Press the Attack button to attack

>Press the Attack button to attack

>"Press the ACTION button to interact."

Press X to Jason.

>Press to fire gun

>Push the left analog stick to move

pretty cute beaver

Fucking hell metal gear solid

>mfw "potions" serve any purpose other then healing.

that's a dog

>Be sure to be next to a tree to use a potion! Using the potion also makes the tree disappear.

>now look at the 4 blinking targets

>equip boots of speed
>character goes faster

Dafug

>Press any button
>you can't press any button, you spesifically have to press Start

Makes sense to me. What's wrong little otter?

>refuse to look at targets

The narrator/ tester voices their frustration with you.

>"Do you know how to play?"
>YES
>the tutorial plays anyway
t-thanks...

the issue is that it doesn't tell you which button to push. there's about 100 buttons on a decent keyboard; saying "press attack to attack" is like saying "to sing a song, just start singing".

>Press [HEAD ICON] to move head

Oh, neato. We just got one of those at work.

>Press V to enter VATS.

>"Can you look at these 4 targets?"
>"..."
>"Hey now, come on we gotta do this."

>"Can you look at these 4 targets?"
>"..."
>"Hey now, come on we gotta do this."
...