Why is this the only game with a female protagonist that I actually enjoy?

Why is this the only game with a female protagonist that I actually enjoy?

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Because you haven't played Bayonetta
Or Metroid Prime
Or Resident Evil
Or very many video games at all apparently

>Because you haven't played Bayonetta
>Or Metroid Prime
Nintenbabby garbage

>Or Resident Evil
Borderline weebshit

>Or very many video games at all apparently
Neither did you it seems if you think those above games are any good at all.

>I don't like her very much she comes off as a bitch
>I never got into metroid, I was a megaman kid.
>I always prefer playing as leon in any resident evil game

I just don't like playing as a female in general. But for some reason this one game made it plausible, intriguing and fun, as opposed penis envy the game.

Alice is my WAIFU

idk it's a pretty shit game

>Bayonetta
>Nintenbabby garbage
Then play the ps3 or xbuck$360 releases of Bayonetta.

I think maybe because they try to put females in male roles and it doesn't feel right.
A psychotic girl with hallucinations feels about right.
Maybe if they made a game about being a witch(not with guns like bayonetta) but an actual witch in a coven with powers and stuff I could get into it.

You take that back. TAKE THAT BACK. NOW.

I tend to agree with this. All I remember about it were that the physics felt really fucky to me and it put me off the game.

Did it just get taken off of Steam?

>shit taste

I don't even like platformers and I have to vehemently disagree with you there. It was a pretty good game even despite the flagrant cut content.

Just beat this game a few days ago, it was fucking fantastic. LOVED IT

define male roles
If Bayonetta was replaced by a male protagonist that would be weird as all fuck

Because she panders you a specific fetish of yours and you can stomach the most mediocre platforming and combat (literally) imaginable.

Honestly, the only good thing about the second Alice is her hair. The first one is a vastly superior game, even with its imperfections.

>Can't purchase anymore
Seems that way. What happened to it?

They should put females in historically correct roles, it makes for an overall game instead of, look at me, im a girl with guns and daddy issues please like me now.

Female roles that could be good in videogames:
- Witch
- Mental Patient
- Nurse
- Whore
- Assassin (not like assasins creed, more like a kunoichi or geisha)
That's because it was feminized beyond the point of recognition. It's basically devil may cry with a "witch" skin on it, just to have a female lead character.

sounds like a chronic case of shit taste
it isn't even the good mcgee alice from the first game
now she's full on generic abused girl that cries

But my fetish is oppai girls, she's rather flat. I think what I liked more is her actual character, and the storytelling. That's rare for me to identify so strongly with a female character.

what was the cut content?

I guess because her backstory is decent? Even though it's a retcon.
It can't be the gameplay.

The first alice aged like fine wine and had shit controls

I thought it had solid beliveable combat and fantastic platforming. That along with it's storytelling and atmosphere its the best experience I've had.

Yup, the page still exists but there's no purchase button. But, our merciful leaders at EA™ have continued to allow us to spend our hard earned money on Origin™, because it's For the Players™.

DID SOMEONE SAY ALICE THREAD

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Wow, I'm so angered by that inflammatory comment!

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FUCK ITS NOT FAIR

>more story
>more boss fights
>Alice originally killed the nurse
>Alice would alternate between Wonderland and reality more often
>London level
>M. C. Escher level
>moon level
>more weapons
probably would have had less doll head rolling

Well, that was quick and silent.

Storybook girls a best girls

>That date
Oh nevermind, it was just silent.

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I wonder if this game is any good...

It's not even a game.

>3rd game never
Kill me now

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Sleep tight my princess
It kind of is.. I'm going to try Woolfe first though.

I couldn't get through it. The game looked pretty, but I got bored of it while on the oriental area

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Damn. Maybe I shouldn't have waited till it went below to 90%.

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FUCK
NO

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Join me Alicebro
let us spill our folders

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Penis envy?
What?

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alirght

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I remember just kinda going through it and that was it. Is there a hard mode or a substantial 100% of this game?

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I kind of feel like shit

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>he fell for the otherlands meme

M- maybe EA will decide Alice is worth a third game
Right?
Right?

whatever happened to the shorts he kickstarted and got funded all those years ago

And for 24 years i was living next door to Alice. Alice? ALICE? WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE?

pretty good taste lad

>fucky
Kill yourself

>No physical book for nonbackers
By the time I found out about it, they were funded.

I'm still mad
two 5 minute shorts you can find on youtube

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lol

>two 5 minute shorts you can find on youtube
you're shitting me

This game legitimately had one of the greatest artstyle and atmosphere in videogames and it's a shame about what happened to it.

But it's just cartoony gothic.

Nigga I wouldn't lie about Alice

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Where are you getting your pictures?
I'm seeing lots i don't have and my folder has like 900 pics

>d
it looks so fucking ugly and stiff

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I always have issues with playing as female characters. Just can't do it. This game though.
THIS
FUCKING
GAME
It had me so entranced and I was so very intrigued with how they portrayed the mental state of poor Alice. Ya can't help but fall in love with her by the end of the game. I bought the artbook to this game as well, and like other anons say, there is unfortunately a lot of cut content.

I-I have all of them...
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>There will never be a sequel featuring western waifu

End me desu

You cut my fucking eyes with those edgy words.

someone mod a fire wip

*should

How do you make only 10 games and manage to last 10 years?

>Removing boss battles and just teasing them to you throughout the entire game

How come none of you niggers posted this one?

thought it was too common

The game was pretty cool, but I prefer blonde and cheerful Alice anytime.

night

>Tfw finding even a decent pirated version of AMcG's Alice is a nightmare, let alone retail
i used to have it in my old comp, but it died long ago.