Tfw she can't actually stop time

Where is that from?

Kindly fuck off to your nearest highway. I did not make this thread to house shitposters like you.

WaHH 35

I love Sakuya!

Thanks.

>The anti-sumireko poster.
But everyone hates Sumireko, it's way more than just one guy hating her.

but can she beat the cock?

Wait, 35? Where are people getting the chapters after 32?

How ungrateful of you, after all I'm the one keeping your kuso thread alive.

Going really fast so the others can't even comprehend where you currently are is kinda the same as stopping time I suppose,but it doesn't sound as cool imo.

no problem
clarstes tumblr blog
clarste.tumblr.com/

>sakuya
>not DFC

oh boy here we go again.

Thanks for the sauce, kind user.

Sakuya would think you are a big creepy dude that needs to be beat up!

youtube.com/watch?v=RP1aaFty9Tg

doesn't it mean that she essentially stops time for herself, but not for others around her?

Look at the context. Reimu was accusing her of abducting people. This would involve stopping someone else's time. Sakuya's time manipulation is personal, so this was never a possibility for her.

The difference is between bringing the entire universe to a halt and bringing it for a halt only in your perspective. When Sakuya "stops time" reality hasn't changed, only she has.

BUT.

ZUN has already stated that she makes the SDM more spacious than it seems to be through time (and thus space) manipulation. This directly contradicts the above as she is selectively altering the time of specific locations in space.

Also I'm not even sure if the notion of a "personal" time stop makes any sense/is any different from a standard time stop.

Fucking hell. I think that user was right in saying that you need a frighteningly high blood alcohol content to understand this shit.

And isn't moving so fast that others appear to have stopped just a different way of putting a time stop? Is there any functional difference? asdfsdf fuck this

That's rude user!

It just means that the effect is centred on her, and doesn't span to the whole universe. It's still time manipulation.

and what the fuck zun meant by this? it felt so gratuitous

did the "dex user" trope become real?

Can't you faggots fuck off? I did not make this thread to house secondaries like you.

>dex user trope
What trope?

It means what it says. Sakuya does not worship the gods.

Sakuya not believing in gods despite living in a land where gods literally walk down the street has always been a funny quirk of hers.

she's been anti god since before though, just she actually used the word atheist now.

The pads meme was started because she was the first 2hu character be drawn with tits in a spin-off game.

No user, she was never flat.

>Can't you faggots fuck off? I did not make this thread.
FTFY

Fuck off shotty, stop shitposting.

ok nevermind, clarste's clarification is good: clarste.tumblr.com/post/150617641341/in-chapter-35-of-wahh-sakuya-gave-an-explanation

basically, she cannot put people into a time stasis, thus she couldn't have kidnapped any of the villagers. Everything else is good.

Real OP here

What's going on?

She uses it as an excuse so she does not need to donate money to the shrine and deal with Reimu's god bullshit

Her space manipulations probably are what allows her to move herself at high speeds with no mass.

>chapter reveals that Kasen is one of the sages of Gensokyo, one of the creators of the Hakurei Barrier
>instead, all everyone talks about it BUT WHY IS SAKUYA AN ATHEIST and BUT WHY CAN SHE STOP TIME WITH NO ASS

She's like the Flash, except she can't time travel

kys OP

>chapter reveals that Kasen is one of the sages of Gensokyo, one of the creators of the Hakurei Barrier
What is there to discuss?

Ignore him, he's autistic.

Who are you quoting?

Kasenfag everyone

Sakuyafags BTFO.

Now you faggots can't complain about her losing to Yorihime.

There's only one thing shes good for.

Yorihime did nothing wrong

Sakuya is a cool meido that is very lovely. Kasen is some dumb oni. Of course people want to talk about cool meido instead of dumb oni

>I’m not a shipper, but don’t tell me that’s not a face that launched a thousand ships.

Is Clarste sick?

>BUT WHY CAN SHE STOP TIME WITH NO ASS

This is a legitimate question. How can she stop time with no ass? One must have an ass to use advanced time magic; it's an unavoidable prerequisite. Is she somehow falsifying an ass to meet the requirement? Is she somehow diverting the flow of magic from the ass while still keeping its potency? Could she be using some kind of ass-enhancement? (the rumored forbidden charm "schrodinger's ass" seems to fit).

I'd love for ZUN to expound on this. Until he does we're going to be left guessing.

Huh? at least give us some context.

Read the fucking blog

Clarste is one of those shitty Touhou shippers.

the context is that that user is an overreacting drama queen

I'm not sure if I want to know what the tags for this one are

The answer to that is easy, she got the best ass!

I don't understand your question.

>literally says right there he's not a shipper

Hello Clarste

does anyone have that hyper-detailed picture of maid ass?

how can it be the best ass if it got not mass?

I honestly don't get why "that face would launch a thousand of ships"

You don't know his posts on TvTropes.

This one?

It's just a way of saying that it probably got the actual shippers and yurifags rather excited. It did for me.

I do.

nothing good.
Basically perfect for worst character.

What the fuck? Wasn't there an ending where she made tea for Remilia of a plant that only blooms every 100 years or whatever but used her powers to make time only affect the plant in order to make it bloom?
Or i'm misremembering?
Shit's tumbling down.

why people, why zun gave another power explication again? isn't he the guy who prefers mystery and subjectivity? In Grimoire of Marisa, Perfect Memento, and Bohemian Archive all in characters perspective?

so why does he sometimes try to explain shit when it was supposed to be misterious?

nah, I found it

>Wasn't there an ending where she made tea for Remilia of a plant that only blooms every 100 years or whatever but used her powers to make time only affect the plant in order to make it bloom?
Yes.

He now loves explaining shit. That was on the past.

But her clothes still weight something. You can't pretend you can move really fast with no weight when you wear clothes. That's like an invisible man that can make his clothes invisible, but not the ground he's stepping on.

>isn't he the guy who prefers mystery and subjectivity?
Clearly not.

>when it was supposed to be
And who the fuck are you to decide that?

It's hard to know with so many good ass pictures around.

Why does nobody like Raiko?

It's not fair, she's the best 2hu.

So can she stop time or not? what the fuck ZUN?

Hello Red Yuuka

Anyone else want ZUN to """explain""" Marisa?

please keep posting maid ass

If she's making something age faster she's not stopping time, but rather accelerating time.

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Mima will explain it for him

She can slow down time around her making her fast, but not universally.

this is the worst method to reach something in the floor

it'll wreck your back in some years

Too many lewd pictures are not good for you! And lewding the elegant meido is also not too nice.

Her power is time manipulation, also, i'm pretty sure that stopping time for everyone but herself and the plant would make much more sense, considering that she doesn't age when time is stopped (implied by one quote on PoFV)

Yeah, but what about the plant?

>Yeah, but what about the plant?
Speed up time.

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I wonder if Sakuya can make Yukari 18 years old by using her time powers.

kuso thread

If she moves so fast that it looks like she's stopping time, that means that she's moving faster than the speed of light,

Which breaks the laws of physics and is much more broken than time stop.

if liking the maid ass is wrong I don't want to be right

but there are no consequences? does it affect earth itself? wouldn't this change earth's translation?

>sakuyafags are THIS desperate

don't overthink this shit come on

I am not even a Sakuya fag, and traveling faster than light is the only way to explain the things she can do.

I am a not oni guy.

It is already known since before that she's faster than the speed of light.

But speeding time isn't one of her powers, or is it? if she can speed up time why couln't she stop time too, considering she can also slow it. This whole thing is really stupid considering the works, powers and implications of her in the past 14 years.

I don't think she can't travel trought time

DON'T POST THE ENDINGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck this whitehaired thrash, I want the better maido back.

>better meido
>can't even run at incredible hihg speeds with no ass

Hipster pls go. Yumeko had no personality besides hurr i defen shiki.

th16 should be a phantasmagoria that pulls all the good characters besides Shinki out of pc-98 hell.

>Yumeko had no personality
And sakjah does?
>hurr muh remiria
>hurr cleaning lol

>all the good characters
>besides Shinki
So which is it?

Never ever.

That's not true. She's described as the Youkai-like human and has more than that in her endings in the official games, dumb greentextposter.

>sakuyafag is desperate as fuck
>resorts to namecalling

How predictable.

Sakuya is actually one of the few 2hu characters with actual character development and personality.

And the others are?

There aren't any others, sakuya is the most developed 2hu and she has actual human-like personality and she is pure and kind.

>But speeding time isn't one of her powers, or is it?
It is but so far is increase the age of things IIRC.

she hurls claymores user

that makes her a STR user and by default better than euphoric meido

Isn't that what happens, theoretically at least, if you go at super hihg speed the invidual will see the time slowed down

>with actual character development and personality.
like?

Cool argument, stay irrelevant.

>Hasn't shown any actual evidence
>Expect people to take him seriously
lol

Reimu? Sanae? Marisa

Reisen comes to mind.

Yumeko is top fucking tier in the touhoumon hacks

>Reimu
>Marisa
>character development

>Marisa
>personality

You'll know all of this if you werent a secondary, greentextposting-kun. As i said before
stay i r r e l e v a n t.

>Reisen
>Sanae Marisa

>Y-y-you -a-a-are just g-g-green -s-s-secondary y-y-yeah stay i-irrelevant heh heh

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>Not reading the all the official manga

>Didn't see her character development from MoF to LoLK and in the official manga

Secondaries, i swear.

>her character development
Oh please, enlighten us.

We want all the details of her "character development"

Mostly the human protagonists. Reimu,Sanae and Marisa.

Most other 2hu's has not actually had enough appearances/time to actually develop a character.

but reisen identifies herself as a earth rabbit now, marisa-fag
(and I hope it's not the "better" marisa-fag)

Go read the in game dialogues. Secondary.

>Secondaries, i swear.
I know, right? I can't believe people consider Reimu and Marisa to not be static characters. It's not like they changed in any way since they were introduced, right?

And they think Marisa has a personality too, lol

Am i being meme'd on?

Fuck off I have multiple lunatic 1ccs and if you think that she had character development through some dialog lines then you are fucking retarded and delusional.

>Oh my waifu is an underdeveloped piece of shit
>Better call them memes, that'll show 'em

Cool, you know how to shitpost Cred Forums style. Congratulations.

What are you implying?
And yeah, but that's hardly actual char development

Negro, the only thing you have been doing this entire time is greentext implications and posting meme images. Do you really think people are going to take you seriously?
Guess that answers my question.

Cool, you got mad as fuck. Congratulations.

Negro, the only thing you have been doing this entire time is calling everyone who disagrees with your opinion a meme. Do you really think people here are going to take you seriously?
Guess that answers my question.

Why the fuck do they tolerate Moriya's existence? Why aren't they stopping the modernization of Gensokyo? Why the fuck is everyone okay with an idiotic bird being in charge of a nuclear program?

Why don't Kanako and Suwako just go back to the real world if they want technology?

A better question is why they don't just get rid of Sumireko that's caused way too much trouble and is disrupting the barrier all the time.

>that's caused way too much trouble
that's why they're letting her stay, right

I took that entire conversation as Sakuya is bullshitting Reimu to make her go the fuck away.

Not being able to control time and space would make half the shit she has canonically done not possible.

Because she happens to be a girl. If she was a male and something like erm... a fortune teller she would already be dead

How do we fix these threads?

force zun to make a new game for us to talk about.

>le male meme again

wait for new games or spark discussion with other games that are released

You mean master spark discussion

Seal the buddhists.

>I took that entire conversation as Sakuya is bullshitting Reimu to make her go the fuck away.
Me too.

Not that that stops some people.

Well I mean Genso Rondo got released.

Well then she's basically going at lightspeed since the speed of light is the speed of time

That would make sense, Sakuya also likes to tease Reimu.

she goes faster than speed of light though

This threads would be better if we removed ________

That's less "teasing" and downright insulting her, though.

This is what I thought.

Also, what she says was meant to disprove Remui's notion that Sakuya was the culprit. More specifically, Remiu thought that Sakuya was kidnapping people and keeping them frozen in time (this would explain the situation's oddities). Sakuya explains that she is not skilled enough to do that specific action. The end.

This doesn't invalidate any of her past actions, nor does it mean that she "can't actually manipulate time". The latter notion is particularly silly. I suspect it came from people reading only that image floating around and not the actual chapter.

For those who haven't read: imgur.com/a/yMtad

anyone who disagrees with me

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And who are you

Autists

It's just some friendly Touhou banter.

Like?

someone who disagrees with you

On what?

people triggered by "secondaries"

In the Fairies manga, we learned that Reimu is slowly becoming a hermit,
In Silent Sinner in Blue she starts learning more about her miko powers and Gods,
In WaHH, we learn that she is obvious to a lot of Gensokyo's inner workings, and Kasen knows that she is on her way to hermithood,
In FS, we learn that she's an efficient hunter, despite her flaws and will protect the human village at all cost.

How's that not character development?

And who are these "secondaires"?

they dont exist, they are just people who disagree with you

Disagree on what?

Who's shotty?

Learning more about a character's life =/= character's personality warping and changing to accomodate for discoveries they made during their life

>THIS IS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
rich kid is a piece of shit
he thinks he's better than his parents and wanders somewhere alone
he gets kidnapped and held for ransom
after he's freed, he decides he doesn't want to a piece of shit anymore

>THIS IS NOT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
rich kid is a piece of shit
he also plays some mean ping pong on the side

What are these images? Weird broken chinese with Mokou?

sakuya x sonic fanfiction/fanart to laugh at when?

What a violent Miko

They make official Touhou manga now?

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Secondaries is an Cred Forums meme, it means people who consume media surrounding a franchise but never experienced the franchise in it's original form I.E people getting into JoJo's through the anime and not the manga.

>now

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Post favorite pairings!

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Secondaries i swear

That's just what a character constitutes of, you fucking idiot. The way they talk, their backstory, their appearance, their flaws, that's just what FORMS the character. Character development is what CHANGES the character, what develops the character (like in the fucking name of the concept).

To give an on-topic example, imagine there was an incident, right. And in the incident, something really bad happened because Reimu took too long to get up and go solve it. This event would cause Reimu to look at herself, and change her behaviour so that the same thing doesn't happen again. So, Reimu's character changes, or it DEVELOPS.

tl;dr

Original media doesn't have to mean manga though. 2hu at it's core is a bullet hell. It just has an assloads of porn, fan anime, fan comics and other shit; Enough content that people can become fans of it without even playing the games.

I want her pie.

Who cares about Sakuya's power, forget stopping time or faster than light speed it's really her 2b that's complete bullshit

Go full sadpanda, nothing that cant be fixed with some good porn discussion.

They are slightly different in each manga too.

>In Silent Sinner in Blue she starts learning more about her miko powers and Gods

And then doesn't use them ever again, which is dumb. Could show the protags getting more abilities in the games and what not, but it isn't really seen.

Or better yet, a canon example of character development. Take Sumireko at the start of ULiL. She charges straight-on towards uncharted territory without giving anything much of a thought because she fancies herself as invincible ("modern humans are more powerful than even youkai!" and whatnot). But after getting the fear of youkai literally beaten into her, she realizes she's not so above it all and reigns her behaviour in a little.

>Take Sumireko
stopped reading there

is that Reimu?

Yeah

No it's Meira

>Not recognizing her without her clothes
Secondaries I swear

Horseshit. Her Spellcard is straight-up The World.

its konngara u secondary

She's even cuter with out the ribbon,she should get rid of it

Reimu is at her cutest when she's exterminating youkai so she should just do that at all the time

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God damn that is one cute Reimu. I'd buy a manga full of her making faces like those.

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guessing FS is your favorite then?

>When you try anal for the first time

You got it

>mfw
>Sakuya's World is The World
>Time Sign "Dual Vanish" is King Crimson
>Light Speed "C. Ricochet" is Made in Heaven
>Time Paradox and "Deflation World" Are D4C

oh my fuck

What? none of those except for maybe Sakuya's world makes any sense.

I get it that she's completely illiterate and actually has no idea what the fuck is her job about, but why the fuck she thkins that killing my nigga nosferatu and other mosters is cool

yet several 6th stage bosses made worse, and are still alive? I swear that I'm yet to meet someone who would not question this job rules by logical thinking

fortune teller stop fucking posting already

do they even have computers in the afterlife

>I don't know jackshit
Ok m8

Isn't CoLA from his point of view though?
your husbando is shite m9

ignorance of the law does not exempt you from punishment

It'd be better if Reimu knocked the stuff out of Mamizou a few times, or just up and sealed her as punishment.

>It's a it's a Jojo reference episode.

>sealed her as punishment.
Mamizou is not Mima

>Mamizou is not Mima
wait
>Mamizou
>Mima
>Mami
>Mima

>tfw you love every single time I see you spamming these screencaps

>tfw I'm also the clownposter, the anti-clownshitter, the satori poster, the reimufag, the sakuyafag, the medicine poster, the moco poster, the dumb moco poster poster, the shinki poster, the kasenfag, the translations are wrong poster, the mima poster, the yukarifag, the sanic poster, the mamizou poster, the lewd akyuu poster, the kosuzuxmami poster, the fuck off shotty and anti-fuck off shotty poster, the screencapfag and the reimu with multiple personalities poster.
Also fuck off with the Red Yuuka, she is my waifu.
Waiting warmly for the new screencap.

mima doesn't exist user.

Mima is just on a long vacation in Makai! She'll be back next game for sure!

See, I know you're lying this time because two of those are me.

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>this time
Yeah, it was only this time.
Good job, you totally got me notme.

Thanks, isn't a bit weird that we are too many different people though?

Maybe

Perhaps they could use my writing style to identify me

That's a flawless idea. There's nothing stopping them.

i agree and i think we are completely exposed this way

The fuck? Gods literally walk around Gensokyo, how could anyone living there POSSIBLY be atheist?

not AGAIN

The existence of gods implies that there are beings higher than Remilia. I couldn't believe in gods, either, if Ojou-sama would grace me with her presence.

sakuya get the fuck off the internet

No

Sakuya is my goddess.

Pads

Are nice to use for the fighting games, but shit for the shmups

Who's the worst poster?

CHARISMA BREAK

Seems this has been brought up before. I'm not trying to start anything, I just find it silly that a person living in Gensokyo wouldn't believe in gods when they literally walk among them, when Reimu literally channeled the gods to power a damn rocket ship.

She's not being literal, she just wants poor miko and Moriya fucking shits to go and stay go.

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>Cred Forums is a sakuya board

This is the first good thing this board has done in ages.

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Well there we go, I had no context. I really should read the other manga, and not just Silent Sinner in Blue.

Can we stop with the boogeyman meme now?

If touhous are so powerful can they create an object that they can't lift?

If Sakuya is that fast how come we can beat her in esod?
People don't just beat getting stabbed before they can even react to it

If Reimu is so powerful why doesn't she just kill Yukari?

Reimu is a cheating jerk and Marisa doesn't win.

what if you're immune to stabbing.

If Sumireko is such a big trouble for Gensokyo's balance, why don't they just let her out?
Or better yet, why don't they fucking kill her

>Reimu is a cheating jerk
Is this true, Reimu cheats and is a jerk?!

Now why would ZUN just lie to us like that?
youtube.com/watch?v=DGrFFcTqirU
Yes, they're cheating to get the time stop as long as it is, or something, but there's still the issue of Sakuya throwing knives, and them stopping entirely in mid-air, kinda like the time-stopping vampire she's based on.

Danmaku rules

Otherwise Raymoo can just disappear from reality and win

Because she's not.

Duh.

t. SAmireko

>bean baddy dies to Sunlight

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She's not. If you could get killed for being annoying as fuck then Mamizou would've been turned into a carpet already.

Why are you so obsessed with this person?
Are you gay for him?

If the vampires were such a big problem why don't they just explode the Mansion?

Or why doesn't reimu just throw sunflowers at them.

That's why vampires wear clothes and use a parasol for additional shielding from the sun

Shiiyet, I just realized Sakuya and Sanae never appeared in the same game.
Sakuya probably thinks the Moriyas are nothing but a family of jews buying into an untapped market.

She has very good sense.

Yes, that's why I keep shitposting on these threads.

I don't care if I'm hurting this community as long as I can get him to fuck off.

In the end you are worse and more autistic than the "shitposter" you hate so much. Kill yourself.

>posting endings

DELETE THIS

Remilia can manipulate fate, and she is fated to make the SDM larger.

There is a good chance Remilia is lying and she can't actually manipulate fate, but says so because she doesn't want to be left out of the super power lottery.

>can't even detect obvious falseflags
Thank the lords we have such a fucking idiot worrying for us.

Remi is just a 500 year old chuuni!

>This damage control
Fuck off, aren't you done hurting this place with your epic boogeyman?

No i'll keep going forever

What a waste of gets for worst girl

ZUN just removed most of the 'fiction' behind Sakuya time stopping powers by relating them with special relativity, nothing new.
It also explains why she remains young looking despite being a maid of a long lived vampire.

That aside, can't wait until ZUN confirms that Sakuya was a vampire hunter in her youth.

2hu lore is getting darker and deeper with the time, and i love it.

I want him to explain Marisa's backstory.

That should be fun.

holy fuck look how defensive he gets
it's like this is a personal affront for him

this is ZUN's fuck up, dude, and no matter how you look at it this is a stupid retcon

it simply isn't possible for her to do many of the things she does without being able to za warudo people

She was a maid, that's why she dresses like that.

Sakuya clock actually transforms her body into light discuss

but doctor! how can someone even exist if it have no (m)ass?

she becomes light? does she suffers from gravity? can it even propel/move for itself?

Mass
Effect
Fields
Son

Deflation World was a spell card before D4C was a thing.

Speed of light is constant, Sakuya moves faster than light.

>Youmu is actually traveling at near lightspeed speeds
>Cirno has complete control over termodynamics
>Yukari can make wormholes

But can they do it with no ass?

When will Touhou get a "stuck in a fantasy world" style LN that later gets made into anime?

When will you die? Approximate date.

>finally sudoku
>get sent to hell
>you have to read and watch this

How do we make Reimu less violent?

Getting sent to hell sounds better than being sent to touhou town.

Is reimu a bully?

Reimu confirmed for immortal as long as she has a punchbag.

yes

>Sakuya lived during an era where vampires where dangerous creatures
>In order to protect her town, she learns some shady 'time stopping' magic
>Without noticing the townsfolk around her start growing older and older
>She eventually realizes it's because of her powers
>Some arc where she accepts her fate
>Ends befriending the vampire daughters of some vampire couple she killed
>''Due to their immortality they'll always stay by my side''

Sort of makes sense but meh.

Why not play a shmup that just makes sense?

Because I'm not a cuk

More like because you're a Touhou secondary that doesn't play the games and just wanks it to doujins.

A Sakuya that just "stopped time" is throwing her knives at you, would the knives go faster than the speed of light?

cute girls

Even a touhou secondary is better than a beta cuck like you who needs to spam his insecurities in other threads.

but I play it

why would I deny myself from playing both?

Why doesn't Sakuya just dodges bullets at the speed of light?

That could work. You just need to make the time magic something forbidden that she shouldn't have messed with, then put some sad scenes of her loved ones dying and then her becoming friends with the vampire children as penance for her actions.

There, we just wrote an anime.

That doesn't make sense user

why doesn't anyone dodge.

Touhou games are not the only shmups with cute girls.

This is a shmup thread, no?

Why doesn't sense make any?

why does marisa sometimes look like she just threw a dead body in a river and got away with it.

no seriously what's with the uncanny sprite looks.

>This is a shmup thread, no?

>t. secondary

we were actually discussing how much ass is needed to make something fast

t. beta cuck

I'm too intelligent for shmups
What are good 2hu games that aren't fighters

Why would you even want another one of those at this point? Still, speaking personally, I'd like to see a story about a bunch of faceless mooks who's main objectie is to keep their heads down in order to suvive. Essentially the three faries manga except with a focus on black comedy.

Then again, I'm a gigantic faggot, so what do I know?

>I'm too intelligent for shmups

I really need whatever Yuyuko is saying translated.
Also, now I understand that Ikaruga clone with her I guess

Touhouvania is fun. You even get to play as Sakuya in the second one!

Heard some good things about the Labyrinth games, although I've never played them myself.

HRTP

Literally the sound of rumbling

Marisa's an undead zombie, so yeah. Who's an undead zombie now, you magic stealing whore?

define intelligent

Yuyuko and Youmu should do stand-up comedy.

It even features the cutest 2hu

Someone who is very unhappy

Just a reminder that pic did nothing wrong. Reimu is the true villain.

>speed of light is the speed of time
American education, folks.

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FUCK YOU

Youkai do wrong simply by existing. Reimu was in the right.

t. Reimu

Nah, she was just explaining her powers in simple terms, you just didn't understand because you're a dumb ass.

She isn't stopping time, she's just slowing it down to the point where it's basically frozen. Practically the same thing, but it isn't literally the same thing. It is, relatively speaking, basically like having an absurd level of speed.

All this really changes is that now she can't actually traverse space unless time is moving (even if the time that passes is so infinitesimal that it's practically nothing), which honestly makes more sense.

Of course, you're just shitposting in hopes of starting a shitty thread, hoping on the erect dick of the latest mememay, so whatever I guess.

>Yuropean education

>American
>education
pick one

I mean, we know more about Marisa's backstory than we do Reimu's at this point.

She's a child of the Human Village whose father runs a second-hand shop and she's an only child. However, she does not want to inherit her father's store and thus broke off relations with him over some unexplained reason. Instead, she became a magician and made her own store in the Magic Forest. She studies and practices her own spells and potions daily, but usually when others aren't looking. She runs a magic shop, but it's really unorganized and she's usually out doing other shit like stealing books, stealing Reimu's extermination jobs, foraging mushrooms for potions, stealing shit in general, etc.

In PC-98 canon, she learned magic from Mima. In Windows canon, she taught herself magic and constantly trains everyday to try and keep up with Reimu. She's a good girl.

You do understand that nothing that you've said contradicts the second line of my post, right? In fact, you're actually proving me right.

How does she does make the SDM virtually infinite then, or alter time in other ways besides stopping it?

ガオー

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yeah? and why the hell remilia or okuu are still alive

checkmate shintoist

Nigga she ain't Yoshika she's a god damn witch.

I have more Dino Seiran images than I do normal Seiran images.

None of the 2hus can actually do their ability
>Remilia can 'manipulate fate'
>Doesn't make it that by fate something stops Reimu or Marisa from getting to her

Vampires and demons aren't youkai, so it's fine. You don't see Reimu murdering gods (but she should because fuck the Moriyas).

spellcard rules lol

Abilities can have limits.

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Its actually level 1 fate manipulation

>She actually didn't

This is why sagufags suck

not this time, alice

if so how it does not fuck up earth's translation cicle?

does she stops entire universe?

Look at you Mr. Man. I bet you do Pacifist runs for your first run while playing for score.

I didn't do shit after beating the game.
It was fucking shit.

You know what I meant when I said backstory, stop fooling around.

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>le shotty boogeyman

(You) are the reason why these threads are fucking shit

Kill yourself

You shouldn't be looking at a girl's backstory so hard, user~

Anonymous asked: Maybe I'm behind on this, but do we even know how Kasen thinks Gensokyo should be? Or is she nothing but a walking foil for everyone so far?

No details or plans or anything, no, but her attitude towards humans, the Underworld, and the barrier imply that she’s anti-segregation and wants everyone to live together in the same world.
That's exactly what Byakuren wants. Why does she have to be a hermit?

Best end would obviously be sealing Byakuren and Kasen away, ridding Gensokyo of filthy subversive influences.

Could this bitch take on superman, sailor moon, goku, and saitama all at the same time.

That still doesn't explain why she's wearing frilly dresses in Sengoku(?) Japan

Not much of a boogeyman when you're standing right there, shotty-chan.

she is so strong she doesnt want to do it, so they are safe.

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>Sengoku(?)
Touhou takes place in the modern era, with the outside world being slightly more advanced than our world. Gensokyo's behind technologically because it became isolated in the mid 1800s, so it'd be between the late Edo and the early Meiji era that they're stuck in. Also, because Rinnosuke's a family friend and he sells shit from the outside world, he probably gives her family clothes from the outside world occasionally, and she happened to really like the frilly dresses with apron look.

Jesus fuck I think Zun's op bullet waifus could make the DC universe their bitch in a month.

Since the topic is brought up, is posting cropped images from the endings okay, or does that also violate the no-endings rule? Is posting this picture heresy?

even the weakest of the touhou cast can solo it all LOL fucking shit western poomics

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Deleted, then. I apologize.

>She wants the barrier gone.
>She wants "Gensokyo" gone
What is wrong with this girl? She literally wants to kill their own kind. Even if what the Gensokyo they have now is kind of unnatural, is she really happy with killing everyone by removing the barrier between Youkai and humans? Why aren't Yukari and Reimu punishing her ass right away?
If she really hates Gensokyo, why didn't she let Sumireko do her job instead?

>modern era
No, 2hu definitely takes place in future era where nature/plants are supposed to be mixed with technology to compensate for their spread of urbanization but everyone is depressed as heck.

>late Edo and early Meiji
Thanks for this one, though. I'm never good with Nip history

Literally all of Gensokyo would get fucking wrecked by the Lunarians if they decided to not give a fuck about "muh purity" and destroy the Earth.

Fuck the Moon. The Lunarians are complete fucking bullshit. The only reason none of them did anything in LoLK was because the Hell Fairies were spreading life like wildfire and that was scaring the shit out of them.

>No, 2hu definitely takes place in future era where nature/plants are supposed to be mixed with technology to compensate for their spread of urbanization but everyone is depressed as heck.
And you are definitely a stupid person. Wherever it was that you read this, you read it wrong and you should go read it again before you make a bigger fool out of yourself.

>No, 2hu definitely takes place in future era where nature/plants are supposed to be mixed with technology to compensate for their spread of urbanization but everyone is depressed as heck.
Sumireko and Usami are both from different periods in history, user, with Sumireko existing in the present and Usami and Maribel in the future. The future is what you're describing. In Sumireko's time humanity just recently unified everything. Though, they're all cavemen compared to Yumemi, who graduated graduate school at age 12 and taught university courses (before being fired for trying to teach magic as a science course) at age 18.

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yeah, but could she beat The Emperor, filthy slaneeshi breed?

I guess it's true. No matter how good you are at something, there's always an Asian guy who does it better.

>In Sumireko's time humanity just recently unified everything.
That was in Renko's time, you dumb strawberryposter.

lol she just gap him and he ded yo

So, general question, how many hours did people here put into StB before clearing it? I'm at early Stage 7 right now and each card is taking me anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour to clear with a score above par, and I'm just curious if I'm above or below the average clear time for other people in this thread.

She's more aligned with Tzeentch than anything else.

Did Armstrong ever met the lunarians? Or did the lunarians hide when he arrived to the moon?

What are the power levels of the people from the outer world? There's a girl esper that comes from there after all.

moonlanding was a hoax

leaked picture of what actually happened during the landing.

There's two sides of the Moon. The Near and the Far side of the Moon. Gensokyo and the rest of the Earth can access the Near side and see that side of the moon everyday, but the Lunarians inhabit and hide away on the Far Side of the Moon. When the Moon Landing happened, they landed on the Near Side of the Moon and ultimately nothing did come out of it as the Lunarians were not discovered, but since then they grew to despise the Americans.

Really makes one wonder what the Lunarians are doing in Renko and Maribel's time? They can't stand impurity. Also Neil Armstrong is strongest 2hu.

a.pomf.cat/tibyho.swf

Gas the Lunarians space war now

Hello Junko.

anyway

the emperor would be sad to meet a self proclaimed human protector that doesn't kill all youkai, burn their churches, and is advised by a chaos demon

when the crown prince will lead the village for a great Purge?

I want a Touhou fangame where all the cute girls are replaced with spaceships stylized like the characters they replace.

n-no!

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Is it designed like Classicvania or Igavania?

I wish I could play them, both crash right when the first level starts.

Classicvania

who made these again?

Cookie is an advanced form of shitposting.

>radical color-changing cape
>neat sword
>cute hair
>bitchin earphones
>good wives
>not a filthy fucking buddhist

Does Miko have the best life in Gensokyo?

Alright real talk Cred Forums, Yukari and Ran share a last name so are they sisters or something?

I'll try it, then.

Adoption

Yukari murdered a fox girl and turned her into a computer. Yukari owns Ran, like a slave. Chen is the same.

loving relationship

I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Ran, is in fact, Tail/Ran, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Tail plus Ran. Ran is not a youkai unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Tail system made useful by the Tail corefluff, mom utilities and vital shikigami components comprising a full youkai as defined by ZUN.

Many shikigami users run a modified version of the Tail system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Tail which is widely used today is often called Ran, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Tail system, developed by the Tail Project.

There really is a Ran, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Ran is the old hag: the kitsune in the system that allocates the shikigami's resources to the other spellcards that you run. The old hag is an essential part of a youkai, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete youkai. Ranis normally used in combination with the Tail: the whole system is basically Tail with Ran added, or Tail/Ran. All the so-called Ran shikigami are really shikigami of Tail/Ran!

Ran is Yukari's bitch, and Chen is Ran's KYUUT kitty and by extension Yukari's KYUUT kitty.

how can ZUN ever trump LoLKs success?

That took me a while to understand

TH16 will have Mima.

Funnily enough, I thought Ran and Yukari's roles were the other way around before I actually started getting into 2hu.

LoLK is largely controversial, though. He'd be better off aiming for a game that most people agree upon being good, like SA or DDC.

By giving the stage 5 boss... uh... I dunno, leg warmers.

Proper Touhou thread when?

A Touhou thread is what you make of it. You'll only enjoy a thread as much as you choose to.

why is the slut crying?

>leg warmers
Is Parsee's arm warmers not enough for you anymore user? Do you want some rip-off Parsee?

Sanae is not a slut! Sanae is a good girl!

define "proper"

>Ikaruga
>makes sense

And saying that is funny since Touhou is one of the few shmups that actually have a story and not just some plot over the gamethe other one being Cotton, i think. I still need to play it

>those Hectatia nods
cute

Who was your favorite, Cred Forums?

>sluts are cute
No.

hey Cred Forums, you drinking that~?

Phantasmagoria of Cred Forumsutism and Cred Forumsirginity

chen, no

Modcat would be disappointed in you if you touch that glass, Chen.

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You fucking touch that glass and Chen gets to eat really hot hotpot. Do you really want that? She'll burn her mouth.

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NO

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This is your fate now, Chen.

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Is that how Orin was born?

It's just tame cat youkai bullying. She's fine. Cats can handle temperatures up to 800 degrees (Celsius).

Attack

Easy modo

Can your favorite 2hu defeat YHVH, EGD, Featherine, and one googolplex of lions at the same time?

THIS MOTHER FUCKING CAT

I don't know, man, that's a lot of lions.

Is this a good tuhu?

Hong Meiring.

youtube.com/watch?v=PSM9vUGhJBY