines in one of the previous threads, I want the full song now.
Also What Would John Romero Do? That turned out quite nice.

He is editing, maintaining, and doing the video for Hip to Despair. I think he has some reason to be attached considering it's likely the only song a franchise he likes will ever have.

Oh well though, this whole drama thing is retarded. The dude said he would stop, I don't know what else people want.

That needs improving

You're bringing it back up, mate.
And how the fuck do you maintain a song that has already been written? Stop making up bullshit excuses.

If he'll actually does make the video then that's nice, but it's not a reason to avatarfag. Literally none of the other videofags even use a name, trip or avatar.

If he stops then that's great, but I've got my doubts

>tfw you've written a song called "For Junko" but it would be really awkward to post it now with relevant image

Miyamoto Theme Song: pastebin.com/ddcmDZTJ

Original: youtube.com/watch?v=2djx83-4XNQ
Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=kgwzcD6Qi1E

Fucking kek! I really want to do this one, but maybe tomorrow. It's 3am.

Thanks m80s.

Anybody

my attempt at editing the shit out of this

picosong.com/TSVw/
picosong.com/TSVw/
picosong.com/TSVw/

I love you, user.

youtube.com/watch?v=FWNWt3kiTWc
Memery
Turn your face to great Kek's light
Let holy dubs command you
Open Cred Forums, worship him

>vanerino the off beat shitter
pls no bully

Then git gud at singing and fix up your mic.
(no, really, please do. We need you singers!)

That wasn't me, though.

Not a lot of people know that Randy sued 3drealms over a workplace prank involving gay porn. It directly led to DNF's first significant delay and the creation of Gearbox.

youtube.com/watch?v=XEOwTeI9geI
pastebin.com/7pzYuPgk
Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=CzLlzx0gjwk

Oooooooooooo
This is a story all about how
A magician named Randy garnered so much clout
And we’ll try to keep it short because there's so much to delve
but it all started at the studio of 3d Realms
Where he got his break and was happy as can be
and was working really hard and quite diligently
but one day he saw something quite obscene
his face photoshopped on gay porn on his screen
he didn't get the joke and sued Apogee
And that’s why Nukem took forever!

Well, the very next year he founded his own company
with the settlement money that he earned (That he earned)
and he launched opposing force
and it kinda took off
had quite a few games with awards adorned
So he took quite the chance on a New IP
of Borderlands this did go onto birth (onto birth)
and it had a pretty decent kick ass intro sequence
for what it's worth!

Then one day he was making purchases from the death of THQ
when he heard the collective masses of SJW's Boo hoo
They were mad at the oppressive patriarchy
So he sang all about it - livestreamed on Twitch TV
then he scammed Sega of Millions and whaddya know?
He has his very own shit shooooow!

He has his very own shit shooooow! Heyo!
He has his very own shit shooooow! Heyo!
He has his very own shit shooooow! Heyo!

At least he's not Anthony Buuuurch!

Added john carmack
picosong.com/TSXi/

Can we do some more retakes?

Stop posting this. We know. You've posted a gorillion times already.

...

I mean, I was planning on retaking Kyle because once I fixed Cartman.

You know, I can totally imagine Love Potion No. 9 as a Mighty N0. 9 song.

I know you know, but no one is biting and I will be persistent until the project is finished or someone takes up the song.

I can't even get through the first verse without pausing for breath

How would anyone manage this

I cant comprehend how we always fail at group up to make a videogame but have many skilled people and cordinated efforts to successfully make 3 musicals in a row

Piss in the Wind

Original: youtube.com/watch?v=12DeNdF0KPA
Instrumental (mostly): youtube.com/watch?v=58soUmYN2dI

Lyrics

I close the thread, only for a moment, and then I'm back again
All my (You)s pass before my eyes, another bait succeeds
Piss in the wind
All we do is piss in the wind

Same old posts, >Bloodborne never ever ported to PC
Are we doomed to shitpost, bitch, and whine for all eternity
Piss in the wind
All we do is piss in the wind
[stretched Tidus laugh]

No, don't reply, all you have to do is just report and hide.
Everyday
(You) come back, never to get off the ride.
Piss in the wind
All we do is piss in the wind
All we do is piss in the wind
Piss in the wind
All of it is piss in the wind
All of it is piss in the wind
The wind

Multiple takes. Is that such a taboo?

Heres me and my disgusting voice fighting a lisp and I managed to get pretty far without having to breathe

vocaroo.com/i/s0QOwzJwMaaD

>Shallow Be Thy Game

Perfect, really well done on this one.

i will sing this

Thank you el pato.

That wasn't me but i'll sing it too then

>No Games Inc
Fucking 10/10.

Thank you el impostor.

thx m8, it's my magnum opus

Gassyass my amigo

picosong.com/TSgF/

>DHMIS
I would not expect something of this quality out of our shitty musical. Good lyrics and singing!

editing now

Shilling! pastebin.com/jxgnRVRQ

Remember, for the femanons (or passable enough anons) all you need to do is record a take of the chorus and I can use that to mix the rest. For the lead, throw in the verses and the same applies.

The entire line of DHMIS line of songs beg for parody.

Are you forgetting that we had this jewel?
picosong.com/TJMU/

is it shameless self shilling time already?

Game Designer Refuted - from Farmer Refuted, Hamilton
pastebin.com/Nz5ChiCr

Is Hip to Despair recorded yet? Eagerly awaiting it.

Original: youtube.com/watch?v=dQsjAbZDx-4
Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=oUdWxmM1xFw

>I’ve regained my love for Junko.
>It’s been real long ago when I last felt despair like this
>My eyes alight for Junko
>There was carnage all around and rotting corpses never far
>I could smell the blazing guns
>And sounds of tortured screams were coming from a bar

>It was out of love for Junko
>Every raping every killing helped despair spread hopelessly
>Ultimate Despair for Junko
>All of us were so devoted to make sure that hope would die
>And we reveled in the way
>That after hopeless torture people tend to cry

>We all tortured, raped and killed a lot
>We cheered and fought, for Junko
>We held Hope’s Peak in captivity
>Caused misery, for Junko
>The Foundation thought that we could lose
>They didn’t get
>That we really killed hope everywhere
>And caused despair for Junko
>That we really killed hope everywhere
>And caused despair for Junko

>Despite all my love for Junko
>Please forgive me her hopeless death just really wasn’t planned
>Stuck in a game for Junko
>Future Foundation think they’ve got us Remnants well in hand
>But they don’t realise
>That soon we will break out and then they’ll be outmanned

>Then we’ll torture, rape and kill all night
>We’ll scream and fight, for Junko
>Yes, once we’re out of captivity
>Cause misery, for Junko
>The Foundation thought that we would lose
>With Junko dead
>But the moment that we’re out I swear
>We’ll cause despair for Junko

>We will torture, rape and kill all night
>We’ll scream and fight, for Junko
>Yes, once we’re out of captivity
>Cause misery, for Junko
>The Foundation thought that we would lose
>With Junko dead
>But the moment that we’re out I swear
>We’ll cause despair for Junko
>Yes, the moment that we’re out I swear
>We’ll cause despair for Junko...

This is right in my range but if there's no instrumental is there any reason to sing it?

Did I prove my point or maybe you can help me figure out how to fix it?

>Nintendo has been [...] only releasing a terrible [...] Metroid without Samus. Where are songs about that?
hey I wrote two songs about that, Game Designer Refuted (pastebin.com/Nz5ChiCr) and A New Metroid Game Too (pastebin.com/cGaq6VWk)
you're welcome

There ya go
picosong.com/TSmX/

>audibly on the verge of crying
You can talk with us pato,we're your only friends

with that
i rest
good night

Reading along to this while watching the original MV is kind of funny.

...

"8 Generations"
Based on “100 years”
youtube.com/watch?v=tR-qQcNT_fY
Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=dMtgkOVcxO4
pastebin.com/MxUT3MWy

The original song barley rhymes. A lot of slurring and drawn out forced syllables. Play around with the syllable placement when trying to record, and do what sounds good for you. Its a tricky song to parody.
I'm pre-Atari for a moment
Just two lines and a dot in between
And I'm just dreaming
Of many colors and sights unseen

I'm cartridge based for a moment
And it feels better than ever
imaginations’ on fire
Nobodies collection is larger than ours

8 generations to amuse
Time to buy and time to choose
8 gens, never been entertainment like this
When you’ve only got 40 years of hits

E.T. set us back for a moment
PC where it's at, but you see I'm a "nerd"
BBS all day, dude.
These adventure games are too hard

I'm 8-bit for a moment
The NES is King,
And I'm playing with power,
Sidescrollers are my life

8 generations to amuse
Time to buy and time to choose
Which backlog do I start

8 gens, It’s alot to go through
8 gens, never been entertainment like this
When you’ve only got 40 years of hits

Sega goes by
Then you realize
Another blink of an eye
Cartridges are gone
The cd’s storage is high
We're moving on...

I'm Early Access for a moment
And dying for just more content
And I'm just dreaming
Of all the ways this shouldn't be

8th gen there's still time for you
There’s so many things that you can do
Don’t let DLC get in your way
Just please let us play...

(oh oh ohs)

8 generations to amuse
Time to buy and time to choose
8 gens, never been entertainment like this
When you’ve only got 40 years of hits

Like the topic of the lyrics, but calling yourself "nerd"? People do that on here?

I'm glad there are still good lyrics like this. Hope at least one of those or gets done. Samus deserves love.

Not really, can't do anything without an instrumental unless someone makes one themselves.

In the context of the original song its as if someone else is calling him a nerd for owning a computer.

Ah, sounds like this year's version of Classic Vidya. Love the idea, lyrics might need a bit of polishing, but good luck!

Also I'm writing lyrics for (Not) Getting Married Today as requested by a few.

I absolutely did not request it, that is going to be a trainwreck and a half. Good luck, though.

Thanks. Just as a teaser, the parody is "(Not) Getting Released Today".

And Mighty No. 9

I have an idea for a song based on Miami 2017 called "Nintendo 2016 (I Seen Some Bad Games At Nintendo", obviously about Nintendos recent failures.
youtu.be/Az1FSLfZxH4
Is good idea y/n?

I support this because I support TMBG songs on principle.

>mfw someone tried The Night Konami Went Crazy

picosong.com/TSuY/

Super mario bros super show
youtu.be/JA10XUaI3Mo

Is that true?

What's with this meme of there some IRC group that controls everything? How can anyone control this? Don't people just work on whatever they want and it gets added to the list? How could there be someone controlling shit when there's nothing to control?

It's because there's a thread in /vg/, user. Everybody on /vg/ accuses the BLACK OP IRC CREW of literally every wrongdoing ever.

>/dfog/ hates irc
>/poeg/ hates irc
>every mmo gen hates irc

It's because irc is usually composed of a group that coordinates shit and doesn't post about it on /vg/, meaning that /vg/ feels left out and demands justice from the IRCfags.

Really, irc is just another way to chat with anons. It's like being part of a Cred Forums guild, but without the shitposting and having to rely on them to complete content.

>irc
>chat with anons

saturday

>implying that having a name means that suddenly you know someone as a person

Okay Dave.

How is coordination control? It's not like there's anything preventing some user from saying IRC are fags and deciding to produce his own shit.

It isn't. People are dumb and think that it means that IRC is now in control of the entire musical or something. The hatred anons have from IRC mainly stems from Cred Forums originally, where massive shitposting and spamming sprees quite literally, in fact, were coordinated by an IRC group.

A bit of it is because a lot of people in IRC post lyrics they're working on and bits and pieces of songs they're trying to sing, which is content that could go into the thread. But really, I don't think the thread needs to get dumped 20 second clips five times of me doing flat takes for What Would John Romero Do, or mine and Dave's multitude of projects that we collaborate on.

>without the shitposting

what was the Kotaku article?

Only the brave.

(Not) Getting Released Today
Parody of (Not) Getting Married Today from Stephen Sondheim's "Company"

LYRICS: pastebin.com/mJrWs2kA

ORIGINAL: youtube.com/watch?v=YX18-xirVfY
Above link may not work for some regions, in which case: youtube.com/watch?v=ODBPDCbRVL4 (Different version, different tempo)

INSTRUMENTAL: youtube.com/watch?v=qOsGkhkIVN4
(Until a better one is found; the MIDI "AMEN"s at the end might ruin it? Unsure)

Why are you posting it twice? It has been posted 4 times now.

I deleted the first post as I accidentally left out the source. Minus the deletions, I've posted once here and once on the /vg/ thread.