IT'S OUT!!

>Watching phil and his g/f eat take out to the tune of elevator music
I can die peacefully now, it doesn't get better than this

I wish I still got horny. I'm at the point that I can daily but it's out of compulsion rather than enjoyment. I feel nothing.

kill yourself

>Why is he still trying to invest in a living that's clearly unstable?
It's easy

>autistic faggots sit on their ass all day waiting for phil's videos

I'd rather watch Phil than any other shitty youtube """gamer'""

Me too

Youtuber is the new fast food worker.

I want to tongue fuck Pandas bung hole.

>not hating Phil with every fiber of your being and making hour long podcasts or hate videos on your sofa dissecting him

do you even SoK man?

So DSP is pretty much 100% dead now, huh? I never bothered checking on him for a long time now but when I last did his videos made average views and he had a stream of followers who for whatever reason stuck with him

Now he hardly gets any views at all and I assume his streaming days are over.

Not him but I actually mellowed out a lot as I got older. I don't focus on hate anymore and my entire life is based around shrugging and thinking "whatever".

>DSP is a real gamer
you're a real card

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Have you seen his output? Also, Phil plays games from every genre and style. He's probably more of a gamer than you.

I've been having pretty bad diarrhea lately (probably alcohol intake related) and undigested bile has been burning my hole on fire. Completely disregarding that it probably isn't healthy to eat ass burned with bile even if it's been washed but I bet that would make it feel better.

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Phil plays games because it pays the bills. I play games because I enjoy them.

nah, his patreon is keeping him afloat and hes still scraping by on youtube. it will stil be a few years before he finally fizzles out

I wanna suck on pandas tits AFTER dumping a load of cum on her
On a side note, what ever happened to that nice house they had in the HOA neighborhood, did they end up getting kicked out?

Angry ranting Phil is best Phil especially when it's against the "sociopaths" who torment him

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DSP's Resident Evil 6 review is a masterpiece

the amount of games he plays doesn't make him a gamer. He doesn't even play every genre. He just plays whats "relevant"

He has played loads of genres.

Shooters, platformers, RPGs, JRPGs

YOUTUBE IS NOT VIDEO GAMES
>YOUTUBE IS NOT VIDEO GAMES
YOUTUBE IS NOT VIDEO GAMES
>YOUTUBE IS NOT VIDEO GAMES
YOUTUBE IS NOT VIDEO GAMES

Reminder that DSP is actually based and Cred Forums has been brainwashed by Arin and The Zaibatsu into believing he's an idiot.

Make way for The King.

No Man's Buy???
youtube.com/watch?v=IUBFdGYUrrw

MURDERS Homefront: The Revolution:
youtube.com/watch?v=FtfV5gHKzvo

His MGS5 review (finally a truly objective review you can trust):
youtube.com/watch?v=z8BDAB5xF9o

BTFO Everybody's Gone to the Rapture
youtube.com/watch?v=0yTpdLARWy4

BTFO Tony Hawk 5:
youtube.com/watch?v=qmGFhIpk_4o

BTFO SJWs (0:30):
youtube.com/watch?v=Nh6gxNC5BzI

BTFO Tim Schafer
youtube.com/watch?v=d070s_WtCkk

BTFO FN@F:
youtube.com/watch?v=HehkqUuJyV8

DNF review:
youtube.com/watch?v=Th2z0xT-X5s

RE6 review:
youtube.com/watch?v=3_MY3BRrE1g

Halo 3: ODST review (part 1/3):
youtube.com/watch?v=3tyVxk0juyI

AssCreed Unity review:
youtube.com/watch?v=5VOkTBGJbyk

1886 review:
youtube.com/watch?v=-oTBvJYb0Yw

Evolve review:
youtube.com/watch?v=9Unbg_9dkFM

Calling out Bungie (Destiny) (30:00):
youtube.com/watch?v=u8NJeTmroMY#t=30m

His mature stance on GamerGate (39:16):
youtube.com/watch?v=tk1FMam9yiY#t=39m16s

Anita Sarkeesian, the Professional Victim:
youtube.com/watch?v=aazXmCp-uds

Dropping Twitch Truth Bombs (27:25):
youtube.com/watch?v=cNoFu1Q3wdE#t=1646

His thoughts on shitty video game reviewers (Revelations 2):
youtube.com/watch?v=GwIHqqK0fs8

Also, as a streamer:

>Does not accept donations
>No follow/subscriber alerts
>No stream gimmicks
>No facecam
>Keeps circlejerk fan-interaction to an absolute minimum
>Just the video game
>Moved to YouTube streaming because Twitch wouldn't let him stream at 1080p/60FPS

DSP's M.O.? Video games. The video games come first, and he comes second. More Lets Players should be like this, but only DSP has the integrity to actually follow through.

This is my favorite pasta, because it's true.

Stop speaking the truth, we are Reddit now.
But seriously, his videos are comfy and I've known many people much worse than him at videogames. There are even times I've watched one of his lets plays and he was better than me at a game.

Its too bad everybody on Cred Forums is being consumed by the KWO redditor retards.

I can only assume his patreon is being funded by 100% Cred Forumstards

Also a fat loser that jerks off on stream.

>i have nothinf to rwview
●lwt me reiver dood cause im a fatttas
■lol
Fuckin fat bro

christ