Where do I begin?

Where do I begin?

at the beginning

Push start

Begin by buying a gun and ending yourself.

yell DIE MONSTER at his faggot face

1. If you love it, move on to 3. If you can't handle it, try 4. 2 is optional but worth a shot at some point.

Castlevania is the one franchise that should always be played in release order.

Gonna ask somewhere else, thanks 4 nothing I guess...

I'll try it!

First game. Try 4 if you hate it, maybe Bloodlines.

For the roaming games either Symphony of the Night or Aria of Sorrow. The DS games are huge copy paste fests so it's easy to get burnt out playing them consecutively. Would recommend starting with Portrait as it's the best of those imo

Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.... Faggot

MGS

1, 3, 4 then Symphony. The last two are gunna blow your dick off

Only play Symphony of the night. The rest are trash that haven't aged well.

I disagree, 4 is still good

I thought Symphony of the Night was gunna be another overrated average game but I played it a year or two ago and hot damn it's fucking great, one of my favorite games of all time

Play 1

>it's too hard
Play 4, then RoB and then Adventure Rebirth. Optional: play Bloodlines
After that replay 1 and then 3 and x68k

>it's ok
Play 3 immediately after, then whatever you want

>it's too easy

Play x68k original version

Don't listen to this dude

>you played so much castlevania you walk like a Belmont while climbing stairs

Casuals will try to tell you 4 and rondo are the best
Patricians know Dracula X is the best
Anyone who thinks SotN is worth a fuck is stupid, so much half baked shit in that game

Terrible taste. What about the Classicvanias "hasn't aged well"?

Everything. That's why they all became ''Metroidvanias."

Gameplay in classicvania is far more rewarding and much more well designed than Metroid "copy-pasted-level-design" vania

Nothing is copypasted in Symphony of the Night. Well, except the upside down castle, but that doesn't count.

>Everything.
Sure, baby girl.

Please. There are so many identical corridors and vertical rooms it's embarassing.